Drinking… where do we start? Drinking is fun. It helps us to relax and it’s fun to do while being social.
But sometimes… it just doesn’t end well. Sometimes we drink a little too much. And sometimes that ends hilariously.
Other times it doesn’t. But when it does end hilariously, it’s extra hilarious. These are some of those times.
Here are 75 times drunk people failed in the most hilarious fashion:
You know you drank too much when you don’t remember how you got home. It’s happen to the best of us. But this is next level forgot how I got home.
This guy tried to charge his wallet. Apaprently, it was dead after a night out. Maybe there will be more money in it in the morning.
3) Drunk Steve vs. Sober Steve
This is a note that someone wrote to themselves before they went out. Then he wrote a note to himself when he came home drunk. It’s Drunk Steve vs. Sober Steve.
This girl has pretty decent cropping skills while drunk… not really though. She told her mom she was home in bed. Then she sent her this gem of a photo.
First of all, this is amazing. Her form… her style. This is the best (and only) kitchen swimming I’ve ever seen.
Some people go on online shopping sprees when they are drunk. That’s why Kath decided to treat herself. That’s because Kath loves Kath because Kath is worth it.
7) Look Mom, I’m a Stingray!
These ladies got drunk and decided to recreate an old photo of themselves. But someone had to be the stingray. She looks really happy about being the stingray.
This guy was real drunk. He needed some bunny love. So he decided to sprawl out next to the bunny.
If someone drives your drunk self home… you have to pay the selfie toll. These guys stopped to take selfies with the drunk guy’s phone. But that was after they tucked him in first.
This guy took a giant bite out of this fudge when he was drunk. But it wasn’t fudge. It was just some fancy soap his wife bought him.
When most people get drunk they throw up or act the fool. This guy designed a plane. That’s kind of an anti-fail if you ask me.
This guy decided to drunkenly share a quesadila with his cat. Then he snapped this photo. Then he passed out.
This guy was trying to set his alarm. He set it for 8:30. But he set his calculator instead of his alarm.
14) Plug in the Chocolate
Here we have another cell phone plug mishap. They plugged in a candy bar. How do you tell if its charged?
This is what happens when you get drunk at a Red Wings game. You wake up with photos like this on your phone. You turn into a cigarette smoking, piano playing, guy that all the girls love. Not a bad deal.
Some people get really innovative when they’re drunk. Here we have a mini drum kit. It’s made from cocktail stirrers.
Did you know that you can make pasta in the toaster oven? Probably not, because you can’t. It’s something a drunk person would attempt though.
These drunk friends are really good at scrabble. All these words connect. Not sure I could do this sober.
Here is a guy who met Bono when he was drunk. Not really. That isn’t Bono, but he was so drunk he thought it was.
20) World’s Greatest Cab Driver
This cab driver didn’t want to leave this man on the side of the road when he fell asleep in the cab. So, he took him back to his place. He let his drunk passenger crash on the couch. Ultra fail for the drunk guy though.
This drunk mom just invented an air bag for bicycles. Her daughter isn’t sure if she’s a genius. Or a drunken fool.
22) Hi, Self. Are You Home?
Hey, self. It’s me. Are you home? Nah.
This is one of the biggest drunken wins I’ve ever seen. This guy got his Dominoes delivery guy to also bring him McDonald’s. He just asked in the comments.
Here we have a Mr. Fix It. He broke the shower rod while drunk. Then he went to backyard in Mr. Fix It mode and “fixed it.”
This person is a douche. They played a nasty trick on themselves. And we all know that vodka is the last thing we want in our mouths after a long night of drinking.
This guy felt some morning remose after stealing a bike while drunk the night before. Not sure why he put a picture of the bike up on there. You’d think he leave some kind of note to ensure that only the true owner could claim it.
Lots of potatoes all in a row. It’s a result of mom being drunk. This is what her child walked into the kitchen to find.
28) Texting Your Ex-Airport
Some people drunk text their exes. Not this person. They were checking in on their airport.
People sometimes will buy whatever they want when they’re drunk. This person really wanted this. It’s a galactic kitty.
This is another wonderful drunken purchase. Maybe the best one yet. It’s a smoking squirrel cowboy.
Wait. We take it back. This is the best drunk purchase so far. What a beautiful bird.
32) 3 Hour Mac and Cheese
This guy got drunk and thought it would a good idea to make some mac and cheese. Then he took a nap. This is what it looked like three hours laters.
This guy is going to drunkenly take the escalator. Except he’s not. He just thinks he is.
34) Engagement Photo Bomb
Here we have an accidental photo bomb. Of an engagement photo. It happens when your brother gets really shit faced.
This guy found his soulmate when he was drunk. A cat who loves him very much. This is his life now.
This is what happens when you drunkenly lose your ID. You have to get a new one. And now she is forever drunk on her ID.
This poor dog. He was transformed into a dinosaur in a drunken incident while his human’s wife sung the
Jurassic Park theme song. He looks pretty happy about it though.
This guy is at drunk level lazy. He doesn’t even want to get up to sip his drink. So, he made mega straw.
39) Would You Like Shoes With That?
This guy was trying to make some breakfast. He found his shoes in the fridge. Must have been a rough night.
This guy had a rough time seeing when he woke up. That’s because he put his contacts on the light switch. Hope they aren’t messed up.
This guy was hoping to make up for the incident he caused. He drunkenly pissed on someone’s porch. He tried to make it up with some cash.
This is what happens why you try to make cookies when you’re drunk. Not very round are they? Nope!
The best part about going drinking is making new friends. These guys made friends with an alpaca. The alpaca looks really happy about it.
This guy was so deep in conversation he had to put his beer down. He needed something to hold it. He chose his pocket.
Everyone loves a good label maker. But these drunk people went crazy with theirs. What the hell are bagel seeds?
46) Best Drunk Guest Ever
Who is Andy? The best drunk guest ever! He can sleep on my couch anytime!
This drunken guy could be on to something. I’d eat that Mac and Cheese taco. It looks delicious.
Never Photoshop while drunk. You might come up with horrors such as these. Here we have Mr. Fingerlegs.
49) Make Missouri Big Again
This guy is out to make Missouri Big Again. He wants to give his home state the credit that it’s due. And he does that by making it larger.
Want to remember a drunken moment forever? Why not do it with a 3-D printed statue. This one is glorious.
This woman hasn’t gotten drunk in 10 years. When she finally did, she turned into Spider-Man. Meet Spider-Mom.
This guy couldn’t find Friday night’s dinner. He was drunk when he ordereded it. But he knows he definitely ordered it.
When you’re drunk, it helps to have friends. Like this dog. He helped clean up the drunken mess his human made.
This drunk husband decided to get a haircut. Not sure you can actually call this a haircut though.
This is a gorgeous masterpiece. Photography at its finest. The subject doesn’t seem to think so.
This girl wrote a reminder to herself to never takes shots. You know you messed when you can taste the sound of your thoughts. Whatever that means…
The Drunk Knight saves the day (or night) once again. He lurks in the shadows looking for drunk people who need saving. Like this guy.
58) Dude, Where’s My Drink
This is how you know your drunk. When you think you’re holding your drink. But you definitely aren’t.
This cat loves when his human gets drunk. Because now he has a fort. A crappy looking one… but a fort nonetheless.
60) Crafting With Cat Hair
Do you know what a fun drunk passtime is? Crafting with cat hair. Or at least this guy thought so.
The house party went really well last night. There was only one problem. They can’t find the key to mom’s shoe.
Neighbors are great. Especially drunk neighbors. This one is having a smoke break.
What happens when you drop your burrito? Your world crumbles around you. Much like this.
He’s doing it wrong. He tried to plug his phone in and failed. Good thing he didn’t get electrocuted.
65) For the Love of Pizza Rolls
This guy was so close. He almost made it. He almost got his pizza rolls. But he passed out before he got there.
This woman dropped her phone. She picked up her sandal instead of her phone. So she’s wearing her phone on her foot and trying to talk through her sandal.
She said she wasn’t drunk. Then she passed out like this. That can’t be comfortable.
68) What Drunk John Thinks About Sober John
This is what Drunk John really thinks about Sober John. It’s not very nice. I think he needs to listen to some Lizzo.
This guy bought his toad 100 top hats instead of one by accident when he was drunk. That’s one classy top hat toad. He looks like he hates it.
This drunk roomate was going to get this can open at all costs. So he tried to Samurai it open. It didn’t go well.
Is she OK? The dog wants to know. She really doesn’t look OK.
This got was wasted and disappeared for several hours. He returned at the last minute for the train ride home like this. Did he try to fight a bear? What the hell happened to this guy and his pants?
This is why you need to bring your drunk friends to the door. He was dropped off near his house. He didn’t make it back home for a while.
Well, that’s embarrassing. This person answered their own text. Then had to explain themselves.
This guy was real drunk. He left behind his leg. And his beer.
