One of the most important things business owners need to plan is their sign. It needs to be catchy, eye-catching, interesting, and related to their business. Failure to create the right sign can cause problems not just in sales but in attracting customers.
If you are planning on setting your own business, take a good look at these 42 funny business signs. Make sure to avoid them as much as possible.
1. Mayo Neighs
2. Isn’t that the truth?
3. Procrastination at its finest
4. Sign guy favorites
5. Wait, now what’s free here?
6. Terms and conditions
7. Want a funnel cake?
These cakes aren’t selling well. Looking at the sign, you probably know why.
8. The list of things you shouldn’t flush
This list is pretty accurate. Make sure to apply it to all toilets.
9. Too much spam
The spam isn’t the only issue. They take sausages to arrive, too.
10. Think twice before laughing at your wife
Here’s a good reminder of why you shouldn’t make fun of your wife’s choices. Her list includes you.
11. Congrats!
Reading this can make you momentarily forget how to actually spell it. Is it congratulatchions or congratyoulayseans?
12. This will make you think
You don’t always get to see alligators high on hallucinogens. This makes the sign’s back story seem quite interesting.
13. The clever life insurance agent
Unless you reject your humanity, you should consider getting a life insurance.
14. A dream gym
This is everyone’s dream gym. Imagine, you just drive through and you’ll be fit right away.
15. How much?
Not sure what’s included in the menu. However, judging from the cars lining up, it must be pretty good.
16. A good reminder of how a door is supposed to work
Well, if opening doors is that easy, why would you need a locksmith for then?
17. Old plumbing
It doesn’t matter how you do it, but only the thinnest turd is allowed to go through those pipes. Flushing a single turd at a time might work, too.
18. Only one person per day
What about the day after tomorrow? Or the day after that?
19. Only for trains
Well, unless you are Thomas the Tank Engine, you’re not allowed to stay on the tracks. Seriously, just stay off the tracks.
20. Sounds too harsh
So, is that a threat or a promise? Well, that depends on who you ask.
21. What about Joe?
Looks like Joe is quite famous at work. It’s hard not to feel curious about what made him popular.
22. Looking for Abby
Abby, are you alright? Seriously, people are lining up to see you at work.
23. For your shopping convenience
Not all retail stores allow haggling. And if you’re thinking of doing it inside this shop- it’s already been done for you.
24. No smoking
As a dog owner, the last thing you want to happen is for your dog to get into the bad habit of smoking. Good thing that this shop doesn’t tolerate it.
25. No words needed
Even without any text, this warning is pretty threatening. Well, not for someone who actually wants to get famous on YouTube.
26. Translation gone wrong
It’s hard to determine what’s actually wrong with this sign. Is it the translation or the impression that 3 Americans can weigh as much as 10 people from the area?
27. Attention, please
While this is great for the said groups of people, what about the others? Where would they pee?
28. When your ice cream has anxiety
You can freely choose the flavor you want, but you should never tap on the glass. The ice cream might end up screaming.
29. What happened with the bear?
The news that the shop is now pet-friendly is great. But what happened with the bear?
30. Every shop needs this
Even if you don’t have any man shitting next to your shop, you should still consider hanging this sign. Your customers would definitely find this sign hilarious.
31. A clever way of pointing you towards the right door
This sign is quite clever. Instead of telling you straight to use the other door, it makes you “try” out the wrong one first.
32. Always be clear with your signs
When you’re making any sign, make sure that you’re sending the right message. Any wrong grammar or missing punctuation mark can end up with situations like this.
33. Just come in
Changing the signs often isn’t that easy. Apart from coming up with really nice ideas, you also have to put them up under the heat of the sun which is quite unsafe.
34. Here’s an excellent pick up line
Is that “me and you” or “me in you”? Well, the answer would probably depend on you.
35. As if the sign wasn’t enough
This shop owner wanted to make sure you full understand the name of his business. He even drew an illustration for you.
36. The salon you never knew existed
Admit it or not, your ass hair needs some grooming, too. And for that, we found just the right salon for you.
37. It’s always open, right?
Basically, this sign just means that the pool is open 24 hours. It doesn’t matter whether you’re younger or older than 18 years old. Mmm, right?
38. This sign gives false hope
For those who want to see topless bartenders and get free beers, this isn’t the place for you. Get them somewhere else.
39. Very catchy
To succeed in any business, you need to make sure you stand out. This business looks like it won’t have a hard time doing that.
40. When your local barber is a fan of action-thriller films
Who can forget Harrison Ford in Air Force One? Well, not this barber. He’s got a barber shop named after the 1997 film.
41. Case closed
Looks like everyone’s search ends here. The elusive G-spot has finally been spotted.
42. A scary warning
This shop is very clear about the punishment it gives to shoplifters. Don’t say they didn’t warn you!
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