50 Pictures Showing Our World Can Be Pretty Absurd

1. Do you see it?

It’s an ice cream cone ordering an ice cream cone from a shop that looks like an ice cream cone. Cute? Or creepy?

2. Fish out of water

It’s a pink shark with legs crawling on the ground. Of course, there’s a person in there and there are no pink sharks.

3. My angle

“You are my love, my angle.” These signs are oh so romantic, they’re bound to make any woman fall in love with you.

4. TV memorial

We are gathered here today to pay tribute to LG TV. Wait. It’s not a memorial? They just need an info screen and decorated it this way? Okay then.

5. Snow shield

It’s so absurd yet makes so much sense. It’s a great protection from the snow, after all.

6. Choco head

Eight chocolate balls, yum! Oh wait, one of them’s a head.

7. Double parked

Uh-oh, the police is here. This car’s gonna get it! Only problem, this car is made entirely of snow.

8. Have you always wanted a six-pack?

Have you been working towards getting a six-pack and it’s taking too long? Want to know a faster way? These boys will teach you how!

9. Twice the curves

One pair of legs is not enough to flaunt her curves. Get them another pair!

Yeah, I’ll have the double-butt pants, thanks. pic.twitter.com/CtNCqxt2CJ
— Luke Romyn (@LukeRomyn) June 17, 2020

10. December 32

Wow, it’s true! There is another dimension and another universe with one more extra day. What else have they been hiding from us?

Amazing…😊 pic.twitter.com/hYeZKSPuXH

— KASTUR SHETH (@KasturSheth) January 8, 2018

11. Safety first

Safety first that’s why a hard hat is required. Even if it’s just sitting on top of his turban.

12. My good side

This fox has got his own personal photographer. Did he get his good side though? This fox is such a stickler!

13. This is not a joke!

They stole his toilet. No joke. They stole the toilet. Is that toilet made of gold or something?

They stole my toilet…… I’m not making this shit up. Still waiting @DallasPD pic.twitter.com/Go9BP3itSB
— Charlie Villanueva alopecia (@CVBelieve) December 20, 2017

14. Not photoshopped

Yes, this is not photoshopped. She is a make-up artist and she creates optical illusions with make-up. So unbelievable!

South Korean makeup artist, Dain Yoon, creates mind-bending optical illusions rather than focusing on making herself more “conventionally” beautiful. Despite her makeup is not a super-realistic painting, the impression of a transparent face is very strong https://t.co/NBv4WkT9jq pic.twitter.com/VzJSiW5ZIC

— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) June 3, 2018

15. New style

Have you seen this new style? It’s the new type of pants. They’re tree pants and they really make your legs long.

16. Another toilet story

This time, the person using the toilet is gone! His underwear and footwear are there but where is he?

17. The wet bandits

The wet bandits strike again! And this time, they’ve targeted the toilets. Are they redirecting the police or something to somewhere else?

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18. A new kind of laptop

This kind of laptop won’t help you take notes. But it’ll satiate your hunger for sure! Plus your classmates will want to be around you when lunchtime comes so more friends!

Sexto día de examen, aún no me han descubierto. pic.twitter.com/BGl3IXP6BM

— Internet Explorer 🌐 (@iExplorerLOL) May 17, 2018

19. X Wash

Gotta follow the sign. Don’t wash your hands in the sink. Wash your hands in the toilet bowl. Easy peasy.

20. Got salad?

Riding the subway and suddenly hungry? Where’s a tomato when you need one? Oh there it is! Now all I just need is lettuce and some cucumber.

21. Baller strategy

When you’re in a bind, sometimes you gotta MacGyver it. Broken tail light? A basketball and plastic wrap will do this time!

22. Oh, the irony

Anything to get you to go inside and buy that $6 beer. Worth it? Ask them again in three months.

23. Japanese hair

Have you heard of sushi hair? It’s where you use sushi instead of rollers to curl the hair. Yeah, we thought it was weird, too.

24. Are you a fan of Avengers?

Here’s a great take on the infinity gauntlet! Yet get to play Ironman or Thanos, depending which you want, and get a free snack in return. Best of both worlds!

25. Oh shoot!

We forgot the toast! We can just photoshop it in? Great! The sign is done!

26. Get scared, doggy

Now your dog knows. When he’s been bad, he knows what to expect. And it’s not pretty.

27. Extra seat

When there’s five of you and only four seats, what do you do? Get another one and place it at one end. Never mind if the space is outside.

28. It’s an ocean puzzle

It’s supposed to be a puzzle featuring the ocean. What’s a butterfly doing in the ocean? Are they butterfly fish?

29. What’s for dinner?

I know it can get tiring to plan dinner. But this is a bit too much isn’t it?

30. Dress up for the night

When you dress up, you have to go all out. Even your accessories need to match what you wear. In this case, the umbrella’s got the same jeans AND shoe.

31. The panoramic underwater puzzle

It’s a panoramic puzzle alright. But when did underwater have hot-air balloons? And where are the fishes?

32. Too-faced

Sebastian Bieniek creates two-sided faces with creepy make-up. It’s so weird and unsettling. What would you do if you rode the train with this one?

33. NYC taxis have their own

You thought only NYC firefighters can have their own calendar? NYC taxi drivers have theirs, too! And it’s colorfully sweet!

34. Who watches the clothes?

Their grandmother watches the clothes dry. And when she’s not outside, she’s still watching the clothes. There’s no escaping grandma!

35. Did you see it?

He’s giving you four times the usual middle finger. How does he do it? Take a closer look.

36. When they turn things around

The DMV is usually so stuffy and uptight. But not at this DMV office during Halloween! He sure does put a smile on someone’s face.

37. Spotted in Scotland

In Scotland, in this particular yard, snowmen aren’t like the usual snowmen. They’re slimmer and do handstands. Pretty cool.

38. Perfectly level

When you look at it closely, the chair is perfectly level. But when you sit on it, you’re going to feel like you’re going to fall over or slide off.

39. The line was so long

This guy got so tired of waiting, he got hungry. What to do? Order a pizza. At least you don’t need to wait in line hungry.

40. Cellophaned book

This book came wrapped in cellophane. Actually, this wasn’t so much a book as a pile of papers that needed the cellophane to stay together. And this cost $275. Yes. So worth it.

41. Tough bike

What bike is this? It’s the toughest bike! Every biking commuter needs to have this bike.

42. A little medical humor

This was actually found on the walls of a blood bank. Some might say it’s inappropriate. But it’s actually a good idea to calm the nerves of the people waiting.

43. Do not fold

Which is worse? The USPS losing your mail or the USPS folding a clearly labeled ‘Do Not Fold’ envelope? And it’s an enveloped approved and labeled by USPS!

44. Three-wheeled car

Have you ever riden a three-wheeled car? Will it drive smoothly or will it lean more to one side?

45. Inspired by Dr. Seuss

Thank Max though. This beautiful prose would not have happened without the help of Max, who just wants to go inside the library.

Update on the library’s patronage restrictions. #openaccess #worldcat #heymac pic.twitter.com/fmi2rm7HfW
— Dr. Rebecca S. Wingo (@rebeccawingo) November 6, 2017

46. How to find drug dealers

Put up a billboard and recruit current drug dealers. Become a mole. The police department has got your back.

Your security force, openly soliciting work from private criminals. pic.twitter.com/za4daXzbyZ

— Scott Horton (@scotthortonshow) January 11, 2018

47. End of the road

So, apparently, dead ends are not really dead end roads. It’s not a dead end road unless you see the end all rolled up nicely like a cake roll.

48. Careful what you wish for

Be careful what you wish for. You’re going to get whatever for your birthday. It’s a good thing they didn’t have ‘lol’ engraved on that ladle.

49. Self-iron

He was looking a little wrinkled. Just be careful with the iron. It’s pretty hot!

50. There’s a hole in the sandbox

Kids have gone missing when they go to the sandbox. Now, the teachers know what’s going on. Who’s climbing down the hole?