But, itโs all in good fun of course! These โroasteesโ willingly submitted their pictures to see just how low cheeky Redditers can blow.
โRoasting (v.) โ To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!โ
Brace yourself for 75 of the most savage reddit roasts where people held nothing back.


1) โYes, Iโm in a wheelchair. Give me your best.โ
โLooks like your belly is having a party that your legs werenโt invited to.โ
Thereโs also this one from @Canbrahthug:
โWhatโs black and sits at the top of the stairs? You after a house fire.โ


2) Brave Soldier Boy
@Pick_Locks_Get_Money has some pure, unbridled gold:
โYour mom puts โfolded flagโ on her Christmas list.โ


3) โRoast this Griffinwhoreโ
@NotDwayneJohnson:
โDidnโt know Hogwarts had Special Ed.โ
And if that wasnโt enough, thereโs also this one:
@LordFends
โYour mom drank too many butterbeers while she was pregnant with you.โ


4) โI have no insecurities. Do your worst.โ
@GunnNNife:
โIโll have a large chocolate Frosty, please.โ
And hereโs another one from @Feltz:
โYou look like a stop sign.โ


5) This girl fishing for compliments.
@jaydub_:
โYour eyes are so far apart, you can spot a predator behind you.โ
@ShamrockFury:
โYou look like the kind of girl that cries during her webcam shows.โ


6) โI coach Marines how to shoot.โ
@tohones82:
โYour dad is going to be PISSED when he sees you wearing his uniform.โ
@kensomniac:
โA Marine holding a sign that doesnโt say โAnything helpsโ and โGod Bless.โ But, seriously, work on your handwriting. No one is going to be able to read that from their car.โ


7) โFirst post ever on Reddit. Please try to offend me.โ
@Picks_Locks_Gets_Money:
โYou look like your pacifier was made of asbestos.โ
According to @AVZ075, looks are everything:
โYou look like you get dirty looks getting house cleaning supplies.โ
@XeoKaiโs insult went like this:
โJesus Christ. You must hear โletโs just be friendsโ often.โ


8) โIโve seen a few of your roasts and I really think a few of you could do better, give me your worst xโ
@111anon111:
โThe decor matches your personality.โ
Another Reddit roaster said:
โThereโs nothing I can really point to as hideous, or even noteworthy. Youโre just there. Youโre rice pudding, and you donโt even have any raisins.โ


9) โDo your worst.โ
@p_velocity cut straight to the chase:
โIs it ok to roast someone when he hasnโt discovered fire yet?โ
@Ozzi_Motto:
โLooks like you recently got set free from a block of ice.โ


10) โ24, roast me plz!โ
@Agnostix:
โWhat do you floss your teeth with, a mattress?โ
@bloodshake:
โNot just a Gap between your teeth but the whole damn mall.โ
@glazedreddit:
โWhen people refer to braces as being โRailroad Tracksโ, this guy would need the dental equivalent of the Trans-Siberian Railway to fix his teeth.โ


11) โRoast Us!โ
@ObviousBob:
โNext time drink the bleach.โ
@2-4-decadienal5:
โ12 Angry Virginsโ
@Tee_Kat
โYaโll are the reason girls put their heights on their tinder bios.โ


12) โI am the real Slim Shady but i canโt stand up.โ
@Scurvywaif4 made new rap lyrics for him:
โKnees broke, arms are heavy, thereโs vomit on his sweater already, his legs are spaghetti.โ
@CaptainMudwhistle:
โIs your barber disabled too?โ


13) โThis is the reason I joined reddit. Go for it!โ
@veryheavycoat:
โYou donโt need an orange vest. No one is going to hit that.โ
@FizzleFred:
โHave you had the โsomeday this will all be yoursโ chat with your son on top of the dump pile yet?โ


14) โTear me apart worse than I tear my skin apart.โ
@BuffNoob:
โWhat meth? Sheโs used all of it.โ
@toothscrew:
โI donโt dare zoom in on your pic in case I catch whatever you have.โ
@Aapacman:
โHome Alone 4: Michael Jackson Burned me with cigarettesโ


15) โ24 at 340lb, today i begin to b healthy, give me some motivationโ
@XSilent_DevilX
โYou look like if Al Yankovic actually listened to his own lyrics in Eat Itโ
@sc0tt_93:
How did you get a picture of Deadpool printed on a tent?


16) โI moved to Malta to be with my boyfriend. We bought a house together. We broke up. We still live together and heโs currently downstairs โentertainingโ female guests.โ
@lurkandload:
โIโm sorry about all of thisโฆ Not your situation, but this picture Iโm looking at.โ
@A5madal:
โLooks like that bottom tooth is trying to leave you for your boyfriend too.โ
@Ausfahrt123:
โItโs like the Captain and Tennille all rolled up into the same person.โ


17) โLol, good luck tryna roast meโ
@sugarfreelemonade:
โIf MLK had a nightmare.โ
@mreyes1798:
โI was scrolling and when I first saw your hair I couldnโt tell if it was a ginger root or a tarantula.โ


18) โDesert storm veteran tougher skin then all of you millennial snowflakes do your worstโฆโ
@SPORT-FIFTY:
โmore like dessert stormโ
@Here7breaker:
โSuffering from PTSD: Put The Sugar Downโ


19) โGot testicular cancer twice in less than a year. Just had my second orchiectomy, no longer have balls. Cheer me up by putting me down.โ
@limark:
โMust suck that cancer is the only thing that saw your junk and came back for seconds.โ
@CubanHermes:
โNo nut November is going to have double meaning for you this year.โ


20) โIโm an 80 year old professional stoner who forgets his Reddit Passwords. Roast me!โ
@compilationkid:
โYeahโฆ cant really roast someone when theyโre already lit.โ
And hereโs another witty one:
โYouโre so much of a pothead, even your age is 4 20sโ


21) โAutistic female community college student who is proud to sport a unibrow! Iโm not scared of your roasts!โ
โShe used to have two eyebrows but she shaved the top one off.โ
@mitzerino:
โwhat was it like discovering fireโ
@brockali:
โWhere have you been living since Notre-Dame burned down?โ


22) โA rock climbing accident left me with a concussion, black eye, broken nose, and sprained wrist. How much damage can you do?โ
@harpsm:
I thought goats were supposed to be good at climbing rocks.
@tom814:
โThatโs quite the sacrifice just to make anyone look at you twice.โ


23) โ17, broke my back jumping off an 85 foot cliff into water. My girlfriend is making me get roasted for being a dumbass.โ
@DeluxeSleeper
โOn a scale of 1-10 how devastated is your gf that you survived?โ
@Maiden14:
โAt least your girlfriend was kind enough to hold the โroast meโ sign for you.โ


24) โMy client was feeling himself a little too much after his haircut.โ
@DirtyMikeAndTheBoahs:
โWould you say an above average number of Amber Alerts go off in your town?โ
And then thereโs this one from an anonymous Redditer:
โWhen the surfer dude style didnโt bring in the ladies, he settled for the serial killer vibe instead.โ


25) โ34 with big ears. Let me hear the same old jokes I have heard my whole life.โ
@Lenticalino:
โThis dude donโt need an alarm he can hear the sun come up in the morning.โ
@JoumanaKayrouz:
โHomeboy would be an unfair advantage on a sailing team.โ


26) โBuddy thinks he is Jesus, needs help being humble.โ
@cajungator3:
โItโs like if John Lennon ate Yoko on a sailboat.โ
@-castle-bravo-
โUnlike Jesus, nobodyโs nailing youโฆโ


27) โDo your worstโ
@MCShoveledโ
โDamn dude, grow a pairโฆ of anything.โ
@hTOKJTRHMdw:
โGlad you quit while you were a head.โ


28) โMade this all on me own today, took me 4 hours! Roast me back to ground level please.โ
@Zaggie:
โWhatever keeps you out of the playground.โ
@Derpherpderpdeederp
โI bet your parents were so annoyed when you proudly trotted back upstairs with what they thought might keep you out of their living area for the day.โ


29) โMy girlfriend doesnโt believe in your roasting abilities. Proof her wrong! ;)โ
@binker98:
โIf you cover the top half of her head she looks 16. If you cover the bottom half she looks 60. If you cover the entire thing she looks better.โ
@RandyBandyleg
โShe looks like what morning breath smells like.โ


30) โMy friend is selling his house, quitting his job, getting rid of everything he owns and is going to try to live a budgetted life while couch surfing. Please, please light him up.โ
@topsideup25:
โItโs called being homeless, Mark. Now get the ***k out of my basement.โ
@playsomezelda:
โIf Midlife Crisis had an awareness poster.โ


31) โLifeguarding at an empty pool for 7 hours, give me something to laugh atโ
@thebarracudabrother:
โIf you tried to give me cpr I would probably throw myself back under waterโ
@JohnWad:
โSitting in the corner of the backyard, creeping at your little sisters underage friends during her birthday party, doesnt make you a lifeguard.โ


32) โBought 3 goats in High school for FFA project, now 22 years old still living at home taking care of themโ
@jerzyshore1:
โIn related news, 27 half human half goat babies have been found in your surrounding communityโ
@LeCielCris:
โDo girls like baaad boys?โ


33) โ25F. Im a teacher, please be more original than the things my students say behind my back!โ
@AbeFalcon:
โYou have a face for online courses.โ
@KingZummo:
โIf you take those glasses off you know that nose is coming off with themโฆโ


34) โIโm a programmer and my only two friends date each other. Do your worstโ
@SGTwhocares:
โYour parents dont count as friendsโ
@tafel_lager:
โThereโs this thing called puberty that you should try. It does wonders for teenagers.โ


35) โI grew my hair out for 2 years for this moment. Donโt let me down.โ
@1stgradenightmares:
โSlumdog Millionhairsโ
@doubleclapmedia:
โHow much longer are you planning on not getting laid?โ
@jrbrowne:
โWeird Al Yankosinghโ


36) โ27, full-time cake decorator, obligatory long time lurker first time poster. So please do your worst Reddit!โ
@WhiskeyNovemberSix:
โDoes your employer know you follow the rule of โOne for them, one for meโ?โ
@spangoloid:
โYou look like the sort of person who would try to eat a pie chartโ


37) โMy friend says he is unroastable. Do your worst.โ
@everygobblecock:
โUnemployable*โ
@pk_buggy:
โDid you just photoshop โr/roastmeโ over a picture of a hobo holding up a โwill work for foodโ sign?โ


38) โDo your worst! Eye am a doctor, Iโve seen everything!โ
@harpsm:
โHow horrible for your patients that the first thing they see after getting clear vision is your face.โ
@tom814
โBut doc, why are you using a rag and a bottle of chloroform to dialate my eyes?โ


39) โDay 3 after double jaw surgery. Bored as hell, make me laugh!โ
@theknackerbags:
โKim jong very illโ
@whiskey-talks:
โSir I understand itโs in your mouth but you may not leave with food from the buffetโ


40) โFairly successful (21 M), just finished building my own home and am a fully qualified Baker at age 19. Kids on the block call me FIGJAM, bet you canโt take down this powerhouse of win.โ
@beerbellyd:
โNever seen a piece of paper held like fried chicken before.โ
@ProfDaLi:
โYou look as sharp as your jaw line.โ


41) โOnly two students in economy classโ
@stoutgnome:
โYouโre that kid who shows up to Economics in a suit and tie, and no one can figure out if theyโre a missionary or just trying too hard.โ
@Wonely_Lolf:
โLemme guess. You have a crush on her but she has a crush on your dadโ


42) โToast me bitches. Please avoid fat jokes unless they are original, Iโve heard them all.โ
@playerhateroftheyear:
โLooks like you were poured into your bra and forgot to say whenโ
@Ryan0190:
โ-Never asked to prom. *wears a prom dress for every outing to Walmart.โ


43) โJust got a nose job so I can breathe through it for the first time in my life, and Iโm bored in my room at midnight. Keep me entertained and do your worst reddit!โ
@flogis14:
โSince the nose is done can you do something about the rest of the face?โ
@kamakazi451:
โYou ever been so ugly that the oxygen around you doesnโt want to be inhaledโ


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44) โMy college dormmate and I. Name a more iconic duo.โ
@ravenousld3341:
โDude in the back looks like he can get skin cancer from the moon.โ
@notarlo_:
โThe indoors have not been so kind to Julian Assangeโ


45) โI only listen to 80s new wave and failed a semester of algebra. Roast me into oblivion.โ
@prezzz:
โI honestly donโt know what age, ethnicity or gender you are. Youโre the person that would make any police sketch artist want to retire.โ
@MyDInYourMouth:
โMy compliments to the Dog Filter on your phoneโฆโ


46) โMy friend thinks heโs a stud, knock him down a pegโ
โWhen the back hair and neck beard merge heโs really going to have to watch out for Sasquatch huntersโ
@iamwildedible:
โItโs like Daniel Radcliffe and Robert Pattinson had a baby with all of their worst traits.โ


47) โ18 y/o web developer, roast me blacker than my skin colorโ
@iamdkallday:
โI can tell youโve let alot of N-bombs slide for the sake of having friends.โ
@fatbeard_rh63:
โThe black gay friend that popular girls put on display to show theyโre inclusive.โ
@defvac2:
โIโve seen women in concentration camps with more muscle than you.โ


48) โI Had No Pens, Roast Meโ
@FeistyLighterFluid:
โYou look exactly how I imagined a person writing with his own ***t would lookโ
@cherrysenpai:
Looks like Humpty Dumpty survived the fall.


49) โ18 y/o just got ghosted by the first guy I have had genuine feelings for. Letโs see if you can wreck me like he did.โ
โHe ghosted you cause you stole Christmasโ
@tom814
โYou look like The Grinch cosplaying a teen girl.โ


50) โShowed up to work today with a big hole in my pantsโฆdo your worst!โ
@moderlover77:
โBy work do you mean stealing change from the park fountainโ
@eferreira21:
โI find it funnier that you lied saying you have a job.โ


51) โI ainโt afraid of no roast!!โ
@Apollomod123:
โThis guy thinks getting roasted will bring back his youth.โ
@wrukonitsside:
โIs this another one of those videos where a guy is living in a storage unit?โ


52) 19 yo, french, aspiring sound engineer who overthinks every bits of criticism. Have fun !โ
โIโve seen livelier expressions from a morgueโ
@tom814:
โHow is the sketch of you more appealing than the real you?โ
@TapTheForwardAssist:
โHuh, I guess Notre Dame is only the second worst thing to happen to France this year.โ


53) โMy (21) girlfriend wanted to be roasted. Sheโs recently started studying classic literature, also sheโs a vegetarian. Bring itโ
@zomgitsdude:
โMake sure they know Iโm studying classic literature and that Iโm vegetarianโ -her, probablyโ
@GIRANTINAGX:
โItโs like someone tried to draw Jessica Chastain with their left hand.โ
@NastySassyStuff:
โTim Burton called, you failed the auditionโ


54) โFiancรฉe left me for a woman. Dont hold back. I need thisโ
@RIPPLEDICKED
โIn all fairness her relationship with you wasnโt a resounding affirmation of her attraction to masculinity. So, this is not a huge surprise.โ
@daobear:
โLeft you for another womanโ
@bran_dong:
โJon Snow-flake:


55) โunroastable? thats what she claims anyway. give her a tanโ
โShe clearly has Furniture Syndrome. Her chest has sunk into her drawers.โ
@tux_in_blue:
โSheโs probably once belived she was going to save herself for marriage but lost it for a bag of weedโ
@zjamesc:
โIf Kylie Jenner grew up without moneyโ


56) โ23, just landed my dream job, lost about 20kg, roast me harder than my friends do for collecting model aircraft.โ
@OwlsIsBetterThanMans:
โYou look like a toddler cosplaying his dad.โ
@wakandianknuckle:
โYou look like retarded Ryan reynoldsโ


57) โJust got released from mental ward. I bet you canโt roast me worse than they did there!โ
โWalking across that forehead is a test of manhood in some tribes.โ
@Commander_WoTman:
โyour skin looks like unevenly cooked pita bread.โ
@ElJonJon86:
โA freckle for every split personality.โ


58) โgive it your best shotโ
@tomhomas:
โHow do you have both Dumb and Dumber haircuts?โ
@YesAndAlsoThat:
โa little more makeup, a little less teeth, and youโd fit right in at meth motelโ
@manajerr:
โYou appear not to be your fatherโs best shot. Why should we give you ours?โ


59) โJust turned 22, got promoted, got my own office, you guys canโt bring me downโ
โyou got a promotion because they thought you had 20 years experience.โ
@shitpost228:
โtitle says 22, hairline says 44, sex life says 11โ
@defvac2:
โYou look like the kind of guy that wears a helmet in a car.โ


60) โIโm 19. Iโm 5โ7โ, just got carded at an MA15+ movie, and every girl I like thinks Iโm gay. Best roast goes in my tinder bio.โ
@rainistorm:
โYou look like Conan OโBrien merged with Ellen DeGeneres.โ
@Lik2Troll:
โOn second thought, Iโll pass โ Kevin Spaceyโ
@forgetfulbuttbutt:
โYou look like someone tried to make a person in photoshop and quit after they got done detailing the hair.โ


61) โYou guys arenโt smart enough to roast an Ivy Leaguer but give me your worst.โ
@dex-staar:
โYou look like the off brand version of Mark Zuckerberg.โ
@polminator:
โEven your hairline is scared of your noseโ
@maxbaby:
โWhat do a Cornell student and Princeton student have in common? They both got accepted to Cornellโ


62) โMy gf broke up with me last night and I feel nothing, now I need to be put down by you good peopleโ
@limark:
โAre you wearing a wig made from her drain hair or something?โ
@theKoalaman:
โGenerally the egg goes on top of the ramen, not the other way around.โ


63) โRoast a Championโ
@abadluckwind:
โThe special Olympics are kind of a big deal bro.โ
@nemofinch:
โIโm guessing he has to bring this up to everyone he meetsโ
@osorange:
โI got silver at the olympicsโ
then:
โsir thatโs fantastic but I need your order if you want your foodโ


64) โWe have been feeling good looking lately. Give us hell!โ
@AbsolutelyCoffee:
โYouโre either a brother sister couple or BF/GF couple with no sexual chemistry. I have no further joke.โ
@Alepman:
โNothing more pure than siblings love keep it in the family guysโ
@fyoupirate:
โLooks like Wednesday Addams went to rehab and started dating her counselor.โ


65) โRoast me and my pizza face. 17 yrsโ
@jvoss87:
โIt says โRoast Meโ in braille.โ
@SkipperBiff:
โI lost my appetite for Nestles Crunch bars.โ
@thedude213:
โDjango Unexfoliatedโ


66) โAbout to tell my parents Iโm NOT going to med school. Roast me to toughen me up before they roast me.โ
โItโll be the biggest disappointment theyโve ever had next to finding out you were a girl.โ
@mjpowers07:
โWorking in a nail salon is also a fine profession.โ
@bultitoasesino
โThey would take it badly but they can always buy another asian child.โ


67) โ3 years ago to this day, I made a Reddit account for the soul purpose of being roasted. I think you can all do better this time around.โ
โWhyโd it take you three years to check back in? Itโs not like youโre employable or anything.โ
@HookersForDahl2017:
โYou are what every parent fears their child will becomeโ
@Bat_man_89:
โThe only way you could look like more of a disappointment is if you stood between two mirrors.โ


68) โ19 years old, skipped out on college, currently living in LA, in an apartment with 4 other people, trying to make it as a musician. Please roast me I need it.โ
@inidooH:
โHopefully make-a-wish will help you become a musician for a dayโ
@like2troll:
โSinead Oโ Failureโ


69) โFor two years weโve been looking, still no flaws, endless perfection!โ
โSad to see that Macaulay Culkin has had a relapse. Get well soon.โ
@Daafda:
โThe main difference between these two dudes is that the one on the right has only given up on the inside.โ
@134282:
โYou guys look like the Scully and Mulder of the heroin world.โ


70) โ33 year old single dad with abandonment issues and an innate ability to destroy every relationship thatโs ever mattered. End me.โ
โYou look like the spawn child of Jason Statham and a malnourished horseโ
@justinianofdoom:
โThings will get easier when you find out the kid isnโt even yours.โ


71) โToday is my 18th birthday, I lost 70 pounds, my crush has been ignoring me and I suppress my emotions. Iโm intrigued at what will happenโ
@frfksake:
โYour self esteem weighed 70 pounds?โ
@nonamedefier:
โYou donโt have to be lonely at cousinonly.comโ
@smirkyshrugs:
โHeโs got the same vacant stare that Mark Zuckerberg has when heโs not trying too hard.โ


72) โDating apps have inflated my ego, letโs bring it back downโ
@redpantyknight:
โMen on dating apps play a numbers game. Youโre not special, youโre just acceptable.โ
@CleverSpaceMonkey:
โLike a typical Asian Restaurant, the items always look better on the menu.โ


73) โ18, unemployed, boyfriend told me not to post this because he doesnโt want me to cry. do your worst.โ
โYour boyfriend didnโt want you to post it because he didnโt want the Internet to see what he was dating. And we didnโt either.โ
@Whitedudedown:
โIf stale Cotton candy made a wish to be a real girlโ
@lostmyshoes01:
โDonโt worryโฆ if he doesnโt care about your receding hairline, then he wonโt care about your crying.โ


74) โThis guy thinks heโs Keanu Reeves. Light him upโ
@BlackJesusRL:
โThought I just saw another post of you hiding in your 14 year old girlfriends attic??โ
@Shin_lord:
โWhen you order Keanu Reeves on Amazon and this shows upโฆโ
@alltoocommon:
โJohn Wick Chapter 4: The Need for Cardio.โ


75) โMake me want to drink the chemicals in my labโ
โIs this where you steal chloroform to drug women ?โ
@officialbrushie:
โI thought cleaning crews arenโt suppose to touch anything including lab coats and chemicals.โ
@mentorsworld:
โWhere do you keep the victims?โ


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