Some people are just born to be trolls. Theyโre the silly ones who paint 3D spiders on rooftops to scare airline passengers, trick family members into believing their puppy is a baby, and have you believing that the music on the ice cream truck means thereโs no more ice cream.
These are the same people that make you want to slap them upside the head, but you donโt because theyโre so irritatingly lovable!
Check out these 65 different ways that Internet trolls have played their game, and won by making us laugh! Even a furry feline gets in on the fun with the most ultimate troll ever!
1) โWell someone is a smartass.โ
Looks like an ex-employee pulled a fast one on their last day of work. I guess the real mystery is, where did all the books go?
2) โTrolling the protestersโ
This is the perfect spot for a couple of protesters to protest against the protesters. The proposal was just an extra credit protest.
3) The cheeky rooftop troll
This guy lives next to an airport in Milwaukee. He painted โWelcome to Clevelandโ on his roof to confuse passengers as their plane is getting ready to land.
4) The scary spider rooftop troll
This talented artist paints spiders on rooftops to scare people flying overhead. Iโm not sure which is scarier, thinking that youโre about to land in Cleveland, or these giant rooftop spiders!
5) A troll of Biblical proportions
Just because itโs in the Bible doesnโt mean itโs a good quote. I think this quote would probably have been more fitting had it come from the Book of โJohn.โ
6) โYou know youโre good at trolling when you piss off the entire internetโ
You canโt mess with die-hard fans Beatles like that. Theyโre still reeling over the loss of former band member Michael Jackson, who by now probably Smells Like Teen Spirit.
7) โSo this year we bought a 20 ft Christmas tree and cut it in half so it goes through the roofโ
Better be careful about the humor of yours. Santa might be just as much of a prankster as you, and leave all your presents under the tree on the roof!
8) โMy old front porch floor lasted 97 years. This prank may not pay off until 2114.โ
Yep, thatโs about how long itโll take for that plastic skeleton to decompose. Donโt forget to hammer a nail in his forehead so that 2114 will be even more confused about this trollโs remains.
9) โI made a cake for a Fourth of July party but, as a Canadian, I couldnโt resist a little cake trolling.โ
This cake is all star-spangled and sparkly on the outside. But, once cut into it, thereโs a surprise โCanadians are eh-holesโ on the inside.
10) โAnd they said college would be harder than high schoolโฆโ
Well sure, itโs easy for you. But, what about poor Jerry and Robby? I bet their tests had your name on it, and youโre all going to get up at the same time and look like fools!
11) โHow to troll your annoying apartment neighborsโ
Count your blessings if playing YouTube is the worst thing your neighbors are doing. They could be banging their headboard against your bedroom wall.
12) โMy mom told me to clean the bathroom like the Queen of England is visiting.โ
Welcome to my humble loo, your majesty. Would you like to have a spot of tea while you sit on your porcelain throne?
Whatโs that you say? Oh dear, itโs missing what now?
@wonder47:
โNeeds more corgis.โ
13) In case the Queen of England is a Harry Potter fanโฆ
Thereโs also some nice reading material for the Queen while she sits around and explores the location of chamber of secrets. Just watch out for the annoying ghost!
14) Jesus, you look so different!
Did you get a haircut? Dye your hair? Get blue contact lenses? No wait, I know what it is โ you trimmed your beard!
โShout out to my brother for replacing a picture of Jesus at my parentโs house with a picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi as portrayed by Ewan McGregor. Three months and counting without them noticing.โ
15) โ141 years old trollโ
A troll from 141 years ago left an important message in this book for the people of the future. Even after all this time, weโre still idiots who fall for the simplest of jokes!
16) โHow to troll your familyโฆโ
Mom, dad, everyone, itโs aโฆdopted! And itโs a boyโฆpuppy! Squee!!
17) When trolls go fishinโโฆ
Donโt let this sinking ship fool you. The joke really rises to the occasion!
18) โI fell for it.โ
If youโre not going to follow the directions, at least skip ahead to the last question. Itโll save you from having an embarrassing palm-face moment.
19) โFriend went to Disney World and posted this pic. His parents responded.โ
This mom and dad strike back with their own take on the Instagram yoga pose craziness. I like theirs better โ you can take a nap right after!
20) โTroll level 100โ
Yep, this sly little furball just trolled everyone. He didnโt even have to give up one of his 9 lives!
@MapleHockeySticks:
โHe knew exactly what he was doingโฆSouce: cat ownerโ
21) โThereโs an escaped murderer near where I live, so I texted my parents to see if they are ok, they set me thisโฆโ
Murderer, what murderer? Everythingโs a-okay on our end, son.
22) โHeard a coworker yelling โCOPY!โ at the new printer. We seem to have a trollโฆโ
This Xerox machine has been upgraded with voice commands. Too bad itโs toner-deaf and canโt hear anything.
23) โAsked mom for cash this year, she decided that a check would be too easy.โ
Mom must really love her kiddo. The amount of time and money that went into this makes it the sweetest Tootsie-troll ever!
24) โSome friends left a surprise for the next people who redo the carpet.โ
Donโt be scared! Itโs probably supposed to say something like, โGet out and get some fresh airโ but the clown didnโt have any time to finish the message before he went back home to his underground bunker gutter.
@m1kpro:
โFrom a flooring professional to OP, and everyone else whoโs ever thought to do this: Youโre an asshole, but itโs too hilarious for me to stay mad once my heart climbs back down from my throat.โ
25) Quality online forum troll
This guy started bragging about his 20/20 vision after getting LASIK surgery. Then an online forum troll just about blindsided him with a cheeky congratulations!
26) The tire troll
Feel tire, you say? Yeah, your mom is feeling the same old tire joke, too!
27) โOur mushroom brotherโ
His parents used to him and his brother that they used to have an older brother, but their naughty sibling turned into a mushroom after refusing to take a bath. Mom and dad even went so far as to their mushroom sibling to the family album!
28) โI think my barista is trolling me.โ
Whatโs the problem here? Calling out โBrian with an Iโ probably kept some other schmuck from grabbing your drink by accident.
29) The van troll
Some people are getting their panties all bunched up because they think this might cause an accident. But, itโs pretty hard to miss the fact that the van is moving forward, just like the rest of the traffic!
30) The pool troll
Caution, this pool is slippery when wet! If youโre not careful, you might fall for this and hurt yourself.
31) โI guess that I should pay attention in class todayโ
This teacher is telling it like a boss! Plot twist: thereโs no exam today.
@SnipeyMcSnipe:
โThis reminds me of my old boss. Whenever someone walked into a meeting late he would act like he just finished some big speech and say โโฆand what I just told you is probably the most important thing you will ever hear in your career, donโt forget it.โ
32) โTrolling the Apple storeโ
This is what happens when Bill Gates goes for a nice little troll and suddenly gets hungry for a Macintosh apple. Itโs so airy in that store with all those windows!
33) โFound at my parents. Should I laugh or cry?โ
Who you gonna call? Not Matthew! You should probably cry. Sequels are never as good as the original.
34) The friendly Halloween troll
All his friends dressed up for Halloween as his Twitter picture. He thinks itโs the worst Halloween ever, but this is like getting a sweaty group hug from all your besties at once.
35) โTrolling: 1880โs edition.โ
If you think trolling is a recent phenomena, think again. This is old-school trolling at its best! Be sure to chill the dehydrated water after mixing.
36) โMy wife wanted her sandwich cut in half. She was non-specific as to how.โ
Right about now his wife is probably puzzled as to why she ever agreed to marry him! He definitely wins this round. But he should watch out for the counter-troll!
37) Super duper Facebook password troll
Good job, Luke. You passed the test. Youโre now officially the dumbest one in your group of Facebook friends.
38) Crowd con-troll at a wrestling match
They may think theyโve won this round. But the real wrestling match is about to happen right behind them.
39) โManagement at my gym trolling people into returning their weights.โ
If youโre too weak to re-rack the weights, get one of the girls to help you! Just donโt use it as an excuse to hit on them, they might drop a 40 pound plate on your pansy little foot.
@workalex:
โI used to work at a University Rec Center and we used the same technique. Usually the guys working would end up re-racking the weights at night and cleaning up, but weโd always send the female workers out about 15 minutes ahead of time to start โstrugglingโ with the weights so guys would feel bad and help out. Or theyโd see guys leaving weights around and go pick it up and say โoh donโt worry you look tired, I can take care of this for you. You need rest.โ
40) โShe kept getting on and off the scale confused, and this went on for 7 minutes.โ
Donโt mess around with a woman and her weight! Otherwise, the jokeโs on you because youโll be there all day.
Plot twist: heโs probably a total stranger!
41) The fake entrance troll
Push to open the door. No wait, pull it! Ha ha, just kidding. But, congratulations โ youโre an idiot!
42) The greatest showman troll of all time
Wait, the guy who made Crayola crayons was color blind? No wonder there were funky names like cornflower blue!
@hammersmelly:
โโEmerson what should we call this one?โ Uhh, Blue Grey? โYouโre a genius, Emerson.'โ
43) โSo, my wife told our kids that the way to talk to Santa was through phones in daddyโs feetโฆ.โ
The moment the boy on the left decides that Santa just isnโt worth it. The little girl is having a blast talking to dadโs stinky feet, though!
44) The iPod troll
Want to confuse your fans? Name your band โVarious Artists.โ It might sound funny now, but just wait until everyone tries to search for your album online and they get millions of hits.
45) The Russian hacker troll
Even celebrities have a sense of humor! Here we have Alec Baldwin trolling President Trump with a cap that says โMake America great againโ in Russian.
46) The โheโs dog-gone done it trollโ
This guyโs dad told him that his pooch took over his bedroom after he left for college. This is the picture his dad texted him.
47) Old-school Photoshop trolling from the 1930โs
Okay, so Photoshop wasnโt even invented back then, but photographic trickery was certainly alive and well! I wonder how many people fell for this?
48) The virtual middle finger troll
This is what happens when Siriโs had enough of your nonsense. You can almost taste the sarcasm!
49) The โPrice is Rightโ troll
Poor Carol has been outbid by $1. But, if his number isnโt fake, then heโs about to get trolled like poor Jenny from 867-5309 did back in the 80โs.
50) โMy wife wanted to let the pizza place know that theyโre overdoing it with the advertisingโ
Well, now theyโve gone and done it. The pizza place will think you love it so much, theyโll drop off loads more!
51) Not-so-funny dad troll
This poor kid never got any ice cream from the ice cream truck when he was a kid. His dad made him think the music meant that they were all out of ice cream!
52) Choose wisely, my sweet-toothed friend
Oops, you picked the wrong one. But, at least thereโs ranch dressing to dip all your sorrows in!
53) โMy mom likes to Snapchat meโ
Who says the older generation doesnโt know how to work tech like a boss? This mom is even a wiz at trading insults, too!
54) Trolling shoppers
Iโll admit that I didnโt get this one at first. But, now I see that some of these green apples are actually tomatoes!
55) โTrolling the adultsโ
Hey, get your mind out of the gutter! The answers are spine, lither, ginger, and subtext.
56) Caution: NSF-OCD (Not safe for OCDโs)
This is the most subtle troll ever! Unless youโre OCD โ then itโs a nightmare that you canโt fix.
57) โMy son wanted โcold hard cashโ for his birthday.โ
And if he wants that cold hard cash, heโs going to have to eat his Jello-licious words. Bravo, mom, bravo!
58) โDonโt let him lick youโ
His dad ordered him pizza one night while he was away at college. It was topped with some extra Troll-eroni!
โHis added request would explain the awkward exchange with the delivery guy and Iโฆโ
59) โJust me at 12, taking a road trip with my parents and apparently their sense of humor.โ
Well, at least you werenโt anywhere near Dogtown, Alabama or Booger Hole, West Virginia. Now that youโre all grown up, you can get some revenge by sending them selfie from Weed, California.
60) โI asked my dad for $10 for gas, he said โSure, itโs in the top left drawer of my computer deskโ. Thanks, Dad.โ
Looks like dad emptied the drawer before you got there. To get back at him, swap the left drawer with the right one and say you found a $20.
61) โMy wife called to say she picked up 50 shades of greyโฆ This was not what I was expecting when I got home.โ
Sigh. Too bad your wife is holding out on you. I only count 24 shades of grey here.
62) Mom trolling her blind kid
Wait, donโt move! Letโs play some Marco Polo first.
โRemember when I was temporarily blind and my mom took me shopping but I got lost in the parking lot and ended up confused and in a hole and she just took pictures instead of helping me.โ
63) โThis guyโs been trolling cops since 198B.โ
For the first time ever in the history of Wheel of Fortune, there were no vowels.
โHey dispatch, Iโm gonna need you to run a plate for me. Itโs uhโฆ. 8 uh 8 uhhh bโฆโ
Awkward pause.
โDonโt worry about reading the rest. Itโs that douchebag Steve in his blue Mazda again isnโt it?โ
64) โMy daughter is the ultimate trollโฆshe switches from a smile to this face in every pictureโ
Wouldnโt it be cute if she kept this up until she was 18? Imagine her scowling at birthday parties, her yearbook photos, and in her prom picture.
65) โI think my fortune cookie is trolling meโ
Forget that! You should plan ahead of time to be spontaneous every day.
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