I wouldn’t even dare set my feet on that adorable grass. It would feel like crushing someone’s dream.

Ethnican is not the same as exotic. Nonetheless, it still delivered the same idea.

I don’t think urinating into the pool makes you the best person. Saving water, flushing timely, and protecting public property might.

This is Korean-seasoned seaweed. It tastes quite good if you ask me.

I know Thomas Edison has said a lot of inspiring words throughout his lifetime. I also know that this isn’t one of them.

Anyone who likes macapuno candy should think twice before eating this one. It might turn you into a mutant.

“Let others off first before getting on for an enjoyable bus ride.” That sounds like something you can relate to being civil.

Well, that’s a good reference. The next time I need to wait outside, I’ll make sure I’m one rice-flour noodle away from the entrance.

Whoever made this sign is probably having a bad day at work. There’s really no need to curse when you’re simply selling unpackaged dried fruits.

There’s nothing about that sign that suggests the place is under construction. It looks more like it’s telling people to stay away from a potential crime scene.

If you were to follow that sign and go that way, it suggests that you do so by walking. It’s a good way to burn those extra calories.

If I were to get myself checked, this is probably the last place I’ll go. The wrong translations imply a poor service.

This is a good reminder for everyone in public places. It’s never a good idea to poop when everyone can see you.

This is probably the place you need to go to if you want to feel the thrill of danger. It’s the only place that will remind you to be careful about being safe.

Someone was thinking of something else when writing that sign. The “translation” doesn’t suggest disposable items in any way.

In case of fire, I bet the fire extinguisher is the last one people will try to get ahold of. It looks like it’s meant to do more harm than end a fire.

If something is hazardous, it has to be poisonous and evil. Throw it right away before someone gets hurt.

Sexual German harassment is way too far from the dish’s name which is salty pork leg, German flavor. It’s also the only wrong translation in that menu. I wonder what happened there.

No matter how hard I try to figure it out, I still can’t get any word to relate to a cafe latte. The only thing that suggests it’s a coffee drink are the words “coffee flavor”.

Well, I say it’s a pretty good reason to cook the chicken. If one’s being rude and unreasonable, add it right away to your hot and spicy chicken dish.

It was a good thing that both of them made it into the same beef dish. Husbands and wives aren’t supposed to get separated, right?

No need to call the police and law enforcers. No kid was harmed in making this shredded meat product for children.

If you often find yourself arguing with a partner or a friend about what to eat, this menu is for you. It’s “whatever” dish sounds pretty exciting and terrifying at the same time.

I’m not sure which is more bothering between the dish with the cat ear or the one with a rotten child. For safety, I suggest you don’t choose any of the two.

I’ll remember not to order mala green beans, particularly if it’s cooked with garbage.

This sign is honest but rude. The people who did this could have picked more subtle words than moron and psychopaths.

Although the translation is wrong, it’s still pretty close. Be careful when handling the soup while it’s hot.

Why did they choose the word “explode” when they actually deep fry the pork intestine? Perhaps, it’s the oil splatters.

It’s probably rude to stare at the king while he passes by. I’d certainly remember not to get distracted while walking next time I see this sign.

At first, it looks like the grass is asking you to smile. In reality, the actual text is asking that you don’t tread on and crush the grass.

This reminder for people to stay away from the water is quite misleading. Instead of asking people to stay away, it tells them to take the child and fall into the water.

Based on what I know, the crotch isn’t on the top part of the human body. I wonder where they got the idea for this sign.

Poor paul. He has a department entirely dedicated to hating him. I wonder what he did to deserve that wrath. Seriously speaking, however, this is just the sign to the security and protection department.

Export and exit both relate to a movement going outside. It’s probably the reason for this mix-up.

If a manicurist takes out this set for my nails, I’ll probably run away as fast as I can. Those tools won’t just remove my dead skin cells but all of my nails, too.

This is just a sign about the floor being wet. There’s no need to panic about a landslide happening.

An interior fitting was happening at this point. No one was suffering from incontinence or making a mess anywhere.

It’s probably common for them to get their phones wet in the toilet. I just hope they don’t follow what this sign says and bake their cellphones with the hand driers.

As a foreigner in that country, I’d feel afraid of leaving my luggage. It’s like someone’s going to take it away from me anytime.

If you push that button, you won’t get smallpox. It’s just the button for the ceiling lights.

If you see this sign, you’ll probably think that the establishment isn’t accepting paper bills and other coins. The original text, however, simply means “Cashier”.

I’m pretty sure that activity isn’t something you should be doing in public. Furthermore, the way the sign depicts women is also odd.

If you are someone with a disability, you won’t find this seat welcoming even if you know it’s reserved for people like you. Apart from that it’s insulting, the “end place” part is also disturbing.

This ad started out good but got quite messed up in the last part. What it’s trying to say is that the rooms in the hostel can be shared by 3 to 4 persons or more.

One word can change the entire meaning of a sentence. In this case, anyone who thinks of breaking the rule won’t feel fearful because he knows he’ll be fine.