Every one of us would often ask our loved ones, friends, and even co-workers about what we can do in certain situations.
We’ve definitely had our own share of silly, funny, and even dangerous advice and we’re not at all innocent about these too.
From playing a prank to just wanting to test how gullible a person is, there are times that we want to just give out silly and funny advice.
Jimmy Fallon, the popular host of The Tonight Show started a trend by asking his Twitter followers to share their unforgettable, silly, and the funniest advice that they have ever received.
He even started it by sharing his own memorable silly moment. Turns out, hundreds of people have also had their own stories to share and the Tweet became viral!
We’ve gathered 75 of the best and funniest #Badwice tweets.
1) No pony braid for Jimmy
We feel for you, Jimmy. Everyone would want to have a beautiful and lush mane.
The best thing about this advice is that you can never follow it. Unless you’re a wizard, of course.
3) To use at your disposal
If you still want to listen to this advice just to see what happens, remember to ask if there’s a good babysitter in the neighborhood. Chances are, you’re going to need one.
When you can’t find a headphone jack on your iPhone, just drill a hole in it and it’ll work nicely. You’d keep the iPhone as a souvenir and get to buy another one that will actually work.
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, isn’t that what they say? Well, we’re pretty sure that doesn’t apply to using hairspray on top of your make-up.
Telling your boyfriend that you’re pregnant when he’s about to leave you and then he learns you’re lying?
That wouldn’t end well!
Life would’ve been hard for Yewon if he had actually listened to his mom. If you already have a name, why change it?
We all know that high school can be a rough time but this is unspeakable cruelty. We can’t even.
Perhaps her mom wanted her to cover everything, just in case. That’s one piece of advice girls everywhere should now know not to listen to.
The word Wasabi sounds more like a name of an African warrior rather than food. It’s easy to fool those who never tasted it. We guess he learnt his lesson.
We’re not sure if this person’s friend is a true friend or not.
A vulgar joke at the end of a job interview will get you anything but a job.
12) When survival is at stake…
From now on, Chris will know what kind of plants to avoid while camping out in the wild. Perhaps the scout leader just wanted to teach them a lesson.
If there’s a bright side, she might’ve lost some weight during her enforced fast. There’s always a positive to every negative.
If only it were that easy, we’d all sleep with our faces on a dollar pillow and be millionaires. Still worth a go.
15) There’s something yellow in your ear
Now that’s just gross. It’d probably take forever to get rid of the pee.
16) The Great Wall of China
Walls never stopped anyone from getting where they wanted to go. Whoever gave her this advice needs to hang out with a history book.
17) Try not to be too obvious
When we want to turn down someone who’s asking us on a date, we want to sugar coat the bad news right?
However, this advice is rather hilarious and really obvious!
It would be a wonderful world if we could eat as much as we want and still lose weight, or not gain any, at least. Sadly, it doesn’t work like that, except for Michelle’s friend.
Something’s just telling us his brother won’t be too keen to face law enforcement. Too bad summons aren’t just a suggestion as well.
20) Sleep tight and don’t worry
On the surface it might seem like a sound advice. Until you realized you slept through your workday and your boss left 30 messages on your cell phone.
Try telling your math teacher that math isn’t real when you’re faced a seemingly unsolvable problem. Seeing their face would be priceless.
Let’s look on the bright side, she’ll probably develop immunity to bee sting venom and will never have to worry about getting stung by bees again. Dad could’ve thought of a less painful advice to achieve that, though.
This grandma seems to have so many regrets in life. What’s sad is that she doesn’t hesitate to say it in front of her children and grandchildren.
24) Hi Ma’am, I’ve just dropped by to say hello
What works in movies doesn’t work in real life. Hugo’s friend should’ve known better.
25) Fart prevention policy
There are lot better ways to cover the sound of a fart and much less complicated than beat-boxing. Just holding it in would do.
This kind of advice could get you in serious trouble with traffic police. Sometimes too much privacy is harmful.
This doesn’t qualify as bad advice. Vodka serves as a universal remedy in Russia and across Eastern Europe. She’s just not developed the natural immunity to it.
28) You have such beautiful hare!
Why waste money on expensive hair loss treatment? You can get a tattoo that looks like hare and no one would even notice the difference!
29) How to end a friendship
Playing pranks on your friends is quite normal but there are limitations just like this one.
Salsa on Mac n Cheese is unacceptable!
In his dad’s defense, unwrapping gifts in front of others, the giver including, may not always be the best course of action. He couldn’t know the gift was the box itself.
31) Bacon with pimple-healing properties
People who have problems with pimples are often desperate enough to try just anything to get rid of them. We never heard of this remedy, though.
32) The whole world is spinning
Do you remember the saying: “when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail?” So when you get dizzy from spinning around, you simply go on spinning until it gets better. Or until you end up in a hospital.
What do we do with a disposable camera after we’ve used it? We dispose of it immediately, of course! The downside is, you never get to see the pictures you’ve taken.
34) I can see a tunnel… and a light
You should listen to this advice if you ever feel like you want to have a near death experience while swimming. What is dead may never die.
35) That’s not how you eat a banana
By the time her brother was big enough to learn he had been deceived, it was probably too late. Something’s telling us he will get back at his big sister, one day.
If you have a cough and take laxative, you will be very afraid to cough.
Though, we can’t really control cough, right? So, be ready with what you call an explosive cough!
37) Close your eyes, honey
The less you see, the better. We’re not sure if this is such a bad advice. If anything, it’s useful for overcoming social awkwardness.
She’ll certainly solve her school bullying problem, though we’re not sure whether the same tactic will work in federal prison. It’s worth a try, nevertheless.
Helping strangers out with directions is very noble and everyone should do it. If you do it, be sure you’re telling the how to get to the right place.
40) The escalator controversy
Now this is just cruel. They could’ve walked up the stairs a couple of times during those 10 minutes he spent yelling at the escalator. That’s 1:0 for dad.
41) Here’s how you (don’t) eat your sushi
His friend either pulled a prank on him, or he just has zero knowledge about sushi. Whatever the case, we can bet Lucas won’t repeat that mistake again.
42) Welcome to the future!
It may seem silly at first but his dad may be onto something. All great ideas are controversial in the beginning.
Here’s an argument in favor of introducing traffic education as a subject in our schools. People should get informed before they sit behind the wheel.
Spray tan is always a big no. Ross can attest to it but it was too late for him, and for her.
45) Not so bad, or is it?
They’re both right, actually. It’s all about moderation.
46) Turn right… then turn right again… then repeat it… forever
And we thought dads had better advice to give to their sons. We were wrong.
The wisdom behind this advice escapes us entirely, if there’s one at all, which we doubt. Or we’re just not clever enough to get it.
48) Worst test-taking tip ever
Not a way to make a good impression on your professors as a freshman, for sure. And first impressions are always the most important.
No, Nate, that was a bad decision. That’s all we have to say on the matter.
50) That’s not how you use a baby’s diaper!
Seriously, how does someone even think of a ‘remedy’ as silly as that? We feel so bad for this young lady!
When your phone overheats, put it in the freezer for an hour?
Well, we’re wondering what happened to the phone after that!
Any guesses?
When you want to seek marriage advise, turn to those who have been married three times or more.
Then don’t do what they tell you.
Sometimes, advises aren’t meant to be taken literally. Just like this girl who literally took the advise “Break a leg” too seriously.
Playing pranks on your younger siblings? Yep, we’ve all done that.
However, scrubing salt on an open wound may cause a little more trouble than fun!
Ouchie!
55) The day you wash your hair with detergent
Fariha’s neighbor might not have been aware of the fact there are special shampoos for lice. That’s the only excuse we can think of for giving such awful advice.
56) When you mean business
This has to make you think whether you’ve made the right college choice. The only possible answer is: listen to yourself, not others.
We still can’t be sure whether the advice was working or not. You have to be extremely persistent to build immunity to poison ivy. There’s always a risk of dying before you actually become immune, though.
Guys who’re seeing this will probably think twice before dating Kasia. Well, only in case they have a big safe at the bank.
It’s a perfectly good advice for someone who plans to become a hairdresser. One has to start somewhere, skill comes with practice.
If she ever wondered why no one wanted to stay for dinner, here’s an explanation. Pancakes, anyone?
No one can say the advice itself was bad, though it certainly needed to be a bit more specific. If it was an accident would’ve been avoided.
It takes a genius to think of an advice such as this. Even the police would probably find it hard to believe anyone could be dumb enough to try it. Well, you never know.
63) What’s that smell, sir?
Now here’s a good piece of advice… if you ever come up with an idea to spend a night or two in detention. Or doing community service, for that matter.
We thought this was true! Opening the fridge will never feel the same again.
65) Daddy’s advice to his little girl
Parents can be really mean sometimes. Alternatively, dad might have wanted to toughen up his little girl. We’re not sure if that was the right approach.
66) Honesty is (not) the best policy
You’ve really grown up only when you realize how does the world function. Being able to always speak up your mind is an admirable quality but often the one that gets you in trouble.
67) Keep swimming, it’ll be alright
Who knows what her coach was thinking. Nothing, most likely.
We hope this doesn’t ruin popcorn for you. Just try not to think about this advice next time you’re eating popcorn.
69) An unwanted lip augmentation
Whistling is a very underappreciated form of art, and it’s healthy as well. Gerald at least knows how do people who’ve just had a lip surgery feel like.
He could just give himself a wedgie, while we’re at it. Guys will be guys.
71) No smoking in the car
If your friends turn pale when you want to give them a lift home, you might have the same problem as Kelly. The smell of vinegar and cigarette smoke is not among anyone’s favorite.
Andrea can count herself lucky if she avoided a head trauma. Child’s play is not always as harmless as it may seem.
73) Nurse’s ingenious solution for nose bleeding
We can’t help but wonder what happened next. It could’ve have been a nice scene.
A reboot usually works to fix PC issues but humans are a bit more complex… for now. At least we know Matt won’t make a career as a doctor.
75) How to dodge rain drops
Ain’t it sweet how kids are ready to believe almost everything their parents tell them? No matter it almost defies the laws of physics, kids will always stay kids.
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