Picture it: itโs 2:00 p.m. on a Tuesday in the middle of high school. Youโre sitting at a sticky desk in the back row of your history class. And it is getting so boring. The teacher is up there droning on, your eyelids are starting to droop, and youโre watching the minutes on the clock slowly tick by.
But you canโt fall asleep in the middle of class. That would be so embarrassing, especially since the teacher is going to make a scene. You have to occupy yourself somehow. So. you pull out a pencil and start to draw.
You donโt draw just anywhere, of course. You could doodle in your notebook, but whereโs the fun in that? No one will ever see it. The teacher had the entire classy open their books anyway, so perhaps Itโs time for some prime textbook vandalism.
There are two reasons people vandalize textbooks. The first is because theyโre bored. The second is because they know someone else will see their artistic workโฆsooner or later. And isnโt it nice to know youโll be giving another student a laugh the next time theyโre bored in class? Here are 75 textbook doodling legends.
1. That has to hurt
I donโt know how to do this flip, but Iโm guessing it doesnโt involve landing flat on your back. But at least one student was bored enough to draw it happening.
Didnโt we all have a fear of losing our bathing suits at the beach? We probably werenโt in any real danger of it happening. The same canโt be said for this poor textbook swimmer.
You thought this lady was just doing a regular shopping transaction. But in the new version, she has a gun โ even so, theyโre both still smiling. A bit strange, but Iโll allow it.
If you do your science homework long enough, you might start seeing figures in those mindless shapes. In this case, a pair of glasses made up ofโฆwell, something to do with hydroxymethyl.
How can you be mad at a student for vandalizing their textbook when they have so much talent? Plus, they turned a boring lesson into an action story. So much better.
Who knew they had smartphones back in ancient Asia โ and even made duck faces and threw peace signs? And they say you donโt learn anything in school.
You see simple proto-humans working with crude tools; this artist sees the opportunity for a scene reimagined. Or, you know, they were super bored in their history class.
The wonderful thing about science is itโs always growing, improving, and developing. Maybe one day weโll discover an element of surprise. Thatโll be aโฆwell, surprise.
This clever comic and the fact the artist called himself out, all points to one amazing thing. He intended for it to be seen and appreciated by the next person who got this textbook. Isnโt sharing a beautiful thing?
If thereโs one thing we all need in a boring class, itโs a little bit of encouragement. This bit comes from a beloved childhood cartoon character, so itโs automatically better.
This is like those old Choose Your Own Adventure books we all enjoyed as kids. The only difference is here, youโre rewarded with a goofy picture of Stitch from Lilo and Stitch.
And hereโs the other version of the same one, but this just happened to catch a substitute teacher by surprise. They shouldโve docked the student points for that misspelling.
You have to be going crzy with boredom to notice a font change in a textbook. Not only is it a font change, but itโs a font change of a single letter.
People often say that Japanese is one of the hardest languages to learn. It seems as though language experts disagree โ but this person didnโt. Maybe theyโll switch to Spanish next year.
Sure, this comic is a little bit crass, but itโs also quite clever. It takes a moment to get the joke. And of course, itโs remarkably well drawn. Good job, random student.
Sure, vandalism that consists of random scribbles and doodles is fun. But even better is vandalism that serves as a commentary on the subject matter. Sometimes, with inappropriate language.
There should be a rule in movies that if the story sarts to drag, you add a dinosaur. After all, dinosaurs make everything instantly more exciting, even a boring old textbook.
This kid might be using an extremely outdated computer, but donโt be fooled: heโs 100 percent a kid of the 21st century. You can tell by his trendy slang, even if his haircut is from 1999.
Iโve been in some boring math classes, but nothing like what this studentโs describing. Okay, you know what? Scratch that. Attending math class is terrible.
You canโt tell me when the makers of this textbook included the words โWhat is love?โ in the text, they didnโt see the potential for this edit. It opens up a new possibility that textbooks are meant to be vandalized.
Youโd have to be blind not to notice the handwriting of all these superheroes is the same. This leads to my new theory that Batman, Spider-Man, Superman, and Captain America are the same person. In this essay, I willโฆ
Iโm not sure if the circle is the one thatโs high or if the textbook vandal was commenting on themselves. To be fair, Iโve had plenty of high school classes that made me want to escape mentally.
Thereโs no denying that the pose of this anatomy diagram makes it look distinctly King Kong-like. The only difference is itโs a skinless human, not a giant ape. And no skyscrapers, of course.
When one student saw this pictureโs unusual hairstyle, the potential for a sketch was born. We didnโt see it right away, but now that we do, itโs impossible to miss.
There is some impressive detail in this textbook drawing. Either their class was incredibly boring or they just need an outlet for their mad art skills. Or possibly both.
We get it โ Sigmund Freud is a little funny at the best of times because of the oedipal complexes and penis envy. But this textbook vandal managed to make him even funnier.
Sometimes, textbook doodles add information that was missing in the original illustrations. If not for this drawing, how would we know the final part of the food chain includes man-eating zombies?
Some women claim to be โperfectlyโ beautiful because their measurements are in exact proportions to one another. But this might be the only woman in the world who can prove her curves are mathematical.
Whatโs his secret to perfectly-coiffed hair? You donโt have to wonder anymore, thanks to this helpful textbook illustration. He has a daily regimen of a fan directly to the face.
I donโt know what this illustration is supposed to be post-vandalism. I think itโs two people in Joker makeup, one reviving the other. But based on what I know about the Joker, she could be murdering him.
This is one of those drawings that just gets better the longer you look at it. Sure, the first thing you see is him setting a child on fire with a giant magnifying glass. But donโt overlook his skateboard or the goat.
Thereโs no question, this is meant to be silly. But this artist is relatively talented. Well, talented at drawing bodies, at least. Who knows what their faces look like?
When youโre bored enough, inspiration can come in the strangest places. The average person wouldnโt look at these triangles and see the opportunity for tiny people. But you know who would? Someone whoโs dying of boredom.
Iโve heard the female reproductive system compared to a lot of other things. But a tiger is a new one. I feel the need to tell everyone that uteruses donโt contain tigers.
Lots of people are afraid of sharks when they go to the beach, but this girl clearly isnโt. This leads you to wonder if she had a hand in this shark attack. New theory: sheโs in league with the sharks.
Itโs hard for kids to learn that nature can be cruel, especially for defenseless heterotrophs. But for those of us with really twisted senses of humor, this is downright hilarious.
Letโs be real: this is our reaction to pizza every time. Something tells me this student mightโve been bored and hungry in the period right before lunchtime.
The added doodles are strange, but even the original illustrations are confusing. I donโt know whatโs going on in any of these pictures. But that woman must be insanely strong.
I think if I found a picture in my textbook with this label, Iโd laugh out loud in the middle of class. Then my teacher would make me explain why I was laughing at a picture of sushi.
Those are supposed to be the dates of issue and return, not a self-description. Doesnโt every snarky elementary schooler think theyโre just so funny?
Everyone: if youโre going to drown someone by pushing them down into a pool repeatedly, remember to do it in style. Every murderer needs a special pose and outfit.
Iโm not sure if this is an illustration of a studentโs feelings about the class or if they just have a dark sense of humor. Either way, this is painful to look at.
I didnโt know I needed helpful commentary in a sexual education textbook. But it adds something, doesnโt it? Itโs good to appreciate the lesson material.
44. Who knew Mario was such an important figure in history?
Some characters are so iconic, we recognize them instantly. We even know who they are if their most distinguishing features are drawn on top of someone else. Amazing.
45. The secret identity of Niels Bohr has been revealed
If you remember your high school history lessons, you probably vaguely remember who Niels Bohr was. But you probably didnโt know he was the monster Davy Jones, did you?
You mightโve thought this was a boring conversation about doing some paperwork. But with a couple of small changes, itโs now the plot of a high-stakes action movie. Way more interesting.
Since we canโt see the full text of the page, we donโt know what those objects are. That makes Morpheusโ commentary just a little bit disturbing. Do I want to know what theyโre made of?
This was a favorite among elementary schoolers back in the days when you would temporarily sign textbooks out. I bet M. Doyle and A.D. feel lame in comparison.
If this thought bubble wasnโt there, weโd never know this illustration depicts a man having an identity crisis. Weโd just think he was working on a car, like a bunch of morons.
Sometimes, things arenโt what they seem. You probably thought this man was resuscitating an unconscious child. Thatโs exactly what he wants you to think.
Who knew the continent of Africa was hiding a mysterious secret within its very shape? Is this the geography textbook equivalent of finding Jesus in a piece of toast?
Remember learning about Jean-Jacques Rousseau, the philosopher whose works influenced the Enlightenment and the French Revolution? I bet your teachers didnโt tell you he knew how to rock a mini skirt.
Call the Guinness Book of World Records, because this might be the strongest woman in the world. Not even Serena Williams could achieve this impressive โ but also horrifying โ feat.
I have questions about this scene. But frankly, Iโm too scared to even ask them. The original illustration was weird, too. Why doesnโt he have legs? Why are there so many people?
This was a perfectly normal illustration until someone decided to add a second guy in there. I donโt know what heโs saying, but his stance is predatory if you ask me.
If you feel like you need some bleach for your eyes after that, youโre not the only one. They took an innocent illustration and turned it into a monstrosity. Okay, I admit it is kind of funny.
Michael Scott once said: โWhat is the most exciting thing that can happen on TV or movies or in real life? Somebody has a gun.โ It certainly made this biology textbook more exciting. Well, relatively.
Youโd think some historical figures would be amused to learn their picture had been vandalized with a pink ponytail. Albert Einstein, for instance? He wouldโve laughed. But not this guy.
61. Why donโt more textbooks have ostrich people?
I canโt read the entire conversation, but it looks like Sam and Momoko are having a relatively normal conversation about cars. It doesnโt say anything like, โHey Sam, how did you become an ostrich-human hybrid?โ
Thereโs only one thing that could make math even more terrifying and painful than it already is. And thatโs s whatever the heck this guy is. Heโs downright terrifying.
There are two options for this interesting illustration of Darth Maul: either lightsabers have a musical function or heโs just straight-up putting it in his mouth. And Darth Maul should know better than that.
Weโll never know who this was originally supposed to be โ except those of us who can read this language, of course. But he looks more fabulous than he did before.
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Weโll never know who this was originally supposed to be โ except those of us who can read this language, of course. But he looks more fabulous than he did before.
Youโd think that being offered a piece of cake is always a nice thing, but as this picture shows, thatโs not always the case. Itโs horrifying if the person offering it is exposing their hairy thighs.
Drawing mustaches and silly eyes on illustrations is a classic part of the textbook doodling process. Itโs a fundamental Introduction to Textbook Vandalism. Or at least it would be if that existed.
Iโll admit I havenโt traveled a lot, so maybe this is something I knowledgeable of. Are there places in the world where you have to wait for giant robots to cross the train tracks?
Concerts are beautiful experiences, but letโs face it: all that classical music can drag on. What Iโm saying is everyone would welcome a mid-concert bow fight.
Glasses, hats, mustaches, beards, and eye patches โ all perfect things to doodle when class is getting boring. Especially if one of those eye patches involves what appears as a domesticated fox.
Not only is this man suspiciously lacking skin, but heโs also in the midst of a sprint. Itโs not like adding a selfie stick makes him any weirder than he already is.
There are the regular, cute textbook doodles and then thereโs this. Itโs markedly less cute, but you have to admit it took talent. Super creepy, but talented.
Look, itโs bad enough to shoot someone in the head on the pages of a school childโs textbook. But do you have to smile while you do it? What kind of sick freak are you?
I have no idea what was going on in the original picture, but I do know one thing. Every situation is more interesting when you add lightsabers into the mix.
Picture it: itโs 2:00 p.m. on a Tuesday in the middle of high school. Youโre sitting at a sticky desk in the back row of your history class. And it is getting so boring. The teacher is up there droning on, your eyelids are starting to droop, and youโre watching the minutes on the clock slowly tick by.
But you canโt fall asleep in the middle of class. That would be so embarrassing, especially since the teacher is going to make a scene. You have to occupy yourself somehow. So. you pull out a pencil and start to draw.
You donโt draw just anywhere, of course. You could doodle in your notebook, but whereโs the fun in that? No one will ever see it. The teacher had the entire classy open their books anyway, so perhaps Itโs time for some prime textbook vandalism.
There are two reasons people vandalize textbooks. The first is because theyโre bored. The second is because they know someone else will see their artistic workโฆsooner or later. And isnโt it nice to know youโll be giving another student a laugh the next time theyโre bored in class? Here are 75 textbook doodling legends.