These two shirts complete each other. What makes this even funnier is the cosmic patterns on the tees!

“I have had this shirt for two years, always wondered by the sleeves were black. Then I met this man at my college.”

Looks like Gene Simmons from KISS was craving some Detroit Rocky Road!

But, at least this visual is safe for work. If it were like most high schools, there would be something else hand-drawn on that chair.

I get this feeling this guy must get tangled up in stuff like this all the time. Otherwise, why would have this fortune-telling shirt?

Funny how life works out when you make a wish. Psst – in case you didn’t know from her embarrassed body language and his cheeky pointing finger, that’s the real Andrew Scott.

To be fair, striped black and white t-shirts are quite common. But, four strangers wearing them all at once at the same bus stop – now that’s an oddity!

@leveraction1970:

“Reminds me of an episode of a short lived show “The Black Donnellys.” They steal a truck thinking it is full of electronics only to find out its full of Hawaiian shirts. They abandon it in their, predominately Irish, neighborhood, and then for the rest of the episode almost everyone walking around in the background is wearing the exact same Hawaiian shirt.”

What a perfect day to be wearing that cheeky shirt. Too bad it’s all downhill from now on – there’s not a whole lot that can top this boyhood dream!

These two shirts have been waiting all their life for this very special meetup. If only this were at a bakery, it would have been even sweeter!

“I’m at the hospital discharging from my follow up and I see this kid and bust out laughing! Had to take his pic which made all the other people in the waiting room including his mom crack up!”

Houston Astro’s pitcher Justin Verlander took a cheeky selfie behind one of his little fans. Too bad we didn’t get to see the expression on his face!

Good deal! Now you don’t have to explain why there’s an egg all over your shirt. It blends in perfectly!

Poor Minnie is all shook up! She doesn’t want to end up like a deadmau5.

“Can you walk the walk?” Nah, you go ahead and walk, I’ll just fly!

Natives of Wisconsin know that there are only two seasons here: winter, and construction. May as well blend in during construction season!

@SmoothHookah:

“You can forget about white after labor day. Construction gear is year round in Wiscompton.”

Just look at this guy’s face! Meeting Steven Spielberg in person must have been a really big deal for him. But, the story gets even better!

@Rtech134:

“This picture was taken at the 2012 Comic Con panel for “The Adventures of TinTin” panel. This man was one of the first people in the Q&A line. It was an awesome moment. You know what is even better? Peter Jackson took this picture.”

Meeting the woman behind pop culture’s most famous crotch-shot scene has this guy looking like he’s Sharon Stoned! But, once he comes down off his celebrity high he’ll realize that she doesn’t quite look like the scantily clad woman on his t-shirt anymore. All her private bits are now covered up with grandma’s curtains.

On a planet with over 7 billion people on the planet and only so many unique looks to go around, everyone has at least one doppelganger out there. What’s funny about this encounter is that “los pollos hermanos” means “the chicken brothers!”

@circadianhour:

“Mi hermano de pollo!! – Walking through Philadelphia I see this guy and tell him, “Hey man, nice shirt.” He responds, “Nice shorts.” Heads exploded.”

It’s on bruh! But, it’s not really a fair game. We all know that even the smallest bit of insecurity always wins.

That’s his “I can’t believe I’ve now seen this for the one-thousandth time” look. That fanboy stuff gets old!

[Stands in front of closet earlier that morning]: I’m kind of feeling like it’s going to be really sucky today.

When a man, his dog, and their shirt are in planetary alignment. Now, that’s adorable synchronicity!

@interknetz:

“Now we just need to put this picture on a t-shit and have another guy wear it and take a picture with his dog.”

She even called the hotel ahead of time to let them know what she was wearing. Looks like the “who wore it best” fashion faceoff is on!

And that’s the story of how these two first met and became best friends. They were destined from the very beginning to become cat ladies!

Just look at the expression on that poor guy’s face. He looks so defeated.

His shirt was supposed to be a joke about computer servers. But the real joke’s on him!

“Error 404: Food order not found without spit.”

That’s the luckiest shirt alive! But that bold under-boob grab from the other side is really pushing his luck.

The Stepford Husbands in a steakhouse, scene 5. The last guy needs to be facing the camera to make this holy trinity complete!

Forget the kid for a minute. What about those long socks and moccasins? When your fashion sense matches Hawaiian Ken after a shopping bender at the outlet mall, you might want to rethink your life.

We’ve all reached for the back of our neck like that when it hurts. But this guy is his own name brand!

This little kid is just representin’! Maybe next time put on a shirt that says he’s a sweet little angel.

If you wear a shirt with your own face on it, does that mean you’ll meet your real self? Existential questions to ask yourself when you reach middle age!

@Pig_Thief:

“I always wondered what it would be like to be so famous that there are t-shirts, posters, or action figures of you. I think I would get crazy narcissistic and fill up my house with that shit.”

These shirts are getting quite prophetic! I think I’m going to get one with some lottery numbers on it.

Hello, awkward! I bet this guy wishes he wasn’t living this day over and over again in his head. The part where he keeps jamming his hands in his pockets is brutal.

When you suspect your reality is not so real. The subtle differences give it away – the shoes, the purse, the rolled-up hems. But enough about that – who wore it best?

Jackass Johnny Knoxville is showing Purdue some love with that comment! This is a viral meme just waiting to happen.

…and nobody wins. This is what happens when Nick Offerman as Ron Swanson meets himself as Ron Swanson.

“A buddy of mine was wearing this Ron Swanson shirt I made for him and met Ron Swanson himself tonight! This is the pinnacle of my own personal Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.”

This was always my favorite Monopoly card! Too bad it’s not redeemable in real life.

I love me some bacon too! But, the way those guys are looking at that little piggy like it’s breakfast is kind of disturbing. It’s like they’ve got their eyes on the prize.

Dude, these are your winning lottery numbers! I bet you’ll get $33,607 after taxes.

Did you misread “shirt” like I did? ‘Cause this is Alice in Wonderland weird, and I’m not talking about whatever this kid is showing Bernie on his phone!

Hey, that looks like Carl! Whatever happened to Carl? Last time I saw him, he was going on a road trip…

What kind of voodoo was at work to make this happen? The bear looks like a pig, and yet, it also still looks like this man!

Too bad we’re not as invincible as we used to be back in the good old days. At least this guy’s shirt is so bright you’ll be able to see him when he flies!

Well, your car might not agree. But yes, you’re totally amaze-balls at driving your car into a ditch! You’re the beesssst!

I bet he never washes that shirt ever again. This is a guy’s version of meeting a unicorn!

“My friend met this gentlemen at Gallatin Field Airport (Montana, USA) Coincidentally, he just happened to be wearing this shirt.”

No, that’s not how it works. One can not simply imitate The Dude. But, it’s a really funny attempt, and the color coordination is insane!

@Fettsmiata:

“I’m glad you have your shit together, Dude.”

Star Trek nerds will totally get this! What’s even funnier is that this guy sort of looks like Wil Wheaton, who starred on Star Trek: The Next Generation with LeVar Burton.

“Story: I walk into this place and I’m so busy looking for my friends I blow right past LeVar. He yells out awesome shirt and I stop to say thanks, this happens fairly often cause its a cool shirt. It takes me a second to realize who I’m talking to and then one of his friends suggests a pic. One of my best Saturdays ever.”

Whoops! At least it’s in a font that no one can read. Kids these days don’t even know what cursive is.

I want a magic shirt that says, “I wish this was a pot of gold.” Maybe a leprechaun will show up.

If this isn’t how you want to be remembered, then don’t be an idiot. Leave the magic shirts at home.

Did he ask for some spare rings? Or did a bunch of change come flying out of his pockets when you ran into him?

“Got stopped on the streets of downtown San Francisco for wearing an old school Sonic the Hedgehog shirt by the voice of video game Sonic himself (Ryan Drummond)!”

The New Gods work in mysterious ways! But is it really Arya, or one of The Faceless Men?

When he’s 30 he’ll look back and laugh! But only if he’s still allowed to get within 20 feet of elementary schools and parks.

What a tough little cookie! She’s totally owning her chipped tooth and t-shirt!

Well, I guess they’d know. But that’s not really a topic for polite conversation. How about we move on to clever Bond Girl names, like Miss P. Galore?

P.S. His real last name is Semien. The “I” got lost in the crinkle of his shirt. I bet he still got teased as a kid though!

So, we have Peter Farrelly of Dumb and Dumber fame wearing a Bill Murray t-shirt. And then some random guy walks into a bar with a matching tattoo of the Bill Murray that’s on the tee. Can it get any Crazy and Crazier than this?

This is why I love Twitter, all the celebs get involved in the tweets:

@Jonathan Silver Scott:

“Oddest thing…I was at that bar the night before and I have your face tattoo’d on my chest. #DrunkTattooRegret.”

Sometimes pictures speak louder than words. Those shoes and white socks with jeans – that’s what an intervention is for!

The shirt is a quote from The Black Knight’s infamous scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It cheekily says, “Tis but a scratch!”

The original shirt probably said “Failure is not an option” but that was just too long to include in the shot. The photographer surely did this on purpose!

This is what it looks like when celebs agree to do meet and greets with fanboys. Peter Dinklage should be glad that it’s a (P) and not a (G) emblazoned all over his face.

It’s just the opposite! It was the t-shirt who was waiting for the perfect moment to come out and make waves. Oh snap!

This just shows that little boys just grow up to be bigger versions of their 10-year-old selves. This guy better watch out, in a couple of years his nephew will be a lot bigger than him!

Oops! I bet Mary “Failin” Oklahoma felt a bit foolish. But, this guy sure didn’t!

“I went up to Governor Fallin shortly after the debate ended and she thanked me for wearing the shirt. My friend was able to get a couple of pictures before one of her aids jumped in front of him and blocked his camera. He (Fallins Aid) told her he didn’t think she wanted to take a picture with a Mary Failing t-shirt. She then looked at my shirt and said, ‘You’re being mean to me!'”

LOL yassss! Too bad these girls are too young to know how funny this is. But, I bet their coach was snickering when he sat them next to each other!

Well, like attracts like. When you’re a well-dressed hipster, you’re a natural magnet for more of the same!

Hey little due, I’m only here because you broke something. But you’ll learn all about that story when your daddy tells you about the birds and the bees!

@sarosan:

“I’m the guy wearing the shirt here. It was unintentional, as I only knew my friend had a kid while I was at work. Plus, I’m not witty enough to pull a stunt like that”

Well, now we know how he got to be a 730-pound man. But, maybe it’s like a pacifier and it calms him down.

I think the photographer was having a laugh at this poor boy’s expense! The shirt was fine when it said “Bassmaster” from another angle.

@petitbleuchien:

“I imagine school photographers take what fun they can get. “OK buddy, turn a bit more to the right … just a bit more … perfectamundo.”

@ChadOfDoom:

“Profession photographer here. Can confirm.”

He’s being sarcastic, of course. The picture on his shirt is the Android logo flipping everyone the bird.

Nope, disagree! There’s never a right time or place to wear that stupid tee. In case you’re not up to date on your acronyms, YOLO means “you only live once.”

The shirt is a cheeky word play on the very famous line from Empire Strikes Back. It reads: “Milk, I am your father.”

Goals! Who would’ve thought that reaching your ideal weight could be so much fun?

@SteveNotSteve:

“It’s rare for women to cross the line from aggressive into creepy. Congratulations.”

Well, if she gets picked, she might meet her future ex-boyfriend on the jury panel. They’ll already have something in common, and it’s not jury duty.

“My dad always showed up to the first day of jury duty in a clean-pressed suit, tie, and briefcase. It wasn’t a grand gesture or anything; he just made sure to look as professional and intelligent as possible. He never got picked for jury duty. Worked like a charm.”

Hold the door! Only Game of Thrones fans will get this. Lucky this guy got to meet him in person.

This guy doesn’t personally do the dumb things. But, his shirt is a beacon of light for those who do!

Looks like an angry bird smashed through this plane’s windshield. Is it a coincidence that the pilot is wearing an Angry Bird tee?