We live in full gadget mode these days. Every bit of news is on the internet, fake or not, and we get updated any time of the day. But, in the midst of all the technology driven platforms, some of us still prefer reading the morning paper over surfing the web while enjoying a steaming cup of coffee and warm, buttery toast.
However not everything you see in publications are there to wake your curiosity about important things happening around you. At times, these news can be your source of morning humor especially if you happen to find headlines such as these 75 hilarious headlines that will surely make you face-palm at their absurdity!
This is not just absurd, it’s more of useless. A broadcast about a lunar eclipse? Who wants to listen about something when you can just look up at the moonless sky?
The editor probably did not know that teenagers are those adolescents aging 13 to 19 years old. Reading something like this in the morning makes you want to go back to bed.
This is only one of two scenarios. It’s either the editor was too lazy to know when the woman actually got lost, or that the editor was simply out of his mind when he wrote this.
Wow, the picture on this story is as absurd as its headline. Kids are not dogs and of course, they can be taught how to eat right, just how your parents did to you when you were just a baby!
This is the kind of information that makes you want to stop reading the paper in the mornings. Why bother reading something that nobody bothered to research?
This headline is definitely something that can make you question what in the world people are thinking about. Where else could a meteorite come from other than outer space?
It’s a good thing they decided to add pictures of the bird featured in this story. Or else, people might think of other things when they come across this headline.
Some people tend to do things that are totally inexplainable. Just like how this knife-wielding robber decided to steal from a gun store. What were you thinking, man?
This publication probably forgot to check that they have to insert headline before printing their papers. Now, everyone gets to have a shot at the headline because they forgot to put one!
Mr. Murderer, killing someone definitely makes thinking about your reputation the last thing that should be in your mind. Don’t try to change the topic and blame the person who only put you in your rightful place.
This paper needs to sort out their priorities. Apparently, a dog eating G-strings is more fit for a headline than a man bashed in the head with a television!
This is actually the kind of news that will make you want to lose trust. If safety meetings end in accident, will it be worse for other kinds of meetings?
When you reek of alcohol, not even eating underwear can help you out of your sticky situation. Some people really think out of the box. Too out of the box, if I may add.
This totally came out the wrong way. If having a head job was a reality, a lot of people would surely donate money just to change other people’s heads!
Why does this headline make me want to think that they were disappointed that the jellyfish apocalypse they were expecting did not actually happen? Is it just me or did you feel the same way, too?
Sports articles are often made of active and really eye-catching words to show how action packed everything in sports is. However, this one is totally out of perspective.
He may look like the celebrity chef, but using his name to catch attention is not fair at all! There are other more dignified ways to catch the readers’ attention.
Absurd is too simple a word to describe these headlines. I was fighting the urge to face-palm but I fail each and every time. Let’s just hope the absurdity ends here.
75 wild newspaper headlines that will make you face-palm at their absurdity
Caryl Jane Espiritu
11.09.19
We live in full gadget mode these days. Every bit of news is on the internet, fake or not, and we get updated any time of the day. But, in the midst of all the technology driven platforms, some of us still prefer reading the morning paper over surfing the web while enjoying a steaming cup of coffee and warm, buttery toast.
However not everything you see in publications are there to wake your curiosity about important things happening around you. At times, these news can be your source of morning humor especially if you happen to find headlines such as these 75 hilarious headlines that will surely make you face-palm at their absurdity!
ust go easy on the keyboards and check your work!
