50 Bird Box Tweets That Are Too Hilarious For Words

1) What Came First?

Was it the movie or the meme. Were the onslaught of Bird Box memes and Tweets a result of the movie’s popularity or apart of the marketing strategy? Either way it’s too late, everyone is hooked.

2) The Real Winners Of Bird Box

Everyone in the rest of the world was committing suicide or enticing others into eventually commiting suicide. Except for the blind people who weren’t affected for their lack of sight. Some say that this aspect of the movie has relgious overtones that related to 2 Corinthians 5:7 “For we walk by faith, not by sight.”

https://twitter.com/LaPharaoh_/status/1077396096522088453?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjaviermoreno%2Fbird-box-memes

3) Trust No One

What’s the first rule of Bird Box? Trust no one. Not even the children.

4) Not Even A Baby Deer

So, if you don’t know, invisible demons posess people who can see and makes them kill themselves or get others to look at them as to infect them. Some of these possessed people can get pretty slick. These sickos are using baby deer as bait/

Malorie when that crazy dude asked if they wanted to see a baby deer #BirdBox https://t.co/kJmEqw5jkx

— seth (@sethh_sm) December 25, 2018

5) A Blind Monster and A Survivor

A Quiet Place was another recent popular post-apocolyptic movie. Except the monsters were the ones that were blind in this movie. Interesting take.

https://twitter.com/suavedanny_/status/1078123530682814466?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjaviermoreno%2Fbird-box-memes

6) Not It

Bird Box created one of the most intense cases of “not it” ever. Who was going to look? Boy or Girl?

https://twitter.com/balencigars/status/1077429773004091392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjaviermoreno%2Fbird-box-memes

7) Those Beats Are Fire

When you pass that chord, I make musical magic. Those beats are so fire, it sets the car on fire. Like that lady in Bird Box.

When you hand me the aux cord #BirdBox pic.twitter.com/jarXAojmxT

— OkayJay™ (@Vishawns_Cousin) December 26, 2018

8) Speed Bumps

OMG, this is horrible. And we feel bad about kind of laughing. Dammit, Bird Box.

https://twitter.com/sydshel28/status/1077390732099497984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjaviermoreno%2Fbird-box-memes

9) Hard No

Open the window? Without a blindfold? That’s a hard no.

* after watching #birdbox *

my mom: go open the curtians

me: pic.twitter.com/uS66lJl9lC

— L (@touchoflino) December 25, 2018

10) Baby Names

Sandra Bullock’s character Malorie didn’t want to name her kids. So, she called them “Boy” and “Girl.” It didn’t go over well.

https://twitter.com/kristinewxllace/status/1077421654748352512?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjaviermoreno%2Fbird-box-memes

11) It Got Dramatic

This movie got dramatic. I mean, it brought people to tears. Especially in the naming scene.

#BirdBox
Malorie: and you name is ……Tom
Me: pic.twitter.com/hcMfXgzIq7

— eraalewinskyyyy😙 (@trillioneraa) December 25, 2018

12) It Was Big On Suspense

This movie was pretty stressful. But in a good way. In a “I need a cigarette” and “I have agita” kind of way.

https://twitter.com/eastxfricana/status/1077469932684595200?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjaviermoreno%2Fbird-box-memes

13) Basically What Happened Was

This is basically what happened. Some evil stuff whirled around and attacked people. Then people walked away and only lady turned crazy/

https://twitter.com/thotofthesouth/status/1077425255650639872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjaviermoreno%2Fbird-box-memes

14) Outta My Way

Full speed ahead. There were a lot of crazy moments in this movie. This is one of them recreated.

https://twitter.com/petepcrker/status/1077421924953804805?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjaviermoreno%2Fbird-box-memes

15) Alert AF

There’s one thing that you have to be when there are invisible demon monsters around. And that one thing is alert. And Malorie was alert AF.

#BirdBox
Leaf: *rustles*
Malorie:
https://t.co/UxtNj0zu9P

— Irbesartan (@corduroy_cat) December 25, 2018

16) Not Even The Birds Are Safe

Not even the birds were safe in Bird Box. They were terrified the entire time. This might be my favorite Bird Box post.

The birds when something was wrong#Birdbox pic.twitter.com/zrGd9Gm3Xt

— Natina Xo🧸♍ (@OhThatsNatina) December 25, 2018

17) This Is Serious

Some people who saw this movie took it very, VERY seriously. Take this guy for example. He watched the whole movie blindfolded.

why did I laugh so hard#BirdBox pic.twitter.com/dsdAXWaSqg

— Hoshadkdhjsa (@llanszeabuton) December 25, 2018

18) An Eyes Pop Out Of Your Head Kind Of Movie

I’ve never had this look on my face more times in one day than the day I watched Bird Box. It’s an eye bulge record breaker.

https://twitter.com/brehisly/status/1077474095468404737?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjaviermoreno%2Fbird-box-memes

19) Tricky, Tricky

If Bird Box were real life, this is the kind of shit the creatures would say to get you to openyour eyes. But this video though. I’m not sure there are words to describe how epic it is.

The creatures: open yo eyes we’ll pay yo student loans
Me: #BirdBox pic.twitter.com/FlaQAjHYIX

— i just wanna be a normal boy!! (@PrehTboidez) December 25, 2018

20) Livin’ Their Best Life

Blind people weren’t effected by the creatures in Bird Box. They were immune and provided sanctuary. This is how the audience perceived it.

The Blind people in #BirdBox pic.twitter.com/gCLl080d2x

— Peyton (@peytonlhardy) December 25, 2018

21) Told You So

Douglas called it. He knew Gary has murder on his mind. Everyone else acted shocked when they were wrong.

Douglass: “He’s lying, he’ll kill us”

Everybody: “Naw”

*Gary starts killing everybody*

Everybody: #birdbox pic.twitter.com/y8asMtNabT

— ΦΒΣ (@wxvychrisss) December 25, 2018

22) Malorie Was Running The Show

Whatever Malorie says, goes. This isn’t Hunger Games, you can’t volunteer as Tribute. Wrong movie Boy.

She knew what Malorie meant by that lol #BirdBox pic.twitter.com/mU44JebHqL

— Didi KB2 🇨🇩 (@Didi_KB2) December 25, 2018

23) ‘No’ Means ‘No’

Malorie was very clear with her instructions. Under no circumstances do you look. Girl seemed confused.

https://twitter.com/petterpettygrew/status/1077451891406192640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjaviermoreno%2Fbird-box-memes

24) Put In the Garage

Douglas got put in the garage. That’s because he bugged out after Gary was allowed in. He was real bored in that garage.

https://twitter.com/gucciisax/status/1077492148180869120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjaviermoreno%2Fbird-box-memes

25) Sass

As if being in a post-apocalyptic landscape with invisible monster wasn’t enough. Malorie didn’t have it easy. The kids were a handful.

https://twitter.com/aylissahere/status/1077460881284378625?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjaviermoreno%2Fbird-box-memes

26) Not Gonna Happen

Olympia was the positive one in the group. Gary was bent on putting an end to it. Malorie ended up being the one who would raise her daughter.

Olympia: I can’t wait to raise my daughter Gary: #birdbox pic.twitter.com/7kdlteaYRz

— Sam o (@itsjustsam4) December 25, 2018

27) It Was Inspiring

Bird Box really inspired a lot of people. It brought out their creative side. Check out this work of art.

this took me like 405643 times to get this right and i finally did 🤣💀 #BirdBox pic.twitter.com/UklqmToHg1

— lei (@luvmvrie) December 25, 2018

28) It Ain’t Nothing New

Bird boxing is nothing new. This here is the original Bird Box challenge. It’s been done.

The original bird box challenge #birdbox pic.twitter.com/H9QdRFeQv1

— idek (@righteousroger) January 24, 2019

29) The Parodies

Then the parodies came. And when they came, they came hard and they came fast. And they were incredible.

they really used ‘The Office’ clips over the #Birdbox trailer 😭https://t.co/OzW8zAIHlu

— ScreenTime (@screentime) January 13, 2019

30) Big Bird Box Remix

They even parodied Sesame Street. Here we have “Big Bird Box,” a Nerdist remix. Now we finally know who the monsters in this movie are.

In the latest Nerdist Remix, we show you just how scary @Netflix's Bird Box would have been if the 8-foot tall nightmare inducing creature was actually… @SesameStreet’s BIG BIRD. #birdbox #bigbird #nerdistremix pic.twitter.com/nARN86Xs11

— Nerdist (@nerdist) January 16, 2019

31) If The Weather Was Bird Box

It’s Bird Box cold in the U.S. right now. Don’t go outside. If you go outside you will die.

It's #BirdBox cold outside today 🤷‍♂️ #PolarVortex pic.twitter.com/9gsz7hkJDR

— Kirk 🇺🇸 Hinz | BAM ⚡️Weather (@Met_khinz) January 30, 2019

32) Life Imitates Art

Sometimes life imitates. The folks at CSUSB know that. Especially during midterms.

Getting through midterms be like… #csusb #midtermszn #birdbox #codycoyote pic.twitter.com/NcyhhDs48W

— CSUSB (@CSUSBNews) January 28, 2019

33) Your Worst Nightmare

Everyone saw something different when they opened their eyes outside. This is because the invisible monsters would make them see their worst fears. Some would probably see this.

https://twitter.com/The_Phancy/status/1089013605033340934

34) Hey, Mr. DJ

Hey Mr. DJ can you play that song? Take a tip from Bird Box. Because the answer is no.

This is how DJ's handle requests and that is the Gospel #BirdBox #DJ #NoRequests pic.twitter.com/aX9Bpy10KA

— The DJ Gospel (@TheDJGospel) January 24, 2019

35) Dogs Are Up On It Too

Everyone is watching Bird Box. Even our pets are up on it. This dog is taking it a little too seriously.

#mom hates it when I #play #BirdBox !#BassetHound #bassets #dogs #pets #dogsoftwitter #TuesdayThoughts #ears #WednesdayWisdom pic.twitter.com/MHrYjL5Y3n

— Cobe’s World (@CobesBassetLife) January 23, 2019

36) Good Point

There were a lot of good points that came up with the release of Bird Box. Like why you should never travel with Sandra Bullock. There seems to be a pattern there.

https://twitter.com/BirdboxFunny/status/1089315826770034688

37) Go Birds

Some people had favorites in Bird Box. Some people were rooting for the birds the whole time. They liked the part when they were set free.

https://twitter.com/Txxcm/status/1089342834455601152

38) Thank You Bird Box

Thank you Bird Box. You made it OK to ignore a text. All we have to respond is #BirdBox.

39) But What Does It Look Like

People want to know what the monsters from Bird Box look like. But they movie never shows the creatures. People online have been guessing though.

EXCLUSIVE IMAGE of the #birdbox creature design!!! pic.twitter.com/kxlRp4EZzt

— kim ho (@kimho_au) January 27, 2019

40) Giving Names To The Nameless

Bird Box is giving names to the nameless. People are using the movie to help them name the nameless. Like this guy’s unnamed dogs.

41) Superbowl Bird Box

After Deflategate, no one trusts professional games anymore. Well, at least games that involve the New England Patriots. The Super Bowl refs are prepared for their game already.

42) Bird Box vs Oregon Trail

Wait a minute! Is Bird Box the Oregon Trail? I think it might be.

43) Sorry Dogs

I don’t know dogs would make it in a Bird Box world. All the creatures would have to do is put out a bone or some cheese and they’ll come running to see what’s up. Maybe that’s why they went with birds instead of dogs.

Rick: Is it safe to look now?
Hooman: NO! Whatever you do, do not take off your blindfold!
Rick: but I smell a bone…. #birdbox
.#corgi #dogs #florida #corgidaily #corgination #love #cute #beautiful #dog #puppy #dogoftheday #pupinfluencer #rickandmorty pic.twitter.com/o9LI7NsvrM

— Rickandmortythecorgis (@Ricknmortycorgi) January 31, 2019

44) When Life Is Bird Box

Life after Bird Box is like Bird Box. Ordinary things like going to the grocery store are not the same. Karen should have brought her blindfold with her to the store.

Had to have @MarianosMarket soup today even though it had me feeling like Sandra Bullock in #BirdBox EERIE pic.twitter.com/muGOQXRNFX

— Karen Maturo (@drkareno) January 31, 2019

45) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

Did you know that turtles were immune in Bird Box. Only the teenage mutant kind. See what we mean.

46) Keep It To Yourself Susan

Don’t Bird Box me Susan. Your advice isn’t wanted. Keep it to yourself hun.

https://twitter.com/DylanMax93/status/1088172560863453186

47) Teachers Don’t Play

Teachers don’t play. They have a lot to prepare their children for. It’s serious in the classroom.

Ok this is funny. #birdbox pic.twitter.com/JJepL9aA5M

— Hilary Rose (@msblackteach) January 25, 2019

48) Kings Of Bird Box

The Impractical Jokers have been Bird Boxing each other for years. Well, they’ve been doing it to Sal. He would always be blindfolded before his punishments

49) If You Break It Down

Did you watch Bird Box closely? Then you’ll realize that the whole movie is Sandra Bullock dragging some kids around It basically looked like this.

https://twitter.com/dolqusmemes/status/1088752179576561664

50) Bird Box and Target? One In The Same

Bird Box and Target are one in the same. You kind of need a blindfold to get out of there without buying things you don’t need. Toilet paper only!