We can all use a god life hack. When things get messy or complicated, a life hack will give us simpler and innovative ways to handle the situation. But, did you know that not all life hacks are useful? Oh, you bet it’s true!
In fact, we listed some of them and they are ridiculously funny! Read on to find 75 of the dumbest life hacks that you would never dare try!
1. How to fit more tennis balls in its cylinder
The most tennis balls you can fit inside a container is only three. In order to fit more in, cut the tennis balls in half and get more than twice the original capacity!
2. Dinner table
Having trouble eating in front of the TV? Just use a toilet seat to help you out. But really, please don’t.
Want to make your phone screen bigger? Magnify it by putting your phone in a clear glass filled with water.
4. Camera hack
There are a lot of camera hacks that you can use, but this one is specific for someone who wants to pretend as the moon. Just get a toilet paper core, place it next to your camera lens, position your face on the other side and pretend you’re the moon!
5. Public train hack
When inside a commuter train, it is quite difficult to keep your personal space. But, with this life hack, people will surely keep themselves away from your personal space!
6. Multi-purpose buckle?
Your seat belt and its buckle is supposed to protect you from severe injury in case of car accidents. It is not supposed to be used for opening alcoholic beverages that will only bring you to more accidents!
7. For tangled wires
Johnson and Johnson’s “No More Tangles” is a product made for tangled hair. Whoever told you that you can use if to untangle wires is making fun of you, that’s for sure.
8. Toothpaste hack
This hack is definitely a “no-brainer”. By that, I meant anyone who does this has absolutely lost their mind!
9. Moist chocolate cake
Well, this hack is technically right. If you could eat it all in one sitting right after it was baked, the chocolate was surely moist when you ate it!
10. Infinite source of power
Here’s another tip if you want to try this hack. It will not work unless you create an infinity symbol with the cable.
11. No more tears in the kitchen
Yes, there will be no more tears if you do this hack. But, there will be no more oxygen for you too, so that’s probably going to be your last onion ever.
12. Totally “discreet”
People may not hear your loud pooping sound. But, they will surely know what you’re doing becuase of your “discreet” shrieks!
13. Ask them about their haircut
Seeing someone cry is an awkward situation that you will never want to be in. But, if you ever come across someone crying, just ask them if it’s about their haircut and see their crying go away and be replaced by anger on what in the world were you talking about!
14. Hacks for sock holes
Here’s one tip to solve a hole in your sock. Just get a permanent marker and color your toe black so the sock won’t appear holed. Now, you have a blackened toe but at least you can still use your holed sock, right?
15. A reason to get fat
Getting fat has never been a purposeful thing until this hack came along. All you have to do is gain enough pound so your shirts won’t need ironing because you will too big that there will be no creases left.
16. Heating snacks, office style
Being in the office all day force people to be resourceful in managing their break times. Although I’m not sure if this one is being resourceful or just plain dumb.
17. When Mom is too tired
A bean bag and a soft glove are all you need when you get too tired that even tapping your sleepy child’s back becomes a lot of work. Just put the bean bag inside the glove and leave it on top of your sleeping baby.
18. Ooh, fancy!
Remember all the bottle caps that you use to throw away? They’re going to have a purpose now! Impress your guests and turn your bottle caps into fancy orange holders. Totally useful, huh?
19. Personalized umbrella
Are your arms too tired in holding your umbrella? You may want to try this one. A “bumbrella”!
20. Ironing hack
Forgot to iron out your collars and too little time left before going out? Just grab your wife’s hair straightener and iron out that collar!
21. Spoon problems
No spoon? No problem! Get a fork and cover it in tape to remove the gaps. D-I-Y spoon!
22. When you put too much water in your rice
When your rice has too much water, just get your phone to remove the excess. Or was it the other way around?
23. Cats for cleaning
There is a lot of things that are wrong about this hack. For one, using animal fur or skin for ways other than protecting them from the elements is a big no-no. What’s worse is doing the act with your live pets!
24. Not good with chopsticks?
Having difficulties using chopsticks? Use fork instead! But, maybe not this way because you’ll surely look dumb.
25. This really obvious way to win the lottery
Are you curious on the best way to win the lottery? You must buy as many tickets as you can, of course!
26. Shelf a la shopping cart
In need of a shelf but you don’t have money to buy one? Just look for a shopping cart and hang it on your wall! That is, if you can find one lying around.
27. Just add water
This is the easiest way to cook pasta. And, probably, the easiest way to electrocute yourself.
28. Contacts in coffee
It is so hard to prevent yourself from falling asleep when you badly need to study for an exam. Apparently, soaking your contacts in coffee will do the trick because the pain will be too much to bear. Good luck with having your eyesight back after wearing your coffee-soaked contacts!
29. This bookmark idea
Can’t find a bookmark? Use ketchup instead! Just look for the page with ketchup oozing from the side and you’ll get back to the part you are reading.
30. The best gift…depending on the situation
This pair of Nike shoes are the best gift to your friend. Just make sure that friend is not about to commit suicide.
31. D-I-Y antibiotic
Scraped your knee? Just mix two tablespoons of lemon juice, three tablespoons of salt and two tablespoons of vinegar. Get a toothbrush and rub it on your wound. Make sure your pain threshold is very, very high because this is going to be painful, unless you have D-I-Y anesthesia!
32. Neat trick!
With this neat trick, you’ll never have to pay for what you eat your whole life! That is, if the restaurant will let you get away with it!
33. When it’s too cold in your car
Is your car heater not working? Here’s one way to heat the cabin up. Connect a hose from your muffler to your cabin and voila, instant car heater! Just don’t forget to wear your gas mask.
34. Like a garden hose
Comparing an electric wire to a water hose might just be the biggest mistake you’ll ever make! You have to look for the breaker, no matter what it takes.
35. Tricking teacher
Are you hungry for spaghetti but you’re still in class? Just cut a hole in the pages and sneak spaghetti in it! Trick your teacher by pretending to read when you are just eating spaghetti all along.
36. Padlocked lunch
Are you tired of people getting your lunch without your permission? Put a lock on your lunch with a padlock!
37. Transforming your bolognese
Are you craving carbonara but served with bolognese instead? Just turn on the washing machine and wash your pasta there. Instant carbonara!
38. Just give it a wash
Why waste your money on buying a can of air when you can just wash you computer’s motherboard like you do your dishes? This trick will surely clean every crevice in your motherboard, but you won’t have a working computer after.
39. This raw hack
Is your car dusty and cluttered? A raw chicken breast will get them all! Just be prepared for the stink after you wipe your car with it.