Not all couples get gushy on Valentine’s Day. Hallmark sentiments can be revolting to some. But these couples still want to say: “I love you” on Valentine’s Day in their own special way.
That’s why more and more designers are coming up with cool cards for unconventional couples. They have cards for all sorts of couples. Science nerds, gamers, and the pop culture obsessed.
Think of something that you and your S.O. are into. They probably have a card for that! Just check out sites like Etsy and Razzle to find the perfect way to say I love you to the weirdo you love.
Here are 75 Valentine’s Day cards for unconventional couples:
If you’re married, you already have a valentine. It’s your spouse. You have no choice in the matter.
This card is for galactic lovers. The kind that love
Star Wars. This Yoda reference is amazing.
3) The Anti-Valentine’s Day Card
This is an anti-Valentine’s Day Valentine’s Day card. This couple doesn’t need to wait until Valentine’s Day. They love each other every damn day.
Sometimes you’re a unicorn. And sometimes you’re an ass. The people who love you will always treat you like a unicorn no matter what.
What’s more romantic than a piece of paper? A folded piece of paper. It shows just how much someone means to you.
Are you into math? Because only math people get this. It breaks down to the symbol for I love you.
7) I Love You With My Boobs
I mean, it makes sense. If you have big boobs. I could see how that’s a thing.
You know someone loves you if they don’t flee from your farts. They just accept your farts. That’s because they love you.
This is what dirty talk looks like when you’ve been in a longterm live together relationship. It involves bras. The one you’ve been wearing for six weeks. So hilarious!
You can hear the sound in your head as you look at this card. I like this one. Someone is getting some action on Valentine’s Day!
You have to be a
Lord of the Rings fan to get this reference. If not, just know Mordor is a really bad place. You’d have to be pretty special for someone to go there for you.
12) Their, There, They’re
Some people are very judgey about people who don’t use proper grammar. They find them simply undateable. But when you find the person who knows the difference between “
Their, There, They’re,” it’s magical.
What’s on your to do list for Valentine’s Day? There should be only one thing. Doing the one you love.
Does your love turn you on? Like a computer switch? That’s romance if you’re a computer nerd.
This is a bold statement to make to your valentine. Saying you’re only part of a word without them. But I guess it works.
This is super hilarious. And highly accurate. You know this is love.
This is one cheesy valentine. I mean, look at all that cheese. Nothing says love like cheese.
You complete me. It’s a quote made famous by the movie
Jerry Maguire. But if you use your computer a lot it’s “you auto-complete me.”
Love has to have some boundaries. You can have my heart. But not my chips.
After you’ve been with someone for a while, the honeymoon ends. You still love each other. But tolerating each other is more important.
I am loving this. That’s because I am a Harry Potter nerd. It’s supposed to be Ron Weasley who played a keeper on his Quidditch team.
This is pretty accurate to explain a relationship. Any relationship. Not just a relationship between triceratops.
Not quite sure that’s love. It sounds more like a booty call. But who am I to say?
This is a
Titanic reference. They say that if Rose would have shared the door with Jack, he would have lived. Or they would have at least gone down together.
Here’s another
Lord of the Rings card. This one is exceptional though. It’s both creepy and cute.
Wow, this card really had me. And then you open it. To be fair, it’s the reason most people get up in the morning.
Got the hots for someone? This is a good way to tell them. Especially if they’re fans of pho.
Everyone ends up being a pain in the ass at some point. This includes the person you’re in a relationship with. So if you’re going to be in a relationship, that person has to be your favorite pain in the ass.
Relationships work well when people have similar interests. Like when both parties would rather stay in and watch TV. Netflix is what keeps people together.
This is hilarious. It’s the perfect card for saying “I kinda like you.” Not “I love you” but “You’ll do.”
If that’s not love, I don’t know what is. If you can love someone who wears socks with sandals, then that love is real. It’s going to last forever.
These guys are all hot in their own right. But to be hotter than them all put together?! That’s some serious hotness. That or you can’t see straight.
Heads on a stake don’t usually inspire feelings of love. But it does if you’re a George R.R. Martin fan. Then you’d know how much you’re loved by this card.
Very little can be tolerated before coffee. Especially people. The one you love might be the only thing you can tolerate before coffee.
They say opposites attract. In this case, it would be true. Despite those differences, your loved ones will love you anyway.
36) You’re My Favorite Thing
What’s your favorite thing to do? The person you love the most. Duh!
There’s nothing more than when someone leaves an empty toilet paper roll without refilling it. At least put a new roll somewhere near the toilet. The people you love are the only ones you’ll allow to get away with this.
Lots of people love their phones. They use them all day long. But that will never be compared to the love you have for your S.O.
39) Like Kanye Loves Kanye
We all know how much Kayne loves Kanye. Kanye loves Kanye a lot. It’s like the love you have for your S.O.
40) You’re the Only Wiener
You know you’re in love when you find the perfect wiener for your bun. And this card perfectly expresses that. It’s real love.
41) Moderately Sized Mountain
I love you. But I would only climb a moderately sized mountain for you. It’s still a mountain though.
42) Why Am I Telling You This?
This is the couple that likes each other but is afraid to tell each other how much. So, Valentine’s Day just gets weird. And real awkward.
Another adorable Harry Potter related card. It’s a golden snitch. You’re supposed to catch it in a game of Quidditch.
Heroes don’t all wear capes. Some of them catch spiders. In a glass.
These Harry Potter cards are giving me life. But this one is taking it away. Get it? You would if you were a Harry Potter fan.
Some people like it when you talk dirty. Some like it when you talk nerdy. Nerds like it when you talk nerdy.
47) I Love Everything About You
Most of us say we love everything about our partner. But on some days, that’s just not true. Let’s be honest.
It’s important to let the ones we love just how much we care about them. Especially because they do things like take out the trash. And kill spiders.
Valentine’s Day is a pants off holiday. That’s why this poem is perfect. All clothes off on Valentine’s Day.
What are butts made out of anyway? Fat? Are you sure it isn’t copper and tellurium?
We always want the one we love by our side. But sometimes we want them under us. Or on top of us.
Do you and your partner belong together? Like bacon and eggs? Then this card is for you.
You might not want to admit it. But you probably stalked your S.O. on Facebook. This is for the couple that admits it.
If you’re realtionship didn’t start with Facebook stalking, then it probably started like this. With an awkward and slightly drunken look across the bar. Very romantic stuff.
Everyone loves Nutella. You want to be with someone who looks at you the way you look at Nutella. Like you’re a snack.
Valentine’s Day is the kind of day that you want to be as nice as your butt is. You have a real nice butt. Your day must be going pretty good.
This is what happens when science people get sexy. It can get a little nerdy. And a lot of adorable.
You can love somone. But do you love them as much as your cat? That’s a tough one.
You must really love someone a lot if you love them more than pizza. That’s pretty huge. Pizza is delicious.
This is an awesome
Stranger Things reference. But some of us do have partners that are an 11. And if they are you need to let them know.
Why bother buying expensive exfoliating products? You might as well just find a man with a scruffy face. It will save you time and money.
This card is extra. It’s super clever. And equally adorable.
63) It’s Kind of Embarassing
This one is sweet. And honest. So sweet and honest that it’s kind of embarrassing.
Sometimes you need to read between the lines. It helps to get the full picture. It doesn’t say what you think it says.
This is what
Star Wars love looks like. It’s filled with
Star Wars puns. Like this R2-D2 pun.
Nothing says “I love you” like “I like your butt.” And this corgi and his butt are adorable. That’s why this card is a winner.
This card is super clever. It’s one of those prickly things you find outside that stick to your clothes. Trying to pull them out of a sweater or your dog’s fur is pretty annoying.
You can never have enough Harry Potter puns. And this card delivers. Perfect for the Harry Potter lover that you adore.
Your valentine should be your constant. And if they are, this is a great card for that. It’s a Pi love card.
Finding fries at the bottom of the bag is like Christmas morning. That’s how your partner should make you feel. Like you found extra fries at the bottom of the bag.
A big part of relationships is figuring out where you want to eat. You have to be able to be patient with your indecisive partner. Even if you’re hangry.
Do you love your partner? Or do you love the shit out of your partner? There’s a difference.
If you had to break down the love for your S.O. this is what it would look like. If you like charts. It’s very accurate.
You know what’s sexy? When your partner does the dishes. That’s sexy!
Someone made a Nicholas Cage valentine. How romantic? Why would anyone want to put a heart in a cage? Other than a rib cage.
