Boxers may look tough, but don’t let their physical appearance deceive you. Like most big dogs, boxers are actually gentle giants and are total softies at heart. If you like goofy dogs then a boxer is perfect for you. These dogs are hilariously derpy, clumsy, and just straight-up weird, and we’re so thankful for the internet for providing a platform for people to document their boxer’s antics. Here are 46 photos that prove Boxers are the weirdest yet cutest dogs.
1. Bubba Doesn’t Know What To Do In A Car When His Bed Isn’t There
Our pets are fans of routine- they like to have breakfast, lunch, and dinner at the same time; they like to pee in the exact same spots on their walks, and they like things to be exactly where they’re meant to be. If something is a little out of the ordinary, then it can cause them to malfunction. Excuse me, but we think your dog is broken.
2. My Dad Has Just Figured Out How To Use The Front Camera. This Is The First Picture He Sent
What can be a more comfortable spot to lay your chin on than dad’s head? “Excuse me, sir. I think your dog is melting on your head.” Let’s just hope that there’s no drool present.
3. We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Seat
The thing that we love most about these snaps, is how the dog has absolutely no idea of how to sit appropriately on the right picture. Is there a big of dogspreading going on? If doggo gets any bigger, his owner will have to pay for 2 seats!
4. My Parents’ Boxer With Her Favorite Ball
Dogs carrying overly-large items in their mouths is always adorable to us, and this little puppy has instantly melted our hearts. One day she’ll be big enough to hold her ball comfortably in her mouth- if it hadn’t been chewed to pieces by then. It’s like a ball-shooting toy. Just squeeze the pup, and POP!
5. There Is No Lap Too Small For A Boxer
If we’ve learned anything from these pictures, it’s that boxers are well and truly lap dogs, and we have to admit that the baby doesn’t look best pleased about a 60-pound dog sitting on his lap. Can we blame him? Someone takes babysitting way too literally…
6. My Friend’s Dog Is Not Happy About Leaving The Dog Park Early
That pesky rain always has to ruin everything, and when this dog has waited all day for his walk, he’s not too happy about having to leave early! “I better be getting double the dog treats when we get home!” If looks could kill…
7. I Took A Picture Of My Boxer Enjoying A Ditch Full Of Daisies
Have you ever seen a more proud and elegant pup? This boxer knows that she’s beautiful, and in her mind, she is all set to become America’s next top model. One more for the ‘Gram!
8. Derp Town
It’s a tough choice between the three, but we’ve eventually decided that the winner of the Biggest Derp Competition goes to the White Boxer- with second runner up being his buddy right behind him, of course. The dog behind looks as if he’s beginning to question his friendship with the derpy pair. We can’t stop laughing!
9. I Am Dogsitting The Most Interesting Dog In The World. Every Time I Walk Through The Living Room, He’s Got A New Pose For Me
We can tell you that this is an intellectual dog, silently thinking about life, the world, space… “Take any book off the shelf, and quiz me. I’ve read it. I can speak to you about kings, rings, and all types of things, and even do it in rhyming prose if I must.” This dog is smarter than most humans!
10. Caught in the act
If you have an only child and you’re worried about them feeling lonely, then why not get a boxer dog? These two look like they’re partners in crime, and we wonder which one is the bigger bad influence? You can’t stay mad at such little cuties, though.
11. Our Boxer Puppy Laying On Our Adult Boxer
There’s nothing more comfortable than snuggles with mom, and this boxer has decided that adulthood isn’t going to stop him from laying with his mom! The funny thing is that mom never looked best pleased about this arrangement- even when her pup was still pretty small. But she’ll put up with it because she loves him. Moms are the best!
12. Show Me Where The Bullies Are
Nothing to see here, just a dog protecting a baby goat… Seriously, have you ever seen such an adorable picture before? This cute shot really shows just what a friendly breed boxers are.
13. His Parents Were Balloon Animals
This picture is a great example of when you buy a dog at IKEA and you didn’t read the manual- so it ends up looking nothing like the picture on the box. Seriously though, we were aware that cats are basically liquid, but who knew that boxers can also be super flexible? How is this a comfortable enough position to sleep in? We have so many questions.
14. This Is What She Does In The Shallow, She Stands There…
Some dogs like swimming and some dogs don’t. Others (like this dog) prefer to stand grumpily in the shallow end until mom says it’s time to get out. Are those manicured nails we spot there? Stylish!
15. Neighbor’s Dog Comes To The Back Door And Just Looks Around Inside For My Dog When He Wants Him To Come Out And Play
It turns out that our kids aren’t the only ones who love to have playdates. This clever guy has learned that if he stands outside his neighbor’s window for long enough, someone will let his friend out to play. Opening your curtains to a dog on the other side of the window would be such a funny sight!
16. Meet Dozer!
We love it when dogs forget how to dog, and this little pup looks as if she still hasn’t figured out what her feet are for. “Ok! I caught it! Now what do I do with it?”
17. New Best Friend
This picture signifies the start of a new great friendship, and we can’t wait to see all of the mischief that this pair gets up to! Older brother’s face clearly says, “And what am I supposed to do with this?” while little bro looks on innocently. Oh how things are going to change…
18. Leonardo Watching The Fish, He Loves To Do This!
We think that the name, Leonardo is perfect for somebody as grand as this pup, and to him, fish-watching is one of the most prestigious of activities. We love how there is a chair already set up for him, showing that this is a pretty frequent hobby for Leonardo. He must have heard that watching fish is good for calming anxiety.
19. I Didn’t Think I Could Laugh Any Harder… Until She Started Snoring. World, Here’s My Boxer Reba
No, no, no, boxers aren’t supposed to go in your boxers! There’s clearly a glitch in the Matrix here. Why is it that our pets always have to accompany us to the bathroom?!
20. My Boxer Likes To Be Cradled Like A Baby. Then He Likes To Touch My Beard
This boxer looks like the biggest baby we ever did see, and we can tell that he loves nothing more than snuggling up with his owner. But he doesn’t want to share! “This is my daddy – find your own!”
21. I’m Sure My Daddy Will Be Driving Into The Driveway Any Minute Now…
Is there anything that makes you feel more loved than when you drive home to find your pet excitedly waiting for you at the window? Dogs really have a way of showing just how much they love you. How precious!
22. Master Of disguise
Secret hiding spot, or a place to pee without having to go outside? Or maybe this doggo is simply trying to catch some sun? Whatever the reason, we think that she’s disguising herself perfectly!
23. Quincy’s First Time Talking To A Girl Had Mixed Results…
How’s Quincy to blame, when the pup’s nose is so boopable even other dogs can’t resist! We think that it’s a love story waiting to happen.
24. Not Stuck, Just Resting
This pose is where “downward dog” came from, and despite looking like he’s stuck, we reckon that this dog is having a pretty great time in the tire. “Don’t just stand there taking a pic. Give me a push!”
25. Came Home To This…
Have you ever done something that was fun at the time, but after was a bad idea? Well imagine doing it and then not being able to escape from what you did. This dog seems to be having some serious regrets.
26. My Manager Brought His Dog Into Work Today
Is there anything better than working in an office that allows pets? With that being said, working from home has taught us that the idea of working with your pets is a lot easier than actually working with them. Animals are so needy!!
27. From My Friend’s Halloween Party
Is there a more genius idea than to go as your pet for Halloween? With spooky season approaching, we know exactly what our costume is going to be now this year! We have to admit, the dog looks the most terrified of them all.
28. Boxers Reading About Boxers
Who knew that a book about boxers could be so fascinating? These two are so into their new book that the guy on the left has even popped on some reading glasses. The one on the right just likes to look at the pictures…
29. Accidentally Terrified My Pup While He Was Sleeping In The Sun
This pup may be terrified, but we can also tell that he’s pretty happy to wake up and find his owner standing over him. “Is it dinner time?? Do I get a treat?? Wanna play??”
30. I Think My Dog Wants To Be A Mob Boss For Halloween
Cigar? Check. Serious expression? Check. Get him a pinstriped suit and a Fedora, and this dog’s Halloween costume is sorted!
31. I Tried To Photograph A Sweet Moment Of My Dogs Cuddling, Instead I Captured The Spawn Of Satan
Satan and his sidekick sure are looking well. Jokes aside, how come animals can never stay in the cute position they’re in when you whip out your camera? It’s like they know.
32. When A Man Came Running Down The Street To Tell Us Our Dogs Were On The Roof, We Thought He Was Joking… He Wasn’t
This is a prime example of when your friend has a bad idea, but you go along with it anyway. Of course, it always ends with both of you having instant regrets. We hope they both managed to get down safely!
33. He’s Not Really Sure What To Do With Her
This dog is beyond confused with his new friend. Despite looking small, fluffy, and cute, this little fluff ball has razor-sharp claws and teeth that just want to chew. Should he be nice to it or should he leave it alone?…
34. How Did This Happen?
Pretty much every dog we’ve ever come across has a thing against being put in the boot, and this dog has his own unique way of showing how much he hates it. “We’re going to the vets, did you say? Try and get me out now…”
35. Adopted Him 14 Months Ago. I Get To See This Face Every Single Night. No Regrets
Lots of dogs seem to have tongues that are too big for their mouths, and boxers are no exception. Sleepy boxers always seem to melt into the object that they’re sleeping on, and it’s the most adorable thing in the world! What a gorgeous derpy face.
36. Surrender!
Is it just us, or do we feel like we’re intruding on a private dance party between the dog and the crawfish? We have to admit, that crawfish has got some moves! Let’s see what the dog can come back with.
37. Just Sitting Here, Chilling
Here is another picture to prove once again that boxers love to sit on anything that isn’t the ground. The bottom dog seems like he has well and truly given up. “You don’t expect me to sit on the floor do you???”
38. Cooking With Lucy
Have you ever had a dog that’s so clingy, that even when you’re cooking they want to be a part of the action? Well, that’s boxers for you. He’s just helping dad out.
39. “My Dogs Face Whenever I Eat Chocolate”
Why is it that animals always drool over the food that’s the worst for them? Despite being poisonous for dogs, it just smells soooo good. “My kryptonite, hooman why do you betray me like this?”
40. My Boxer Isn’t Allowed To Be On The Couch. He Won This One On A Technicality
We can’t help feeling for this little guy. He just wanted a cuddle, but he was a good enough boy to know that rules needed to be followed. We think that this move is ingenious!
41. Someone Is Not Amused
As if we haven’t already had enough great Halloween inspiration from this post, here’s another one. Despite the dog looking less than impressed, we think that he looks absolutely adorable! “But mom, I already have my own set of ears!”
42. Brother Fell Asleep On The Floor. Rambo Decided He Wanted To Join…
Waking up to a sight like that is the stuff of nightmares, so we really feel for the sleeping brother. Saying that, it would be kind of hilarious to see his reaction when he woke up. Let’s just hope the dog hasn’t been eating any brussels sprouts!
43. Dutchie Opened The Window During A Car Wash
This picture is complete and utter mayhem, and we love it. You just can’t trust dogs around car buttons! The dog’s face says it all. “Mom. Dad. I realize I could have handled this a bit better but I panicked.”
44. Boxer dog
What could be more ironic than dressing your boxer dog up as a… well, as a boxer? This is yet another great Halloween idea, and the look would only be completed if he was wearing boxers with boxer boxers on them. Confused? Us too.
45. Girlfriend Decided To Put A Sock On My Dogs Foot, And My Dog Seemed A Little Shocked To Say The Least
Animals ae so extra when it comes to having to wear human items of clothing. We’ve heard of dogs pretending to pass out before, but we love this shocked expression the most. Someone get this dog an Oscar! Boxers actually prefer gloves, you know. (We’ll let ourselves out).
46. Boxers, Supposedly A Smart Breed
This picture has to be one of the most hilarious that we’ve seen. Why does this dog have such a long tongue? What does he get from licking the windows? We have so many questions.
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