A lot of intricate work has gone into the paint job of this Mini. It might be okay if you shrunk that thing down and used it as an ornament, but out on the roads, it’s just a distracting hazard.

Our eyes are so sore just from looking at this thing. Someone has been reading way too many fantasy stories and decided to paint a red-eyed dragon on the side of their old car. It’s quite a detailed design, but we’re sure it looks better on a book cover or in a video game.

This is what happens when you take the whole ‘snakeskin’ effect to the extreme. It might look fine in some weird art gallery or in your own private garage, but you really can’t take that thing out on the road.

Okay, this one has a cat with a gun riding a fire-breathing unicorn with a huge rainbow in the background. So we kinda love it. But we also kinda hate it. What’s your view?

Nerds are always a tasty treat, but even if you love them more than life itself, is that any reason to get your car painted like this? The only person who should be behind that wheel is Willy Wonka himself.

A whole lot of work must have gone into this design, with that intricate, colorful mosaic covering the whole thing. There’s even a matching paint job on the wheels. And for some reason, a bust of Elvis is sitting on the dashboard. Because why not?

Wow. You know exactly what sort of guy is behind the wheel of that thing. It’s funny how he clearly took the time to get a custom license plate with the word ‘Dropper’, but then we guess he decided people weren’t getting the message, so he added the paint job to clarify what he meant.

Maybe the owner of this car really loves The Lion King. Maybe they had a great time on safari in Africa. Or maybe they’re just a bit silly and have no notion of good taste.

The Rugrats was a truly classic cartoon of the late 90s and early 2000s, and many of the kids who grew up with the show are adults now with children of their own. Maybe one of them wanted to relive a little of the past with this ‘Thug Rats’ paint job, but it just looks awful.

Whoever owns this car must really love Burberry. They copied the brand’s famous color scheme and plastered it all over their car, basically turning the vehicle into an ad with wheels.

We’ve seen some awful paint jobs here, and this one goes a little further off-the-rails with a weird wooden design! There’s even a wooden bumper on the front, which probably won’t offer much protection if ever this thing crashes into something tough. Let’s hope the owner keeps it off the roads.

We were already pretty hungry after seeing the Nerds car, but this one is pushing us over the edge. These kinds of cars can actually do an amazing job of selling more snacks!

This just looks weird. There are plenty of cool things you could have done with a Monopoly-inspired card design, but just lazily sticking a few property cards and Monopoly logos on the side makes the whole thing look pretty pathetic.

We’re not sure about the story behind this UPS-themed car but with only two seats and not a lot of space, it’s not exactly the best-equipped vehicle to be making deliveries around town.

Snakeskin was once a real fashion statement, but these days, it’s a little old-fashioned. This car looks like it’s owned by some old guy who wants to be cool but doesn’t quite know what ‘cool’ really means.

There’s so much wrong with this design, it’s hard to know where to start. Oh, wait, no it’s not! Just look at that paw on the side! It’s totally out of perspective with the gigantic face covering the whole hood. If that was a real cat, it wouldn’t even be able to walk with such a massive head and such tiny paws.

There’s absolutely no logic to this one. At least not any that we can see! The whole car is covered in random arrows and lightning bolts, with no rhyme or reason to be found anywhere.

You know Porsh, right? It’s just like Buggaty. And Lambrogeeny. And Ferrary.

This cute little Mini Cooper has been painted with an adorable little bear sitting on the side in a field of daisies. It’s quite cute, but it’s the sort of picture that belongs on a greeting card, not a car.

Want to know how to ruin a classy Mercedes Benz? Just cover it with pictures of alligators.

There’s an apostrophe missing here. But even without the typo, it still looks stupid.

These cars should be outlawed on the roads. They could cause an accident if some other driver sees this design and tries to figure out why it exists.

In general, it’s not a good idea to try and copy McDonald’s in any way as they have a tendency to sue pretty much anyone who attempts that sort of thing. But even without the threat of legal action, this car is just one big mistake.

Looks like the owner of this car must be a big fan of sailing. There’s nothing wrong with that, exactly. But if you love sailing so much, get out there and sail! Don’t waste hours painting your car.

The owner of this elaborately modded and painted vehicle is clearly a big Pokemon fan. They’ve got pictures of several Pokemon around the body and the van itself has been adjusted to look like a Gyrados. It might be cool for a kid, but imagine driving to work in that thing!

Leopard print wasn’t enough for this woman. She just had to go one step further and get an actual big cat head on the side of her car. We love cats, but this is a step too far.

Seriously, unless you’re a teenager, this bad Blink 182 design is just embarrassing! Whoever did this probably had some major regrets not too long after.

These paint jobs just seem to get worse and worse. This one is a real mess, from the crooked ‘Dragon’ lettering at the base of the hood to the terrible ‘3D’ effect of the dragon itself. Can we even call that thing a dragon? Let’s just move on and forget about it.

Someone has painted this old car to look like a tortoise. We wonder if it was done intentionally by the owner, or as a prank by one of their friends. Either way, it’s a shame to ruin a classic beauty with such a silly paint job.

Oh yeah. You fooled us. This is absolutely an official Louis Vuitton car. 100%. Absolutely.

That car is worth around $3 million. And someone did this to it. This just goes to show that money can’t buy class.

This one looks like the ‘artist’ took inspiration from some bad wallpaper in their grandma’s house. Who could possibly think that this looks good on a car?

Usually, people want to avoid even a tiny bit of rust anywhere on their vehicle, but this van has actually been painted to look old and rusty. The only sensible explanation we can think of is that the owner wanted to make their van less of a target for thieves.

It’s cute that this guy is smiling despite sitting behind the wheel of such a hideous monstrosity. We can’t even figure out what that weird design is supposed to be, but we can tell you one thing: it’s ugly!

Is this guy for real? He’s literally ‘painting’ his car with nothing but a black magic marker! We’re not sure if he’s just super cheap and trying to save some cash or running from the cops and in need of a quick paint job to cover up his white car. Either way, this is dumb.

Any rock and roll lover would agree with the idea that the music will never die, and they’d be perfectly happy with the faces of Kiss sitting at the top of the picture. But Nickelback? Really? You could have taken your pick from the likes of AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, and Guns N’ Roses, and you chose Nickelback?

We can all agree that the moon landing was an extraordinary achievement for mankind and Neil Armstrong is one of the world’s true heroes. But even Neil would have to cringe a little if he saw this homage to his heroism.

This looks like the sort of car that Sheriff Woody would love to drive around in. But there comes a time when we all need to put down the toys and act like responsible adults with regular cars.

We almost have to respect the amount of detail in this design. The 3D ridges and props like the severed hand between the teeth really help to sell the whole thing. It’s still a little silly, but at least some real effort went into it.

There’s nothing necessarily wrong with liking Hello Kitty. But there’s definitely something wrong with thinking that this is an acceptable vehicle for an adult to drive.

Clearly, whoever sits behind the wheel of this thing must love to fish. Or maybe they just love watching fish swim around in aquariums. Either way, their obsession has gone a little too far.

This crazy, colorful design is actually quite impressive from certain angles, but it would be so distracting if you happened to be driving along and saw that thing on the road beside you.

Barbie dolls are some of the most iconic toys of all time and many kids grew up with them. Judging from this paint job, it looks like one of those kids never quite grew up.

Wow! With that hardcore camo effect, we had to squint to even spot this car! Just kidding, that is one of the laziest camo effects we’ve ever seen.

You really have to have no shame at all to think that this is funny for longer than about five seconds. This guy keeps the joke going every single time he goes for a drive.

This paint job is pretty impressive from a purely aesthetic point of view, but does it really belong on a car? Especially a Lexus! That is one expensive vehicle, and the owner decided to cover the whole hood with this totally bizarre image.

This old Pontiac Aztec has been fitted with a whole mess of decals and unique design features, and we’re not even sure quite where to start with this one. It has Lamborghini-style scissor doors, pictures of chimps with guns on the sides, and some weird mural on the back. The poor lady in skintight yellow vinyl is doing her best to sell the vehicle, but it’s a pretty gross design from all four angles.

There’s something slightly interesting about this Rubik’s Cube-style paint job. It’s not quite as bad as some of the snakeskin and leopard-print designs we’ve seen, but it’s frustrating to think that this is one Rubik’s Cube that will never be solved!

This one has us scratching our heads in confusion and disbelief. How could anyone think that this was a good idea? What pushed them to cover their car in such an ugly way? Is it even legal to drive around town in such a weird-looking vehicle? So many questions, so few answers.

Oh no. There’s just nothing good about this picture whatsoever, and it’s scary to see that the guy posing beside the car actually seems pretty proud of what he’s done.

And at the other end of the spectrum for cute little bears and cartoon daisies, we have this monstrosity. It’s yet another car covered in scales, because some people think snakes and alligators are just the coolest things on Earth and anything that looks like them must be equally cool.

Wow. Flames. Really? Are you 11 years old? We’re cringeing just looking at this one.

You know when you go to an art gallery and see a bunch of people analyzing one picture for quite a while? We want to do the same with this one, because we just can’t figure it out. There must be some kind of symbolism or hidden story here. Or maybe it’s just a dumb picture on a car.

At least there’s a lot of color in this design, but that’s pretty much the only good thing we can say about it. It might not have looked so bad on an old hippie van or as part of some big street art mural. On a car, it just looks dumb.

Okay, this isn’t exactly a paint job, but how could we not include such ridiculousness in our list? This car has been covered with a bunch of troll dolls. Imagine following behind this thing on the highway!

We really want to know what would possess someone to paint something like this on their vehicle. Are they trying to be edgy and cool? Are they making some kind of statement? Sadly, we’ll never know.

Money can buy a lot of things. It can buy you fancy houses and flash cars like this one. But it can’t buy you the common sense to realize that covering a sports car with leopard print will never be a good idea.

Spongebob Squarepants lives in a pineapple under the sea. Let’s leave him there.

Looks like the owner of this car wanted to enjoy some real-life Mario Kart antics with their buddies. The paint job is a little lazy though. It looks like they just got some Mario stickers and plastered them on the sides.

This is actually a traditional Russian design you can often find on dolls, plates, and random souvenirs. It’s quite pretty on those items, but it definitely does not belong on a car!

That orange looks like rust. And that bright blue doesn’t go with it at all. What on Earth was the person behind this poor paint job thinking?

Someone must really, really, really love Sour Cream & Onion Pringles to have chosen such a ridiculous paint job. It’s not even the best flavor!

Earlier on, we saw a car that had been painted just like Spongebob. Now, the rest of the Bikini Bottom gang are getting an automobile of their own.

This looks like they just covered the hood in some cheap wallpaper! Flowers are fine, but they really have no place on a car like that.

Ha! We have to guess that this was some kind of prank. The whole car has been covered with post-its. Even the windows and dashboard are all covered up, so that thing definitely isn’t safe to drive.

Imagine going to a car dealership and being offered this thing. It makes you realize that the standard colors like black and silver really aren’t so bad, after all.

Ouch. This car has been literally covered from top to bottom in awful tribal-style shapes and patterns. It looks like it had too many beers and walked into a tattoo parlor in the early 2000s.

This Spider-Man themed car appeared at a car mod show. For someone who loves Spidey, it might not be such a bad design, but you’d definitely turn a lot of heads while driving this thing through the city streets.

Okay, Finding Nemo is one of the best movies ever made. We can all agree on that. And the paint job on this Smart car isn’t bad at all from a technical standpoint, but why does it exist?

This is the stuff nightmares are made of. It’s terrifying. It’s awful. It’s evil. And we’re done looking at it. Let’s move on.

There’s so much going on here and, quite frankly, it hurts our eyes. We’ve got a scaly green car that looks like some kind of snake, followed up with a crudely-drawn cheetah running down the side. And then there are a bunch of leaves sticking out from the wheels. What is this?

We get it. Picking a color for your car is hard! But that’s no excuse to decide to have a whole bunch of different colors all over the car without any kind of structure or style.

Is this for real? What kind of message is this truck owner trying to convey with such a scary paint job? Do they think that this is funny? Someone needs to keep an eye on this guy!