Better hurry up with that RSVP next time.

It’s not wasting paper or anything.

Just start over.

The announcement sort of came out of nowhere, but that’s ok.

How long did she spend scrolling through all of those?

Sometimes we are all typos in the great text message of life.

At the very least the line breaks make it look like poetry.

We just hope she didn’t type out a new message each time.

But we want video of her saying “you go, girl!”

Especially if it’s going to be raunchy – and it sounds like it’s going to be!

Sometimes emojis do seem like a whole different language. Just wait until she starts abbreviating things.

And did she freeze some of those pies or eat them all? We’re rooting for the latter.

Just one lingering question – what’s “cowboy church”?

Apparently, she thinks your 36-year-old voice is going to sound different from your almost 37-year-old voice.

Apparently, the older you get the less likely you are to use punctuation.

We think there’s a phone call to mom in the future ragging on this kid’s friends. But we’re not sure this serves as proof of anything other than that’s he’s a teenage boy.

Can you imagine if everyone could read your Google search history?

It looks like grandma is having some pet stain issues. We sure hope she found a way to clean up that mess AND remembers the difference between a text and a search.

Just know that she’s going to need to take you up on it, often. That is if she can manage to cry for help.

And get ready for baby pressure in the next text.

Someone is about to find out.

Don’t people know better than to insult grandma in a way she can keep permanently and use to guilt you forever?

Amateurs.

Remember that next time you post something online.

She can text AND selfie – she’s got skills!

That or grandma secretly wants to flip you off.

One thing we sometimes need to explain to grandparents is that getting random texts throughout the day can be distracting.

Next time grandma complains about how young people just don’t know how to concentrate anymore, remind her of this text.

Best not to ask.

But sure, just give me your printer’s phone number.

We want to know why grandma couldn’t just Google the answer to this.

Grandma just wants to keep you safe, after all.

Grandma will be happy to recount the entire conversation to you over text.

Also, she seems to think a lot of people are idiots.

We’re not sure if she is just as concerned with how classes went as she is with her brother’s death or if she just wanted to make sure her grandchild was there and paying attention before she dropped the news.

But it does seem suspicious.

Grandma doesn’t get to make up her own.

Is grandma trolling the spammers or just really keen to share dog photos?

She’ll be pleasantly surprised to know she doesn’t have to send every message she types.

Yes.

Again, it’s time to show her that little back button with the X on it. It’ll be her best friend. And yours.

We’re just confused as to why she thinks anyone needs to see this photo.

And sometimes they let you know in very strange ways.

Sometimes an accidental text means you get some unexpected moral support from grandma.

But she might need to watch some less violent television because we’re concerned she might actually get out her crowbar.

But hope you had a great day nontheless!

Also, that’s a cruel yet brilliant party prank.

Second, we really want to know if cotton candy is family slang or an autocorrect.

If it’s the latter, do we want to know what she was calling Nicki Minaj?

Is grandma afraid she’s going to forget if she doesn’t wish you a happy birthday now?

Instead, just gear up for the challenge of deciphering one-word texts.

Or maybe grandma just thinks she REALLY needs to get the point across.

Luckily, this one dodged that bullet.

Or invent a phone that can guess who you’re trying to text based on what you write.

We just want to know what word it’s autocorrecting.

But not seriously enough to name your glop.

To be fair, capital letters are a lot easier to see.

On the other hand, just how often do you have to check in before you get a guilt trip? Sheesh.

Grandma will be thinking of you every time she sits on the toilet.

But we’d still like to know about those puppies.

Grandma doesn’t get the concept of personal choice.

Either way, we sure hope that sweater fits.

Grandma: Here’s what I think about everything…

It’s always awkward to have to tell someone they’re laughing at another’s pain.

How good is this gift, anyway?

Wouldn’t grandma want you to proofread your work?

Texting isn’t THAT casual.

Whatever it is, we want to know more about this magic octopus.

Is she using it for reminders? Because now they’re going to have to call her and tell her (or Sally) about those towels.

But, honestly, we can’t be sure from this text.

After all, it’s her birthday.

Then again, that means you can’t age out of them. So is that good news or bad news for grandma?

Also, does grandma realize that text messages are more private than Facebook messages?

Better luck next time, grandma.

It’s better to just show grandma where to get her emojis next time you see her rather than explain it in a text.

Then again, once she starts she may never stop.

She knows better than anyone that you only live once.

On the bright side, this gives her a reason to be proud of you.

We think Lorde is really beautiful, but apparently, grandma thinks she needs to gussy up a bit.

Hope she had a designated driver!

Either way, enjoy explaining autocorrect. You might want to tell her she can turn it off.

But this grandma’s got it down enough to send back an appropriate reply – and that’s really half the battle.

Thanks anyway, grandma.

She’ll send you a letter all about it.