Santa receives millions of letters every year from kids that have been naughty, nice, and everything in-between. Most of these letters are just standard Christmas wish lists, but sometimes, just sometimes, there’s a cheeky little gem hidden among the usual requests for Xboxes, iPads, and toys.

For example, take the kid who wants a single chicken nugget to go with his fries and computer. That doesn’t seem like a tough request. But that’s just one of the 75 hilarious letters to Santa that tell him like it is!