British individuals possess some of the most amusing insights regarding the United States. Twitter user @human_not_bees recently embarked on a grand endeavor, stating, “As a British individual, I shall now compile a list of all 50 states of the USA along with what I perceive to be their notable attributes, without resorting to online searches.”
Here is what he listed and it’s gone viral for it’s hilarious accuracy, let’s begin with:
Nevada
Well yes, that’s absolutely correct too.
Maine
The lobsters are unbelievable. The accents are arguably weird, sure.
Idaho
Once again just spot on with the guesses.
Kansas
Right, but downhill ever since? Come on, it’s not so bad over there.
Michigan
It was all muscle and mopar for a time over there.
Delaware
Not if you read on the country’s history, but fair enough.
Florida
All thanks to the Florida man and his shenanigans.
Missouri
So back to you, Kansas.
Iowa
Corn goes with so many dishes though, and at least the locals aren’t corny.
Illinois
It’s a welcome trait if you come from Southeast Asia.
Arizona
It’s the devil’s playground and resort for when he needs that burn.
Oklahoma
Anyone know what that said musical may be?
Wyoming
A big field is so much better than a busy bustling city. Well for some at least.
Georgia
They do feature the state a lot in those shows.
Pennsylvania
Pretty accurate guess though the Amish have been known to drive American trucks now.
Washington
It can get confusing for non-Americans, and that’s a fair assessment.
Connecticut
So how are the gas prices over there?
Hawaii
It’s certainly a nice place for creating stories and telling them.
California
Wine, yes. Exploited? Most definitely, absolutely, positively, yes.
Nebraska
Very flat, to the point where you get tunnel vision staring off.
North Dakota
To be fair there are very nice driving roads over there.
Mississippi
Walk along the river and meet the locals for a beer.
Vermont
Depends on who you ask, that’s either a great thing or not.
Texas
They love those big trucks over there. As for the other part? Well…
Kentucky
Great place for a stopover during those long drives.
Minnesota
Try staying there during the winter for maximum discomfort.
Alaska
Yeah, or you know… Accessible from Russia.
Alabama
Hey at least they made that impression.
Utah
May be the same people jumping mountain bikes off cliffs.
New Hampshire
Well they’re new so give it some time.
West Virginia
Because there had to be a distinction for the more beautiful parts?
Arkansas
May be one of the most accurate answers here.
Indiana
Come on, it’s not so bad over there, right?
New Mexico
No, it’s not, but it can look like the real deal. Minus the cartels.
Colorado
A few years ago? Where are you from exactly??
Massachusetts
Well those are some quality movies so go grab some chips.
Tennessee
Forgot to add the grills and the cold drinks along with the fanning part.
South Carolina
Yup that’s true, but the dancing on the shores is a must see.
Virginia
Stop complaining when there are mountains and a fantastic coastline.
Wisconsin
Pretending to make cheese? Still better than the processed ones in the supermarkets.
North Carolina
It’s okay if you want a cool drink. Not unless you’re a coke person.
Ohio
Now there’s a fact worth bragging about.
Montana
And they have insanely amazing mountains over there.
New Jersey
Especially when you spend all your time on those boardwalks.
South Dakota
It’s that expansive, sparsely populated midwestern state that boasts of nice driving roads too.
Oregon
If you love the great outdoors though, go visit the place.
New York
No, but it’s the choice for most TV shows and films so that’s saying something.
Rhode Island
The state is known for beaches, sailing, seafood, and cute coastal towns, you know.
Maryland
Don’t forget to say hello to Mary, okay?
Louisiana
He certainly was a cool guy if the place was named after him.
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