Christmas is supposed to be a joyous festive time. One where homes and stores go all out to decorate their spaces to spread cheer. And sometimes those attempts fail.
And sometimes they fail quite hard. These Christmas designs have ended up lopsided, inappropriate, and downright perverted. Itโs a wonder how some of these fails have gone unnoticed by designers.
It makes you wonder whether it was done on purpose or not. Maybe they were, maybe they werenโt. Weโll let you decide.
Here are 75 inappropriate Christmas design fails that are just plain ridiculous:
1) Ho Ho Hell
Children are going to be horrified with this display. Itโs supposed to say: โSanta.โ Itโs definitely not supposed to be representing the King of Hell.
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josephinator
2) Setting the Table for Christmas
Christmas dinner was at grandmaโs this year. This is how she set the table. Christmas will not be at grandmaโs next year.
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Lemonlaksen
3) Christmas Boobs
These are supposed to be Christman thumbprint cookies. Youโre supposed to make them with chocolate Kisses. This person made them with chocolate bells instead. Now they look like boobs.
4) Tits Now
This wrapping paper is supposed to say: โLet It Snow.โ But this was a major fail. You should never use this wrapping paper on smaller packages.
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WharfBlarg
5) Bend Over Bear
This is a Christmas display in a mall. These bears look like they are getting it on. These bears are very poorly placed.
6) Christmas Underpants
If there were a few more strands, then this wouldnโt look so bad. But thatโs not what happened here. Now these Christmas lights look like Christmas underpants.
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ProgVal
7) Santa Please Stop
Itโs not just the lettering on the sign. The reindeer and this little boy are just too close for comfort. The face on this little boy is creepy as hell.
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ChikNuget
8) Bell Shaped Bell
These are some bell-shaped Christmas bells. They were made by Captain Obvious. The person who bought them is going to put them on their Christmas tree shaped Christmas tree.
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paigepaige77
9) OH, OH, OH Merry Christmas!
This is a really cute Christmas decoration. It just depends on what end of the street youโre standing on. Because it doesnโt make sense at all on one end of the street.
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NotAgainBen
10) Stoned Christmas Bears
These Christmas bears look stone AF. That or they are zombie bears. They look super creepy and not Christmasy at all.
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reddit
11) Treason for the Season
Whatโs the reason for the season? Is it treason? I think some viewers might be a little confused by this.
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TommBomBadil
12) Suicide Santa
Christmas makes you want to jump for joy. But this is a poor place to explain this. It makes this Santa look suicidal.
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dtschoerner
13) Halloween or Christmas?
Is this a Christmas decoration or a horror scene for Halloween. Who stabbed these reindeer in the eyes with their own antlers? What is happening here?
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EndlessDaydreamer
14) Grandmaโs Candle Holders
Grandma got new candle holders. They are so adorable. Except for the placement of the hands and very phallic shape of the candles. Their mouths are also a little too wide open for this scenario.
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Anitia158
15) For Kids
Yeah, so this shirt was made for kids. Yes, someone said to themselves that this would be a great idea. Wrongโฆ they were very, very wrong.
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MsMeowkins
16) Candle Cookies
These are candle Christmas cookies that grandma made. She was very proud of them. She didnโt notice that they were extremely phallic looking.
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furzigel
17) Santa and His Rod
What the hell is this supposed to even be? Itโs a statue of Santa Claus in Rotterdam. But what the hell is he supposed to be holding?
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gamble87
18) Changing Christmas Mug
This person thought they were buying a black mug. The mug was supposed to turn into a blue Christmas scene when filled. This is what they got instead.
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Matt
19) Camel Toe Thigh Gap
At first glance, this looks like a gorgeous Christmas light display. But when you take a second look, it looks like something else. It looks light youโre driving through a thigh gap with camel toe.
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uptheantechrist
20) Inappropriate!
These Christmas decorations were taken off store shelves because of their โunintentional perversion.โ How could this possibly be unintentional? The elf is blushing for heckโs sake.
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sonofwillyard
21) A Squirrel and His Nuts
I donโt find this particularly odd or offensive. But apparently others did. It was removed a few days later. Itโs just a squirrel with some nuts dangling below.
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Lucasgrm26
22) Actual Christmas Lights
These are ACTUAL Christmas lights. Hung by an ACTUAL municipality. How do things like this even happen?
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tuks6
23) Christmas Balls
This was supposed to be a nice family Christmas card photo. And it was until there was an unfortunate placement of these Christmas balls. If thatโs supposed to be mistletoe, itโs even worse.
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Csimiami
24) Christmas Butt Plug Tree
This was a sculpture erected in Paris. Itโs supposed to be a Christmas tree. But it looks more like a butt plug.
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jeffreybaratheon
25) Thanks Mom
Mom got her daughter this nice insulated container for Christmas. She even got it monogramed. That part didnโt work out so well.
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Snowy_Boy
26) Daytime vs. Nighttime
These Christmas decorations make total sense at night. But the daytime is a different story. In the daytime it looks like theyโreโฆ well.
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Michaelsj723
27) Olafโs Frozen Adventure
Christmas is supposed to be what dreams are made of. Not nightmares. But this ornament is what nightmares are made of.
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payinthefidlr
28) Santa on the Inside
Why did this candymaker choose to only give Santaโs hat a different shape? Why arenโt there any other bulges on his body? Did he want this to look like a dong without its wrapper?
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serious_redditor
29) Baby Jesus
This is a baby Jesus ornament found in a store. Is baby Jesus OK? He doesnโt look OK here.
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ForlornBread
30) Flickering Lights
These are flickering lights. But the manufacturer used a poor choice of font here. It looks like it says something else.
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kennyjonesradio
31) Hemorrhoids or Bow?
This is a poor choice of a tail design. The tail isnโt long enough and the bow looks weird. It looks like this horse has really bad hemorrhoids.
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Lexpert1
32) McDonaldโs Mittens
This person saw something different when the looked at the McDonaldโs mittens. They drew some hands on it. Now you get a better idea.
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chris_m_h
33) No Surprise Surprise
There is a surprise plush inside this ornament ball. But itโs not much of a surprise. You can see exactly what it is.
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HydeAndSeek95
34) Santaโs Syrup
Santa wants to dribble syrup on your pancakes. Do you want some of Santaโs syrup? Neither does anyone else.
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Pyehole
35) Suicide Party Favor
This little gun came out of a cracker at a work Christmas party. Itโs a whistle. You have to put the barrel in your mouth to blow it.
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HembraunAirginator
36) Sh*t Tree
This is a mall Christmas tree. I hope they were going for a candy look and this was supposed to look like chocolate. I canโt imagine they intended to have a Christmas tree that looks like a pile of sh*t.
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maxt0r
37) Christmas Clan
Iโm assuming this is supposed to be some kind of festive scent diffuser. I have no idea. But they look like Kl Klux Klan members seriously lacking in Christmas spirit.
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Niels_versteeg
38) Severed Toe Ornament
At first glance this looks like a baby. Itโs supposed to be baby Jesus. It looks kind of like a severed toe though.
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JoshuaHubert
39) Naughty Santa
Looks like Santa is on his own naughty list this year. He looks like heโs getting it on with this snowman. I wonder how long this stayed on the store shelf.
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irastia
40) Momโs Mistake
Mom sent her son to school like this. But she didnโt realize what Santa was doing. Not until his teacher told her when she went to go pick him up from school.
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angryhamzter
41) Wisemen Still Seek Him
All I see here is the word โsemen.โ It looks like it says: โSemen still seek him.โ They should have made that star smaller.
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Mannydoodle
42) Santa From the Back
This was a decoration at someoneโs auntโs house. Auntie couldnโt figure out why everyone was laughing at her ceramic Santa. She wasnโt looking at it from the right angle.
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Mhblea
43) Cookies For Satan
I didnโt think Satan would like cookies. I pegged him for more of a blood drinker. Who knew?
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Frostmag82
44) Christmas Palm Tree
This is a major fail on two fronts. First, the lights just illuminate the palm treeโs phallic shape. But why did they cover the penis looking part in red lights? It looks like itโs flesh colored. A single color would have been more subtle.
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GamingKarma
45) Singing Buttholes
These are singing reindeer. But their faces kind of look like butts. They look like singing buttholes.
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oddpotato5
46) Playful Snowmen
Mom thought these were just some cute snowmen having a fun time. And they are. Her kids saw something else though.
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summit28
47) Tree in the Butt
This bushy-looking thing is supposed to be a tail. But it doesnโt look that way since itโs a differnet color from the actual animal. It looks like there is a tree sticking out of his butt.
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lenin_rios
48) Meat Ho Ho
This ornament is weird. I dont know what those little hook shapes are for. And it looks like it says: โMeat ho ho.โ
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FlyingWalrusMan
49) Hooded Santa
What the heck is up with these Santa manufacturers? Why are them making all their Santaโs look like penises? Santa whereโs a hat anyway. Not one of these weird hoods. Maybe start there.
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Lord_Freeza_No_I
50) White Christmas
This doesnโt look very festive. In fact, it looks the opposite of festive. It looks like she stepped off of a porno set.
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Bored Panda
51) The Running Man
This Whereโs Wally advent calendar wants you to find the running man. But they didnโt make it very hard now. Heโs right there.
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lukeekul1234
52) The Souls of the Children
What the fโin f? This is absolutely terrifying. I never knew Santaโs beard was made up of the souls of children.
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pennsler
53) Good Dog
Someone got confused here. Shouldnโt it say: โcat?โ โIโve been a good cat all year?โ
54) Whereโs Santa?
These tights are all messed up. First of all Santa is upside down on the legs. Then there is a hand coming out of the crotchโฆ why?
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BeardAfterDark
55) Inside Santa
The opening to this bouncy hous should have been anywhere else except for where it is. A few feet to the left or right would have made all the difference. This makes me wonder if Santa is a she instead of a he.
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EdenC996
56) Snow Sperm
What the hell is this supposed to even be? A snowman? It looks like sperm.
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Bored Panda
57) Advent Calendar
This family thought they were buying an adorable Mickey Advent calendar. They didnโt realize it was all messed up. There are two of the same weeks in this month.
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bulldogg76
58) Never Decorate A Palm Tree
This is why you should never decorate a palm tree. No matter what they end up looking like penises. Spraying penises.
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misnamed
59) Santa Shat
What Santa does in private is his own business. I donโt need to know about it. And that information doesnโt need to be shared with anyone else.
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ehanu_rehu
60) Ball Scarf
Not sure if this was design this way or if the float deflated a bit. But this reindeer looks like heโs sitting on something red and swollen. He OK?
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Bored Panda
61) Christmas Farts
Another poor choice of font. Iโm not even sure what this is supposed to say. But all I see is Christmas farts.
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Msktb
62) Believeโฆ In Murder
This is another decoration where Iโm not sure if itโs for Halloween or Christmas. Is it asking if I believe in murder? Because thatโs what I look like.
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sunzenkashu
63) I Want All
Someone totally messed up this mug. Itโs supposed to say: โAll I want for Christmas.โ But they are way off.
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Justin4559
64) Santaur
This design is messed up or perverted. Itโs just freaking weird. Why does Santa need to be a Centaur?
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thatonegirl99
65) Squinting Christmas
I donโt think this is in English but itโs hard to tell with all those damn branches in the way. This doesnโt look festive at all. And no one wants to squint and have to figure our Christmas decorations.
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EvilAudience
66) Four Christmas Ornaments
The person who made these canโt count. That or the fourth ornament is inside the packaging. Either way, itโs a poor choice of packaging.
67) Off and No
These Christmas lights can be turned on and off with a switch. Except thereโs something wrong with this switch. Itโs an off and โnoโ switch.
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realjeffmangum
68) Bizarre Decorations
These Christmas decorations are quite bizarre. Theyโre arenโt very Christmasy at all. They just look real phallic.
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Bored Panda
69) Happy Holiday Jumble
I get that this is supposed to say: โHappy Holidays.โ But why the jumble? It just makes it confusing.
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PancakeLeo
70) All the HOs
This is supposed to be a decoration at a Grinch themed Christmas party. Itโs supposed to be โWhoville.โ Not โHoville.โ
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Calskiii
71) Christmas Sucks
This is supposed to be a Christmas โsocksโ postcard. But thatโs not what it looks like. It looks like it says Christmas sucks.
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SPC4350
72) Santaโs Face
Santaโs house is all messed up here. His nose is on his forehead. It shouldnโt be above his eyes.
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Dibblesworth_Of_Dobs
73) Peeping Tom
Apparently some people want to encourage being a pervert. Not only to children but during Christmas. This is a 12 days of Christmas seek and find book for children.
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mxrxqueen
74) My First Christmas
This is supposed to be for a babyโs first Christmas. But a baby wouldnโt be 18 months if it was their first Christmas. Unless itโs one big baby.
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tidalrip
75) Shitty Christmas
Is this supposed to be a Christmas decoration for plumber? Because itโs a plunger. A pluger with green things sticking out of it.
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PandaHugandKiss
