Every one of us would often ask our loved ones, friends, and even co-workers about what we can do in certain situations.
Weโve definitely had our own share of silly, funny, and even dangerous advice and weโre not at all innocent about these too.
From playing a prank to just wanting to test how gullible a person is, there are times that we want to just give out silly and funny advice.
Jimmy Fallon, the popular host of The Tonight Show started a trend by asking his Twitter followers to share their unforgettable, silly, and the funniest advice that they have ever received.
He even started it by sharing his own memorable silly moment. Turns out, hundreds of people have also had their own stories to share and the Tweet became viral!
Weโve gathered 75 of the best and funniest #Badwice tweets.
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1) No pony braid for Jimmy
We feel for you, Jimmy. Everyone would want to have a beautiful and lush mane.
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jimmyfallon
2) A dangerous climb
The best thing about this advice is that you can never follow it. Unless youโre a wizard, of course.
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KateAnneRose
3) To use at your disposal
If you still want to listen to this advice just to see what happens, remember to ask if thereโs a good babysitter in the neighborhood. Chances are, youโre going to need one.
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Gatros27
4) Best advice ever
When you canโt find a headphone jack on your iPhone, just drill a hole in it and itโll work nicely. Youโd keep the iPhone as a souvenir and get to buy another one that will actually work.
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derek_mathison9
5) Sticky and crunchy
What doesnโt kill you makes you stronger, isnโt that what they say? Well, weโre pretty sure that doesnโt apply to using hairspray on top of your make-up.
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pineapple814/Bored Panda
6) Itโs positive
Telling your boyfriend that youโre pregnant when heโs about to leave you and then he learns youโre lying?
That wouldnโt end well!
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sean_isbell
7) Close enough
Life wouldโve been hard for Yewon if he had actually listened to his mom. If you already have a name, why change it?
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ykimyk
8) Blinker fluid
We all know that high school can be a rough time but this is unspeakable cruelty. We canโt even.
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marcilynlouise
9) Smelling like a rose
Perhaps her mom wanted her to cover everything, just in case. Thatโs one piece of advice girls everywhere should now know not to listen to.
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owhite33
10) Wasabi
The word Wasabi sounds more like a name of an African warrior rather than food. Itโs easy to fool those who never tasted it. We guess he learnt his lesson.
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SirTeaAge/Bored Panda
11) How not to get a job
Weโre not sure if this personโs friend is a true friend or not.
A vulgar joke at the end of a job interview will get you anything but a job.
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kevinwxgg
12) When survival is at stakeโฆ
From now on, Chris will know what kind of plants to avoid while camping out in the wild. Perhaps the scout leader just wanted to teach them a lesson.
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ChrisDrewDavis
13) The last straw
If thereโs a bright side, she mightโve lost some weight during her enforced fast. Thereโs always a positive to every negative.
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SamanthaW42
14) Pretty hurts
If only it were that easy, weโd all sleep with our faces on a dollar pillow and be millionaires. Still worth a go.
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ducki1517
15) Thereโs something yellow in your ear
Now thatโs just gross. Itโd probably take forever to get rid of the pee.
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bbmaya333/Bored Panda
16) The Great Wall of China
Walls never stopped anyone from getting where they wanted to go. Whoever gave her this advice needs to hang out with a history book.
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XtineCameron/BoredPanda
17) Try not to be too obvious
When we want to turn down someone whoโs asking us on a date, we want to sugar coat the bad news right?
However, this advice is rather hilarious and really obvious!
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CaseyBailey22
18) Reverse psychology
It would be a wonderful world if we could eat as much as we want and still lose weight, or not gain any, at least. Sadly, it doesnโt work like that, except for Michelleโs friend.
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mc_arthur123
19) Optional speed limit
Somethingโs just telling us his brother wonโt be too keen to face law enforcement. Too bad summons arenโt just a suggestion as well.
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RealSlimAvery
20) Sleep tight and donโt worry
On the surface it might seem like a sound advice. Until you realized you slept through your workday and your boss left 30 messages on your cell phone.
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gracey_burnett
21) Math problem
Try telling your math teacher that math isnโt real when youโre faced a seemingly unsolvable problem. Seeing their face would be priceless.
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ChristiTrottie
22) Trial and error
Letโs look on the bright side, sheโll probably develop immunity to bee sting venom and will never have to worry about getting stung by bees again. Dad couldโve thought of a less painful advice to achieve that, though.
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Haz_Mattie
23) Money matters
This grandma seems to have so many regrets in life. Whatโs sad is that she doesnโt hesitate to say it in front of her children and grandchildren.
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Ugh_tyler
24) Hi Maโam, Iโve just dropped by to say hello
What works in movies doesnโt work in real life. Hugoโs friend shouldโve known better.
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paharitto/Bored Panda
25) Fart prevention policy
There are lot better ways to cover the sound of a fart and much less complicated than beat-boxing. Just holding it in would do.
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26) Privacy policy
This kind of advice could get you in serious trouble with traffic police. Sometimes too much privacy is harmful.
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27) Vodka cures all ills
This doesnโt qualify as bad advice. Vodka serves as a universal remedy in Russia and across Eastern Europe. Sheโs just not developed the natural immunity to it.
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OffensivLineman/BoredPanda
28) You have such beautiful hare!
Why waste money on expensive hair loss treatment? You can get a tattoo that looks like hare and no one would even notice the difference!
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fatchoi27
29) How to end a friendship
Playing pranks on your friends is quite normal but there are limitations just like this one.
Salsa on Mac n Cheese is unacceptable!
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ciaramarie415/BoredPanda
30) Birthday surprise
In his dadโs defense, unwrapping gifts in front of others, the giver including, may not always be the best course of action. He couldnโt know the gift was the box itself.
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kingedhill
31) Bacon with pimple-healing properties
People who have problems with pimples are often desperate enough to try just anything to get rid of them. We never heard of this remedy, though.
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32) The whole world is spinning
Do you remember the saying: โwhen you have a hammer everything looks like a nail?โ So when you get dizzy from spinning around, you simply go on spinning until it gets better. Or until you end up in a hospital.
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jonstamm
33) Itโs disposable
What do we do with a disposable camera after weโve used it? We dispose of it immediately, of course! The downside is, you never get to see the pictures youโve taken.
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cobooo
34) I can see a tunnelโฆ and a light
You should listen to this advice if you ever feel like you want to have a near death experience while swimming. What is dead may never die.
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adryanbarrera5
35) Thatโs not how you eat a banana
By the time her brother was big enough to learn he had been deceived, it was probably too late. Somethingโs telling us he will get back at his big sister, one day.
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holliecination
36) Explosive cough
If you have a cough and take laxative, you will be very afraid to cough.
Though, we canโt really control cough, right? So, be ready with what you call an explosive cough!
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chelsey/Bored Panda
37) Close your eyes, honey
The less you see, the better. Weโre not sure if this is such a bad advice. If anything, itโs useful for overcoming social awkwardness.
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jrpinedasanchez
38) Going for broke
Sheโll certainly solve her school bullying problem, though weโre not sure whether the same tactic will work in federal prison. Itโs worth a try, nevertheless.
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missford306
39) Upsโฆ wrong street
Helping strangers out with directions is very noble and everyone should do it. If you do it, be sure youโre telling the how to get to the right place.
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enfy852
40) The escalator controversy
Now this is just cruel. They couldโve walked up the stairs a couple of times during those 10 minutes he spent yelling at the escalator. Thatโs 1:0 for dad.
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timdrake
41) Hereโs how you (donโt) eat your sushi
His friend either pulled a prank on him, or he just has zero knowledge about sushi. Whatever the case, we can bet Lucas wonโt repeat that mistake again.
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LjdubAAL
42) Welcome to the future!
It may seem silly at first but his dad may be onto something. All great ideas are controversial in the beginning.
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JoeDe_Luca
43) Rogue stop signs
Hereโs an argument in favor of introducing traffic education as a subject in our schools. People should get informed before they sit behind the wheel.
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alexander67
44) Tanned
Spray tan is always a big no. Ross can attest to it but it was too late for him, and for her.
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ItsJessMe2
45) Not so bad, or is it?
Theyโre both right, actually. Itโs all about moderation.
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Kymburleev
46) Turn rightโฆ then turn right againโฆ then repeat itโฆ forever
And we thought dads had better advice to give to their sons. We were wrong.
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ScottyWhite11
47) Fried phone
The wisdom behind this advice escapes us entirely, if thereโs one at all, which we doubt. Or weโre just not clever enough to get it.
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larryishotter
48) Worst test-taking tip ever
Not a way to make a good impression on your professors as a freshman, for sure. And first impressions are always the most important.
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anirudhsk99
49) Self-deception
No, Nate, that was a bad decision. Thatโs all we have to say on the matter.
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50) Thatโs not how you use a babyโs diaper!
Seriously, how does someone even think of a โremedyโ as silly as that? We feel so bad for this young lady!
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nathaliecabral4
51) Frozen phone
When your phone overheats, put it in the freezer for an hour?
Well, weโre wondering what happened to the phone after that!
Any guesses?
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Menina_Miria
52) A pro in marriage
When you want to seek marriage advise, turn to those who have been married three times or more.
Then donโt do what they tell you.
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MicahWilliams24
53) Go and break a leg
Sometimes, advises arenโt meant to be taken literally. Just like this girl who literally took the advise โBreak a legโ too seriously.
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Chloe__Woo
54) Salt scrub
Playing pranks on your younger siblings? Yep, weโve all done that.
However, scrubing salt on an open wound may cause a little more trouble than fun!
Ouchie!
55) The day you wash your hair with detergent
Farihaโs neighbor might not have been aware of the fact there are special shampoos for lice. Thatโs the only excuse we can think of for giving such awful advice.
56) When you mean business
This has to make you think whether youโve made the right college choice. The only possible answer is: listen to yourself, not others.
57) Immunity
We still canโt be sure whether the advice was working or not. You have to be extremely persistent to build immunity to poison ivy. Thereโs always a risk of dying before you actually become immune, though.
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LeslieCFrank
58) Grandma from hell
Guys whoโre seeing this will probably think twice before dating Kasia. Well, only in case they have a big safe at the bank.
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KasiaEmerald
59) Little hairdresser
Itโs a perfectly good advice for someone who plans to become a hairdresser. One has to start somewhere, skill comes with practice.
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GabyyWinchester
60) Cooking advice
If she ever wondered why no one wanted to stay for dinner, hereโs an explanation. Pancakes, anyone?
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mollyligonn
61) Big bowl of fire
No one can say the advice itself was bad, though it certainly needed to be a bit more specific. If it was an accident wouldโve been avoided.
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mysweetlife407
62) Brilliant advice
It takes a genius to think of an advice such as this. Even the police would probably find it hard to believe anyone could be dumb enough to try it. Well, you never know.
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pimpmaster_32
63) Whatโs that smell, sir?
Now hereโs a good piece of adviceโฆ if you ever come up with an idea to spend a night or two in detention. Or doing community service, for that matter.
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1ce1ceBergy
64) Fridge dwarf
We thought this was true! Opening the fridge will never feel the same again.
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LeahBale21
65) Daddyโs advice to his little girl
Parents can be really mean sometimes. Alternatively, dad might have wanted to toughen up his little girl. Weโre not sure if that was the right approach.
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Rosa_of_may_31
66) Honesty is (not) the best policy
Youโve really grown up only when you realize how does the world function. Being able to always speak up your mind is an admirable quality but often the one that gets you in trouble.
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kerrikgray
67) Keep swimming, itโll be alright
Who knows what her coach was thinking. Nothing, most likely.
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viviennemm_
68) Popcorn, anyone?
We hope this doesnโt ruin popcorn for you. Just try not to think about this advice next time youโre eating popcorn.
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MrBWayne24
69) An unwanted lip augmentation
Whistling is a very underappreciated form of art, and itโs healthy as well. Gerald at least knows how do people whoโve just had a lip surgery feel like.
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WordJurk
70) Dadโs advice
He could just give himself a wedgie, while weโre at it. Guys will be guys.
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AlexMcAwesum
71) No smoking in the car
If your friends turn pale when you want to give them a lift home, you might have the same problem as Kelly. The smell of vinegar and cigarette smoke is not among anyoneโs favorite.
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kellygator
72) Bouncing heads
Andrea can count herself lucky if she avoided a head trauma. Childโs play is not always as harmless as it may seem.
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AndreaGau
73) Nurseโs ingenious solution for nose bleeding
We canโt help but wonder what happened next. It couldโve have been a nice scene.
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crafter06
74) System reboot
A reboot usually works to fix PC issues but humans are a bit more complexโฆ for now. At least we know Matt wonโt make a career as a doctor.
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75) How to dodge rain drops
Ainโt it sweet how kids are ready to believe almost everything their parents tell them? No matter it almost defies the laws of physics, kids will always stay kids.
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