Just like every human being, all dads are different. They have a unique appearance, behavior, opinion, attitude, style, and so on. Yet somehow, they seem to do the same funny and odd things. It’s almost as though once a man becomes a father; he’s required to follow in line with the rest of them.
People online have become curious as to why this is. So, to unravel the mystery, they’ve started tweeting to see if they can come up with viable answers. While they might’ve uncovered a few things, the bottom line is that there’s still no reasoning behind it. As you read over these tweets, you’ll understand that sometimes, there’s just no explanation as to why all dads do certain things.
Probably every kid has heard this at one point or another. You know they’re sleeping just by the heavy breathing and snoring. We think it comes down to the fact that dads don’t like to admit when they’re busted.
Isn’t that the truth. Even if they feel the slightest sneeze coming on, it’s as though they have to let the entire world know. To them…the louder the better. Someone needs to explain to them that it’s not very attractive.
Oh, my gosh. I thought my dad was the only one who did this. Do they think that’ll make them taste better? Are they practicing for the roulette table at a casino? We’ll probably never know and that might be a good thing.
If this pertained only to older dads, you could blame it on them not being very tech-savvy. But considering even young dads do this, it’s a mystery. They need to just say what they want but keep it short and to the point.
5. Time for a style change
In all fairness, Hard Rock Café does have some pretty cool tee shirt designs. On the other hand, so do a lot of other brands. Kids need to take their fathers on a shopping trip to enlighten them.
If one of their kids did this, they’d have a fit. After all, there could be some kind of emergency or perhaps they need something picked up from the store. Not only are they setting a bad example but they’re making people wonder what they’re up to.
There are a lot of jokes pertaining to men who hate to follow directions while driving. But it’s particularly true when it involves dads. For whatever reason, they think they don’t need a sophisticated device to tell them how to reach their destination…they’ve got it…not.
Now, that’s an excellent question. And the amazing thing is that it usually only takes a matter of seconds. It’s as though the couch puts some kind of spell on them that they simply can’t resist.
This is too funny because it’s spot-on. You’d think sitting down to watch the news would be far more comfortable. But no…this is the way dads do it and they’re not going to change.
If you ever need a breath mint, just ask your dad for one. After all, his pocket is full of them. You know, the free ones that restaurants give away. In their mind, getting something that doesn’t cost anything, even a mint, is almost as good as winning the lottery.
11. A little picky, are we?
Every dad, regardless of age, does this. Shoot, someone could hand them a $100 pen but no, they’d much rather use the $2 one they bought at the dollar store. Perhaps they’re afraid of cooties.
Come to think of it, they do. What makes this even funnier is when they already have an accent. Maybe they know something we don’t — like dogs only understand Irish. It’s just a thought.
We might have to give dads some credit on this one. While this poster is right, at least they ask for things they need. In comparison, moms usually request what they want. Perhaps they could take a lesson from dads.
As soon as dads hear the word “grilling” or “barbecue,” some kind of change comes over them. And when they’re standing there watching the food cook, it’s best for everyone to stay out of their way. They mean business.
You can’t help but laugh at this one because it’s so true. If they just finished a large meal, you could understand. But it happens all the time. Is it a ritual that all fathers do? Who knows, if they fail to grunt, maybe something bad might happen.
Okay, we know that men and women’s bodies are different. But there comes a time when dads need to think of others first. When everyone else in the house is wearing parkas, earmuffs, and gloves, they should take a hint.
17. That’s why it takes so long
So, we don’t have an answer as to why dads to this. But now we know why moving their kid’s car to the street or other side of the driveway takes 15 minutes. One mystery solved and 1,000 more to go.
Dad jokes are almost always lame. But when they use the same ones in situations that have nothing to do with their jokes, things quickly go from bad to worse. That’s the time when you need to look away and pretend you don’t know him.
Yep, every dad does this. Do they know that means they’re yelling? Probably not. But even if they did, there’s a good chance they’d keep doing it. Come on dads, show some respect when communicating with others.
No, that’s not a giant black spider in the bathtub…it’s just one of dad’s socks. The thing is, it’s only the socks. They can get all their other clothes in the hamper (most of the time) yet somehow, the socks are a different story.
21. Change is never a problem
If you need a penny, ask your dad. If you need a nickel, ask your dad. If you need a dime, ask your dad. If you need a quarter, ask your dad. In other words, if you ever need change of any denomination, ask your dad.
Why can’t dads just pull in forward as most people do? But no…they have to prove to the world that they have a special talent. If they only knew…no one cares nor are they impressed. Sorry, Dad.
23. The number one asked question
Unfortunately, we don’t know why. It doesn’t matter what they eat or drink, they always seem to be full of hot air. But the worst part — they’re almost always super loud and stinky. You can always distinguish a dad fart from others.
Either this is just a habit among dads or this proves they can’t concentrate on more than one thing at a time. Then again, maybe they’re onto something the rest of us don’t know about.
While we don’t have the answer to this, we can make a recommendation to help them change their ways. When this happens, just pee. You can bet the next time you tell your dad you need to use the restroom; he’ll speed up instead of slow down.
Even skinny dads do this and quite frankly, it’s kind of gross. What would dads think if moms went around and did the same thing? Okay, either they wouldn’t even notice or they wouldn’t care. That’s the way dads roll.
27. Stop answering the phone
This is perhaps one of the strangest things that dads do. Weren’t they taught a simple “hello” would suffice? And what does “yello” even mean? They need to let someone else take calls. That’s all there is to it.
28. You’re not fooling anyone
Do you know one of the easiest ways to spot a dad? Look for back pockets that are worn or faded in the shape of a wallet. They probably want people to think they have a lot of money when in fact, it’s just filled with worthless paper.
They become giddy around young women, tell cringeworthy jokes, check themselves in mirrors, and more all because of this. Especially at a certain point in life, it’s time for dads to accept their true age and act it.
If something tasted bad, they’d pretend it was fine. We don’t know why but it’s as though they have to prove just how tough they are. Even while in the ER for food poisoning, they’ll blame it on something other than the cheese that expired a month prior.
31. Stop blinding the kids
Do dads think this is the best way to test the brightness of their new flashlight? Don’t they realize they could cause permanent damage to their kid’s eyes? We have so many questions on this one but not a single answer.
Surely, all that pepper can’t make the food taste better…can it? Dads use so much that they don’t even know what dish they’re eating. But remember…they’re tough.
Not only are dads the worst at telling jokes but also using corny lines. If you’ve ever gone shopping with your dad while growing up, you’ve probably heard this line at least 100 times. Maybe they should come up with something new…this one’s expired.
They’ll tell people this as long as they’ll listen. In their minds, it’s true. But one look at their high school yearbook and you know they’re living in a fantasy world. This is when you just have to humor your dad.
When kids are little and their dads do this, it’s funny. But now as adults, they think their dads need to be on some kind of medication. Once a child reaches about six, it’s time to put this one to rest.
36. Stop scaring the kids
We’re not sure why dads think something like this is funny. In a child’s mind, they think they’re in trouble. Way to go…teach the young ones to be afraid of the police. Stop it…just stop it.
Dads do this. It’s as though they just achieved something great. Now, they want to stand back and marvel at their work. The only problem is that no one’s marveling with them.
If there’s one phrase that all dads say, this would be it. Either they think they’re being funny or they’re seriously trying to help. We hope it’s the first option because if it’s the second, there’s a bigger issue going on.
Dads think this ploy works but as they say it, the kids sitting in the backseat are just rolling their eyes. It might’ve been effective the first few times but now, everyone’s caught on. Okay dads, you need to give it up. They’re onto you.
40. So that’s what they’re doing
The next time you see a guy driving next to you playing air drums and pounding on the steering wheel, you can assume it’s just a dad listening to Phil Collins. All these years people were confused. At least we have a second answer to all the crazy questions.
Just like every human being, all dads are different. They have a unique appearance, behavior, opinion, attitude, style, and so on. Yet somehow, they seem to do the same funny and odd things. It’s almost as though once a man becomes a father; he’s required to follow in line with the rest of them.
People online have become curious as to why this is. So, to unravel the mystery, they’ve started tweeting to see if they can come up with viable answers. While they might’ve uncovered a few things, the bottom line is that there’s still no reasoning behind it. As you read over these tweets, you’ll understand that sometimes, there’s just no explanation as to why all dads do certain things.
