71 Kids who quipped back with the most clever answer on student exams

Do you always feel excited when you are taking an exam or a test? Well, maybe the correct term is “nervous” and not excited. It’s seldom we find students who actually look forward to exams.

We all know the dreaded feeling of taking tests because our grades depend on this vital part of our learning. However, some students actually take their exams to a whole new level with their creative answers.

Here are 71 witty yet wrong answers from students that prove people can turn every situation into a funny one.

1. Put a ring on it

According to this student, God liked the planet Saturn, so he put a ring on it. However, the teacher at least had a sense of humor and wrote, “Saturn was not a single lady.”

2. What’s Orpheus’ wife’s name?

Mrs. Orpheus, obviously.

3. Laws of Thermodynamics

This child needed to list the first and second laws of Thermodynamics. He took a Fight Club approach to it. Brad Pitt would be proud.

4. What ended in 1986?

Well, 1985. Duh!

5. Here’s a cute giraffe

This student hoped that, if they made any mistakes on their test, a sweet drawing of a giraffe would make up for it. We like the way they think, and so does the teacher, who gave them one extra bonus point for it.

6. Six Arctic animals

Two polar bears and four seals… Sounds like six animals to us!

7. Seems legit

This mother’s signature reads “mom” in children’s handwriting. Seems legit!

8. Mariah Carey

What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register? Well I mean, have you heard the outro of “We Belong Together”?

9. Why would living close to a mobile phone mast cause ill health?

“You might walk into it,” the child answered. It’s a logical answer.

10. Expand

This student was asked to expand this equation, so that is literally what he did. He expanded the space in between it further and further.

11. Jesus is always the answer

This student decided to get extra religious with his paper. Instead of finding the technically correct solutions, he decided to preach morally correct solutions by saying, “Jesus is always the answer.”

12. A perfect solution

This kid has the right idea. What’s the best solution for when you fall on the playground and scrape your knee? Get up and deal with it!

13. Racism

This kid is progressive!

14. How high was Jason?

High enough to do something “that stupid,” according to this kid. Hey, he sounds smart to us, plus he has got a great sense of humor.

15. Not my problem!

Like all of the students here, this one has a really great (and realistic) point. He asks: If an entire country can’t fix this problem, how can I?

16. Creative solution

This child might not be “right,” but at least he is creative! We should always praise a student with a creative side.

17. Ten words

Okay, this student cheated a little bit by completely copying the question’s words, but we can’t deny that he is super smart for doing that!

18. A literal move

This one kid took the question very literally. We guess in that sense, he’s not entirely wrong!

19. “Show your thinking”

This kid isn’t exactly wrong. The test asked him to show his thinking, so he did that the only knows how — through visuals!

20. An honest student

This student is honest and very aware of his living situation. He makes no money on his own and is a freeloader, and he can own up to that!

21. Find x

This student did exactly what the prompt asked of him. He found “x.”

22. Giraffes are “heartless”

The student has a point. Looking at these images, giraffes do look like pretty heartless creatures!

23. Plant “cell”

This student had the wrong idea about what a plant cell is.

24. Bob has diabetes

If we’re being fair, this kid has a point. 29 chocolate bars is unrealistic and a whole lot of sugar!

25. Technically, it’s right

If you connect all of the lines together, they can’t be wrong!

26. Ah, spelling is important

One moment you can do math, the next moment you are telling your teacher you do meth.

27. This kid isn’t an idiot

At least, that’s how they describe themselves in their explanation when they need to classify a plant.

28. Or…

This student was asked to write “< or >” but obviously they completely misunderstood. They wrote “or” for every single answer!

29. An honest answer

This student did not know the answer and he wanted to be honest about it with his teacher. To keep their “friendship,” he went on to ask his teacher for dating advice. You can’t help but love his good intentions!

30. Out of the box answer

Technically, six does equal six.

31. How to make a marriage work

“Tell your wife she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.”

32. 100 years

What does Warren think he will look like in 100 years? Well, let’s just say his answer is quite cynical.

33. All you have to do is poop

This little kid heard his teacher was sick, so what was his solution? Poop. Just poop.

34. Name the quadrilateral

This child did not find the quadrilateral… He named them instead. As if they were people.

35. I like to move it, move it

When this kid is with his family, he likes to move it, move it!

36. Love

What’s the strongest force on love? According to this teacher, it is not love.

37. Explain hard water

What is hard water? Ice, if you ask this student!

38. “Impress me”

With this drawing, the teacher must have been impressed.

39. Can’t read the question

How are you supposed to read the question if there is a huge bear in the way?

40. Communism?

This kid technically has the right idea.

41. Wishful thinking

This student assures the teacher that he will “finish this question.” They hope they will “not get an F.” Good luck! Manifest it!

42. It can be as simple or complex as you want…

This student took the simple route and chose the equation “x = 7.” It may have angered the teacher, but we don’t see what’s wrong with it!

43. Lonely cells

When this student thinks back to the very first cells that existed, he imagines that they were “lonely.”

44. A+ for creativity

This kid may have failed, but he most certainly got an A+ for creativity.

45. “At the gym”

Where have you smelled burned fat before? At the gym! Once again, this child isn’t wrong.

46. Ghosts

There are no ghosts and that is because ghosts are not real, according to this student. We’re loving his realistic outlook!

47. Ninja

This student got an almost perfect score… But then with the help of an illustration of a ninja, he achieved that perfect score. Fight, ninja!

48. “Math”

Explain how you found the answer to problem 4? Easy — math! Isn’t that what all of this is?

49. A very literal answer

Much like many of these answers, this one was very literal. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom, of course!

50. Name an example of a risk

This student should at least get some points for clearly being a risk-taker. He exemplifies just that right on this test!

51. Another honest answer

This student was asked to describe school in one word and the word they chose was “Hell.” Hey, at least they are being honest!

52. If I am late to class…

Then this student will obviously burst through those doors and compliment his teacher’s mustache. Is there any other way to be late?

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53. A football…

It’s about the length of one football. We can’t stress enough just how logical all of these students are.

54. Logic

This student claims he knows the answer because he “is smart.” Then the teacher uses proper logic to explain that the number in the one’s place is even, so that is why the whole number is even.

55. Guide Davey to his treasure

If you’re smart like this student, you’ll see that you don’t even have to go through the maze. The treasure is right next to Davey!

56. Find the difference between 8 and 6

This math test wanted the student to find the mathematical difference between these two numbers. Instead, they just compared how they look visually.

57. Overpopulation

Overpopulation? No problem. Just start up the Hunger Games. That should fix it, according to this clever student.

58. This advice ain’t bad

If this student was to meet Abraham Lincoln, he would tell him to never go to a play. Seems like pretty good advice to follow!

59. Momma loves her wine

We feel like this one is getting a little too personal, but apparently mommy drinks a whole lot of wine at home!

60. Great warning

Not only did this student get some snot on his paper, but then he circled the part where it was and warned the teacher not to touch it. We don’t know what is more kind than that. Give him an A!

61. Don’t hit dogs

This kid is clearly so kind, as he didn’t even consider a man hitting a dog to be an option!

62. What is love?

If anything, this teacher should give this student a good score for having great taste in music.

63. Earth Day

Why is it important to know about Earth Day? According to this student, it’s good to know for any potential trivia games in the future.

64. Sneaky

This student really went out of their way for this one. They created fake answers underneath and then hid it with a fake cup of spilled coffee. Sneaky!