Everybody loves their grandmother. Maybe yours is a sweet old lady who loves to feed people and crochet. Or perhaps she’s the kind of grandma with a wicked sense of humor who always livens up the dance floor.
No matter what kind of grandmother you have, you can’t help but love her. After all, she loves you. Your parents probably think she loves you a little too much.
If you’re like most people, you probably have fond memories of being spoiled rotten at your grandparents’ house. Grandmothers are especially known for giving their grandchildren too many sweets and being way too liberal with those Saturday morning cartoons. Parents love when their kids go to Grandma’s house. But they dread when they come home because they’re always wired and full of energy (probably from eating too much sugar).
The adorable thing is that grandmas don’t change as their grandkids grow up. They still love to shower them with gifts. But sometimes, those gifts are a little out of touch…bless their hearts, they try.
Some gifts are outdated, some wildly inappropriate, and then some are just plain confusing. But no matter how strange the gift, we’ll always say “Thank you” and pretend we love it. What else are you going to do to Grandma?
1. She knows he appreciates toilet humor
One grandma heard that her grandson makes too many potty jokes. When she saw a mug for coffee shaped like a toilet, she just had to buy it for him. “Get it? Because it looks like poop.”
2. For the professional grandchild
Grandmas are always on the lookout for gifts for their grandchildren. While they know what they liked 30 years ago, they have no idea what they enjoy today. If you liked Scooby Doo back in the day, who knows, you might get a Scooby Doo lunchbox.
3. He’s owning it
Grandma mixed up the presents for boy and girl cousins, but that’s okay. It doesn’t matter these are covered with hearts — they look comfy as heck.
4. She heard you were into “gaming”
Try as they might, grandmas don’t always have a grasp on what their grandchildren like. After hearing her grandchild was into “gaming,” this is what she bought. That’s what this is, right?
5. You might want to look twice, Grandma
Grandma might be losing her eyesight if she didn’t notice what’s really on this shirt. She remembered her grandson liked McDonald’s, so she got him a McDonald’s shirt …sort of.
6. The grandchild will always be her baby
It doesn’t matter how old you get — to your grandmother, you’ll always be a little kid. So, she might get you a card like this for your 29th birthday. After all, you liked trucks 25 years ago.
7. It doubles as a dinner plate
Grandmothers aren’t always great at keeping up with the fashion trends of young people. I guess she thought this oversized belt buckle was a cool statement piece. Which, to be fair, it is.
8. Grandma keeping things PG-13
I’m not sure if Grandma was too naive to realize what this means or if she has a dirty mind and knows exactly what it means. I can’t decide which option is funnier.
9. There’s such a thing as too much detail
Awe, Grandma bought us a couple of cute frog figurines. Of course, when you turn them over, you realize they have some kind of inaccurate anatomical parts. Are these human-frog hybrids?
10. GRANDMA, NO
Her grandson’s name is Brodie Jonas Dean. So, Grandma was thrilled to find a T-shirt with his initials on it. Unfortunately, she didn’t understand why he didn’t want to go out in public wearing a shirt that said: “I love BJ.”
11. Grandma learned how to take a selfie
Grandma heard about these things called “selfies” that all the kids are doing. Hilariously, she only understands the basics of the trend. It usually doesn’t involve mailing a selfie in an envelope.
12. She remembered he liked Ninja Turtles
One grandma remembered her grandson used to love those Ninja Turtles, so she had to grab this T-shirt for him. Of course, that was 30 years ago, but that’s okay.
13. Don’t 24-year-old men like pink kittens?
When you’re choosing a blanket for your adult grandson, make sure you select one in pink and that it’s covered in the cutest animals. It’ll help him get in touch with his softer side.
14. Grandma, those reindeer aren’t frolicking
While some grandmothers knit sweaters, others buy ones they think you’ll like. This grandma just had to get her granddaughter a sweater with some reindeer, um – “playing” with their friends.
15. Grandma is proud of her green thumb
After getting some seeds for Christmas, Grandma was thrilled to produce her first garden cucumber. She was so excited, she wrapped it up in a gift bow to share with her daughter.
16. Grandma might need new glasses
Knitting socks by hand is a long and difficult process, and it takes a lot of skill. Homemade socks from Grandma should be treasured…even if they’re a little bit crooked.
17. Where did Grandma get this?
Grandma heard that her granddaughter enjoyed making crafts out of duct tape, so she decided to get her some. Well, she tried, but this is what she produced. What kind of shops is Grandma going to?
18. Got to keep your nose warm
As we get older, we have a harder time staying warm. So, when the temperature dropped to a freezing 80 degrees Fahrenheit, Grandma had to knit a “nose warmer” for her grandson.
19. It fits perfectly
Grandma wasn’t exactly pleased to learn her granddaughter had moved in with her boyfriend. She gave her this beautiful nightgown. Something tells me there’s a message here.
20. What pretty “flowers”
When her 7-year-old granddaughter asked for some gloves with flowers, Grandma was happy to oblige. I don’t think she’ll be wearing them very much, unfortunately.
21. Um…thanks, Grandma
Either Grandma has a really dirty sense of humor or she didn’t read the shirt at all. Either way, isn’t it nice that this shirt made her think of her grandson?
22. What great pajamas Grandma
Something tells me that Grandma doesn’t have a lot of experience with drugs. But she knew her grandson would enjoy this adult onesie with, um, “leaves” on it.
23. “I got it because it says you’re cool”
Grandmas are always good for a birthday card, usually with a few bucks tucked inside. Of course, you might get a Twilight-themed card that says “Hope your birthday is hot, hot, hot and cool, cool, cool.”
24. Lettering is important, Grandma
Grandmas are used to taking care of their kids and grandkids. And that means making delicious homemade birthday cakes. But it also means they’re too preoccupied to watch their piped lettering of words like “Clint.”
25. Please wash your hands
Many grandparents grew up during the Great Depression so they know all about reducing waste. Sometimes, that means giving their grandkids hand-me-downs…like a bag full of half-used soap.
26. I don’t think Grandma read the fine print
Something tells me that Grandma thought these were actual long johns or long underwear. If she opened the box, she would have found a “coat” for…a very specific part of the body.
27. Too much information, Granny
Learning details about your parents and grandparents is often awkward. Sometimes, they share just a little too much information — like this grandma with her “special” wrapping paper.
28. It’s so colorful
Grandma took it upon herself to buy her grandson this colorful flag to hang it up in his room. Of course, her grandson is straight, but details, details.
29. You’re the coolest kid in 2001
Grandma heard that all the kids love these Xbox gadgets, so she wanted to get her grandchild one, too. Unfortunately, she was about 20 years behind the times. But it’s the thought that counts.
30. Thanks, Grandma, I’ll just…get rid of this
After telling his grandmother he’d been having neck problems, this grandson received a very thoughtful gift. Clearly, grandma thought it was a neck massager, but it’s definitely not.
31. If you insist
Grandma got this cute little bell for her 2-year-old grandchild. She was completely confused about why everyone thought it was so funny.
32. That’ll do it
A Florida grandmother was deeply concerned about the news of cold winter temperatures in Boston where her grandson lived. So, she went to great lengths to make sure he was bundled up warm and cozy.
33. Ah, that’s what kids are up to these days
One grandma must’ve been highly concerned about her grandchild’s social standing when she bought them a book of text abbreviations. She was adamant these were accurate.
34. There’s no need to call names
Grandma found out that her grandchild was “into computers.” She helpfully bought them this book, making sure they were caught up to 2001.
35. Seems a little exhibitionist
I’m not sure what it means when your grandma gets you a pair of sausage boxers. It’s a little too suggestive for comfort. Can we choose a different pattern next time, Gran?
36. Get it, it’s science
Grandma vaguely understood that her grandchild was into science. So it made perfect sense to get this science-like T-shirt. Unfortunately, that sexual innuendo just flew right over her head.
37. This seems like something a grown man would wear
Buying gifts for people can be hard. It’s no wonder grandmothers struggle to know what their grandchildren will find appealing. Sometimes, they settle on gifts like, well, this.
38. It’s “Hawaiian print”
Ah, grandmas and their complete inability to recognize pictures of cannabis. He might not want to wear this shirt out and about unless he lives in a state where weed’s legal.
39. G.G. saw cute animals but didn’t read the card
Awe, a cute puppy, and kitty. Surely there’s nothing inappropriate about this card. With a cover like that, it’s sure to be something as sweet and innocent as G.G. herself.
40. Everyone wants a Jesus backpack
Grandma might not know what kids are into these days, but she does know there’s no way she’ll go wrong buying a Jesus backpack. Especially if Jesus has intensely blue eyes and lots of mascara.
41. I think that’s my desktop
Grandmas always seem to have interesting taste in clothing. It helps to remember they were young in the 60s and 70s, eras when fashion was as questionable as this T-shirt.
42. Is your grandma a cat?
Some grandma gifts miss the mark, some are inappropriate, and some are downright confusing. Thanks for the 10 cans of tuna, Grandma. They’re just what I wanted.
43. Grandma has interesting taste in T-shirts
No one could figure out exactly what Grandma was trying to say with her choices of T-shirts. Maybe she thinks one of them loves clowns and the other could lose a couple of pounds.
44. She thought the leaf was pretty
Grandma went on a cruise and just had to buy this pretty necklace for her granddaughter. Apparently, the fact she was in the Caribbean didn’t make the connection click for her.
45. She’s concerned about your wrist pain
Grandparents often tell us we spend too much time on the computer. Grandma just wanted her 12-year-old grandchild to make sure their mousepad was, um, ergonomic.
46. What a beautiful vase
You can’t blame Grandma for this one. Sex education has come a long way since she was growing up. You might just want to throw a doily over that vase.
47. Glad this made you think of me
Sometimes, you have to wonder what makes Grandmothers think a gift is a good fit. But in this case, I don’t want to know why Grandma saw the words “sex panther” and thought of her grandchild.
48. She’s heard of these Xbox games
Isn’t it nice that Grandma wants her grandchild to have excellence, excitement, enjoyment, and entertainment? But that $4.99 price tag tells you how old this Xbox is.
49. LOVE
I have a lot of questions about this one, but the biggest one…who’s the dude in that picture? I hope it’s someone we know. But I’m pretty sure it’s a random photo model.
50. Grandma has interesting taste in Advent calendars
Advent is a time of waiting for the Christmas season. Usually, Advent calendars depict typical messages of the holiday. But Grandma found this one and decided it was perfect for her grandchild.
51. “I know who’ll love this”
Grandma saw this picture and decided it was ideal for her straight male grandson. I hope he recovered enough to thank her politely and didn’t look too confused.
52. At least it’s not intended for alcohol
Grandma spotted this in the store and thought it was a great gift for her 12-year-old grandchild. In her defense, it at least says you’re not supposed to use alcohol.
53. She loved Barney…15 years ago
When turning 19, this grandmother knew she had to get a cake her granddaughter would love. Didn’t she admire that purple dinosaur at some point…like almost two decades ago?
54. “You’re Hispanic, you’ll love it”
This one didn’t involve a grandmother, but a grandmother-in-law. First, she didn’t make the connection to “Breaking Bad” and second, she only knew a few vague things about her grandson’s fiancée. At least she tried.
55. Every gamer needs one
Grandma knew her grandchild was into gaming, so she purchased all kinds of accessories. Of course, no one’s needed a mouse cleaning system in 15 years, but thanks anyway, Granny.
56. Oh no
This gift isn’t unwrapped yet, but I think everyone’s already guessed what it is. It looks like there’s another grandma who thought she was gifting a “neck massager.” Yikes.
57. This seems seasonally appropriate
I can’t quite understand Grandma’s reasoning for the “Easter” cake or where she found it. It must’ve caused quite a few giggles at the family Easter brunch.
58. My straight grandson will love this sexy cowboy blanket
“What will my heterosexual adult male grandson want for his birthday? How about a blanket covered in half-naked cowboys posing sexily? Everyone needs one of those.”
59. That’s not exactly what I meant
After a conversation with her adult granddaughter about the Jurassic period, Grandma bought her this toy dinosaur. Luckily, she had a great-grandchild who was thrilled to get it.
60. Well, they were on sale
Some grandmothers can’t resist a sale, even if it’s for something that doesn’t make any sense. This grandma spotted these letter stickers and grabbed them for her grandchild. Who can resist that sales price?
61. Grandma doesn’t approve of the new hairstyle
After her grandson shaved his head, Grandma just couldn’t resist. She was worried his head would get cold so she knitted him a custom head-warmer.
62. Thanks for the…horse teeth
Sentimental gifts are nice, but they don’t mean the same thing to everyone. Grandma decided to pass along a memory of her beloved pet horse…in the form of some teeth.
63. Everyone needs a nice picture of Grandma
Grandmothers love pictures of their grandkids. So, it follows that grandchildren would love a photo of their grandma. This one even went so far as to frame it for them.
64. It does look comfortable
When his grandma apologized for wearing her nightgown, he said he understood and that it looked comfortable. She immediately offered him a nightgown, too. Of course, he couldn’t refuse.
65. Everyone needs a party vest
Grandma wanted her grandson to have a nice party vest. Instead of buying one, she decided to make it herself. It might not be what the “kids” are wearing these days, but it’s pretty amazing.
66. This really tones down the Jeep
When your grandma knows you love your Jeep, it’s only natural she’d want to give you something nice for it. With her doily, you’ll have the most elegant four-wheel-drive in town.
67. That’s some unfortunate fin placement
Never underestimate the abilities of a grandma and her crochet hook. This grandmother managed to make an amazing shark blanket. Unfortunately, she put the dorsal fin in a bad place.
68. Thanks for thinking of me, Gram
This grandma saw this laser cat shirt and immediately thought of her grandson. We’ll never know exactly why, but it was a nice gesture. The shirt is pretty epic.
69. G-MA Betty is amazing
I don’t know anything about G-ma Betty, but the one thing I do know…she’s way cooler than I’ll ever be. It’s impossible not to smile at her awesome pictures.
70. Grandma has a sick sense of humor
Isn’t that a sweet coffee mug? Grandma thinks you’re her best friend, that is until you get to the bottom of the cup of coffee. Then, you see a finger flipping you the bird.
71. Turkey’s the reason for the season
This grandma not only wanted her grandson to wear her custom-made turkey hat, but she also demanded that he post a photo of it on Reddit. You’re never too old to want those upvotes.
72. Adult men love unicorn blankets, right?
When you’re looking for a blanket for your adult grandson, you can’t go wrong with a pink one designed with a unicorn. Grown men just love unicorns.
73. Just thinking of you
This granddaughter will never know why this psychedelic cat T-shirt reminded Grandma of her, and that’s okay. She just gets to reap the benefits of this amazing shirt.
74. Kicker: this was given in July
There’s nothing like a bizarre coffee table book to remind you of your grandma. It seems as though guinea pigs celebrate Christmas in the middle of the summer.
75. Grandma might think you spend too much time online
Not every grandmother can relate to her grandchild’s interests, but that doesn’t mean she won’t try. One grandmother with incredible cross-stitching skills made this amazing gift for her gaming grandchild.
75 grandma gift fails that are so bad they made everyone laugh out loud
Cedric Jackson
11.27.19
Everybody loves their grandmother. Maybe yours is a sweet old lady who loves to feed people and crochet. Or perhaps she’s the kind of grandma with a wicked sense of humor who always livens up the dance floor.
No matter what kind of grandmother you have, you can’t help but love her. After all, she loves you. Your parents probably think she loves you a little too much.
If you’re like most people, you probably have fond memories of being spoiled rotten at your grandparents’ house. Grandmothers are especially known for giving their grandchildren too many sweets and being way too liberal with those Saturday morning cartoons. Parents love when their kids go to Grandma’s house. But they dread when they come home because they’re always wired and full of energy (probably from eating too much sugar).
The adorable thing is that grandmas don’t change as their grandkids grow up. They still love to shower them with gifts. But sometimes, those gifts are a little out of touch…bless their hearts, they try.
Some gifts are outdated, some wildly inappropriate, and then some are just plain confusing. But no matter how strange the gift, we’ll always say “Thank you” and pretend we love it. What else are you going to do to Grandma?