Parental duties can be cumbersome and overwhelming for many. Seems this person felt lucky to dodge that seemingly inevitable bullet. Hopefullly his child-free trip ends in joy and satisfaction from not having to feel burdened.

Those who are childless definitely tend to splurge more regularly than those who are committed. A seasonal sale is a single person’s biggest weakness. It’s easy to of course get carried away from time to time, but having a kid makes it radically more difficult.

This post is questionable to say the least. We get that all babies exhibit mostly similar behaviors, but that’s like finishing a school project and awarding random grades to everyone despite their effort! Let’s hope the stork keeps delivering the babies to their respectful houses.

An admirable and humble thing to say. It’s a pill most of us in our youth avoid swallowing. It speaks volumes when a baby still in maturation decides to make more babies when they still have so much left to go to reach full maturity.

Babies can be the cutest thing or the grossest thing to exist, according to some at least. It’s not a pleasant feeling when the former is true and you start looking like Ron Weasley when he picks up a horrendous vegetable. If you’re one of those people, just remember you have the civic right to deny their request.

Never underestimate the heart of a consumer. They’ll purchase every worthless thing and reassure themselves that it’s not going to their non-existent child. Must feel nice.

Legend goes that those without children breath stressfree air. If you live in a fun place like Los Angeles, then they seem to never know how to stop having fun regardless what time of year it is. The secret to a young and eternal life might not be the fountain of youth, but instead, it’s going parentless.

Children do really have a huge impact on our sanity believe it or not. One can turn the tide of our mood from calm to completely hysterical in the blink of an eye. This person agrees that the global quota of children has already been reached.

Not having a child is actually a calling for some people. And that’s perfectly okay! After all, nobody is forcing you to pass on your bloodline for any reason whatsoever. You’re free to decide your life and how you procreate it.

It is pretty terrifying to think you’re now responsible for the life of another human being. So terrifying in fact, that it caused a bit of shock horror in this Twitter poster’s face. Just imagine how mortifying it must be for a parent to through with a little munchkin.

One thing a childless person has going for them is that the financial burden doesn’t compare one bit. This person definitely did a little research to back up the claim. It’s not secret that having a child definitely burns a fat hole in your wallet.

This poster feels adamant about normalizing families on a two-person basis. Can we blame her? If you’re a couple that can’t have children for whatever reason, then, by all means, you still have the right to think of yourself as your own family despite this fact.

Life’s pace gets dramatically faster and doesn’t slow down for a while after having kids. It’s the inevitable change in schedule and the responsibility that comes with caring for another human being. For those that value their time, stick to not having any kids.

It might be called living in a bubble. It’s just chalked up to the fact that this person hangs out with similar kid-less people who don’t make such remarks. To add insult to injury, there’s really not that many of these crowds left.

It’s true that dogs will always be smiling at the sight of you walking through the door. However, it’s not always the case when it comes from a little human baby. It’s a pleasurable version of Russian Roulette when it comes to your mini-me as things can get loud really quick.

Sounds like the perfect Hollywood flick for those looking to avoid having kids. It describes, in a nutshell, the life of someone sucking your soul with constant pleas of attention. It has all the makings of a real-life thriller.

The sweeter the juice they say. It looks like the “cool” aunt life might actually be the most desirable type of lifestyle. As long as it doesnt involve a child of course.

Nobody really ought to be disappointed in earning custody of their child. We can’t blame you if at times it may feel like it should be that way since they can definitely be a handful. Take it by the chin if you have to but please don’t be negligent of your child.

Things can be pretty rough with a young one with almost infinite energy. It can take a humongous toll on the body. Make sure to carry your daily source of ibuprofen handy for the never ending headaches.

Lack of sleep is a symptom of having a child. It’s concerning the amount of energy one expenses to raise a kid from the ground up. It really does take a village…of sleepless zombies.

This one is incredibly relatable to those who know the feeling of leaving their hometown and seeing their friends stay back. Not that it’s a bad thing, but it’s funny when it’s used in the context of this joke. Keep this one in your back pocket for the next time a little one asks the inevitable question.

Life gets real after knowing a new human life is on the way, so it shouldn’t be a surprise that some people feel this way. No doubt momma will do her par in feeding the baby. Just be wary though because at some point, it will know nothing else but to eat eat eat until it can’t eat anymore!

Ahh, the moment of taking a load off your mind and just breezing through life. A benefit that doesn’t come often to those who have children to supervise. Don’t take the childless luxury as a gift, as those who tend to fill a superficial void often get left without a sense of purpose.

Not a care in the world. That’s what happens when you’re without a kid. This person can’t help but rave and rub it all in our faces.

To those without kids, it may seem like they’re just an object with a price tag on it. For all we know, this person was probably thinking they were doing the parents a favor! In all seriousness, don’t drop your baby for whatever reason possible.

Child fees are out of the question, but children trying to hulk smash their walls are a huge nono. Politely talking to people can go a long way, and while nobody likes being told how to act as a parent, it should be fine to reach a point of understanding one another. Now about this being a scam, having a child comes with a price, but not exactly intended to swindle people.

Good point. There shouldn’t be any discrimination towards a family of two just because of a lack of a child. With that being said, the expectations of those who equate a family to having kids should get lowered immediately to help get to this.

Or you might just get it. In this case, it seems like a desire heading into the wrong direction. Can having a kid really be this tragic?

Depends on who you ask because there are some really good cartoons out there. Regardless, we get the analogy and it can paint a painful picture for some. We can at least agree that this question should, in some shape or fashion, be asked before the commitment finally gets made.

This might be everyone’s worst nightmare. The screeching sound of a child can pierce the airways and cause permanent PTSD if you’re not careful. Those who without kids should enjoy the silence while it lasts.

Going through the airport with less luggage always does feel like a stress-free environment. It gets tedious having a little one around wondering when the next time they have to go potty. Now whether it’s the best time to be single is up for debate.

Having difficult conversations with your child is tough. There’s always self-doubt has to how to approach it, but sometimes you just have to go with your gut instinct. Hopefully, this person did have a “good talk” and things came out positively in the end. This is one can definitely be an incentive to stay away from having children until you’re ready to face this kind of challenge.

Chips become as important as water at some point. At least it provides some utility when trying to encourage good behavior in your kid. Just make sure to allocate some of your income towards a personal potato chip stash.

Supporting kids can be hard for many families to do. Especially when you’re young and barely established in the workforce. Rethink your decisions if you can’t afford to be financially responsible for another life.

Let’s praise those who opt not to have a child simply because we can. No reason is needed other than women should feel like they belong because of their decision to stay away from bearing children. Let’s all embrace it and hold it to the same moral standard.

Don’t be ashamed to tell off that know it all that thinks they can tell you what to do. Stand by your word and rest assured that the path to no kids is not one to be ashamed of. Nobody holds that right over anyone and that’s a lesson you’ll have to teach your future child someday.

Children get compared to pets all the time. When it comes to literally comparing their exterior in this graphic way, then we understand why it can offend some people. Despite the outrageous comment of “skin dog”, it holds some level of credibility coming from a pediatrician.

Pizza might be one of the most commonly favored food amongst them all. It’s hard to hate when there is so much variety and ways to spice up your delight with a myriad of toppings. According to this person, you’ll get to enjoy them that much more if you don’t have child.