Dating is an exciting experience. It gives you the opportunity to meet new people and experience new things. Itโs a chance for you to really get to know a person and see if he or she is the right one for you.
Unfortunately, not all people are lucky enough when it comes to dating. Some people get ghosted while others get told mean comments. There are also people who were forced to pay the bill because their dates went MIA all of a sudden.
If you are thinking of going on a first date, make sure to read these hilarious tweets first. They may or may not change your mind.
1. Still not done
Itโs always a good thing to not waste any food. However, when someone is still eating, itโs rude to ask if sheโs already done. Itโs meaner to start wrapping up that personโs food while sheโs still eating.


2. Not her type
Although it sounds like a scene from a romantic comedy film, this one happened in real life. And based on the story, itโs safe to say that the woman didnโt find the guy likable. First impressions matter when it comes to dating.


3. Well done.
This woman had the perfect response to her dateโs comment. No woman deserves to be treated that way, particularly those who spend hours trying to look their best.


4. Mystery date
Getting stood up is just as bad as going on a blind date with someone whoโs not your actual date. The woman probably just stayed for the food.


5. Good and bad
It must be awkward for them to find out about their true relationship. Well, I think itโs good that they learned about it before their romantic relationship got any deeper.


6. Seeing a movie
This woman should feel lucky for learning about the guyโs strong attachment to his mom on their first date. Sheโs bound to have more problems if their relationship continued.


7. Two first dates
It was a good thing that the waiter was kind enough to tell this woman the truth. Otherwise, sheโd have spent the entire night believing the guyโs lie.
8. Wrong Prank
This is the kind of prank you do when youโre already married and share 5 kids. Itโs not something you do on your first date.


9. Making it clear
This guy didnโt want to make the wrong impression so he defended himself even before his date saw his wet crotch.


10. Shocking
I bet she wasnโt the only one who was shocked by what she said. The waiter and her date were probably mortified, too.


11. Like a dog
This guy sure knows how to mess up a perfectly romantic moment. I hope the woman didnโt feel insulted about being treated like his dog.


12. Surprise!
This is why surprises arenโt always good when it comes to dates. I think Iโd rather want to know where weโre heading than to come to a formal event wearing the silliest costume.


13. Went away
He must be too embarrassed after those 3 failed attempts. Instead of going back to her spot, he chose to drive off. Poor woman, she had to walk home. I hope she wasnโt wearing heels at that time.


14. Becoming a nun
The guy was probably her last sign. After their date, she got the sign she was looking and waiting for.


15. In the middle
The waiter was rude for stepping in and confronting the man while heโs with his date. The man, on the other hand, could have chosen a different restaurant that day. It must have been uncomfortable and awkward for the woman to be caught in such a situation.


16. A quick stop
This is a good reason why you should never mix work with leisure. Never bring your work when youโre out on a date. Itโs rude and, well, scary.


17. From bad to good
Donโt feel bad if your first date was a disaster. Good things can still happen along the way. You might even end up marrying your date just like this couple.


18. A short story
I totally disagree. We need to hear the full story, particularly what happened after.


19. Just in case
Good for the girl for being clear about her boundaries. However, I think it would have been better if she had just turned him down instead of coming to the pizza place with him.


20. Confusing
Iโm not sure how they ended up in the ex-wifeโs home but it seems horrible and fun. It sounds like an episode from Friends and other rom-com series.


21. A sign
Right off the bat, borrowing $10 would have been a red flag already. She definitely dodged a bullet there.


22. An expensive date
Having two tables pushed together isnโt the only embarrassing part of this story. Receiving the bill probably made her feel bad, too. I hope she learned her lesson about dish sizes from this experience.


23. Being watched
This must have been planned. Otherwise, thereโs no way the dad could have figured out what movie they were watching if the girl didnโt tell him.


24. Danger
Going on a blind date is exciting. Unfortunately, itโs equally risky, too. This is solid proof.


25. A thief
The guy sure worked fast. He wasnโt just able to steal the card in two minutes but he was also able to get to the nearest Walgreens and spent $2,000 there.


26. โRevengeโ
The guy was clearly not interested in dating or meeting other people. Heโs still not over his ex-wife.


27. Ouch
This is extremely rude. If you want to date someone else, donโt ask the sister out. Youโre just going to end up hurting her feelings.


28. No idea
It didnโt take long for this man to learn everything he needed to know about the girl. He saw her true colors right away. Whoever Tom was, letโs just hope that he was as lucky as this guy.


29. Looking for help
This man wasnโt looking for a date when he went to see this woman. Based on the things heโs asking for, heโs clearly looking for a free nanny!


30. A date for Grandma
Iโm not sure what he meant with โa little youngerโ. For the girl to consider setting him up with her grandma, he was probably around her age.


31. Broken toes
I think Iโm more interested to hear the first part of the story. How in the world did she stub her toe that hard to cause that kind of injury?


32. Independent woman
Letting a guy open doors for you wonโt hurt your sense of independence. You can still consider yourself an independent woman while letting a guy be a gentleman.


33. โAccidentallyโ
Sending the text to her instead of his mate might be an accident but the actual text wasnโt. If he didnโt mean it, he wouldnโt have stayed silent for the rest of the trip.


34. No manners
You donโt ask someone out when youโre broke. Moreover, you donโt ask for money from your date, particularly if itโs your first time going out. And if she gives you money, make sure you give the change back. These things are called manners and we should always be mindful of them.


35. Out of boredom
It was a good thing that he asked. Otherwise, he could have spent another hour waiting for her to come back. If she was that bored, she could have just told him and they could split right after that.


36. Front tooth
That must be a seriously weak tooth. It broke off just by eating pizza! He should bring a high-quality super glue on his next date.


37. Just rude
She should have taken that as a warning. No well-mannered guy would do that.


38. No good
Thereโs nothing funny about this. Itโs clearly not accidental. Itโs sexual assault!


39. A family thing
Itโs probably the brotherโs fault for feeding the woman the wrong information about the countryโs number of states. The man should have corrected her before marrying her.


40. Falling tooth
It must be a thing for this guy. If it happens frequently, he should consider investing in a decent super glue to keep the tooth in place.


41. Tagged
Social media makes things convenient for us. In this case, itโs telling the guy he wasnโt being a good date.


42. When the wife showed up
Initially, I thought that seeing frogs on your first date was the bad part. Then, I thought it was seeing the ex-wife. After reading the whole thing, the worst part was probably the restraining order.


43. The best reply
Ordering a brownie a la mode with coffee was the perfect response to that comment. She didnโt need to lose 10 lbs to be a ten. Sheโs perfect in her own way!


44. A tip
If youโre looking for a way out of a bad date, do what this woman did. Itโs a lot less rude than leaving your date without saying a word. Plus, youโll be helping out the waiter with the extra 20 bucks.


45. Clever
If you always find yourself forgetting your dateโs name, take her to Starbucks. Just make sure that you let her order her drink.


46. Gone
He either got scared of the bill or it was his intention all along. Poor woman, she had to pay for everything.


47. Criminal record
It seems like someoneโs hiding skeletons in their closet. It was a good thing that the girl didnโt stick around for a second date to learn what those skeletons were


48. Sudden realization
He was probably a really bad date that it made the girl realize that her ex was so much better. Well, at least the realization came early.


49. Creepy
Fortunately, the woman saw the sign and told the guy she would no longer be seeing him. He was more shocked to hear that. I guess heโs not aware of how creepy his actions were.


50. A sweet mommy
She could no longer wait for her child to find a decent date so she set one up. She even joined their dinner to make sure things go smoothly for them. What a (not so) thoughtful mom!


51. A garbage dump
He was willing to let her get anything she wanted from the garbage dump. It was like he owned the place.


52. The jacket
Itโs either he was trying to be funny or heโs just too honest. But since the tweet was tagged #worstfirstdate, Iโd guess itโs the last one.


53. A big no
Heโs too proud of everything he did. He couldnโt even wait until the second date to share those details.


54. Dark humor
Not everyone has the same sense of humor. Some take dark humor very seriously.


55. Free refill
It sounds like a good move to save money but itโs not the best way to make the best impression, particularly on a first date. Well, at least he was able to get her some popcorn.


56. Gross!
Although I feel sorry for the guy, no one can blame the girl. She just sneezed at the wrong time.


57. Weird
The weird thing wasnโt the guy bragging about how good his ex was. I think it was the fact that the guy eventually became her boyfriend. She still took him even though he was still not over his ex.


58. By the 3rd drink
This guy is still better than most men who wait until the 2nd or 3rd date before telling they have a girlfriend. Nonetheless, itโs still a bad first date.


59. Fishes
Even though she ate fish tacos and skipped the meat, her date still managed to make her feel bad for it. Well, at least the date waited until she was finished eating it before making a comment.


60. โNormalestโ
This girl shouldnโt feel bad about hearing that. Instead, she should feel happy that the guy considered him normal. I guess not all girls he meets are lucky enough to be described that way.


61. Selfish
He probably liked buffalo wings so much that he didnโt want to share. Itโs either that or heโs just super selfish.


62. At the strip club
This is one brave girl. If I were her, I would have left the club right away. There was no point sitting there while the guy was running around after his ex.


63. Too advanced
I guess the pizza was his sign. Itโs sealed the deal for him.


64. Too perfect
Was he being true or heโs just setting his friend up? Somethingโs not quite right with this story.


65. 6 months early
Heโs really interested in her that heโs already planning a date with his family 6 months from their first date. Too bad the girl didnโt feel the same way.


66. Yikes!
Her zit was probably so bad that it looked like spilled ice cream. I hope he didnโt offend her or the zit.


67. Thief
The guyโs quite quick. He was able to steal 6 shirts in just a short amount of time. He seemed like a pro.


68. Like a kid
If you have a good sense of humor, youโd find this funny. However, if youโre like this woman, youโd probably feel offended.


69. Not over
It seemed like he initially planned on making his ex feel jealous. Well, the plan clearly backfired.


70. No words.
I hope the guy didnโt eat anything with garlic or onion. It would have been a clear disaster.


71. Too embarrassed
Itโs not clear if he really peed his pants. The clear thing was that he was asking his date to go home alone.


72. Too good to be true
Iโm not sure how holy water helps. All I know is that itโs sometimes used to drive bad spirits away.


73. Traumatized
He must have done something to make the woman rethink her dating plans. One doesnโt just quit dating without a valid reason.


74. The plastic baggy
He didnโt need to ask how their date went. The answer was pretty clear.


75. Expectation
This is why you shouldnโt be setting expectations when it comes to date. Youโll never know a personโs appetite until you sat next to her and watch her eat.


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