This colorful ball of sorbet also comes in mango and peach flavors. It looks absolutely delish!

@HighOnGoofBalls:

“So not paying attention to what sub this was I thought it actually was carved from a watermelon from the thumbnail. I was like, damn, that’s a lot of work for, some watermelon, but it does look cool…click… Real bird!”

And it was totally worth it for that one Instagram-in-a-million shot. Cowboy-hat-wearing Kookaburras are native to Australia and New Zealand, so you can’t blame us silly Americans for this one.

It was my fur and it didn’t belong to you. Now put it back or I’m going to hack up a pile of hairballs as big as this in the middle of your bed.

Poor Kenny. He’s getting fat-shamed right on his front doorstep. Maybe he’ll feel better if he eats the sign!

“Please do not feed Kenny as he gets too fat.”

Here’s a new twist on the old “dog ate my homework” excuse. This husky ate everyone’s homework right before the teacher could grade it!

If you’ve ever wondered what “it’s a dog’s life” meant, well, here you go! While his human subject works all day to pay the bills, this golden prince is ruling his kingdom from the comfort of his plush window throne.

When it’s time to build a campfire, this pooch will help you build it in record time. Afterwards, he’ll fetch the beer and hot dogs, too!

When it’s cold outside and there’s no one around to cuddle with, these adorable 3-day-old fluffers do what we all do. They cozy up with a hot mug of pumpkin spice latte!

This golden retriever is a total dud. The only thing he’s catching is some shut-eye right in the middle of the street.

Okay, most of us think that rats are totally gross, but how can you not be loving up this little guy? I mean look at him – he’s eating popcorn and watching Ratatouille on Netflix! As long as he stays inside that Ugg boot, he’s totally cool.

If you look up “sly fox” in the dictionary this doggo’s face will be smirking right back at you! He’s probably not even “remotely” sorry about what he’s done.

@Etoxins:

“Your move, human. There’s the leash.”

Do you remember what you were doing when the first man walked on the moon? Or what about that time when the portal opened, and creepy basement cats started scouting for new hooman hosts to own?

“I remember where I was…The day the portal opened…And they entered our world….”

The owner wants everyone to believe that this Bambie-cat is just an optical illusion. But, Redditers know better.

“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Mittens.”

Awwww, this lil’ baby is just a starter kitty. Just look at the sincerity in his eyes! Once he grows up he’ll be dropping off cool trophies like pinecones or pebbles.

@littlelotus:

“One of my mother’s two female cats always brings in pinecones. Just gets one in her teeth and drops it off, proud as a peacock like as if she was delivering a mouse or bird.”

Oddities like this make you wonder if it’s all just a game. Just in case it is, you should probably have some catnip on you to start this quest.

@FullMetalField4:

“[I need a meal! Bring me (5) mice from the nearby mouse cave!] Rewards: (5)g, (1)Kitty Hat”

This big sloth and his little sloth doppelganger do look quite a lot alike! Thankfully he didn’t have to tell his li’l bro to hold still for the camera.

@HoboMan:

“It took about half a day for him to climb up my body”

Why even bother? How could he ever hope to knock down that witty bitty plastic bottle and make a run for it?

“I “chained” him down while I went back inside to get my jacket. Came back out to a very good boy”

Just look at that evil smile! This heartless little girl traded in her old pooch for a younger, prettier model. If pictures could say a thousand words, then this one says, “this is what betrayal looks like.”

Snores are bad enough when your significant other is honking next to you in bed. The last thing you want is to hear even more of the same on your commute to work. But, when it’s as adorable as this face, he’s allowed to make all the funny noises he wants to!

“Someone was snoring in front of me on the train, I gave a light kick, and this face turned around and looked at me.”

It’s MC Hamster time! He’s preaching “you can’t touch this.”

Or, another hamster translation from @pearl dsouza has him saying:

“Say Hallelujah my brothers and their sister, may the lord bless us with a food dispenser.”

Amos is the perfect dog. He just does exactly as he’s told. It doesn’t matter if there’s consequences to those around him. He’s a good boy.

“When I tell Amos to sits, he sits. Doesn’t matter where. Doesn’t matter when. He just. Sits.”

This unfortunate looking bird is just as popular in the avian world as he is in ours. At least he has that iconic wisp of scraggly white hair going for him.

The Book of Spot never made it into the Bible because Adam and Eve’s other dog, Bad Boy, ate it. He was jealous that Spot got all the divine limelight.

@minifig81:

“And God said unto him “He’s a good boy… Yes He is … Yes He is…” And Rover saw He was good. And it was good. The Book of Spot 12:32.”

Oh crap, this is awkward. You’re still alive. My bad!

@SugarSmack:

“Lucky boy. Not everyone who passes out drunk wakes up with a fox.”

It’s not every day a forest rat gets his own stunt-man photo shoot. Here he can be seen pulling off his best Jean-Claude Van Racoon moves.

Oh no, it’s so hot they’re melting! How cute is this? Who knew hamsters could squish themselves so flat like that.

P.S. – Check out the non-conformist hammy wedged between two blocks on the left.

She has it all wrong. You’re not supposed to get anything “done” when you’re kitty sitting. You just kick back and enjoy the ensuing mayhem that follows!

Looks like this naughty horse flew the coop and went straight for the good stuff. He was last seen on the streets giving piggyback rides for sips of Coke.

“But, ma! I was ruffling up his fur and slobbering all over him because he asked me to!” – Said the cat.

And boy are they the most adorable things EVER. This 11-day-old cutie was born at Touroparc Zoo in Macon, France, but that’s not the first thing you notice about him. Just look at that gorgeous smile!

Awww, this poor mama looks like she could use a few hours all by herself. Her litter of tiny go-getters is sucking all the joy out of her life!

If you think getting eyeballed by love personified is totally useless, then yes, this little furball is exactly the sort of paperweight you want on your desk. And don’t make the mistake of letting it lick you, or you won’t get any work done!

Charlie is getting pretty sick of this game. This is what it looks like when a dog starts to wonder what his life has become.

“My wife and I like to surprise each other with “Unexpected Charlie”. Charlie no longer finds this amusing.”

Awww, this is soooo unbearably cute! Although it doesn’t look like it, his heart must be stuffed with joy.

@straydog1980:

“This is my bear. There are many like it but this one is mine.”

In an alternate universe, shouldn’t this man be naked? And why are dogs still being dressed up ridiculously cute outfits?

@trsgldn1961:

Can’t imagine anyone having a bad day after looking at him. This pup has a crazy cute face!

@GML2017:

“Omg! I originally thought that was a puppet! How did he make that face!”

We’ve all run into this problem. We get so excited that we forget to check the actual size when ordering plushy toys online. But in this case, it looks like the kitty is a perfectly cozy fit for the living room!

The big dogs don’t seem to appreciate the offering. They want him to bring them the mightiest tree trunk from the magic forest!

@LukasKelly757:

“Every day I walk my dog, he finds the biggest stick possible to bring as a gift/sacrifice for the ‘big dogs’.”

There’s the serious, matter-of-fact horse, and then the one who looks like he’s not mentally “stable.” Which one would you want to horse around with?

This wormhole to another dimension doesn’t go very far. This doggy came right back before he even fully left!

This sad statistic is rarely ever covered in the news. Hoomans are disappearing every day at the hands of furry woofs, and no one is barking about it!

This is what it looks like when Disney execs get their signals crossed and Bambi plays Snow White. It’s a deer eating apples!

You can look, but don’t touch! Hoomans don’t even bother to lick themselves clean.

@geraldthegreater:

“And now she is yours. Train her well.”

Manufacturer’s are now including a free puppy holder with every new car. It comes with built-in safety features to help your li’l fluffers stay put (puppy not included).

@Ryxobio:

“When the officer stops you: “Okay, driver’s seat belt…- check. Puppy’s holder… – check. Great, have a nice day and drive safely.”

This has to be the best animal snap ever! Like ’em or not, this mouse deserves to live for going to all this effort to save his own little hide.

Excuse me, sir, may I have some food? Awww, how can you not give in to a sweet face like that!

@PainMatrix:

“No, I said acorn, not A corn. Stupid humans!”

The cuteness here is seriously contagious. Everyone is lining up to catch it!

This cat is totally in love. “OMG I think I just saw the face of Christmas spirit.” – mesmerized kitty

@TheSBB:

“This should be your christmas card, EVERY YEAR!”

This is how you do it like a boss. If only he were in a Geico commercial, it might go something like this:

“Save 15 percent or more on screw you.”

This beautiful white kitten is curled up with an orange. Not every chef knows how to make the perfect sunny-side-up egg like this!

They may be big and clunky, but cows are lovable and huggable too. They’ll even snuggle up with you like a lap dog!

Ah-rooooo! Looks like dad is busy teaching his son how to howl along to the sound of ambulance sirens they hear nearby.

Hey, when the water is just the right temperature, you have to just jump right in. Going by the look on his face, it’s probably not the first time he’s made this great escape.

@ripsaw99:

“…I’ve actually been doing this every day, just haven’t been caught till now -dog”

Duck diary: It’s now day 28. No one has noticed yet. Undercover duck mission is a complete success.

Oh no, where did he go? He’s doggone disappeared! Hopefully there weren’t any turtles in the house.

@iamasopissed:

“Ya my dog had the look once. Turns out she ate half my turtle :(“

The prequel to “50 shades of dragons” started with these four colorful fools. Now he just needs to collect the other 46 shades to complete the set.

Awww, I love that happy little smile on Doug’s face. He’s the next puppy-Lisa!

Beware the Freemason bunny gathering. They may look adorable, but they’re plotting against you.

“Look it’s a secret bunny meeting. What are they talking about? Veggies? Carrots? World domination? We will never know.”

Awww, this is too cute. Daddy wants to get first peek at his new fur babies!

@HailAtlantis:

“How you doin, baby? You need anything? You want some ice chips? You’re doing great, I love you so much!”

Ah crap. Look at the mess you made. Bad Roomba, bad!

This adorable doggy-roo is ready for pizza and movie night. I hear Kangaroo Jack is playing on Netflix.

This sounds like the start of a bad joke. But the joke was on him, because his parts were on bark-order.

“Walked into a local ATV shop to find a part for my bike…the blonde receptionist was cute but didn’t seem to speak much.”

Correct me if I’m wrong, but it looks like this glamorous raccoon is trying to seduce you. I’d close my eyes and look the other way if I were you!

Waiter, I would like the catch of the day. I can’t pay you money but I’ll do flips for food!

It sucks when your printer runs out of ink during a print job. But, strangely enough, I don’t hate it when this happens!

This kitty is almost invisible against the backdrop of the desert hues. The only other time orange cats can pull this clever camouflage act is on the surface of the sun.

New Yorkers are known for being bold. Looks like the local wildlife has adopted the New York way of life.

@JakenBits:

“New York squirrels will just tap you on your shoulder and ask “you gonna finish that?”

Not even Hollywood could come up with this perfectly staged scene. Who’s going to make the first move?

@derpherpss:

“A cat watching a deer watching a dog.”

And there’s a human watching them all!

Um, I think he’s jonesing for a girl lizard friend. The look on that toy lizard’s face is a bit disturbing.

@Vininnarella:

“We gave our bearded dragon a toy lizard, now he’s attached and won’t leave its side ever this is how he sleeps every day”

Five hundred years ago Michelangelo painted “The Creation of Adam” on the Sistine Chapel. Now, for the first time in centuries, he’s at it again with a cheeky puppy-inspired theme.

Cats find the wackiest things to curl up in! Lucky for this furball, his hooman wasn’t in the mood for some Chinese.

@terpsi:

“Spent 10 minutes looking for my cat before I went to bed, found him asleep in a wok on top of the freezer.”

He was probably hoping for a spot of cheese and quackers. Look, he brought a leaf as payment!

It only took about 10 seconds for these naughty kitties to make themselves at home on their new climbing tree. I guess the real question is, how do the Japanese keep their cats from doing that?

@Lowbidder505:

“Ok, I’m sold. Totally getting myself a cat for Christmas.”

You is pretty. You is purrrrfect!

Remember Stuart Smalley from Saturday Night Live? Go ahead, you know you want to say this in his voice:

@savageyouth:

“I’m good enough. I’m smart enough. And cat-gone it… people like me.”

Seriously, does it look like I’m laughing? Looks like this less than thrilled pup just can’t “Lego” of this joke.

@OTkhsiw0LizM:

“Upgrade your dog’s graphic card, seriously.”