50 cringy eyebrows someone willingly chose for their face

You know what the funniest thing about this is? In a lot of cases, there is no regret.

Yes, that’s right. Women, and let’s not forget the handful of men I will represent here, have made a conscious choice to put these eyebrows on their foreheads. And note what I mean by conscious. They were not drunk. They were not high. In some cases, rational, reasonable human beings decided that having crazy ass eyebrows would somehow benefit their look.

Maybe you agree with them. Maybe you don’t.

Either way, here are 50 people that have, shall we say, unique expressions, thanks to their new style.

1. When your service provider sucks

A raise of hands here. How many of you have ever paid for a sub-standard job of some sort? Everyone, right? How many of you had to wear the results on your face?

2. Someone save that baby!

Is it just me or does she look like she’s about to take a bite and eat that poor thing up? Those brows make her look like evil incarnate.

3. Share, and share alike

In this case, this would be really good advice. Because she has the old fashioned, granny pencil brows, and he has caterpillars crawling across his forehead. They could even things out.

4. Just a little cleaning up

This is a before and after. Before staying at home became the norm in 2020, and after several months of it. Frankly, the before brows are hideous. The after—natural brows—just need a bit of grooming. They are awesome.

5. Dear God

Does he not have someone in his life that could speak to him about that? At least he doesn’t have ear hair to match.

6. Okay then

First, this looks like a digital painting of some sort. Second, the expression on her face indicates some sort of OMG, what have I done kind of feeling. Do you see that too?

7. Is it the angle?

Maybe we’re finding fault where there really is none. At least about the eyebrows. Are they off center? Or is it the angle of the shot?

8. I’m confused

There is some debate about what has happened here. One, that she really wanted her brows tattooed there, and two, that somebody who didn’t know what they were doing did this to her. Either way, the result is the same.

9. Wiper blades?

Andrea, Andrea, Andrea. Such a cute, normal face, and you go and do this. Perhaps it’s a form of expression. If so, what are you trying to express?

10. Money doesn’t by everything

Common sense. Good taste. Her father is a billionaire. She could do and have whatever she wants. Including some advice on fashion choices.

11. Cleaver?

Okay. This style seems to be fairly common, although I haven’t seen them this heavy. These brows look like tiny meat cleavers on her forehead.

12. You know why they don’t have time?

First of all, if you’re trying to make a point, it’s never a good idea to do so by insulting people. Secondly, perhaps they don’t have time because they are actually taking the time to do something sensible about their eyebrows.

13. Disney villain

He 100% looks like a Disney villain character. I wonder if that’s the look he’s actually going for. And I have a feeling that a lady’s blouse.

14. Michael?

Wow. Is this by accident or by design? Because she looks more like Michael Jackson than Michael Jackson ever did.

15. Yes, that’s it!

If you were going for the look of having a giant nose on your face. Because if you follow the outline of the laugh lines and the brows, you have a nose that starts at her hairline and ends at her lips

16. Comic sans

For those that don’t know, Comic Sans is a font. And her brows look like a little commas in font size 1

17. Where to start?

Okay, so we’ve all heard of putting your hair up in a bun. I personally have never heard of wearing a croissant on my forehead, but there you go. Don’t even get me started on her eyebrows.

18. Wait! Come back!

Actually, no. Don’t. I wish we could see the other brow. Are they both like that? Or is it just that one that is sliding off her face?

19. I’m just confused

First, is this a he, she, or gender neutral pronoun? It’s definitely looking like a he to me despite the hair and makeup. Whatever it is, the brows do not do it justice.

20. I’m sorry

I’m apologizing because you probably spit your coffee/tea/beverage of choice at your monitor. There should have been a warning that came before this, right?

21. “Fix your brows.”

Apparently, this lovely thing with the perfect brows had the audacity to tell somebody else they needed to do something to fix their brows. Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones. Is that how the saying goes?

22. Sperm!

It doesn’t help that, in my opinion at least, she looks rather manly and mean. Adding the sperm eyebrows just sort of completes the picture, doesn’t it?

23. They’re not golden

It’s a good thing they’re not golden. Because if they were she’d be sued by McDonald’s for trademark infringement.

24. Guess what?

Are any of you on LinkedIn? Do you have a professional photo that you share? Is it more professional than this professional photo that somebody has up on LinkedIn?

25. Oh, boy

Maybe we shouldn’t make fun. Because maybe this is better than the alternative. Maybe he naturally has those scary, bushy eyebrows that reach out from the face like claws.

26. Is that permanent?

This is a mug shot of someone just booked on meth charges. I’m going to guess that is what’s behind the style choices. It’s the only thing that makes sense.

27. Makeup gun?

I don’t watch The Simpsons, but I do hear about some of the funny episodes. Like where Homer loads makeup into a gun and shots what’s her name in the face with it. We’re either seeing something like that, or this is just your standard “People of Walmart” shot.

28. Umm

Have her lashes been plucked from her hairline? Because some of it is missing. However, if she is balding at such a young age, she has my condolences.

29. Brilliant edit

Not going to lie. This made me laugh out loud. Because those brows look exactly like wings.

30. Would you do business with her?

She’s a realtor. Really. You know, the kind of job where physical representation is very important. Fail!

31. Killer Sharpie

I had to Google Live PD. Apparently, it’s a show on A&E about policing in America. I’m sure viewers get to see all kinds of madness, including those Sharpie brows.

32. Maggot?

Has anyone here seen The Corpse Bride? There’s a maggot—named Maggot—that lives in the skull. She looks remarkably like it.

33. Salt works

It’s not humane, but when they’re on your face, all bets are off. Right? Would you not kill slugs if they took up residence on your face?

34. She’s got bigger problems

Thank you for showing me how to cake my face? Before making up that face, do something about the brows.

35. Just why?

Here’s what I don’t understand. She is beautiful. What madness has this world put in her brain that makes her do something like this?

36. If only…

…she could pull the mask up a bit higher. Is there any way she could be forced to do that as well? Because no one wants to see those brows.

37. Cheetos?

She’s so… orange. The brows are ridiculous, but what’s up with the orangey, pink blush across her face? She looks like she’s smeared her Cheetos dust all over.

38. Who needs facial expressions?

Don’t you hate it when you’re texting someone, and you would like to express yourself with an emoji, but the right one doesn’t exist? Does that happen when you’re putting them on your face?

39. Musically inclined?

Maybe she is a pianist. Or a singer. Or any kind of musician. What else could compel her to put quarter notes on her face?

40. Hmm…

Help me decide. Those eyebrows could be replicas of so many things. Are they straight razors? Tampons? Sticks of dynamite?

41. Oh, yes!

That just screams sexy, doesn’t it? Not! If only the stupid lashes were just a little bit longer. They would cover the stupid brows.

42. Nope. Just nope.

Okay, these pencil brows were in 20, 25 years ago. But even if we were still stuck in that time warp, they are still badly done.

43. That’s just disturbing

It took me a moment to figure out why her face looks so weird. She has no makeup on half her face. And she can’t draw a brow to save her life.

44. That’s quite a commitment

Oh, you’ve done it now. Taken that nice symmetrical face—and they say symmetry is a part of classic beauty—and made it terribly off kilter. Permanently. With tattoos.

45. A cry for help

Actually, that cry you hear is me screaming in horror. Sorry for the confusion.

46. Sigh

So cute, with such gorgeous—Photoshopped—eyes, and she has to go and do this. At least it seems to be a stencil, and not permanent.

47. Catch it!

One of those brows looks like it’s making a break for it. Or slowly melting, sliding off of her face.

48. Fence posts?

Those looks like fence posts or those giant, thick, stubby pencils. It really doesn’t matter which, they are both something you don’t want on your face.

49. Oh, my

I wonder if she can close her eyes. Or smile. She has so much foundation on, she looks like she has stucco on her face. Should we even bother to mention the brows?

50. And I leave you with this

With an apology. Because even if you bleach your eyeballs, this will still be etched into your brain for the rest of your life.

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