Some people have already come to realize that life is just way too short to give a “duck” (as autocorrect would say) about what other people think.
Sometimes this wisdom comes with old age, and other times we learn how to throw away all our cares and worries before we’re barely out of their diapers.
From the old man rockin’ his portable 80’s boom box at the buffet, to the neighborhood kid who goes around knocking on people’s doors asking for bananas, no matter how you look at it, these 75 people are living their best life ever!
1) Couple poses after car flipped over, with wife still trapped in car
@LittleGirlWithShortLegs:
“This is the kind of person I want to be. Just keep smiling through it all.”
2) “My New Spirit Animal”
@Marc:
“Anything Marilyn could do, I can do better! See?”
3) Lemme finish playing this hand first.
@Mari Louw:
“Well, at least she bothered to show up for work.”
4) Hey, free refills means free refills
@Anonymous:
“That’s the new 512-ounce child size cup.”
5) “My friends and I saw this the other day…”
@mondaywonderhands:
“The stereo is actually hollowed out so he can fill it with corn and fried chicken to take home.”
@anonymous:
“No joke. I work at a Sizzler. I’ve seen ploys trickier than this to steal salad.”
6) This 99-year-old celebrating a birthday at the gym
@Cat Meow:
“I aspire to be her when I’m old.”
@Zoe Krishel:
“I aspire to be her now!!!”
7) Just keep smiling at the camera, ladies!
@Cameron_Sosa:
“Grandma always told the craziest stories, “They’re stealing my pills…The orderlies are trying to kill me…My daughters tried to drown me…” Grandmas…”
8) “Spiderman at the birth of Jesus”
@nat_applicable:
“The wise men brought with them gifts of gold, myrrh, and spidercense.”
9) Relationship goals
@Marc:
“I like the fact, that he’s carrying a whip. Not sure, if it’s for the horse, the wife, both, or other people, who don’t get out of their way fast enough.”
10) “This is Carter. He knocked on my door to ask if he could have a banana then left.”
@niamhmrn:
“Reminds me of the time my brother pretended to be lost, went to a random persons house and asked for sausages and chips because he was scared and sad. He did in fact receive said sausages and chips.”
11) “Real engineers simply don’t care”
@Jux_:
“The key is to be so good at your job that your bosses simply don’t care.”
@panzer89:
“It looks like he was told there was pizza in the conference room and right as they snapped the pic he figured out he was lied to.”
12) This dude making pancakes during class
13) This white guy ain’t got no sole
@SkidMark_walhberg:
“I once saw a grungy looking dude walking around outside wearing only one shoe. ‘What happened,’ I said, ‘you lose a shoe'” Him: ‘Nah, I found one.’
14) “My sister lives in Florida and sends some weird pictures of people. This was most recent.”
@JokersUnited:
“Floridian here. The only thing weird about this picture is that the dog isn’t on a leash.”
15) Juliet waiting for Romeo
@lamenralus:
“What is in a name? A vodka by any other name would smell as sweet.”
16) “Hurricane Sandy? What Hurricane Sandy?”
@Anonymous:
“Not gonna lie… I’ve always kinda wanted to paddle through a flooded city.”
@mems_account:
“Paddle? what are you a hippie? Jet ski that shit.”
17) “My friend’s flight got cancelled.”
@SamuraiSevens:
“I’m surprised he didn’t have to check that. 3+ ounces of shampoo isn’t allowed, but tent posts are OK!”
18) “Quiet…The nap master is among us.”
@StandardDeviant:
“As someone who used to play the bass, I have done this.”
@RainbowJuggler:
“I just had a great idea involving inconspicuous transport of dead bodies! Gotta go!”
19) Just taking a ride…
20) “He takes it rather well…”
21) Australia doesn’t give a duck!
@Strayed_the_3rd:
“That’s far too deep for Australia. Source: I’m Australian.”
22) This grandma hogging the road
@Sergio Bicerra:
“Keep rolling meemah!”
@Heidi Smith:
“Look at her face! She’s like ha these bastards don’t know what their missing out on!”
23) Screw it, I’ll just make a tree
24) Grown ass woman in a shopping cart
25) Guitar hero? How about parking ticket hero!
@JaneOfAllTrades82:
“I saw a cop car stopped at a red light turn on its lights to speed through the intersection, then turn them off again once past the light. He wouldn’t have had to wait long for the light to turn green, either.”
26) “The amount of f**ks were below zero at my morning lecture”
27) Just chillin’ out while waiting for the missus
28) “House across the street is burning.”
@Marc:
“Why should I care for the world? Push harder!”
@John L:
“Now, if only that truck would move, so I can get a better view.”
29) “This old man at the Apple Store”
@Marcia J. Downing:
“Men! From the time they know what it is that’s ALLLLLL they ever think about!!!”
30) This grandpa isn’t afraid to explore new horizons
@Johnny Døpe:
“Sleep!!! Men want to sleep!!!”
31) Just a tool taking out the trash
@_Cambria:
“I live half a mile from University of Florida and have seen men run down university Blvd half naked carrying poodles and chihuahuas. After a while, shit like this no longer surprises you.”
32) “Tried to prank my mom, she just took a photo and went inside”
@rojollo:
“My mom would have gotten the hose out.”
33) Just cruisin’ down the street with the top down in Madison, Wisconsin
@obizues:
As a Wisconsinite I can confirm that our cold receptors are damaged at a very early age so we can no longer feel cold.
@tupactopus:
“They’re already driving a Miata, I don’t think they ever cared.”
34) Grandma’s too old for that crap
@estew4525:
“I work at a very busy bar in midtown Atlanta and things get pretty crazy. The other day I was walking with my owner and he stopped mid tracks and screamed “HEY! I DON’T DRINK IN YOUR BEDROOM, STOP F**KING IN MY BAR”
35) No worries, yo
36) His parents would be proud
@cyclicamp:
“When he takes the occasion to wear that shirt, he probably gets all sorts of high-fives from his peers down at the shuffleboard hall. ‘Hey, way to go, Bob. Tell us your secret!'”
@Uglybuddy:
“Master of self-defecating humor.”
37) Italian Nonno rollin’ with his white and nerdy crew
@TheDancingRobot:
“Lived through the depression, wars, recessions, Bieber-fever and still chops his own goddamn wood for his industrial strength wood stove at 94 f**king years old.”
38) “My family visited me for my birthday.”
@slopdog:
“No points for creativity. That scented candle coupled with the birthday cake probably smells awful.”
@reubensammies:
“When all the fucks go out the window, creativity tends to follow.”
39) “So this guy was walking his pizza”
@Ice-berg:
“They see him rollin’, they hatin!”
40) “My friend was at the airport, and this old French woman was giving no f**ks.”
@privs:
“That’s when you be an [bleep] and plow right through her feeble old arm.”
@skawomplious:
“Excuse me, ma’am, while I move you out of the way.”
41) “In my country, they don’t give a [duck] about your parking space”
@the_supersalad:
“They are so politely anarchistic… It’s like se sort of Canadian parking rebellion.”
42) These Romanian men getting sloshed
43) “This kid pulls out a grill during my lunch period in school and just starts making grilled cheese”
44) “When You Still Have 5 Hours Of Work Left, But The Party Was Too Wild Last Night”
@Stevie Elsdon:
“I slept under one of my work desks, I pulled the chair in and no one noticed.”
45) “My grandpa found himself in the middle of some prom pictures”
@creepy_is_what_I_do:
“I read that as “porn pictures” and thought ‘Just like my grandpa in the 70s!'”
46) Frick it!
@addledson:
“I was a Home Essentials Sup for awhile. I used to gather up all the remotes for the little tv’s attached to the consoles, and fuck with anyone that played more than 20-30 mins or at closing time. If you hide behind a rack and repeatedly turn the TV off (especially at critical moments in Guitar Hero renditions of Paradise City) and back on, the little shit will usually give up and move on.”
47) At least the note runs like clockwork
@Hamlets twin:
“Short people problems.”
48) “Lady at a diner in NH, where Carly Fiorina was talking”
49) “Just some casual reading at the ball game”
@Warlizard:
“I thought those were cactus. When you live in Arizona, everything looks like a cactus. Zoomed in — NOT cactus.”
50) “Drove 1,100 miles to see this woman, but grandma don’t give a [duck].”
51) “My father”
@FLMedic:
“10 years from now on Craigslist: NIB Thermometer”
@Zurotai:
“Maybe he wants to return it later or doesn’t want to risk slicing an artery just to open that clamshell packaging. Win-win all around!”
52) “The college student struggle is real…”
@VisciousPuddin:
“I used to take pizza home in a ziplock bag… for what they charged for a meal plan I didn’t feel guilty. I was however a big pussy about it, you would think I was stealing the declaration of independence with Nicholas Cage. THEY’RE ALWAYS WATCHING.”
53) It’s a DVD emergency!
@shlomo_francis:
“Hey it’s redbox…the Wal-Mart of movie rentals….no shirt no shoes….f*ck it”
@Delta_Foxtrot:
“One word to save your dignity, people: Netflix.”
54) Shia Labeouf just doesn’t care anymore
@TradocTanker:
“I actually met him last week. They held a screening for “Fury” on Fort Benning and the cast and director showed up. He came up to my group, shook everyone’s hand, knew our ranks so he addressed us by that, and when we asked if we could get a picture he said “yeah, f*ck yeah let’s do it!” And gave us a great photo. He also had a badass beard going on.”
55) Well, if women can read “50 Shades of Grey” on the bus…
@dellort:
“The redhead in the back casually reading over his shoulder…+1”
@kingdownvoter:
“It’s all fun and games till you glance at the crotchal region”
56) “It’s casual Friday at Subway”
@Suivoh:
“Worst part was… I went in without shoes and he refused me service!”
57) Shame vs. No Shame
58) “My dad just got a new snow blower.”
59) “She’s drinking spicy mustard”
@NarwhalBaconBites:
“If I had to bet, there is no mustard in that bottle. My money is on vodka.”
@BoredRedhead:
“Absolut Dijon”
60) “This guy at the gas station brought his own coffee maker, plugged it into the sign, and started just brewing.”
61) “It’s just a hot volcano”
62) “My friend brought his microwave to school to avoid waiting in line for one at lunch”
@dnbeyer:
“Back in my day, kids brought peanut butter sandwiches to school and we liked it that way.”
@dnlslm9:
“You think girls would be swarming him to warm up their buns.”
63) “Well that’s one way to get through a traffic jam.”
@BlackMissionGoggles:
“That’s so adorable! RIP.”
@ChargerMatt:
“If it looks stupid but it works it ain’t stupid.”
64) “My sister who works at Walmart just sent me this.”
@He4rtless:
“The human scooterpede.”
@MHfromNH:
“As someone who works retail: those things are SO FUN. We’ve had drag races with those things when we’re closed.”
65) This barefoot kid
66) The UPS guy
@mi_nombre_es_ricardo:
“I once was sitting by the door when I heard foot steps outside. When I opened the door there was the Fedex guy walking towards his truck, and the stupid note was left at my door. I yelled him and said: “Hey, weren’t you gonna knock?!” and he was like Oh yeah, I was just about to (he was actually about to jump into his truck).”
67) “Old people really don’t give a [bleep]…”
@albinoblksheep:
“Is it okay to call senile old people [bleep]s for taking up two parking spaces?”
@TubbzMcgee:
“If I ever get old I’m totally doing [bleep] like this.”
68) “And for a short while, literally zero f*cks were given.”
@Maria Dickerson Pinel:
“Check out the pink sunglasses in his shirt pocket!”
69) Just ridin’ his throne to work
@Elizabott:
“I DO see you rollin’, sir. Respect.”
70) “Just a casual day on Calgary Transit”
@Gerry Higgins:
“No one ever said a sikh can’t enjoy the beauty of women.”
71) Mohammed VI, the High King of Morocco
@spyd3rweb:
“Laurence Kushburne”
@ramdaskm:
“Sweed….!”
@Vio_:
“They’re not called the High Atlas Mountains for nothing.”
72) Mi casa, su casa
@Bear_Manly:
“That lady on the right is trying so hard not to look.”
@TeTrodoToxin4:
“She did put her purse in between to serve as a barrier to defend herself.”
73) This woman eating tub of mayo on the bus
@jimmyayo:
“She gave up a long time ago.”
@toastr:
“Yes, yes she did. Much like my mother-in-law who I once caught eating a stick of butter.”
@Wilhelm_Amenbreak:
“I am giving her the benefit of the doubt. She was being thrifty and eating her lunch which was chicken salad that she had put in a mayo jar. Because f*ck Tupperware!”
74) Mah doll!
75) Forks and plates are so overrated
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