If you thought that making a fool out of yourself can’t be art you were very wrong! We’ve all had our share of blunders but these guys took stupidity to a whole new level. You simply won’t believe how dumb these people turned out to be and to make it worse, everybody laughed at them on social media!
From hilarious to cringeworthy and outright mindnumbing, we bring you a list of 75 people who were not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer!
1. Me vs the World
Celsius would have been disappointed to see this. Very disappointed. Fortunately, the internet has made it a lot easier to convert Fahrenheit to celsius so people don’t need to do the math themselves anymore. That’s a good thing, right? Well, not necessarily if you ask us.
2. It’s a miracle!
One obviously doesn’t have to be a theologian to prove all those atheists wrong. You can simply invite your atheist friends over and turn water into wine to prove your point, if walking on water is too big a challenge for you.
3. Browsing patterns
The comment below the post pretty much nailed it, so we don’t have much to add. Well, we all have reasons to be embarrassed about our browsing history, right?
4. Throwback To When The Car Insurance Lady Asked My Mom For Front, Rear And Side Views
That’s just embarrassing, but on the bright side, at least she does look nice! Some of us are so addicted to taking selfies we simply can’t help ourselves.
5. Emergency prayer during a tornado
In their defense, it really does look like a Muslim prayer. Except that the people on the image have their shoes on but who pays attention to little details?
6. When I grow up, I want to be an archeologist!
That settles it, whoever wrote this is a forensic archeologist in the making! With that kind of attitude who knows how many ancient mysteries they might help resolve.
7. Maybe it’s time to check your chronology
It’s not just this guy, we’d all like to find out why Barack Obama wasn’t in the Oval Office on 9/11. The answer is surprisingly simple, though. It was already occupied.
8. Don’t try to stop the moving train
Okay, that might’ve worked. At least the bag arrived to its destination, not that it’s any consolation to the woman.
9. Grammar King
Grammar rules can be pretty difficult to learn, right? However, that’s no excuse, we should at least know the difference between adjectives and verbs, if that’s not too much to ask.
10. Braille
Does this really need a comment? That’s just stupidity taken to a whole next level.
11. Anonymous person
Tom asked to be anonymous but based on what we see here, his request was obviously denied. Sorry Tom, your cover has been blown.
12. Drugs
We didn’t think it possible that someone could confuse drugs with medication and then offer medical advice in the same sentence. Stuff like this can really make you cringe!
13. No free lunch
Taxi drivers don’t work for free, do they? Not according to this fellow.
14. I almost met a celebrity!
They may have the same name and the same ID but they can’t be the same person, can they? Wait a second…
15. Canadians aren’t the brightest bunch
Really Canadians? You think that the Titanic was a real event and that actually there was a real ship called the ‘Titanic’ which had sunk back in 1912? That makes you dumb, extremely dumb.
16. Do the math
She could’ve added 1/2 cup of sugar to make it even less sweet. After all, 1/2 cup of sugar is even less than 1/3!
17. Marinade… marinara… mari what?
It’s mari something for sure. We suspect this is the fault of a bad spell checker tool. Let’s hope so at least!
18. Genius in the making
There’s one secret Facebook feature nobody discovered before! Thanks Rob, appreciated!
19. Wow, just wow
Yes, it’s an original, bought straight from the artist who painted it! Simply mindnumbing.
20. I’m Paul McCartney and I will be famous one day!
Don’t worry Paul McCartney, Kanye will write you a song that will make you famous! Not more famous than Kanye but close enough.
21. Manspreader in recovery
Being dumb is one thing, but being dumb and sexist at the same time is quite an achievement. This is what happens when you try to be smart but end up making fun of disabled people and looking incredibly dumb as well.
22. 1989 was before 1955 and 2015 was before 1989?
Will somebody please pinch us to make sure we’re not dreaming or hallucinating? We’re unsure whether we should be laughing or feeling depressed. Probably the latter.
23. Tony’s revenge
If she only knew he was famous she would have behaved differently! Revenge is sweet!
24. Welcome to the future
With bright minds such as these, the future looks bright, really bright. Now is the time to print a 3d facepalm emoji.
25. Louie the amateur astronaut
Amateurs, amateurs everywhere. NASA could’ve sent a real astronaut to the Moon instead of an amateur such as Louie Armstrong. Why? No one knows.
26. Is that really you Heath?
Alright, how many of you would’ve recognize Joker without makeup? We have to admit the image got us fooled too!
27. Don’t tell me I’m an animal, you animal!
This person is facing a really tough dilemma. Be that as it may, it’s just rude that Tom Cruise persuaded the Department of Education to teach Scientology in schools.
28. Penta – 5 points
Imagine if the guy who wrote this comment accidentally found a pentagram carved into the floor under their bed. We guess the reaction would be ‘Hey, are there Jews hiding in here?’
29. I am Legend
Business is all about good image and if there’s a shortage of good reveiws you can always leave one yourself to help push things in the right direction. At least remember to do it anonymously, however.
30. “A Guy I Went To School With Just Posted This On Instagram. Don’t Worry, They Saved The Little Dude”
We guess he wanted to know what happens when you throw a tortoise in the water. A classic example of acting before thinking. It should really be the other way around.
31. Dumb teacher
A Sun is a Sun, a star is a star, just like a tomato is a tomato, not a fruit. That’s some logic. Here’s a perfect candidate for advance class!
32. Care
Trisha, when you’re unsure about something you can easily google it. It takes about 2 seconds and it’s really easy, not to mention it prevents you from making a complete idiot out of yourself on Twitter.
33. Reason 0, Tommy 1
One has to wonder whether Tommy is able to differentiate between Pakistanis and Indians. Or between Muslims marching with ‘terrorist flags’ and sport fans, for that matter. Probably not.
34. Rare skin condition
No it’s not dirt embedded into their skin. They just got a tan. We’re speechless.
35. My debit card is so cute! Photogenic as well!
There’s only so much stupidity one can take. We hope she hasn’t received an email from an exiled Nigerian prince because that’d just be easy money for the scammers.
36. It’s okay dude, it wasn’t salmon
Everyone is aware of the fact that salmon is a known salmonella carrier but chicken is not. The doctors at the emergency will sure have a good laugh when they hear of it!
37. > <
Someone has not been paying attention in math classes. Otherwise this would not have been possible.
38. Google invented maps
That piece of paper with inscriptions and place markers on it is called a map. And no, it wasn’t invented by Google! Shocking, isn’t it?
39. The immigrant controversy
It turned out that the guy who was criticizing immigrants was an immigrant himself. Ironic, isn’t it?
40. Racist smartphones
Google Earth would come in handy for the person who wrote this post. It’s not just Niger, there’s Nigeria as well and both these countries are in Africa. Geography can be useful!
41. “Found On An Amazon Review For Some Mousepad”
There’s nothing wrong in making an informed buying decision, unless your inquiring about whether a piece of cloth is Windows 10 compatible. People should think before they act to avoid getting embarassed.
42. Alive before she died
People are losing trust in the media but our mistrust of newspapers and other media is often unfounded. Here we clearly have a case of the media telling the truth!
43. Math problem
Nothing beats math, not even our own planet! It’s not just the dinosaurs, how on earth did Alexander the Great live 2300 years ago? We’ll probably never know.
44. It’s spelled Australia, stupid!
Austria and Australia aren’t two different countries, in fact, people who spell Australia as ‘Austria’ are just wrong. Very wrong.
45. Down with jackhammers
I really hate those damn jackhammers, the sound they make might hurt my babe. Hey can I bum a smoke from ya?
46. How (not) to record your wedding on Snapchat
Why would Snapchat do such a thing? It’s so mean. Let’s hope other follow this person’s example of stop using shanpchat as a recorder.
47. Emotionally raw and a little dissonant but I love it!
Radiohead sure has extremely enthusiastic fans. These folks were so eager to hear new material from their favorite band that they got a little bit confused. If their blunder can be excused, Tweeting about it certainly cannot.
48. Hashtags from ancient past
I saw a wheel in the museum but how’s that possible when the car wasn’t invented back then. Why did they needs wheels? The answer may be obvious: Ancient Aliens!
49. Download codes, I hate them!
We mentioned before that people should think before they act but that should be changed to ‘think before you tweet’. Twitter is a powerful tool that might become a dangerous weapon in the hands of the wrong person.
50. Pollution
A lesson for all your dummies out there: when you post something as dumb as this, at least don’t make it worse with even dumber comments. We can only hope they were trolling.
51. Proverbs 17:15
If you quote the Bible you should at least make sure it relates to the point you’re trying to make. Otherwise you end up looking plain silly, or worse. We didn’t know that Darth Vader was gay but we learn something new every day.
52. Inconsiderate FD
Damn you Coral Springs FD, you just had to block off the road saving all those people. How can they be so inconsiderate?
53. Proud mommy moment
The moment you realize you raised a little prodigy is probably the best feeling ever! Their really awesome!
54. NFL is older than our government!
This really changes everything we knew about US history. Turns out that George Washington lived somewhere in the 1960s and that JFK fought in the War of Independence. It’s time to rewrite those history books!
55. Plants need water!
Being a president of a country doesn’t make you immune from stupidity! What does it matter when you have advisers to do the thinking instead of you?
56. ‘This is why I have no money’
Whoah, whoah. This post is a lot to take in, it just might cause our heads to fall off! It’s either an elaborate trolling attempt or the birth of a brand new conspiracy theory.
57. Those pesky wars
Why do wars happen? Nobody knows. What we do know is that it’s pretty annoying to learn about them.
58. Don’t try this at home
We pray the night ended well and there were no fingers floating in the wine. Accident of that sort can happen if you use a swiss army knife instead of a wine opener.
59. An honest piece of advice
On the positive side, people who do the kind of stuff described in the post make things much simpler for the police. Gone are the days when police actually had to work hard to catch those who break the law. Nowadays they practically walk into a cell themselves!
60. Words of wisdom
We’ve gotten used to stupidity by this point but this is just too much. We hope the kid turns out to be brighter than her mom. You can do it Bhrandhey!
61. Facepalm
Well at least she knows how to tell time, that has to count for something. Counting, on the other hand, may be too much of a task.
62. We are coming!
The government came up with the tag feature on Facebook so that they can control us better. These guys fell for it. The real Anonymous won’t be pleased when they see this.
63. Obama loves ISS
Abbreviations can be complicated and so can be politics. Definitively not for everyone.
64. An unfortunate profile name
Copyright infringement will be the least of their problems considering that account name. Nobody should be surprised if the cops come knocking.
65. Old school
You mean we should turn the pages manually when reading print books? That’s so shocking!
66. Don’t eat spaghetti and drive
This one got us worried before we realized the red stain was actually spaghetti and not something far more worrying. Makes us wonder how some people earn their driving licence with driving skills like that.
67. No comment
Here’s a proof that you don’t have to be smart to be creative. All you need is a little imagination. We simply can’t keep a straight face when faced with so much brilliance.
69. Philosophy for beginners
This is a perfectly logical question, there’s no doubt about that. The person who posted this was simply trolling, in all likelihood.
69. No engine. Nothing
Sometimes it’s better to say nothing at all. Next please.
70. Special discount: Buy both and pay an extra $20!
We can’t help but wonder what their math teacher was doing. Thankfully we have computers to do the math instead of us, though it has an obvious downside: it makes our brains even lazier and that’s scary!
71. Polio vs peanut allergy
Maybe this is the time to rethink mandatory parenting education. While it has its downsides at least we’d avoid exposing kids to stupidity of this sort.
72. Bittersweat stupidity
People should get their facts straight before posting to Facebook. Using search engines costs nothing after all.
73. Lottery in America
Numbers can make your head spin, quite literally! On the other hand, you don’t have to be Einstein to figure out that you’re wrong, or is that too much to ask?
74. Colors of gays
Now when they mentioned it, the NBC logo really does resemble a rainbow flag. If more like-minded people realize notice the similarity NBC’s ratings will immediatelly plummet.
75. How do cereal bars work?
“Guys… come on. Some of these are made up, right? RIGHT??? Please let them be made up!!!” one person commented. We couldn’t agree more. If the majority of these are, in fact, totally serious, that’d make us lose all faith in mankind.
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