75 hilarious store names you won't forget anytime soon

Stores usually pick a name that’s easily recognizable. One that lets shoppers know exactly what services their store provides. Or one that makes it easy to be found online.

But then there are other stores that just like to have some fun. People who have invested a lot of heart into their establishment. These stores come up with really fun names.

They’ll choose funny puns. Or logos that are easily recognizable to set their stores apart. And some of them are truly awesome.

Here are 75 hilarious store names you won’t forget anytime soon:

1) Hitler

You know they could have gotten away with it with just the name. But then they went and put the swastika up. This is just pretty horrible and insensitive.

2) Bread Pitt

Even just the Bread Pitt would made sense. But this store came in for the win with a pun. Instead of Brad Pitt the actor, here we have Bread Pitt, the bakery.

3) Eat and Two Veg

You have to have a little British humor to get this one. It’s a play on Meat and Two Veg. Except this is a vegetarian restaurant so there’s no meat.

4) Thai Tanic

Get it? Thai Tanic. It’s a play on Titanic.

5) Brim Full of Rasher

So, this one went over my head. But I think it’s supposed to be a pun on a song called Brimful of Asha. But I have no idea.

6) Lord of the Rinse

Now this is fun. These people know how to have a good time. Even if it’s while doing laundry.

7) Pugs & Kisses

Even your pooch deserves some pampering. And when you treat them they’ll definitely be giving you some pugs and kisses. And lots of them.

8) Life of Pie

So is this a pizzaria. Or is it a bakery? I wonder if they could get sued. Probably not because it’s Pie instead of Pi.

9) Prapa

This isn’t even a pun. This is just a straight up rip off. You ain’t Prada.

10) Pita Pan

Want to avoid growing up? Eat at Pita Pan. It’s where all the Lost Boys hang out.

11) Woofs A Daisy

Whoops a daisy. Well, not here. Here it’s woofs a daisy.

12) Abra Kebabra

This is quite the magical eatery. You can taste the difference. Between magical kebab and non-magical kebab.

13) Codrophenia

This is a fish and chips joint. The place was created by a place that has a love of fish, music, and scooters. Hence the cod riding the scooter.

14) Iron Maiden

Brilliant name for an ironing place. But is their actually a maiden that irons your clothes? Also, is this a pun on the band or torture device?

15) Alan Cartridge

Even printer ink stores can have a sense of humor. This is a take on an Alan Patridge. He’s a comedic character portrayed by actor Steve Coogan.

16) Back to the Fuchsia

How adorable! It’s a play on Back to the Future. What a cute flower shop!

17) Pound Town

Want to take a trip to pound town? You dirty dog. This store definitely didn’t understand the slang version of their store name.

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18) Tequila Mockingbird

It takes a second to get this one. Just say it a bit slower. It’s a play on “To Kill A Mockingbird.”

19) Stemtations

This is one of the weaker puns we’ve seen. But it still works. Especially since flowers are so beautiful you’re always tempted to buy them. Or something like that.

20) Beauty and the Beach

I’m confused. Is this place on the beach? It must be.

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21) Floors For Thought

This place has floors for thought. Instead of food for thought. Either way, we have thought.

22) Lord of the Wings

Here’s another “Lord of the Rings” pun. It’s a wing store. And the owner is the Lord of the Wings.

23) Slots of Fun

This is a genius name for a casino. Emphasizing the gambling and fun. It’s in Blackpool, England.

24) Frying Nemo

This might be upsetting to children. But hilarious nonetheless. They are basically murdering Nemo here.

25)oMc McDnoald’s

Wow, who the hell are these people fooling? No one. That’s probably why they’re closed down.

26) Amy’s Winehouse

I wonder if there’s an actual Amy here. Is this a coincidence? Or was this done on purpose.

27) MFC

Who is that guy on the sign? What is the taste of steam? Why would you want to taste steam?

28) Florist Gump

These people really went for it. And it’s awesome. They will run your flowers to you.

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29) Pho Real

This pho restaurant is for real. So real, it’s Pho Real. Get it?

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30) Sunbucks

Were they trying to spell Subway? Or were they trying to do something a little different? Is this a misspelling or intentional?

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31) Bread Zeppelin

Imagine an actual zeppelin made of bread. Sounds delicious. I want it.

32) McDowell’s

This isn’t an actual restaurant. Well, it is. It’s a hot dog stand that dressed up as McDowell’s resturant from the movie Coming to America for Halloween.

33) Sew It Seams

So, it seems that this is an alterations shop. A very smartly named one. And adorably decorated at that.

34) Walter Dias

This is a Portugese circus. I wonder if there is actually a Walter Dias. Or if they just picked a name that was close to Walt Disney but not Walt Disney.

35) Freddy MehrCurry

Who is that guy in the photo? It doesn’t look like Freddie Mercury? Isn’t that who the pun is supposed to be based on?

36) Hindenburger

This burger joint is named after the German passenberg airship LZ 129 Hindenburg. You know, the one that caught fire. Caught fire light their burgers do on the grill.

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37) British Hairways

This is a barbershop making a pun out of an airline brand. The airline is British Airways. But this place services hairways.

38) Fishcotheque

Do they have dancing fish at this spot? Like a discotheque for fish? That would be awesome.

39) Indiana Jeans

Now, this might not be a pun. It could be a denim shop in Indiana. Or it could be a pun on Indiana Jones.

40) Rip Off Row

This is Rip Off Row in India. Not really. It’s just a strip of stores in India that rip their names off from other pieces of technology.

41) Jabba the Cutt

Here we have a master barber. He goes by the name Jabba the Cutt. It’s a pun on Jabba the Hut.

42) Cashino

It’s not a casino. It’s a cashino. The Cashino.

43) OFC

Is that an Obama with buckteeth. Or his Asian cousin. This is racist… I think.

44) The Godbarber

This is an amazing pun on The Godfather. But they also went the extra mile. It’s the director’s cut.

45) Kung Food

This is a Chinese food restaurant that also celebrates martial arts. Specifically Kung Fu. Hence their name, Kung Food.

46) Grate Expectations

So, this place sells grates? I didn’t know there was a grate store. This is a good store name because it makes you think that you’ll have grate expections walking in.

47) Dolce & Banana

So, do they sell fruit? Yellow things? Or just a straight up right off of a brand name?

48) Elvis Parsley & Grapesland

Now that’s a mouthful. But it does remind us of the King of Rock and Roll. And Graceland.

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49) PhoBulous

They could have just stopped at PhoBulous. That’s great in itself. But the absolutely reminds us of Ab Fab, the show.

50) Cash 22

This place is a Cash 22. And maybe a Catch 22 too. You won’t know until you give them your money.

51) Buy the Way

Another really good choice for more than one reason. It’s a store that’s by the way, near your house. But it’s also a pun on that.

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52) Wined Up

Everyone wants to wind up at the wine store. That’s why this is such a good store name. I bet their customers do too.

53) Avirl Living

I like the name of this store. Even without it being a take on Avril Levine’s name. Maybe they’re hoping that people will Google wrong and their store will show up instead.

54) Pine-Oakio

Not sure waht this store is selling. But I think this is supposed to be a pun on Pinnochio. I think…

55) Eye Carumba

This is a funny one. It’s supposed to be Aye Carumba. You know, like Bart Simpson says.

56) Son of a Bun

Well, son of a gun. This is a real good pun. And I bet they have even better buns.

57) Spex in the City

This is an eyeglass shop. It’s a take on Sex in the City. But they sell spectacles in the city.

58) Pour Boy

All the poor boys hang out here. At the Pour Boy. The pour out the best tall boys.

59) Thorassic Park

This chiropractic office clearly loves what they do. And they love Jurassic Park. It’s a perfect marriage.

60) Pizza Huh

Someone must have gotten in trouble. That’s probably why they shut down. But this supposed to be Pizza Hut.

61) Hairosmith

This is just epic. I mean, Aerosmith is an epic name. But this is double epic.

62) Wokswagon

This is another store that I have no idea what they do or sell. But this is stupposed to be a pun on Volkswagon. Doesn’t look like a car dealership though.

63) Planet of the Grapes

When you entire into this liquor store, you entire into an entirely different universe. Well, actually a planet. The Planet of the Grapes.

64) Pane in the Glass

Some things are just a pane in the glass. Like windows and doors. This store makes buying windows and doors less of a pain in the ass.

65) Hurts Donut

I don’t get this one. Maybe you will. Anyone?

66) MataDoors

This doors are like matadoors. They aren’t going to let anything go by. Not even a bull.

67) Simply Pho You

All their food is Simply Pho You. It’s a pho joint. That specializes in you.

68) Seoul Mate

This is a store in Seoul. I’m assuming. It’s a play on soulmates.

69) Jack the Clipper

So is the barber’s name Jack? Or are the clippers named Jack? It could go either way.

70) Tiecoon

It’s actually spelled tycoon. But in this case it works. That’s because this is a tie store.

71) Darth Vaper

If Darth Vader vaped, he would buy vapes from here. Afterall, the shop is named after him. Star Wars fans must love this joint.

72) Fuckoffee

So is this a coffee shop also a strip club. I’m less concerned with the name. And more interested in the “Girls, Girls, Girls” sign.

73)bTech It Easy

You can take it easy at Tech It Easy. They’ve got all cool tech things.. I think. That or it’s an antique or thrift store.

74) Bapman

This is all the wonderful things. I mean, they have a theme song written into their song. I love it so much.

75) Barber Streisand

I wonder if this sing show tunes in this barber shop? If not, they totally should. Barber Streisand music only.

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