When Jimmy Fallon sends a shoutout to the Twitterverse that itโs time for another game of #hashtag, you better believe all his followers are going to listen.
This time around itโs all about the funniest, weirdest, or most embarrassing #weddingfails ever! He started off with his own story about a 2-man congo line that never gained any momentum, but thatโs pretty tame in comparison to what other people around the world had to share.
From desperate single lady cat-fights over the bouquet to dogs making pre-honeymoon puppies in the aisle, here are 75 epic wedding fails that will haunt guests forever (or at least until death do they part)!
1. The Funny Italian Grandpa
Ha ha, Italians always know how to do it better! Maybe thatโs why all roads lead to Rome, eh?
2. Preacher Fail
It happens to the best of us. Weโre up there living on our high horse and preaching to the choir when suddenly a higher power steps in to crush our holier-than-thou attitude.
3. Show Me The Money!
Dad jokes never end! The jokeโs on him, though, after he gets the final wedding bill in the mail.
@Anna Brown:
โMy Dad said he wasnโt giving me away but would swap me for a bottle of Glen Fiddich Whiskey.โ
4. A Case Of Mistaken Identity
Good for Mike! Or is it Mark? Either way, this bride is keeping it all in the family. Thatโs what matters most, right?
5. Happy Birthday!
Awww, but thatโs so adorable! And sheโs not wrong, because everyone always has a birthday coming up. She was just getting a head start.
6. The Head Smack
She was just practicing a dry run for real marriage. Hitting the reset button like that is an integral part of wedded bliss!
7. Hide-And-Seek
Wait, a 5-year-old instigated a game of hide-and-seek with hardcore Marines and got them to play along? Iโm pretty sure that means she won this round!
8. Hold Your Damn Peace, Linda!
Itโs really just a formality, really. As an invited wedding guest, youโre not actually supposed to speak up when the priest asks for objections.
@Trish Christofferson:
โWish Linda had spoken up at my wedding!โ
9. Oops, Thatโs Not My Wedding!
Oh boy, this groom isnโt really starting out on the right foot, now is he? Heโs probably going to forget their wedding anniversary every year, too.
@Hans:
โGroom Switch. Now in theatres. Starring Eva Mendez, Will Smith and Adam Sandler.โ
10. The Slippery Slope
The photographer slipped and fell while taking a snap of the wedding party. This is the funny snap the camera caught on his way down!
11. The Seagull Who Ate The Priestโs Toupee
Now that sounds like a good title for a best-selling childrenโs book. It teaches them about how to deal with awkwardly funny moments!
12. Football Season
Awww, at least she wasnโt mad at her dad. And you canโt really blame the guy, I mean come on, itโs football!
13. Er, Who Am I Again?
Well, thereโs always a silver lining in every situation. For example, at least he didnโt say a womanโs name that wasnโt his bride-to-be!
14. The Bathroom Incident
Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go! Busting down doors and scary the poor guy isnโt going to help it come out any faster.
15. Savage โNana!
Awww, poor Ashley. Donโt pay attention to Grandma, sheโs just mad that the next big gathering sheโll be invited to is her own funeral.
16. The Wedding Speech Fail
Itโs always the cupcakes that screw you over and make you feel bad about yourself. They get you at office parties, bake sales, and now theyโve infiltrated weddings!
17. They Couldnโt Wait For The Honeymoon!
And then there was that one time that doggy flower girl and ring bearer boi got busy making puppies in the aisleโฆ What a wonderful story to tell their grandkids!
18. Fighting Over The Bouquet With A Kid
Ahhh yes, fighting over the bridal bouquet is a time-honored tradition we all know and love. Some might even say itโs the inspiration behind Black Friday sales at Walmart!
19. One For The Birds
Ha ha, this is too funny! Was it Big Bird that threw a handful of seeds at the bride? Or perhaps it was Wile E. Coyote that crashed the party.
@Azziza:
โWe had small bags of rice for each guest and one asshole threw the whole bag at my head.โ
20. The Granny Panty Garter
Brilliant โ youโre training your husband to get used to the idea. Because when youโre behind on laundry, itโs granny panties all the way!
21. Einsteinโs Dummy
You know how Einstein said that the definition of insanity is doing something over and over again and expecting different results? Well, the same thing applies to being a big, goofy dumbass!
22. The Terrible Wedding Singer
You gotta love kids with absolutely no filters on how they speak up and express themselves. They get to say and do the things we wish we could!
23. Wrong City & State
Oops! Thatโs a pretty big wedding fail โ those two cities are a thousand miles apart! But at least they had a good excuse as to why they couldnโt be there.
24. OMG Itโs A Moose!
Thatโs actually a win! Wedding photos are a dime a dozen, but a pic of a moose crashing your party? Now, thatโs priceless!
25. Hear Me Roar!
Awww, thatโs so stinkinโ cute. I wish I could run around and roar like a dinosaur every time I felt anxious about something.
@Randy Inbred:
โDid he do the t-rex hands? If so, bravo!โ
26. Jimmy Fallonโs Fail
Even Jimmy Fallon has stories about wedding fails. But this kind of sounds like something heโd do on purpose just for laughs.
@flemso:
โLeading a conga line is a #weddingfail in its own right.โ
27. He Shaved Off His Eyebrow
Leave it to a guy to use Halloween makeup to put on eyebrows. The beauty influencers on YouTube are my go-to gurus for caterpillar brows!
28. Wrong Reception
This is actually good news if youโre a wedding crasher wannabe. It means you can still get a free meal and not get caught for at least the first hour!
29. The Shotgun Wedding
It probably would have been nice to inform the guests of the gun show after-party. But the silly kid in me secretly thinks it would have been fun to see them all scatter!
30. Just Look At His Grin!
โWhen you get the pictures back from your cousinโs wedding and find this picture of your son.โ
That kiddo knows exactly what heโs doing. Better watch out, โcause heโs going to grow up to be โthatโ kid in grade school!
31. I Love You, Man!
Well, I guess a wedding is as good a time as any to express how much you love someone. Just maybe next time pick someone other than the person thatโs getting married.
@WaLe:
โWooooah dude, way to go down in flames!โ
32. โYou Werenโt Invited!โ
Donโt you hate those embarrassing moments when your mouth starts talking before your brain has a chance to catch up? Just be glad it wasnโt an Indian wedding, or youโd be facepalming yourself all day.
@RandyInbred:
โI had a big Indian wedding. I invited around 30 people. My parents invited around 80. My wife and her parents invited over 400. I literally didnโt know anyone for large parts of the day.โ
33. The Bride Threw Up
Pre-wedding jitters are normal for any bride or groom. But throwing up all over the place and fainting? Now thatโs next-level #weddingfail!
34. She Hijacked The Wedding
Gotta love a girl who knows exactly what she wants and goes for it! Too bad Curtis is probably at that stage where he thinks girls are gross and they have cooties.
35. Thatโs Just Bad Luck!
Oh that poor clueless husband, there is no such thing as a doggy bag at weddings! Now the bride and groom are going to have bad luck on their first wedding anniversary when they donโt have the top tier of the cake to open up.
36. Bored DJ
That DJ mustโve had Jedi mind trick powers like Obi-Wan Kenobi. โThereโs arenโt the moves youโre looking for. You can stop dancing now. Move along, move along!โ
37. Their Wedding Was Totally Lit
No really, it was almost on fire! They even have fire truck photos to prove it.
@Jdrosehn21:
โThe fire alarm went off during our receptionโฆat least we got some great pictures next to the fire truck!โ
38. Trapped In The Elevator
Ah yes, that old trapped in the elevator excuse. That one never really works when you try to explain to your boss why you were late, either.
39. Are They Even Married?
Well, you might actually not be married since the name is spelled different. Itโs probably easier for him to legally change his name to whatever is on the certificate.
40. The Stuffed Bear Girl
Somehow โstuffed bear girlโ doesnโt quite have the same ring to it as flower girl. Maybe itโll sound better when she grows up and starts going to furry parties.
41. That Douchebag Doing The Wave
Yep, no matter where you go, thereโs always a comedian in every group gathering. He just needs to practice more on his timing!
42. She Bailed Out Groom In Her Wedding Dress
Sounds like someone was having a little bit too much fun at his wedding. At least youโll have great photos to mark the momentous occasion!
43. Shut Up, Chad!
Poor Mike. What is it about the name Mike that priests and dads canโt seem to get right?
44. The Strange Objection
Awww, the poor old man probably had Alzheimerโs. Sounds like he was reliving a memory from his youth when some dirtbag really did try to steal his bride!
45. The Force Is Strong With That One
Well, you shouldnโt really argue with the invisible forces of nature! If the carpet was trying to grab her attention, she should have listened.
46. Iโm The Ring Bear!
Thatโs so cute and funny! We all should be so lucky to have free entertainment at our weddings!
47. The Kleenex Train
@KeithTVGuy welcomed his new aunt into the family by wiping his nose on her wedding dress after she walked down the aisle. Yes, itโs true โ snot is the gift that keeps on giving!
48. Everyone Fainted!
It was like the Whoโs Who of the fainting world. First to go down was dad, then the bridesmaid, then the brideโฆthe groom was the only one left standing!
49. The Wedding Podcast, Episode 1
They were just early adopters of the podcast version of weddings. It still hasnโt taken off, but if it ever does, at least they can say they were the first ones to do it!
50. The Wrong Reception
Oh well, no harm done! They were just practicing their dance moves for the real reception.
51. The Failed Speech
Usually the person who gives the wedding speech is supposed to talk about how much the bride and groom love each other. But dad decided it was a good time to let his son know just how much of a loser he was.
52. The Pre-Bouquet Bouquet
@see_kel knew exactly what was she doing as a 3-year-old. And now as an adult, sheโs years ahead of all the other brides-to-be when it comes to throwing the bouquet of flowers!
53. Doing Cartwheels With No Panties
Oops, thatโs why you should always wear underwear no matter what. โCause you never know when youโre going to be doing drunken cartwheels at a wedding!
54. The Larry, Mo, And Curly Incident
Like a scene out of The Three Stooges, a hungry dog was behind this comedy of errors that snowballed into poor Grandpa feeling like everyone was laughing at his speech. Good boy!!
55. The โBus Fireโ Dance
Sounds like my kind of wedding after-party. I bet they were dropping it like it was hot with that bus fire dance!
56. The Wedding Faint, Part 2
Apparently fainting at weddings is more common than we think. This seasoned priest must have seen it so many times that he just didnโt give a damn anymore!
57. Pokemon Getaway
For whatever reason, the bride didnโt want to attend her own wedding reception and decided to โGoโ away with Pokemon instead. Maybe she just really addicted to his razz berries!
58. Gas Station Wedding
First there was the fake wedding, where all the guests showed up and they ate cake. And then there was the real wedding at the gas station, where the smell of fumes will forever serve as a reminder to sign on the dotted line!
59. Oh Shoot!
Dad forgot that he was actually supposed to walk his daughter down the aisle. God may have forgiven him, but itโs not clear if his daughter has.
@aubergine10003:
โHe said โoh shootโ? *clutching my pearls* *faints*โ
60. Dad Spent Their Honeymoon Money
Now thatโs true love right there! Well, love for mom anyway. His poor daughter got screwed out of a happy honeymoon because mom was behaving badly.
61. They Celebrated NOT Getting Married!
Well, why not? All that food and drink had already been paid for, so they may as well eat, drink, and celebrate not getting hitched!
62. 80-Year-Old Grandmaโs Rule!
Drunk grandmas at weddings are the best ever! When theyโre not busy trying to pinch your cheeks theyโre trying to plant a wet smooch on them instead.
63. Bad April Foolโs Joke
Thatโs really a dumb day to get married. I bet they wake up on April Foolโs every year wondering if they think their marriage is a total joke!
64. Waffley Wedded Wife
Is the uncle named Elmer Fudd by any chance? Was he trying to hunt a wascally wabbit right before he arrived?
65. Holy Wedding Revival
Holy water is like the Swiss army knife of Christianity. It can kill vampires, cure fainting spells, and even quench your thirst!
66. Uncle Popped Open A Beer Can
Gotta love the righteous uncle who is ready to party before the party even gets started. Sounds like heโs the kind of guy who doesnโt give any hells bells what day of the week he pops open a cold Bud!
67. He Forgot Their Wedding Vows
Letโs hope sheโll be just as forgiving when he bleats out same thing on their forgotten anniversary. Iโm guessing thatโs probably a big NO!
68. She Hid Under The Bridesmaid Dress
Awww, thatโs just stinkinโ cute! But for her sake, letโs just hope it smelled as nice as a bouquet of flowers under there.
69. #Speechfail
Hey, practice makes perfect. If a bunch of strangers were still paying attention halfway through, it means he was doing something right!
70. Not All Bubbles Are Fun
It doesnโt sound like the bride and groom enjoyed the impromptu bubble bath. But if you add a glass of bubbly champagne, thatโs my kind of celebration!
71. They Wanted A Divorce Right After
Yep, you should have listened to your gut and grabbed your gift! Any couple who screams โdivorceโ right after they get married probably isnโt destined for a life of wedded bliss.
72. Ugh, Theyโre Doing It Again!
Awww, the first kiss is always the sweetest. And no matter what the ring bearer says, so is the 100th!
73. The Re-Gift Fail
She broke the first rule of re-gifting. You should always double-check everything to make sure thereโs no embarrassing paper trail!
74. Drunk Mom Face-Palm
After being drunk face-palmed by her mom, the bride was probably wishing that her parents hadnโt made her! Thatโs not exactly the most endearing move a mom could ever make.
75. The Electric Slide Fail
Gabriela Denicke says that her son tried to start the electric slide during her cousinโs wedding vows. Kids will be kids! But he ending up crying when nobody joined in on the fun.
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