Food is one of the most beautiful creations on Earth. Not only does it nourish us and give us life, but it is absolutely delicious and also artful.
Food… glorious food!
The hilarious tweets below show the true glory that is food and why we love it so much.
1) Do Like Winnie the Pooh When It Comes to Food
Ain’t no shame in Winnie the Pooh’s game, and there is no place for shame when it comes to food.
reminder that winnie the pooh wore a crop top w/ no panties and ate his fave food and loved himself and u can too
— ◯ (@sryimnate) July 30, 2017
2) Carol… You Really Need to Start Living
Lasagna > Sex.
hate when people say “if u think this is better than sex, u haven’t had good sex!”, like no, maybe you’ve just never had good lasagna, Carol
— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) August 4, 2017
3) Food Preferences in a Relationship are Non-Negotiable
Because people who don’t like tacos cannot be trusted.
Being with someone who doesn’t like Mexican food https://t.co/q1wLKb11DP
— Greg Sheffer (@gsheffr) August 7, 2017
4) When Chinese Food is So Precious to You That It’s a Like a Newborn Baby
General Tso’s Chicken is precious… so precious. And sweet.
that feelin of a warm Chinese on your lap when ur takin it home is what I imagine bringing home ur first born is like
— ❁ Immi ❁ (@_imogenjayde) November 13, 2015
5) Lies… Cheap, Untrustworthy Lies
How you say you’re going to deliver my pizza within 45 minutes, but then you don’t deliver my pizza within 45 minutes. What’s up with that?
“your pizza will be there in 30-45 mins”
*46 mins later*
me on the phone with the pizza place: I just think it’s really funny how
— Ben Brown (@Benoo_Brown) December 20, 2016
6) But Yes… Yes I Do
Because I don’t hate myself.
how many times we gotta tell y’all… WE ARE HERE FOR A GOOD TIME NOT A LONG TIME https://t.co/tALhA4BCMH
— meryum siddiqi (@sassysiddiqi) July 14, 2017
7) I Will Date You If You Let Me Eat Your Food
Otherwise… you need not apply.
saw a husband tonight trade his plate of food with his wife because she liked what he ordered better & that’s the kind of marriage i want
— KT (@KatieWasmund) July 22, 2017
8) Because If It Was Your Food, They’d Do The Same
Plus, they’re blood so they have to forgive you.
Me eating food from the fridge that i know was my siblings pic.twitter.com/drDMESs0g8
— Dory (@Dory) August 7, 2017
9) It’s Whatever I Say It Is
And if I say I’m eating fresh poultry cuts in wheat powder and olive juice then that’s what it is.
When you’re in denial about your unhealthy eating habits pic.twitter.com/xymvxnNCS1
— Tom Davies (@1TD) April 28, 2017
10) When You Have Your Priorities Together
Chicken first… safety later.
Left hand is steering, the other is gripping your thigh pic.twitter.com/G8bQN4VopD
— khashimamá (@khashiana) October 4, 2015
11) When They Know You, They Know You
This sister knows her brother’s food thieving ways.
When you try to steal from your sister’s gummy bears but she knows you too well… pic.twitter.com/DJnInSBrmZ
— Migs Gomez (@MigsGomez) July 28, 2017
12) But I Can’t Eat This…
WHERE IS THE DAMN CINNABON. What kind of animal lies about having a Cinnabon.
all niggas do is lie. Where’s the Cinnabon? https://t.co/DkHzgS9b6m
— Ams (@imnotamran) December 10, 2016
13) Food = Love
Bring me food and I’ll love you forever.
My mom be cutting up fruit & bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. Thats when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much
— Madoff (@RealSlimSantana) August 2, 2017
14) Food is a Game Changer
Play your game wisely and eat first.
Eat before you start an argument with your boyfriend so that when he offers to buy you food in the middle of the fight you don’t lose focus.
— Maayaa (@delmiyaa) March 5, 2017
15) How Dare You Put Kiwi on Pizza
Pineapple… maybe. Kiwi… never. You monster.
Just order a fuckin salad, jesus Im calling the FBI https://t.co/7gc7KtIWPc
— Ghost (@KillianTrill) August 2, 2017
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