1. Itโs festive!
It was really nice of these dogs to give Christmas a try, but weโre not sure they fully understood the point of all that extra paper.
They look pretty hopeful that everyone will appreciate their efforts though.
Just blame Santa.
2. Stay on the sidewalk
Of course, he was probably just trying to stay out of the mud like a good boy.
We just really hope itโs not the neighborโs dog.
3. Iโm helping!
Heโs just trying to help with the chores, but itโs probably supposed to be picking up dog hair, not acting as a doggie bumper car.
4. Thanks for the toy
Thatโs why you donโt hand them your childhood toy.
Honestly, we wonder why they even make stuffed toys for dogs. The stuffing inside canโt be good for anyone.
When you think itโs cute for your doggo to play with a childhood stuffed toyโฆ (the fluff was like that when we found him) from r/AnimalsBeingJerks
5. Doggie doorman
In fact, small things donโt even have to unlatch the door to get in.
What a victory!
6. Splish splash
Blue feels like he needs to protect everyone while theyโre in the bathtub, but he also looks like heโd prefer people take fewer baths.
So relaxing.
Everytime someone gets in the bath tub, Blue figures he needs to be in there as well. pic.twitter.com/4TlWtJ2vvl
โ ๐ป Willy Mac ๐ป (@B85HOTBOD) April 10, 2020
7. Danger zone
Then again, he might be more fearsome when heโs awake.
At least heโs big!
Beware of floofer from r/aww
8. They forgot how to dog
But they seem to be taking the โbehavingโ thing a little too seriously.
That or theyโre playing the statue game, which we didnโt know dogs were into.
Got a live feed camera so I could see what my dogs are up to while Iโm at work from r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog
9. Green thumb
Grass stains are hard enough to get out on clothing, but on white fur!?
NOT ideal.
10. Snugglebutt
Itโs going to be a little hard to walk around, but sometimes you just have to accept the love.
Thats a nice hat from r/aww
11. Guard dog fail
Weโre not sure if this dog was purchased as a guard dog, but we think they should have gone with something less fluffy and adorable if they wanted to keep people away. This guy brings them in!
12. One big, happy family
He has a funny way of showing it, but weโre guessing no one asked him to make a speech.
And, honestly, if you invite a dog to a wedding, what else can you expect? (At least, we hope thatโs their dog!)
happy doggo from r/aww
13. Ready for his close-up
How is it the dogโs fault that you didnโt specify that he should sit NEXT TO his sibling?
Luckily, this is just as photo-worthy.
14. Honey, Iโm home!
We would definitely be frustrated by our bashed-in screen door and the lack of remorse (simply because dogs are incapable of it), but you canโt deny that it comes with the territory of having a big, joyful ball of fur around.
Dog-shaming is effective because it lets humans blow off steam and the dogs have no idea theyโre in trouble. In fact, they think theyโre getting attention.
15. This button?
If youโre going to teach your dog to behave in the car, perhaps the first trick should be โunlock.โ
16. His superpower is concussions
And we think it might have something to do with how many times they crash into things thinking that theyโll magically end up on the other side.
My friend got his dog a dog door. After taking hours to teach him how to use it, he ran in and out of it happily. Later that day they hear a loud โthudโ against another door in the house. The dog thought heโd been granted the magical ability to walk through any shut door.
โ Aubrey Scott (@aubreydscott7) April 10, 2020
17. Oooooooo
Theyโre adorable weirdos sometimes โ ok, all the time.
Gave her a tp tube to play with, and she proceeded to breathe through it like this for over a minuteโฆ from r/AnimalsBeingDerps
18. Landscaper
Weโd be frustrated by the digging (but itโs instinct, and it really can be hard โ but not impossible โ to train out of them) but weโre pretty sure once we saw this blooming boy weโd have to laugh.
Whether we could maintain the smiles during the dog bath and clean-up is another matter.
19. Beware of cuteness
Ok, so maybe the Germans are the only ones who can say that with such a short phrase.
Either way, we see some guard dogs in need of training.
20. Playtime is over
These toys really arenโt indestructable, no matter what they claim.
Do you get a refund if your dog becomes a supervillian?
21. Take it on the chin
Poor doggo doesnโt know how to just opt-out.
Life with a dog really is one big blooper real, isnโt it?
For my cake day, I would like to show you the EXACT moment my dog decided he was done playing Catch The Frisbee (xpost from /funny) from r/PerfectTiming
22. Taste tester
If you own a dog, youโve probably eaten a thing or two theyโve stuck their noses in, whether you know it or not.
A big dollop of whipped cream clearly looked like a bullseye for this funny guy.
Right for the whip cream on the pie. No regret.. just smilesโฆ Now Iโll just fix the whip cream spot and not two my family at dinner. ๐ from r/aww
23. Look what I brought you!
And how big the fail must have felt when he ended up stuck in the staircase.
This probably works as a metaphor for everyoneโs life sometimes.
24. Makeup monster
Unfortunately, she forgot that lipstick goes on lips.
Then again, she doesnโt have thumbs, so maybe she really was trying to apply it correctly and just failed.
25. Contained
Of course, the part you rely on them to just sort of โgetโ on their own is the getting out when you get home part. Or at least leaping out when theyโre about to fall over.
I put my dog in a bag and she wonโt get out pic.twitter.com/KpgglPUaGN
โ sami ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธโจ๐ (@kittykhajiit) July 26, 2014
26. Safety first
This dog is the worst safe-sex educatorโฆwait, no, weโre pretty sure there are worse.
Just remember not to take condoms from dogs.
What my dog so thoughtfully brought to me after rolling around in the mud at the park.. from r/funny
27. Stuck on you
So happy that heโs stuck. Stuck on her, that is.
Well, and in the window.
28. Pre-wash
Itโs too bad human food isnโt good for dogs or we could just outsourse this chore to them and everyone would be happy.
Frankly, we think the bigger blooper probably came when he tried to extricate himself.
29. I went to my crate
Maybe he just saw a cage and felt like that was his outdoor safe place, complete with alternative treats.
Either way, weโre glad someone found him before he got too distressed.
30. Mighty hunter
This guyโs sniffer is clearly focused on something else at the moment.
Good thing he canโt see this photo later or heโd really be giving himself a facepalm.
31. Sometimes the territory marks you
Sheโs going to smell fresh-as-Spring all day long!
We just hope no one has allergies.
32. Half-on, half-off
Maybe the goal is just to stay on the towel.
But can they really sleep like that?
33. Caught it! [Kind of]
Because if not, how do you expect them to learn to use the toy properly?
He does seem content to wear it though.
34. Welcome home!
And all of your window treatments are, indeed, doomed once you get a dog.
But isnโt that happy smile worth it? Maybe?
35. Gone fishinโ
Obviously, this could have ended badly, so weโre glad someone got ahold of him to lend a hand.
He looks like he might never try that again. Or hold off for at least a week.
36. Those hard-to-reach places
It just accumulates the gross kind of dog hair.
But somehow that seems easier to sweep out.
37. Smile pretty
These 4 are famous and Hina, the white Shiba Inu, loves ruining photos.
But she really does think sheโs smiling!
https://www.instagram.com/p/CKNMX1FhDEw/
38. Bee eater
Saving your family from bees is a tough job. But that swelling will go down soon.
We almost canโt look โ although she doesnโt seem to be in pain, just proud.
39. Just hanging out
Weโre not sure what she was going for here. A leap over the swing? An actual swing back and forth?
Now she looks like a horse at the vet.
40. Watering can[โt]
But did he try to chew his way in or out?
Or somehow both?
41. Just wanted snuggles
This puppy just wanted to get up on the couch to say hello to his owner. He learned a good lesson that day: โNever use a pillow as an anchorโ and โNever expect help from humans when getting on the couch, even if they are watchingโ
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGDUiVYJMTn/
42. Needs some work
As the saying goes, โPractice Makes Perfectโ. Sometimes practicing tricks and catches just doesnโt go as planned. Poor pup isnโt cut out for this sort of work.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CHwXinepCNh/
43. Just a bit hungry
Sometimes the advertisement looks so good we just canโt help ourselves. This poor pup couldnโt even tell the difference! Thatโs good marketing.
44. Meeting new friends
When this dog was introduced to the new cat of the house, the reaction wasnโt as expected. Usually dogs chase cats. Not this time around!
45. Just too excited to see you
This is HILARIOUS! There is a bit of a surprise at the end but we wanted to say that no dogs were blown up in the making of this video. It just adds a dramatic effect.
46. Slip and Slide
Dogs donโt really understand boundariesโฆ or fast-moving objects. Thatโs what makes road and slip and slides so dangerous for them. He just wanted to say helloโฆ
47. A bit too long
โUhhh, excuse meโ is what you can basically hear as this dog walks around. His collection of sticks has one thing in common โ they are all too short!
Excuse me hoomans
by inaww
48. Fitting in perfectly
Itโs one thing to make friends with the baby in the house โ itโs another to become their stepping stool! This dog is one bad move away from making this a fail!
49. Too good to be true
This is the story behind this cute video:
My dogโs first day home after living in a shelter for over 3 years. Heโs worried if he falls asleep, it will all go away.
My dogโs first day home after living in a shelter for over 3 years. Heโs worried if he falls asleep, it will all go away.
byu/vvvego inaww
50. Self-made sled
Using a trashcan lid as a sled was pinnacle quality when I was a kid. This dog just reinvented the whole thing, though! This is one โfailโ turned useful trick!
Despite our precious pups doing their best to make us happy, they sometimes mess up. Even though it can be messy, ridiculous, or even problematic, it kind of adds to their goofiness. We canโt help but love their naive innocence and attempts to show us love. They really are the best pets in the world!
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