“Oh, Canada!” That’s about all of the lyrics to the Canadian national anthem that Americans know. Even so, we love our friendly neighbors to the north. Canadian’s aren’t really known to brag, but sometimes — they should.
Amazing infrastructure, universal healthcare, and neutrality with international relations — there are a lot of things they can be proud of. But our hockey-loving neighbors don’t really like rub it in our faces — except for these 23 times.
These hilarious Canadians know how to roast Americans in the perfect ways possible. We can’t even be mad.
Just because they’re known to be friendly doesn’t mean they can’t pull out the sass.
1. Ouch.
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2. Touché.
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3. “It’s the American-Canadian border.”
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4. Although we’re similar in culture, our differences are vast.
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5. Look, we’re kind of in a bubble over here in the U.S., okay?
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6. “It’s not fair!”
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7. You might want to just go enjoy those by yourself.
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— anne t donahue (@annetdonahue) November 9, 2016
8. This is why we can’t keep friends and we can’t have nice things.
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8. Canadians and they’re fancy universal healthcare.
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9. Yeah, guys. Super cool. We’re happy for you.
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10. Because who doesn’t love spaghetti?
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11. Seriously, though Staples Canada. You nailed it.
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Twitter LOLS via tumblr
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Twitter LOLS via tumblr
12. Are we that predictable? Wait…don’t answer that.
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13. There you go again with that “free healthcare.”
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14. They aren’t wrong. That’s the sad part.
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15. They really know how to push our buttons.
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16. This analogy is pretty spot on.
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17. Go big or go home!
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18. Just quietly reveling up there.
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19. *face palm* Look Canada, we can’t explain it.
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20. It is really pretty. Not to mention practical.
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21. Hey, that’s not nice. Even if there is a little truth to it.
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Anne Theriault via Twitter
22. How to troll an American.
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23. If you don’t like Bill Nye, you can leave.
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By Ashley Fike
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Ashley Fike is a contributor at SBLY Media.