50 hilarious & strange neighbors on the “nextdoor” app we couldn’t make up if we tried

1. He’s dead, Jim!

Nicely done! This is how you give your neighbor the bird, without giving them the bird.

Brutal honesty pic.twitter.com/i1sA2RuJL7

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) July 7, 2018

2. Furry peeping Tom

This is so cute! Until you realize this dog is a total perv and this is an 18+ peep hole.

It us 👀 pic.twitter.com/ZNYIdWBL5P

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 29, 2017

3. Dear drone asshat

Ooohhhhh-kaaaaay, now it makes perfect sense. That’s what the peeping dog is eyeballing through the fence!

“DRONE ASSHAT” pic.twitter.com/msfAYZNgBy

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) July 15, 2018

4. Re-homing the yappy dog

It’s always super sweet when your neighbor offers to give away your dog while you’re away at work. This one will even leap over the fence to prove just how good of a neighbor he is!

pic.twitter.com/N6XDozQatX

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) July 9, 2018

5. Not standing up for trash can rights

If you live in a neighborhood with a homeowners association, then you know there are certain things you can’t do. That includes putting your ugly trash cans on display 6 hours too early.

“When neighbors start talking, good things happen.” 🏡 pic.twitter.com/giiri7sWdS

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) April 29, 2021

6. He just might be someone’s hero

Hey, you never know! There might be someone out there who is one checker piece shy of a complete set.

pic.twitter.com/mYFDqJA8gd

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 24, 2018

7. Meet George

He eats fleas and slugs just like a good neighbor ought to. Maybe one day he’ll graduate to eating dead parakeets off driveways.

Actual #bestofnextdoor 💚 pic.twitter.com/TEYE0qSYWJ

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) November 10, 2020

8. Grow up and get diarrhea

When the childish insults didn’t work, this neighbor got out the big guns and invoked the power of their dead ‘nana. Because granny assassins from other dimensions are just too cool to keep hidden!

“MESSAGE TO THE THIEF” pic.twitter.com/MNojRvtWk7

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) September 13, 2020

9. Disturbing crime scene

Eggs on door handles are never victimless crimes! Right now there is someone out there pulling out all their hair trying to remember where the hell they put that egg.

“Egg Found on Door Handle” 😨 pic.twitter.com/KlioTCD7dN

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 23, 2018

10. But, WHY?

Why would someone leave a potato in the garden? Why are some potatoes homeless? Why do potatoes even exist? Just more existential questions that will mash you up if you think too hard about it.

“Why would someone do this?” 🥔 pic.twitter.com/EeO8PBqIzO

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 22, 2018

11. NOT cocaine

Be a good boy and label it properly. You don’t want your drug-addict neighbor to accidentally put sugar up their nose.

Meanwhile, in St. Louis… pic.twitter.com/qa1lOGuyOR

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) November 20, 2020

12. The Lawnmower Man did it

Can someone please suspiciously mow my overgrown lawn for free, too? I’ll even discreetly hide a couple of bags of NOT cocaine inside the ugly trashcans on the curb as payment.

WHO MOWED MY LAWN?! pic.twitter.com/QJBmuj3iAT

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 21, 2018

13. Is this your puppy?

Don’t touch it! Even though it’s wearing a mask for protection, I bet it still has some major cooties.

“Lost puppy?” pic.twitter.com/66KAEFJbLW

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 23, 2018

14. Naw, it’s actually an old trick

It’s called the walk of shame. Doggy left in such a hurry that it didn’t have time to grab the other 3 shoes on the way out.

“Dog wearing a shoe” pic.twitter.com/x20vCdrRoA

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 22, 2018

15. Who needs crypto when you have NeighborBits?

Maybe you can trade a baggie of NOT cocaine for a single red checker piece. And then use that to buy that dead parakeet to draw kitty outside. That’s how Nextdoor neighbors problem solve!

“Somehow a cat got into my house (maybe two months ago?)”

…WHAT pic.twitter.com/boMxbow7UK

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 23, 2018

16. Rent-a-corgi service?

Because it’s a royal wedding party, of course! Harry and Meghan are obviously not invited.

SEEKING CORGI FOR ROYAL WEDDING VIEWING PARTY pic.twitter.com/UCiaH2AD2J

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 14, 2018

17. Biggest balls this side of the Mississippi

In other catty news, there’s a feline prowling around with a pair of manhood that’s way too big to be decent. Can we please get an R-rating on this photo to save our children’s eyes from such vulgar monstrosities?

“FOUND ORANGE MALE CAT HUGE BALLS” pic.twitter.com/InZHOSGegv

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) July 16, 2018

18. This urgent need is almost criminal

When it’s not raining men, what else are you supposed to do? Not use a dating app, obviously.

🚨URGENT ALERT🚨

I NEED A MAN! pic.twitter.com/FL1scGgfoO

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) July 14, 2018

19. Roomba ran away

Before you ask, yes, they already looked under all the furniture. But, I bet they forgot to check eBay.

“I LEFT THE FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY BELOVED ROOMBA ESCAPED.” pic.twitter.com/TeFZj81yhw

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 23, 2018

20. Jerry Springer in the hood

Watch out, Melissa! Sean’s girlfriend Brittany might find out he’s your baby daddy and text all of Nextdoor about it.

Oh my god pic.twitter.com/uCm6nWYEPT

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) March 19, 2018

21. Highway to hell?

No fair, we were never given this choice as kids. Ride or die on the @ChurchOfSatan bus!

“HEXAGRAM TAILLIGHTS???” 👀 pic.twitter.com/Gj3gYG44S6

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) July 12, 2018

22. Spicing up the holidays

All this couple wants for Christmas is a threesome with a hot elf. Hey, kids have asked for weirder things, so why not?

“Sorry for the weird post but…” pic.twitter.com/tBeOHCScQ1

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 23, 2017

23. No big shts, you big sht!

Please be kind to your landlord and weigh your #2 before you flush it down the toilet. If it’s too big to fit down the pipe, that’s what library loo’s are for.

“No more big shits” pic.twitter.com/CzxkV88o6S

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 10, 2018

24. Are you high?

It’s not the devil’s lettuce, you imbecile! That stuff’s being grown in the backyard with the magic mushrooms, duh.

“TO WHOMEVER CALLED 911 ON THE MARIJUANA PLANTS IN THE FRONT YARD…” pic.twitter.com/GTguLi1WuI

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) September 23, 2020

25. Lost fart, found

That Cranberries song takes on a whole new meaning after reading this. “Do you have to let it linger? Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to let it linger?”

Meanwhile, in Georgia… pic.twitter.com/FS0t3pnLlE

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) September 17, 2020

26. Jack’s not coming back

Jack knew exactly what he was doing. No one will be able to recognize him now without those overalls!

Jack didn’t run away… He escaped pic.twitter.com/j9YKsNEYjd

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) February 10, 2020

27. Welcome but not welcome

[SINGING]: Sister Christian oh the time has come. And you know that you’re the only one to say…your rude neighbors are not okay.

“When neighbors start talking, good things happen.” 🏡 pic.twitter.com/rgO55u2kA8

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) November 20, 2020

28. How do I get it off?

Of course she’s named Becky! Perhaps she was looking at big butts and she cannot lie?

Nextdoor is Twitter for old people. 🧐 pic.twitter.com/Qwy14ZDHnX

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) March 26, 2018

29. 007 spy flowers

Call the cops! If IT looks big enough to be chewed up and spit out by a long-haul trucker, then it can be charged as an adult.

“SPY FLOWERS?!” 👀 pic.twitter.com/fLD4lWTjiz

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) July 21, 2020

30. That’s not an option

Recycle, or die. And if you die, then you’ll be recycled back into the earth anyways, so you may as well just do it right the first time and save the planet.

“When neighbors start talking, good things happen.” 🏡 pic.twitter.com/oxQJEAmJ0r

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) September 15, 2020

31. Well that backfired

Nope, they do not agree. Or as one Twitter commenter wrote, “She got spit-roasted on her own poll.”

#polloftheday pic.twitter.com/WFTRkyrGqM

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) November 13, 2020

32. Savage!

That’s a pretty sick burn Rachel’s got there. She might want to soothe it with some ice and botox.

“When neighbors start talking, good things happen.” 🏡 pic.twitter.com/wp6b3nG3Pb

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) August 15, 2020

33. Wings and pizza, baby

Whatever you do, don’t Google it. White Anglo Protestant is tame by comparison.

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34. The chicken and the egg

Whichever came first, neither one wants to be the last one out the door. Hunting season is coming soon!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CM5zdGkniX6/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

35. Cheese vandal

This is a real issue that needs some serious attention. Lives are at stake, people!

@ballzduchi:

“Hey, this shit isn’t funny people. I used to work in the police department for the cheese slice on windows division and it was hell. We lost a lot of good people.”

https://www.instagram.com/p/CM3HE_gnXU7/

36. It’s raining bagels

But bagel nests are part of the natural cycle of life. When the baby crows escape from the bread ring around their neck, it means they’re big enough to toss it at your house!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CKknCALFHds/

37. Could be real

I mean, it’s not brand new, so the timeline might be a match. Take a chance, it’s 30% off!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEatDGyHiI5/

38. Your kid is gonna wreck it anyways

It’s cheap, it gets you from A-to-Z, and bonus – the AC blows colder than a penguin’s pecker. What more can you ask for in a car?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CFLNsQSFsVO/

39. Real culprit is such a weenie

Crows are some of the smartest animals on the planet. The fact that they fooled this stumped neighbor is proof enough of that!

“SLICED BREAD IN MY POOL” 👀 pic.twitter.com/4Jf71HVLOC

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) October 26, 2020

40. Halloween prank

Someone who’s a bit envious obviously did it. Was the pumpkin that was returned smaller or bigger in size?

Who carved “PENIS” into my pumpkin?! pic.twitter.com/srL0qsEWLe

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) October 21, 2019

41. Mr. and Mrs. Cheap

The good news is that they’re totally transparent about what they think of lesser people. And with the money they save on slavery, they can finally rent that corgi for the royal wedding!

pic.twitter.com/8RH3nBZNaV

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) November 13, 2020

42. Explosion?

Awww, he’s such a cutie! But like @dwm58 points out, “Based on my NextDoor feed everybody’s 10.”

“I am only 10” pic.twitter.com/8BfWydQFz0

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) August 16, 2020

43. Better wash your hands!

Such a strange-looking doorknob. What kind of backdoor hole does this plug into?

@samlomb:

“How does one “lose” that outside?”

@james_fox1984:

“The person must have farted lol.”

“Not sure what it is but it looks valuable…” 👀 pic.twitter.com/8MzwXbORYR

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) April 13, 2020

44. Let’s make a game of it

You get 5o points for the dog, 100 points for the woman. BONUS: earn 5 billion points for crashing the car into cruel Joel’s bedroom at 4:30 in the morning!

https://www.instagram.com/p/B9igdjlHEWA/

45. “Stop brushing my cat!”

Hands off this dude’s giant ginger jack! You’re making him jealous.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B9Iq9JhnRkN/

46. Helicopters aren’t new honey

Read a book! With lots of love and attitude, Linda.

“When neighbors start talking, good things happen.” 🏡 pic.twitter.com/vjlUwWqHv6

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) April 27, 2021

47. That all depends…

Is your killer a cannibal? And if so, does he/she/they prefer rare, medium, or well-done meat?

pic.twitter.com/ayFGlyhy7H

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) April 6, 2021

48. The next Nexium?

Pretty sure not even an insane woman would agree to getting branded with Gary Busey tats near her junk.

@corbatararo:

“Dude is probably just doing a research paper for his Gary Busey History 101 class at Greendale Community College. Go Human Beings!”

Can’t wait to get back to these precedented times pic.twitter.com/QiPZb3m3yU

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) April 5, 2021

49. Liar liar, cat’s on fire!

Plot twist: that cat is the one placing the ad. He doesn’t consider his hooman a pet – it’s property, just like the couch.

“NO PETS” pic.twitter.com/uFdjoGhZzs

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) April 5, 2021

50. Eggcuse me?

Oops! Looks like someone failed biology 101 because they had a batch of Easter eggs boiling on the brain.

Unintentional Easter content https://t.co/pFqlmV32IO

— Jenn Takahashi (@jenntakahashi) April 4, 2021