Setting up signages are important for businesses. They offer a great way to get peopleโs attention and to communicate important information about the business, like an upcoming sale or a new item. You can also use signages to tell your customers about certain policies you implement in your shop or to tell them about your operating hours.
Despite how critical signages are, there are still people who fail to come up with the right business signages. These 41 photos prove that.
1. Case closed
Looks like everyoneโs search ends here. The elusive G-spot has finally been spotted.
2. When your local barber is a fan of action-thriller films
Who can forget Harrison Ford in Air Force One? Well, not this barber. Heโs got a barber shop named after the 1997 film.
3. Very catchy
To succeed in any business, you need to make sure you stand out. This business looks like it wonโt have a hard time doing that.
4. This sign gives false hope
For those who want to see topless bartenders and get free beers, this isnโt the place for you. Get them somewhere else.
5. Itโs always open, right?
Basically, this sign just means that the pool is open 24 hours. It doesnโt matter whether youโre younger or older than 18 years old. Mmm, right?
6. The salon you never knew existed
Admit it or not, your ass hair needs some grooming, too. And for that, we found just the right salon for you.
7. As if the sign wasnโt enough
This shop owner wanted to make sure you full understand the name of his business. He even drew an illustration for you.
8. Hereโs an excellent pick up line
Is that โme and youโ or โme in youโ? Well, the answer would probably depend on you.
9. Just come in
Changing the signs often isnโt that easy. Apart from coming up with really nice ideas, you also have to put them up under the heat of the sun which is quite unsafe.
10. Always be clear with your signs
When youโre making any sign, make sure that youโre sending the right message. Any wrong grammar or missing punctuation mark can end up with situations like this.
11. A clever way of pointing you towards the right door
This sign is quite clever. Instead of telling you straight to use the other door, it makes you โtryโ out the wrong one first.
12. Every shop needs this
Even if you donโt have any man shitting next to your shop, you should still consider hanging this sign. Your customers would definitely find this sign hilarious.
13. What happened with the bear?
The news that the shop is now pet-friendly is great. But what happened with the bear?
14. When your ice cream has anxiety
You can freely choose the flavor you want, but you should never tap on the glass. The ice cream might end up screaming.
15. Attention, please
While this is great for the said groups of people, what about the others? Where would they pee?
16. Translation gone wrong
Itโs hard to determine whatโs actually wrong with this sign. Is it the translation or the impression that 3 Americans can weigh as much as 10 people from the area?
17. No words needed
Even without any text, this warning is pretty threatening. Well, not for someone who actually wants to get famous on YouTube.
18. No smoking
As a dog owner, the last thing you want to happen is for your dog to get into the bad habit of smoking. Good thing that this shop doesnโt tolerate it.
19. For your shopping convenience
Not all retail stores allow haggling. And if youโre thinking of doing it inside this shop- itโs already been done for you.
20. Looking for Abby
Abby, are you alright? Seriously, people are lining up to see you at work.
21. What about Joe?
Looks like Abby isnโt the only famous person at work. Joe is quite famous, too- but probably for the wrong reasons.
22. Sounds too harsh
So, is that a threat or a promise? Well, that depends on who you ask.
23. Only for trains
Well, unless you are Thomas the Tank Engine, youโre not allowed to stay on the tracks. Seriously, just stay off the tracks.
24. Only one person per day
What about the day after tomorrow? Or the day after that?
25. Old plumbing
It doesnโt matter how you do it, but only the thinnest turd is allowed to go through those pipes. Flushing a single turd at a time might work, too.
26. A good reminder of how a door is supposed to work
Well, if opening doors is that easy, why would you need a locksmith for then?
27. How much?
Not sure whatโs included in the menu. However, judging from the cars lining up, it must be pretty good.
28. A dream gym
This is everyoneโs dream gym. Imagine, you just drive through and youโll be fit right away.
29. The clever life insurance agent
Unless you reject your humanity, you should consider getting a life insurance.
30. This will make you think
You donโt always get to see alligators high on hallucinogens. This makes the signโs back story seem quite interesting.
31. Congrats!
Reading this can make you momentarily forget how to actually spell it. Is it congratulatchions or congratyoulayseans?
32. Think twice before laughing at your wife
Hereโs a good reminder of why you shouldnโt make fun of your wifeโs choices. Her list includes you.
33. Too much spam
The spam isnโt the only issue. They take sausages to arrive, too.
34. The list of things you shouldnโt flush
This list is pretty accurate. Make sure to apply it to all toilets.
35. Want a funnel cake?
These cakes arenโt selling well. Looking at the sign, you probably know why.
36. Terms and conditions
Never thought of it that way, but I guess their sign does have a point.
37. Wait, now whatโs free here?
Well, technically they are right. But though funny, itโs sure misleading at first.
38. Sign guy favorites
At least the sign guy is honest in his assessment.
39. Procrastination at its finest
And from the looks of things, the display is off to a great start explaining it.
40. Isnโt that the truth?
They really nailed down the truth of all โcrapโ, I mean, garage sales.
41. Mayo Neighs
As far as horseโs names go, gotta give them props for coming up with that.
42. This tow company
You need a tow? Just look for the Camel Tow. Itโs a really popular choice for the guys.
43. Lick a what?
What exactly are they selling in this company? The business sign is certainly a catchy one!
44. Grab a bite at the โpoo-ping palaceโ
Your Thai cuisine experience is not complete until you go to the โpoo-ping palaceโ. Itโs definitely the place to beat!
45. Is that really his name?
This food joint sure looks interesting. I mean, who names their business after urine?
46. A fan of โLaw and Orderโ
This company definitely knows how to play with words. They even did a tribute to a really popular series in the โ90s.
47. An alcoholicโs mantra
Who needs water when wine and beer are all you need to get wise and energized? This is definitely an alcoholicโs motto in life.
48. This totally made me do a double take
Whose inn was it again? And why is he big? The owner being big and the innโs location totally worked in their favor when it came to naming the inn.
49. Not kitten at all!
Use the words โcatsโ, โmeowโ and โkittenโ in a sentence. Look, this pun totally had them all!
50. Thatโs an unfortunate name
This is probably the initials that a person would never be proud of sharing with the world. This wine shop, on the other hand, made sure it was the name of the business! What in the world are they thinking naming their business that way?
51. No way at all
Asian restaurants can sound weird for people in America. But, we are sure they did not intend to name their business in such a tacky way.
52. Oh, no.
A rubber shoe shop for the athletes? The name is so fittingโฆnot!
53. We get it.
We really hope this was some sort of a joke. Nobody would walk away unharmed after falling from that height.
54. Sounds like something offensive
Sounds like something offensive? Read again and read slowly, please.
55. Ice cream who?
One way to attract customers? Place a really awkward knock-knock joke in front of the shop.
56. Just sometimes
Girls wonโt mind it if you throw rocks at them, especially if the rocks are actually diamonds!
57. The great โTranny-Manโ!
Donโt be confused, heโs not a transgender at all. Heโs just here for transmissions.
58. This popular saying
Want to grab the attention of your customers in the morning? Throw a popular morning saying at them and they will not forget about your product the whole day.
59. May the force be with you
Fan of the Star Wars franchise? You may want to check this laundry shop out and see if they hire aliens to wash your clothes.
60. This really bold hiring advertisement
This strip joint is bold enough to invite newly grads in the club. Can they have a go at other, more covered jobs first?
61. Condoms are not safe?
Condoms may not be infallible, but the sign guy seem to have understood the way the product is unsafe. Itโs either that, or he is totally making fun of whoever reads the sign.
62. Itโs the companion, not the destination
Well, this innโs sign surely sounds a bit off. But, it does not mean that itโs not true.
63. What you really need for school
Apparently, school can be a bit stressful at times that what you need is not found on books alone. According to this liquor shop, they have everything you need to survive school.
64. Fat-free lettuce
Last I heard, lettuce are already fat-free. So, what do you really have to offer now?
65. The perfect doors for your garage
Theyโre totally well hung! The garage doors, I mean.
66. A problem will not solve another problem, either.
Sure, milk and water are not going to solve your problems. But, alcohol will only lead you to another mistake so think twice, buddy.
67. Someone date him
The sign guy sounded really desperate with this sign he placed. He even made a joke about sleeping and itโs not the best of joke, but definitely a call for attention so please, someone date him!
68. Stool Bus
Who are we to judge how a company names their business, right? They can a tank a โbusโ anytime they want.
69. Who wants a corndog?
This sign may have ended weirdly, but really there is one thing clear about all these talk: have a corndog.
70. What do they do with the letters?
The guy who does the sign for this business is totally mad now that heโs left with numbers to make up for the lost letters. What does the thieves do with the stolen letters anyway?
71. Target does what?
The signs lined up in this post are placed in such a weird way that you can end up with a totally out-of-this-world sentence if you add them up.
72. One letter forgotten
The sign guy for this business forgot only one letter. But with that letter gone, the message has gone from business-like to really offensive.
73. Where are you, Lenny?
Hey, Lenny, wherever you are, know that everyone at work is waiting for your return.
74. All because of Tom
Wow, Tom must have really sucked that the business even decided to name him as the reason why they need part-timers now!
75. Knowing the right spelling
The food industry is all about food taste, reputation and presentation. But, it is also important to know the correct spelling of things, you know!
Wow, youโd think naming a business is easy but it definitely isnโt! These companies may have made mistakes in their names and signs, but one thing is for sure in all of them: they are hilarious!
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