Whether or not you’re close to your dad, you probably grew up hearing him share some interesting advice. That advice ended up becoming a “Dad saying” in your house, something you and your siblings reminisce about in adulthood. It seems the moment a man becomes a father, he turns into a fountain of knowledge.

That’s not to say all dad advice (or dadvice, as the case may be) is created equal. Some of it’s great, imparting life lessons we’ll never forget. On the other hand, some of it’s terrible. Then you have advice that’s so weird you have to ask yourself what on earth was he thinking.

But for better or for worse, they’re our dads. And they come equipped from the moment of our birth with life lessons for us. Whether it’s good or bad, it’s quintessentially fatherly. And that’s what makes it “dadvice.”

If you wish you had wiser fatherly sayings in your life, never fear: the internet is here. These 75 pieces of dad advice are pure gold. That doesn’t mean they’re all good. But no matter if they’re great or bad, they’re undeniably memorable — and pretty hilarious.