Stores usually pick a name that’s easily recognizable. One that lets shoppers know exactly what services their store provides. Or one that makes it easy to be found online.
But then there are other stores that just like to have some fun. People who have invested a lot of heart into their establishment. These stores come up with really fun names.
They’ll choose funny puns. Or logos that are easily recognizable to set their stores apart. And some of them are truly awesome.
Here are 75 hilarious store names you won’t forget anytime soon:
You know they could have gotten away with it with just the name. But then they went and put the swastika up. This is just pretty horrible and insensitive.
Even just the Bread Pitt would made sense. But this store came in for the win with a pun. Instead of Brad Pitt the actor, here we have Bread Pitt, the bakery.
You have to have a little British humor to get this one. It’s a play on Meat and Two Veg. Except this is a vegetarian restaurant so there’s no meat.
Get it? Thai Tanic. It’s a play on Titanic.
So, this one went over my head. But I think it’s supposed to be a pun on a song called Brimful of Asha. But I have no idea.
Now this is fun. These people know how to have a good time. Even if it’s while doing laundry.
Even your pooch deserves some pampering. And when you treat them they’ll definitely be giving you some pugs and kisses. And lots of them.
So is this a pizzaria. Or is it a bakery? I wonder if they could get sued. Probably not because it’s Pie instead of Pi.
This isn’t even a pun. This is just a straight up rip off. You ain’t Prada.
Want to avoid growing up? Eat at Pita Pan. It’s where all the Lost Boys hang out.
Whoops a daisy. Well, not here. Here it’s woofs a daisy.
This is quite the magical eatery. You can taste the difference. Between magical kebab and non-magical kebab.
This is a fish and chips joint. The place was created by a place that has a love of fish, music, and scooters. Hence the cod riding the scooter.
Brilliant name for an ironing place. But is their actually a maiden that irons your clothes? Also, is this a pun on the band or torture device?
Even printer ink stores can have a sense of humor. This is a take on an Alan Patridge. He’s a comedic character portrayed by actor Steve Coogan.
How adorable! It’s a play on Back to the Future. What a cute flower shop!
Want to take a trip to pound town? You dirty dog. This store definitely didn’t understand the slang version of their store name.
It takes a second to get this one. Just say it a bit slower. It’s a play on “To Kill A Mockingbird.”
This is one of the weaker puns we’ve seen. But it still works. Especially since flowers are so beautiful you’re always tempted to buy them. Or something like that.
I’m confused. Is this place on the beach? It must be.
This place has floors for thought. Instead of food for thought. Either way, we have thought.
Here’s another “Lord of the Rings” pun. It’s a wing store. And the owner is the Lord of the Wings.
This is a genius name for a casino. Emphasizing the gambling and fun. It’s in Blackpool, England.
This might be upsetting to children. But hilarious nonetheless. They are basically murdering Nemo here.
Wow, who the hell are these people fooling? No one. That’s probably why they’re closed down.
I wonder if there’s an actual Amy here. Is this a coincidence? Or was this done on purpose.
Who is that guy on the sign? What is the taste of steam? Why would you want to taste steam?
These people really went for it. And it’s awesome. They will run your flowers to you.
This pho restaurant is for real. So real, it’s Pho Real. Get it?
Were they trying to spell Subway? Or were they trying to do something a little different? Is this a misspelling or intentional?
Imagine an actual zeppelin made of bread. Sounds delicious. I want it.
This isn’t an actual restaurant. Well, it is. It’s a hot dog stand that dressed up as McDowell’s resturant from the movie
Coming to America for Halloween.
So, it seems that this is an alterations shop. A very smartly named one. And adorably decorated at that.
This is a Portugese circus. I wonder if there is actually a Walter Dias. Or if they just picked a name that was close to Walt Disney but not Walt Disney.
Who is that guy in the photo? It doesn’t look like Freddie Mercury? Isn’t that who the pun is supposed to be based on?
This burger joint is named after the German passenberg airship LZ 129 Hindenburg. You know, the one that caught fire. Caught fire light their burgers do on the grill.
This is a barbershop making a pun out of an airline brand. The airline is British Airways. But this place services hairways.
Do they have dancing fish at this spot? Like a discotheque for fish? That would be awesome.
Now, this might not be a pun. It could be a denim shop in Indiana. Or it could be a pun on Indiana Jones.
This is Rip Off Row in India. Not really. It’s just a strip of stores in India that rip their names off from other pieces of technology.
Here we have a master barber. He goes by the name Jabba the Cutt. It’s a pun on Jabba the Hut.
It’s not a casino. It’s a cashino. The Cashino.
Is that an Obama with buckteeth. Or his Asian cousin. This is racist… I think.
This is an amazing pun on
The Godfather. But they also went the extra mile. It’s the director’s cut.
This is a Chinese food restaurant that also celebrates martial arts. Specifically Kung Fu. Hence their name, Kung Food.
So, this place sells grates? I didn’t know there was a grate store. This is a good store name because it makes you think that you’ll have grate expections walking in.
So, do they sell fruit? Yellow things? Or just a straight up right off of a brand name?
48) Elvis Parsley & Grapesland
Now that’s a mouthful. But it does remind us of the King of Rock and Roll. And Graceland.
They could have just stopped at PhoBulous. That’s great in itself. But the absolutely reminds us of Ab Fab, the show.
This place is a Cash 22. And maybe a Catch 22 too. You won’t know until you give them your money.
Another really good choice for more than one reason. It’s a store that’s by the way, near your house. But it’s also a pun on that.
Everyone wants to wind up at the wine store. That’s why this is such a good store name. I bet their customers do too.
I like the name of this store. Even without it being a take on Avril Levine’s name. Maybe they’re hoping that people will Google wrong and their store will show up instead.
Not sure waht this store is selling. But I think this is supposed to be a pun on Pinnochio. I think…
This is a funny one. It’s supposed to be Aye Carumba. You know, like Bart Simpson says.
Well, son of a gun. This is a real good pun. And I bet they have even better buns.
This is an eyeglass shop. It’s a take on Sex in the City. But they sell spectacles in the city.
All the poor boys hang out here. At the Pour Boy. The pour out the best tall boys.
This chiropractic office clearly loves what they do. And they love Jurassic Park. It’s a perfect marriage.
Someone must have gotten in trouble. That’s probably why they shut down. But this supposed to be Pizza Hut.
This is just epic. I mean, Aerosmith is an epic name. But this is double epic.
This is another store that I have no idea what they do or sell. But this is stupposed to be a pun on Volkswagon. Doesn’t look like a car dealership though.
When you entire into this liquor store, you entire into an entirely different universe. Well, actually a planet. The Planet of the Grapes.
Some things are just a pane in the glass. Like windows and doors. This store makes buying windows and doors less of a pain in the ass.
I don’t get this one. Maybe you will. Anyone?
This doors are like matadoors. They aren’t going to let anything go by. Not even a bull.
All their food is Simply Pho You. It’s a pho joint. That specializes in you.
This is a store in Seoul. I’m assuming. It’s a play on soulmates.
So is the barber’s name Jack? Or are the clippers named Jack? It could go either way.
It’s actually spelled tycoon. But in this case it works. That’s because this is a tie store.
If Darth Vader vaped, he would buy vapes from here. Afterall, the shop is named after him. Star Wars fans must love this joint.
So is this a coffee shop also a strip club. I’m less concerned with the name. And more interested in the “Girls, Girls, Girls” sign.
You can take it easy at Tech It Easy. They’ve got all cool tech things.. I think. That or it’s an antique or thrift store.
This is all the wonderful things. I mean, they have a theme song written into their song. I love it so much.
I wonder if this sing show tunes in this barber shop? If not, they totally should. Barber Streisand music only.
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