Being on lockdown means life can be pretty boring. There’s not much to look forward to during the day, except maybe the arrival of the mail man, or a new episode of whatever you’re binging on Netflix. We’re all looking for any excuse to go outside, even for something as ordinary as taking out the garbage.
Some Australians decided to take garbage day to the next level, and started dressing up in costume to walk the runaway – I mean driveway – to the curb. There’s now an entire Facebook page dedicated to sharing photos of what kooky and hilarious outfits people are wearing, and here are 50 of the best ones.
1) He has really UPPED the game
This is so pure! And the attention to detail with the tennis balls on the cane is awesome. I need to know where and why they have that mask, but there was no caption posted along with the photo. In any case, I rate this a 10.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10220338687130656&set=gm.309510803349546&type=3&theater
2) That jumpsuit doesn’t look good on just anyone
This is beautiful! He is slaying in that jumpsuit. That off the shoulder look is high fashion. That diet coke says “I’m on a low sugar diet”. Everyone else in the neighborhood better watch out!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10219133821350356&set=gm.321084695525490&type=3&theater&ifg=1
3) Look at this metaphor
These little kids are going to grow up to be politicians, I’m sure of it. The Aussies (and much of the world) can be pretty hard on American politics, but this one is so funny you can’t even be mad!
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4) Dinosaurs need trash pick up too
I used to wonder why anyone would buy one of these expensive suits just for a Halloween party. But now I realize they make almost any situation better. Once the lock down is over I hope they continue with this. It makes taking out the trash look like so much fun!
5) This punny guy
The lockdown really does have some people feeling lonely. For those who are used to dating a lot, being stuck inside and unable to go on any dates is an adjustment!
This guy is looking for love, and even though the bin rejected him, I’m sure he’ll bounce back. He can do better. Maybe the laundry hamper?
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1040866729631554&set=gm.310474503253176&type=3&theater
6) She wants to be, where the people are
This is epic! I full disagree with her statement – this absolutely was the greatest life choice.
The crown is perfect and the sea creature friends make it even better. Where does one get a mermaid skirt like that? Asking for a friend…
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10156848840016073&set=gm.309700796663880&type=3&theater
7) Maleficent
This is a cool dad if I’ve ever seen one! I love that he’s posing showing a little leg with the slit of the dress. Very classy – work it girl.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1613066108856685&set=gm.309363490030944&type=3&theater
8) Iron Man
I’m never tossing a Halloween costume again! This is the most committed Iron Man I’ve ever seen – the costume is perfect from head to toe! But, you’d think with all the money Tony Stark has… he’s probably never taken out the trash himself.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1384829691703096&set=gm.313472086286751&type=3&theater
9) Joe Exotic
Obviously there had to be a Tiger King one. It was only a matter of time! But this guy has really nailed it. He’s even got the gun out in case he runs into Carole Baskin.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10158551782207139&set=gm.313248989642394&type=3&theater
10) Jigsaw
This video has earned 2.6 thousand likes and more than 300 comments already! The dedication to finding a way to tie the bins up to that little tricycle is honestly so impressive. And that Jigsaw mask will pull up some traumatic memories for anyone who watched any one of the seven gory Saw films. *Shudders*.
11) Well, I was not expecting that
You have to watch the video until the end for a good laugh! Where do people come up with this stuff?! I am loving it.
12) The Colonel
The rubber chicken! Someone should send this to KFC’s hilarious Twitter page – it’s too good.
Finger lickin’ good, you might say.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10157231032839021&set=gm.314907839476509&type=3&theater
13) Scrubba dub dub
Here in America people usually shower to get garbage off. I guess in the land down under, where everything is upside down… they shower in the bins, then? You learn something new every day.
14) The most beautiful love story of 2020
That wedding must have cost a fortune… just look at all that toilet paper! that’s a luxury few can still afford these days. But I’m so happy for them. What a beautiful couple!
They even have an extensive love story, explained by the woman who posted to the group:
“Binfred and Binetta eloped today!!
Whilst there were a few pre-ceremony nerves, the emotional groom was ecstatic to see his bride. In keeping with regulations there was only one other guest, the flower bin (Binetta’s daughter from a previous rubbish marriage). Binfred also wished that they read their vows from recyclables, in keeping with his customs. We wish the gorgeous couple happiness for years to come!”
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10158250148871449&set=pcb.321162348851058&type=3&theater&ifg=1
15) Lego cowgirl
This is incredible for a number of reasons. The hat? The hands?! Extra points having to wheel those bins to what seems like the middle of no where.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=3402770233071085&set=gm.313006802999946&type=3
16) Dogs doing chores?!
Oh my god oh my god oh my god. What a good and handsome boy! I don’t know if that kibble on top of the bin is going to help this little guy drag the bins to the curb, but I love the enthusiasm.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10163457023610245&set=gm.314874402813186&type=3&theater
17) Hannibal Lector
The impromptu “straight jacket” kills me! He has sacrificed making it easier to roll the bins on that orange contraption for getting the perfect photo, and I respect it. Do you think someone had to roll him out to the curb? He’s all tied up!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10163872986525389&set=gm.316436342656992&type=3&theater
18)
His hair is longer than mine! Who knew a garbage bin could be the set of such a sensual photography shoot. The garbage pick up people must have had a bit of a surprise when they rolled up to the curb to find this guy!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10156907231786994&set=gm.315954622705164&type=3
19) Where’s Waldo
Or, as the Aussie’s call him, Wally.
Where’s Waldo has become significantly easier since everyone has started staying home. There’s not another soul in sight! But he’s still doing a pretty good job of hiding. Doing what he can under the circumstances.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10219941791606801&set=gm.314425122858114&type=3
20) This bus driver
This guy really took it to the next level! Not only did he somehow get the bin on top of that bus (I sincerely hope they’re empty or that could have gone very very badly!) but he also set it up so that the other bin would be trailing behind.
And the train on that dress? Giiiiiirl. Fabulous.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10218244751134952&set=gm.321164572184169&type=3&theater&ifg=1
21) Cruella over here
These real doggos look very confused about the stuffed dalmatians and very excited to be taking the trash out with their crazy mama. I love that she owns that floor length spotted jacket. This is amazing, I love her.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10157984371759876&set=gm.314900789477214&type=3&theater
22) Swamp monster
Swamp monsters need to take out the trash too. How does that saying go… “the only things in life that are certain are death, taxes… and taking out the garbage”? Right?
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10218020703963241&set=gm.308345186799441&type=3&theater
23) The hero we didn’t know we needed
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no… it’s bins woman!
This is how I feel every time I take out the bins. Like the hero of my household, the backbone keeping everything together. Doing the work that needs to be done. Truly beautiful.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10159739351898782&set=gm.312463329720960&type=3
24) Oh man, I need one of these
Can anyone identify what this is? I love it. Imagine seeing this creature float down the driveway with the bins in hand?! incredible. This might even be a good way to convince your kids to take out the trash… genius.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2467844849983076&set=gm.309341780033115&type=3&theater
25) 50 years going strong
While some of us (myself included) are complaining about spending our March and April birthdays in self-isolation, this couple decided not to let it get them down.
They found an adorable and creative way to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary in style. It will certainly be one to remember!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10159484321658362&set=gm.313394322961194&type=3&theater
26) Murder she wrote
I have questions about this one. Have they collected all their garbage into the shape of a human…. or were they so committed to the perfect pic that they actually wrapped someone up in a garbage bag?
Or… is it worse?
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=908896976211172&set=gm.314838216150138&type=3
27) The Trump bathing suit
There is truly a Trump themed everything these days. It blows my mind!
If there were ever a way to get through some dark times, this is it right here. This lady’s bold choice is giving me life right now.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10158174705424490&set=gm.309312190036074&type=3
28) Getting in touch with his roots
This must have taken him about an hour to prepare for, and taking the bins out only takes a minute or two. But I guess when there’s literally no where to go… why not?
He looks so dapper!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1035541660153865&set=gm.307618300205463&type=3
29) This legend
What a hero! Can we also talk about the Super Mario mushroom tattoos on his feet? This is worthy of a Facebook profile photo, not just the bins group.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10219926427325600&set=gm.311128886521071&type=3&theater
30) Rock on, mate!
In the wake of so many concerts and festivals being cancelled due to COVID-19, we are in need of some rock stars. This guy takes the cake with his epic KISS costume. Head to toe, including the boots, it’s wonderful.
31) Another dinosaur on the loose
This is my favourite thing. The people up on the balconies are in for such a treat. We are all living for any kind of entertainment outside of our home at the moment… so just imagine a DINOSAUR running past you.
There is quite simply nothing funnier than someone running around in those little costumes, bobbing about with their little arms. It’s the best.
32) Bringing people together
Who would have ever thought they’d see two super heroes teaming up with Ghost Face from Scream? IS this a crossover episode?
This movement is not just amazing for lifting spirits, but it’s also a great way to get the kids into doing chores. I bet they’d even clean the house if they had to wear a costume to do it. The Aussies are onto something.
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33) “Here, take it. Take it Georgie”
Yikes! This one gave me a bit of a fright.
But… is that toilet paper in his hand? This clown is praying on people’s weaknesses! No rest for the wicked, as they say. Would you get close to this Australian Pennywise?
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34) 10s across the board
Maude Boate is one of Australia’s most famous drag queens. Because she’s used to dressing up like this all the time, she must be getting extra bored inside without anywhere to go looking so fabulous!
This is how you make the most of a boring situation.
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35) Because we might miss the Kentucky Derby this year
This one was originally shared to the Racing.com Facebook page, but one user cross-posted it to the Australian bins page too, because it’s too perfect.
I’ve got 5 bucks on the red bin. Place your bets people!
36) This absolute queen
So she’s not putting out the bins (royalty should never have to) but this woman waited at the end of her driveway in costume, waving at passersby! That’s a surefire way to bring some joy to the community.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10213135455019883&set=gm.314248829542410&type=3
37) This guy who is missing his bike
You can take the man off the Harley, but you can’t keep him from ridin’. He must feel so alive while driving those bins down to the curb, the wind in his… face. True freedom.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2605935792980323&set=gm.316103452690281&type=3&theater
38) What a treat!
I say if you have to leave the house to take out the bins, you might as well look like a snack while doing it. This adorable cupcake has the right idea with this look. This makes me want to bake something while trapped here in isolation.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10222212422207688&set=pcb.319844398982853&type=3&theater&ifg=1
39)
What mayor is this? Things really are different in Australia, aren’t they? What the heck is going on down there!
He looks suspiciously like the president, don’t you think?
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10158499677811522&set=gm.321634728803820&type=3&theater&ifg=1
40) This is honestly an achievement
This woman wore her wedding dress from 1974 to take out the bins! Firstly, I cannot believe she can still fit into that dress that is an accomplishment in itself. Secondly, I love that these desperate times are one of the few occasions to pull out your wedding dress 50 years later.
This lady is a legend!
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41) Scuba Trip
Those little fish look very happy to be going on their adventure to the curb for pick up. Except for the yellow fish in the back, but maybe it’s not their day of the week yet.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=537465610497219&set=p.537465610497219&type=3&theater
42) That club music though
This guy isn’t just dressed up, he’s taken it to the next level and is doing a whole shirtless dance! Like an Australian Magic Mike dressed as a garbage man. His show is definitely more than a little entertaining for everyone in the neighborhood.
43) My heart
Look at this little cowboy! He is too adorable for words. When kids are trapped inside all day and out of their regular routine, it’s so important to give them things to look forward to. Like going for a little ride!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=555270535394788&set=gm.321635568803736&type=3&theater&ifg=1
44) The Irish got into the spirit
The phenomenon has started to spread all over the world, and has even made its way to Ireland where this woman put on the most Irish thing I’ve ever seen to hit the curb with her bins.
The Australian flag laid over the lid is a nice tribute to the country that started this hilarious lock down movement.
45) Frank Gallagher?
This is for all your Shameless fans out there. This guy says he doesn’t look like Frank, but I thought it was Frank!
“Doing things you don’t want to do is how you make a relationship work.” Which must apply to taking out the bins! Wise words.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10222664455590051&set=gm.319965775637382&type=3&theater&ifg=1
46) The big one nine
Birthday celebrations are grim right now, but this girl has really leaned into the situation and made it her own. Who better to attend your 19th birthday than your closest bins? This way you don’t even need to worry about social-distancing. This will be one to remember, I’m sure.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=264447767915906&set=pcb.321548958812397&type=3&theater&ifg=1
47) How regal
This is probably not what she envisioned when she first bought this beautiful gown. But it’s a good excuse to wear it all the same!
And not only has she been able to show it off for anyone looking out the window at that particular time, but it’s also been seen by hundreds of people in the group! That’s better than you could ask for at most events, so I’d call it a win.
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48) Music brings us together
This is definitely one of the most creative ones we’ve seen so far! This guy’s getting the ol’ band back together. If this doesn’t bring you joy, I honestly don’t know what will.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10160302160393868&set=pcb.322006365433323&type=3&theater&ifg=1
49) This guy had to wait too long for the garbage truck
Feels. This is all of us in 12 weeks, just waiting at the curb with the bins, hoping the lockdown will end. Dead inside.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10158460063423083&set=gm.321932885440671&type=3&theater&ifg=1
50) Enid Sharples
This is so pure! If Valerie can still take her bins to the curb dressed as her favorite Coronation Street character, we should all be taking our bins to the curb in costume.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=3193997730633688&set=gm.321929752107651&type=3&theater&ifg=1
This fun Aussie joke has spread around the world! We’d love to see what hilarious costumes you and your families are wearing for the big outing we now wait for all week – garbage day. Spread some joy by passing this on!
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