The vehicle owners below deserve a big thank you from everyone for making the world a funnier place, one bumper sticker at a time. Their good sense of humor and hilarious stickers have people at traffic and rest stops giggling.
We all need a good laugh, so for starters:
Class of 1491


This bumper sticker had many eyes rolling to the back of heads, but finish reading the message, and itโs all good for most.
โThe world is flat โ class of 1491โ is a hilarious sticker for science lover. Though the message might go โwhooshโ with those who need to hear this the most.


Dyslexics are people too
People with dyslexia exhibit some difficulty when learning how to read, spell, or write, but that doesnโt make them any less intelligent than us.
Thereโs some stigma around it, so the owner of this car is hoping to set the record straight. Saying that โdislexics are teople poo,โ shows that theyโre just like us, all while proving that they have an excellent sense of humor, too.


Answer that, vegans
There are many reasons why people should stop consuming animals, and weโre not here to invalidate the choices of others. But this one will have you laughing because itโs just funny.
The message is something like, โI dare you โ answer that, vegans,โ and surely even the really serious animal rights activist can appreciate the humor behind this simplistic logic.


Imagine all the chickens
โImagine all the chickeeens, itโs easy if you tryyyโ. You think John Lennon wasnโt singing about poultry? The makers of this sticker would be disappointed to know that.
They believe in a better world where chickens can cross the road without being questioned, and perhaps, โLiviiinโ for today?โ
No? โYou may say Iโm a dreamer, but Iโm not the only one.โ


Living that DINK life
Stick figure decals of a dad, a mom, some kids, and a dog or a cat have to be the most common type of bumper stickers, but these people put a twist on theirs.
Itโs still a man and a woman, but instead of kids, their โโbundle of joyโโ is a pile of cash.
This is how Double Income No Kids people are living it up.


Adults on board
Everyone knows those yellow, diamond-shaped signs reading โbaby on boardโ. Theyโre popular with an estimated 10 million of them sold in the past 30 years.
The idea is that people will drive more carefully around a car thatโs carrying a baby, but okay, adults want to live too.


The end is near
The world is divided between optimists and pessimists, but thereโs a third group thatโs usually overlooked โ the realists.
Optimists will hear โThe end is nearโ and think, โoh, that surely wonโt happen,โ while the pessimists are like, โwhy wouldnโt it happen? It probably will, and it will be bad.โ
And the realists? The realists will be more than ready.


The misunderstood artist
Imagine the type of person who stuck this bumper sticker on their car. Is he an art teacher, tired of dealing with overly dramatic students who answer with, โyou just donโt understand my artโ?
Or are these guys the tired parents of an angsty teenager going through that โno one gets me and my super unique thoughts and desiresโ phase?


Dragons and good men
The beauty of a free society is that you are free to act as you will and talk as much as youโd like, as long as you do not hurt or threaten others.
For example, you can profess your faith in what you believe in, like the person who owns this vehicle.
They want others to know that they believe in dragons and good men. It is well within their rights to do so.


Slide to unlock
Smartphones are now essential parts of our lives, so itโs hard to believe that they didnโt exist just 2 decades ago.
Using these phones are second-nature to us now, so this bumper sticker right here had many others trying to slide that thing to the side.


Rethinking your life choices
Traffic is frustrating and such a waste of time since you could be doing other things, but people can make the most out of just sitting in their car.
This guy is using time in traffic to think about his life choices, and he doesnโt seem that happy with them. But at least he made others laugh.


Minivan mom
Life has a way of sneaking up on us, and itโs not funny. You were once a teenager, scoffing at adults and their jobs they donโt like just so they can pay the bills, and the next day youโre working a job you hate just to pay your bills.
There was once a teenager who said theyโd never become a minivan mom, but looks like life had other plans.


Asking the big questions
Donโt be afraid to ask questions, since thatโs the only way to learn and evolve together. What is our place in this world? Are we alone or are there aliens? And what came before the Big Bang?
This person is not afraid of asking questions, even involving other people stuck in traffic.


A calculus pun
English geeks love puns, but here is a rare example. A Calculus geek with a good one considering his expertise.
He is warning people against โdrinking and deriving,โ though we really donโt need an excuse to stay away from numbers.


Sad T-Rex is sad
This T-Rex sticker is so sad, so ignore the fact that they wrote โurโ instead of โyouโreโ or at least โuโreโ.
The dinosaur with its huge body, enormous mouth, and a powerful bite to crush the bones of its prey is popular for being the most terrifying predator of the late Cretaceous period.
And yet all it wanted to do was to clap its hands.


The hard truth
People who drive minivans are often ridiculed but at least they have a good sense of humor like this owner right here.
It is tempting to look at someone driving a minivan and think you know everything about them, but you donโt know anything about their past and their current lives. Maybe they were cool!


Employee of the month
A favorite pastime of many is complaining about their jobs. That explains some of the funniest bumper stickers about dreading the day of work ahead.
This one proudly displays โI used all my sick days so I called in deadโ sticker. You have to wonder what kind of job he has.


That escalated quickly
Reminds you of that joke โYou are what you eat? In this case, I need to eat a skinny person.โ
It really is about getting that โperfect body,โ isnโt it?
This vehicleโs owner already has a โperfect body,โ but itโs not what you would think. Itโs funny but the cops wonโt think it is.


A Canadian bumper sticker
So this โSorry for driving so close in front of youโ had many wondering if it was supposed to be sarcastic, but then the โBritish Columbiaโ on the bottom had people realizing theyโre not sarcastic, but just Canadian.
The stereotype of Canadians being overly polite is so true. Detective Peralta once observed on Brooklyn 99, โOh, Canada. Truly Odie to Americaโs Garfield.โ


Theyโve earned it
Growing old does have its perks. No one wants the physical challenges associated with age, but most are excited for the freedom that comes with it.
People above 70 usually get away with saying what they want, like whatโs on the sticker here. Looks like the owner of this vehicle is a veteran too, so theyโve earned that right.


Divorced person detected
Bumper stickers allow people to show a bit of their own personalities. Are you funny?A deep thinker? Bitter about your divorce?
This driver chose a โMarriage is grand. Divorce is 100 grandโ to show everyone what they really think of marriage and what could come from it.


History repeats itself
โHistory repeats itselfโ refers to something that has happened in the past, is happening, or may even happen again. So itโs often used as a warning, like, โletโs be careful about this, letโs learn from our past mistakes.โ
This bumper sticker has an almost hopeful tone to it, meaning this person has watched Jurassic Park. They just canโt wait to ditch the car and ride around on their own dinosaur.


Well thatโs rude
No one knows where all these bumper stickers come from, or who these people are sticking these on to their cars. But itโs fun trying to guess.
Like how about the person who owns this vehicle, for instance? They are probably not Canadian, because this one is kinda rude. But a classic is a classic, and we can appreciate fine taste.


Going green
Concern for the environment and the conservation of natural resources is important, but having a good sense of humor is as well. Like this person.
He or she does show they care about nature and the importance of setting a carbon offset. All while putting a smile on peopleโs faces, which we applaud.


Mondays, am I right?
Hereโs someone who really hates Mondays. Reading this hilarious bumper sticker have reminded others of a classic Gina Linetti moment from Brooklyn 99.
Someone says to her theyโve โbeen through hell,โ and she replies with, โBig deal. For four years I worked at the mall, at a sunglass kiosk. Not only have I been through hell, I was their assistant manager.โ


Be patient
Youโd think this was a joke at first but look at the whole picture and youโll understand whatโs going on.
โBe patientโ bumper stickers are often used by new drivers, but this guy is not a new driver at all. He seems well experienced at pushing motorhomes, hence the need for that sticker.


Nobody cares
Itโs fun putting a twist on a classic, like that classic bumper sticker of a stick figure family.
This sticker combines the classic parents + children design with something that Hollywood has obsessed with over the years โ zombies. โNobody cares about your stick figure family,โ it says, but they cared enough to make a sticker.


Single and proud
This photo had people arguing whether the car belongs to a man or to a woman.
It really doesnโt matter. Anyone could be driving this car with a sticker like that, regardless of gender, age, race, or religion. Letโs just hope the person realizes that itโs a play on Descartesโ โI think, therefore I am.โ


TMI there, buddy
Sharing your thoughts is important. Thatโs you releasing and sorting out your emotions. Itโs unhealthy bottling up your feelings all the time.
But people have difficulty drawing the line between whatโs important to share, and whatโs too much information. This person crossed the line, but when you gotta go, you just gotta go.


Position open
The internet made dating a lot easier, but finding a good partner is still a challenge.
So if youโre serious about committing to a new relationship, put yourself out there. Dating apps and websites may not be enough. This car owner is not taking any chances. He really, really wants a new partner.


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