Thanks to social media, a lot of people’s spelling and grammar skills are on display. This means the grammar police are having a field day. The grammar police are in love with pointing out people’s faults and impressing others with how much they know.
There are places where spelling and grammar should be upheld. Like in the newspaper and other sources that are supposed to be trustworthy. But shouldn’t there be places where these rules can be relaxed?
Do we really have to spell and grammar check every text message we send? Must we scrutinize every social media post about our favorite TV show or what we ate for dinner? The grammar police think so. But after reading these posts, you might not be able to blame them on some accounts.
Here are 75 of the worst grammar and spelling mistakes to be called out online:
Regular humans know what this person means. But here we have a grammar guy who insists that commas are “super” important. Only then do we realize why. Yet we all read it as if the comma was there before he said something.
This whole sentence is messed up. Unless she actually cooked her parents in the soup. I think she meant her parents’ garden.
Have you checked your shit temp today? This person has. It’s 103.6.
In America, the $ goes before the number. Not after. To be fair, some countries put their money sign after the amount. This person got called out for it.
I mean, this is awkward to the point of being traumatizing. He watched a movie where Joseph Gordon Levitt had gay sex with his parents. Copious amounts of gay sex with his parents.
6) The Unappreciative Fuckstick
Wow, this person sounds real fun to hang out with. And to go to parties with. Yeah, not really.
Sometimes when you’re angry about something you can end up becoming what you hate. This grammar Nazi turned into a grammar Nazi. Ain’t that a bitch.
Someone is upset that Gina was hanging with Kristi and Alfredo. That’s because Elsa wanted to plow Gina. Gina’s brother seemed offended.
This guy is a jogging baby. I didn’t call him that. He calls himself a jogging baby. That or he saw a jogging baby in the snow.
This guy is having a Chinese baby for dinner. That or he forgot to put a comma after Chinese. His social media fans seemed pretty surprised.
This guy wants to do what with his sister? He really needs to throw a comma and a period up in there. Even an exclamation point would do.
Mom birthed herself some grammar Nazis. Now she’s regretting it. Big time.
There are worse things than people who can’t spell mulitplying. Like people believing that certain people don’t deserve to exist because they are less educated. That’s way worse to me.
Damn, this kid can’t win. He tried though. I love how he’s listed as “Don’t Answer.”
15) Pissed Off, Then Pissed On
This person really likes piss. The kind when you’re angry. And the kind that comes out of you.
You can clearly tell that this was a text from a f*ckboy. He expects this girl to come running back just because he says that he likes her. Now he’s talking about his “hart.” She ain’t buying it.
At least this person knows their worth. And how to stand up for it. They might want to work on their grammar though.
I wonder if people post stuff like this on the Internet just so the grammar police people have something to do. Maybe they aren’t as bad at spelling and grammar as they seem to be. Maybe they just want the grammar police people to feel like they’re important.
Damn, Mrs. Johanson. She is savage! And quite hilarious.
Daniel… oh, Daniel. Daniel doesn’t care that Lindsay is upset. Or the fact that her mom is begging him to let her be. He has to defend grammar on the Internet at all costs. Not in newspapers or some other important publication. He needs to make sure people on Facebook are correctly using grammar in their own personal posts.
Wow! I’m let down by how heartless this guy is. This is just mean. Why is he trolling this poor person?
Here we have Trevor. The formally invited friend. He was invited but then he had to correct casual text messages. After that, he was out.
I love how this starts with “Is it just me?” And the fact that this isn’t snarky. It’s just someone being silly and sarcastic.
This is just too much. I wonder if this person ever understood the comment. Or Googled “colon.”
25) Grandpa F*ckin’ A Man
In the words of Fatman Scoop… “Who f**kin’ tonight?” Apparently, it’s grandpa. That’s definitely going to suck for his grandson.
26) Cannot Spell For Sh*t
Some people take spelling really seriously. I wonder if Charitee is taking herself off Facebook. Charitee?
27) 2 Hours to Kill Someone
Even I had to read that twice. They want someone to come see them. You know, since they had two hours to kill.
Pork, he doesn’t eat it. But he loves bacon. Not from a pig. From a human man.
I mean, how do you not comment on this post? It’s just too ridiculous not too. That last response is the best.
Maybe Tyler is trying to tell his friend something. Maybe he’s letting them know that he likes dudes. And he’s going to spend a special evening with one.
Honestly, this is too much. Maybe I’m just a writer who likes writing. It’s one thing if you’re using a Nokia or those Blackberries, but you’re definitely not.
This person called themselves out. And they were a good sport about it. That’s what made him not look like an idiot jerk.
This thread is pretty amazing. It went complely over her head. That’s a “whoosh” if I ever saw (or heard) one.
What was Santa doing to the presents? That’s quite naughty. Too bad he didn’t get caught.
That must have been one powerful shit. They definitely aren’t wearable. You definitely have to clean them first.
This kid left something out. She forgot to say which of their parent’s belongings he or she doesn’t like. I wonder what it is.
37) Grammar Nazi vs. Grammar Police
This is the ultimate show down. It’s the grammar Nazi vs. the grammar police. Who do you think will win? It’s hard to say.
This person wanted to let everyone know that Facebook has spellcheck. But they’re just not using it. This is quite the angry post for someone who can’t spell “people” correctly.
These just get funnier and funnier. I guess pointing out other people’s imperfections and ignoring our own makes us feel better about ourselves. Hopefully, they are learning from these humiliating situations.
This person wants to be with a ladder. Hey, to each his own. He’s probably an objectophiliac.
Jeez, talk about kicking a person when they are down. This person doesn’t seem like they mind though. They know their can’t list is long.
Why is this guy taking on this person’s favorite pasttime. All he wanted to do was go to school and master taking balls. What’s wrong with that?
This can’t be real. This person must be joking. That or they should be ashamed of their damn self.
Damn, mom! That’s a harsh burn. Her daughter still didn’t get it.
This person is asking others to educate themselves. Maybe she should start with herself. She can’t even spell Japanense.
This person wants to be a teacher. But those stupid ass MTELs. I wonder if anyone is going to spell this out for her because she doesn’t seem to be taking the hint.
This person swears they know how to spell. But it doesn’t seem to look like that. Either way… suck it!
Wow, no one knows what’s going on in this post. And it’s hilarious. And also a little sad.
Periods, they aren’t hard to use. And the lack of them are making this sentence really inappropriate. It’s so bad that no one even called them out. They were probably too afraid to.
This woman is always on time when making grammar mistakes. Too bad the guy who called her out for her grammar mistake can’t spell. It’s grammar, not grammer.
This is pretty funny. But I’d say that her grammar is below average. This person was just being half nice.
This guy is going to spend his night having sexual relations with men. Not really. But it sounds that way from his post.
Everything about this is confusing. Why are they referencing 1995? And what are honest thoughs. Why does this person hate their aunt?
No one wants to look like an angle model. They’re never upright. That must be hard to walk around on an angle all day.
This person thinks they did good on their English exam. Hopefully, it didn’t involved spelling or grammar. Hopefully, they did do good.
This person finds incorrect grammer funny. I wonder if she finds incorrect spelling funny. I wonder if she finds herself funny.
What’s funnier than bad grammar. Someone trying to convince you that it’s correct. This lady seems pretty sure.
This is a first. I’ve never heard of double standers. But it’s hilarious.
This guy doesn’t like to cook people. It takes too much effort. But it’s good to know he has friends who make fun of him when he’s already feeling ostracized.
Got to love an argument where people are both wrong. Those kinds of arguments can go on forever. They are the most ridiculous.
Does this person know that they’re a grammar Nazi? And that they’re bad at grammar. Got to love a grammar Nazi that’s bad at punctuation. It’s Nazis not Nazi’s.
This is the best response I’ve ever seen to a grammar Nazi. And no, people who dig holes aren’t automatically in their hole. But this guy really needs to be right.
This person doesn’t date people with bad grammer. You don’t have bad grammar, you use it. Spelling doesn’t seem to be an issue for them.
Wow, just wow. You have to be real insensitive to pull this off. I have a tough time believing a person like this actually exists.
This person wants people to get grammar right. Especially if they’re in college. They messed up their own grammar though.
If you’re playing Scrabble, don’t you have the name in front of you? They could have just looked on the box. Maybe they’ll win.
Aww, what a nice friend. Checking in on their buddy. Too bad their well wishes were intercepted by a grammar Nazi.
68) Something You Have Money Can’t Buy It
This person is being messed with hard. So, hard that he won’t figure out what mistake he made. At least the sentiment of his statement was sweet.
It’s Facebook people, not an essay. No one is trying to win a grammar award on Facebook. Except the grammar police for most policed grammar.
You have to be able to laugh at yourself in life. It makes things a lot easier. This person is doing a good job about it.
It’s terrible to laugh at someone when they are trying to better their life. This person doesn’t spell well. But at least they’re trying to become more educated. I hope they get in too.
This person isn’t an idiot. They’re just bad at spelling. It’s edition, not addition.
73) Vicki With the Good Grammar
Vicki knows a lot. And now everyone on this Facebook thread knows it. They know that Vicki is good at grammar. Good for Vicki.
No one is going to stop this person from living their dream. Well, maybe the police. It’s likely the police will stop them. Especially, after this post.
Tonight we’re going hard, just like the world is ours. That’s what this is supposed to say. But it’s totally off.
