Being young and innocent has the benefit of causing kids to be hilariously witty, and what makes it better is that they donโt even know theyโre doing it. Exams are meant to be a serious time, but with kids, sometimes they can cause even the strictest examiner to have a chuckle or two. If you donโt believe us, here are 75 times students hilariously broke their exam answers.



1. Put a ring on it
If thereโs ever a chance to quote Beyoncรฉโs famous single ladies, then you have to take it. Everybody knows itโs in the Beyoncรฉ code of conduct. Kudos to the teacherโs answer though.


2. Heartless giraffes
After seeing this picture, weโd have to agree that if this was a real-life situation, weโd be thinking the exact same. What happened to looking out for your less fortunate mates? Someone give this little guy a piggyback!


3.Racism
Okay, we think this answer is a little far fetched, but the kid sure does have a point. Weโre not sure the examiner was in agreement, though.


4. How high was Jason?
How old is this kid, and how does he know about getting high? Sorry, that was the mom in us. He seems to have a great sense of humor, regardless.


5. Not my problem!
This kidโs attitude is pretty relatable, and itโs safe to say that weโve all been in a position like this. You know, when weโre wondering why itโs down to us to complete a task and not the ones whose job it is to do it. Leave it to the ones who get paid!


6. Ghosts are made up
When we used to have nightmares, the first thing our parents would tell us is that ghosts arenโt real- so we canโt blame this kid for this answer! They probably think that they aced the test, and we think they deserve half a mark for listening to their parents.


7. Iโฆ theyโre not wrong
In all honesty, if we were asked a question like this, our answer would be something along the same lines. Can anyone think of a more sensible solution to overpopulation? Please let us know.


8. The Queen sat on the throne
Wellโฆ sheโd not going to stand on the throne, is she? This is another answer where weโd have to say that this person has actually given the right answer. If we were made Queen of England, the first thing weโd do is sit on our shiny golden throne.


9. Momโs ironing
Also taking answers such as: when your sister straightens your hair for you, when your mom closes the press studs on your jacket, or when a celebrity has their picture snapped by the paparazzi.


10. The daredevil student
This student is keen to show just what a risk-taker they are- though weโre not sure a written exam is the place to do it. With that being said, weโre pleased to see that they were given a tick for their answer, even if it was a read one. It seems to us that they understand the concept of risk completely.


11. Jesus is always the answer
This kid might not have been listening in Math class, but he certainly has been in church. Does he get any marks for creativity in those answers? Jesus would be proud.


12. Giraffe bribery
What could convince a teacher more to give you full marks than a lovely hand-drawn picture of a giraffe? We think the amount of time and effort gone into the drawing deserves at least a couple of extra marks- and the teacher seems to agree. Check out the little +1 the student has been rewarded with!


13. A literal plant cell
The thing with these kinds of answers is that theyโre not technically incorrect. Okay, so it might not be the type of plant cell that the teacher was expecting to be drawn, but you canโt deny that this picture of a plant in a cell isnโt also somewhat correct?


14. Name the quadrilateral
We have to admire the creativity in name choices that went into this answer, and weโre in full agreement that the orange square does indeed look like a Bob. Weโd have to knock a mark off for Harry not being spelled with a capital letter, but aside from that, weโd award this answer top marks!


15. Greedy Bob
Hereโs another Bob- but this time, heโs eating all the candy. We remember these kinds of tests from when we were younger, and they always made us hungry to think about! We wished our moms would have let us eat 29 candy bars in one go.


16. Math is hard
Weโll have to admit, itโs been a good few years since we last did Math, and looking at this picture, weโd be pretty stumped too. We think itโs a pretty creative solution to a complicated problem.


17. Spellings
We love how creative the kid got with this task, and canโt help feeling it was a shame that they didnโt manage to fit in a perfect ten worded sentence. Still, weโre pretty impressed with their โoctopusโ spelling.


18. Oh Aliceโฆ
To us, this question doesnโt seem to have much context at all, so to assume Alice is blind isnโt actually that far off the mark. Maybe Alice needs to take a trip to the opticians.


19. Show your thinking
We always love a hand-drawn picture in an exam book, and although this kid might not win any artistry awards anytime soon, we think his picture is so adorable! We think the drawn on sad face of the kid just adds to the humor- who looks happy when theyโre doing Math?


20. Very funny, Peter
What do you do when you donโt know the answer? Well, when all else fails, why not add in a few wisecracks to your answer? Itโs always worth a try.


21. X marks the spot
And the award for the quickest answer isโฆ this guy. We bet this kid whizzed through his exam paper, though we wouldnโt be too keen to hear his results. Still, he gets extra credit for being funny.


22. Man up
This kid has clearly been shown some tough love in their life, and while this isnโt the most sympathetic of answers, we canโt exactly say that itโs wrongโฆ Though admittedly, weโre not sure weโd want them to ever administer any first aid on us. A career as a doctor has probably been ruled out.



23. Thermo what now?
Weโre just as stumped as the kid here- and you know what the teacher says- never leave a question blank! Always give it your best shot! We think this is a great effort.



24. A+ for creativity
This kid decided to get smart with every answer, and weโre living for it. As a child, we were too scared to even say boo to a goose, but meanwhile, there are rebellious children like this just swanning (ahem) around? How are kids these days so confident?


25. You cannot be wrong
Have you ever been stuck on a multiple-choice answer, and circled two in the hopes that you would get the mark? Well here is a similar kind of situation. Technically, theyโre rightโฆ


26. The difference between six and eight
We bet this kid realized that they messed up as soon as their answer trailed off from the incredibly short answer line. Weโd have to argue that six is actually pretty curly, but does it matter either way? Theyโre still going to get a cross.


27. Smart kid
Some questions are so easy, that theyโre just an outright insult to your intelligence. Fear not though, because this smart kid is about to put the examiners in their place. That will tell them.


28. Write โorโ
Is the kid wrong? Not exactly. Is it a creative answer? We think so. Top marks!


29. Letโs be honest
This kid has clearly got bigger issues on his mind than nitrogen atoms- so much so that he left no time for studying for his test! Luckily, his teacher seems pretty cool about it. Everyone needs a teacher like Mr. J.


30. Equations
Equations are just about everybodyโs worse nightmares, so we have to respect this person for coming up with an ingenious way to solve one. Technically, six does equal 6.


31. Wise words
This child is going to make a great husband one day, with this kind of knowledge at such an early age. How do we raise a child like this?


32. 100 years later
With medical science improving, people are definitely living longer than before. But this smart kid knows all about the gory details of death, and heโs pretty certain that he wonโt live to be over 100. We hope his morbid drawing got full marks!


33. Go poop!
We love how the drawing of the kid suddenly developed longer legs, as well as a big smile after theyโve been to the bathroom. Who knew that pooping could solve so many of lifeโs problems? Smart advice, weโd say.


34. Is this a trick question?
This kid seemed to be pretty confused as to why he would be asked such a simple question- but may as well dignify is with an answer, regardless. Well of course 1895 ended in 1896!


35. I Like to move it move it
All together nowโฆ Dun, dun, dun, dun dun dun dun, dun dun, dun dun. Is it in your heads now? Us too.


36. Love always wins
This kid is definitely a Harry Potter fan. After all, Harry defeated Voldermort with much help from the powerful force of love. This teacher needs to do some background reading!



37. Explain hard water
Close your eyes, and try to picture hard water. What does it look like? Ice, of course! What a smart kid.



38. Impressiveโฆ
We have to say, we love the exam question almost as much as the answer. For an 80 point question to be that vague, what were the examiners expecting? We think this drawing of a meme frog is worth at least 70.


39. When a bear gets onto the test
Canโt asnwer a question but donโt want to lose marks? Why not pretend that a bear has invaded the exam paper? Works like a treat.


40. Donโt get political now
Weโre pretty impressed that this kid seems to get the gist of politics, and we think thatโs enough to warrant a green tick. Who needs science, anyway?


41. Fingers crossed
This person is hoping that if they state that they donโt want an F on their test, then they might not actually get one. Lets hope that the examiner takes pity on them.


42. Be as simple or complex as you like
Weโve said it once and weโll say it again- this personโs answer is technically correct. Especially when the exam instructs to be as simple or as complex as possible. What do you expect?


43. Lonely cells
How lovely that this child has some empathy in them to think about the cells being lonely. You have to admit that thatโs pretty cute.


44. More bribery
Well hereโs a form of bribery that actually worked- so listen up kids, itโs always worth a shot! We love that this cute drawing of a giraffe earned the student an extra point. What a cool teacher.


45. Burned fat
Burned fat at the gym smells likeโฆ well, a whole lot of sweat and tears. Is this a smart answer? We think so.


46. Four plus two makes six
We love how the student crossed out the number โthreeโ and changed it to โfourโ. You can clearly see that they were struggling to think of any other animals than those two. Well, four plus two make six, to us!


47. The scary ninja
This kid aced his test with 30 out of 30- but was that all the ninjaโs doing? It seems that the teacher could have been intimidated into giving full marks. Great tactic!


48. A whole lotta Math
Is it bad enough that you have to work all of your sums out in your head, without then being forced to explain how you did them? This kid clearly doesnโt want to share their knowledge with the world. Or maybe they copied their answer.


49. Because where else?
This might be a literal answer, but technically, the student is right. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom, of course!
50. Time to be honest
Some kids have chores, and some kids donโt. Some kids get pocket money, while other kids donโt. The lucky sods are the ones who donโt do chores and get pocket money.


51. The honest truth
Really though, what do you expect when you ask students to describe school? Only the goody two shoes are going to write about school being a great place.


52. Flattery
Weโve had bribery, and now hereโs some flattery to add into the mix. These are some emotionally intelligent students!


53. A football
Well, weโre pretty certain that a football is indeed the size of a football. This kid is going places in lifeโฆ


54. Smart kid
Children are always encouraged to love themselves and embrace their talents, and this kid is certainly doing just that. However, their little burst of self-confidence wasnโt appreciated by the teacher, who was quick to correct their mistake. Humbug!


55. Guide Davey to his treasure
To be honest, whatโs the point in going through the faff of a huge, wriggly maze when thereโs an easier option staring you right in the face? Now Davey can have a nice long rest instead of all that pointless walking.


56. A slight spelling mistake
Math/ meth, huh, whatโs the difference? For a kid thatโs pretty young, they wonโt even realise the complications behind telling their teacher that they do meth. We bet that was an interesting phone call.


57. Seems legit
We all know the fear of having forgotten to ask our mom to sign our homework before itโs too late. We bet this kid thought his quick signature would work fine. Her first name is mom, right?


58. Some wise advice
This kid is onto something here, and we think that they deserve a tick for their efforts. We know that Abraham Lincoln would certainly appreciate their answer.


59. Bustedโฆ
Is there anything better than your childโs school teacher knowing about your wine habits? We think not. Thanks for that, kid.


60. TMI
Weโre torn between this little note being way too much information, but also being pretty necessary at the same time. As the teacher says, who would not want to grade this paper? Snot us (haha).


61. Be kind to animals
This kid was frankly horrified at the thought of a man hitting a dog, and he wants to remind his teacher that animal abuse is totally wrong. You tell โem, kid! This is the kind of child that we want to raise.


62. What is love?
Baby donโt hurt me, donโt hurt me, no more. Ahh man, just when youโd got that other song out of your head as wellโฆ



63. Come again?
You know where else knowledge about Earth day would come in handy? In this test. See, weโre learningโฆ


64. Sorry I spilled my coffeeโฆ
This kid is sneaky on so many levels. Not only did they โhideโ their answers underneath the โspilled coffeeโ, but they also know that they cannot be blamed for the spilled drink. Only teachers and parents drink coffee, right?


65. Nice try
This answer had us in stitches, and we canโt quite believe that this kid was brave enough to write a bad word in his exam paper. This kid has some balls! (Unlike the one-testicled manโฆ)


66. Almostโฆ
Ah, one of the best things about kids has to be the accidental swear words that come from their innocent mouths. We bet the teacher totally cracked up when they saw this!


67. He enters adultery
Pubertyโฆ adulteryโฆ They all end with a โyโ, right? We think weโd give this kid the mark anyway.


68. Theyโre not wrong
Name any Mariah Carey song, and it most likely comes with her belting out those impressive high notes. Have you heard the outro of โWe Belong Togetherโ? Therefore this answer deserves a big tick.


69. A little lie
This answer is definitely right.
Oops, we told a fibula.


70. Thereโs always a hazard
Taking into consideration the sheer size of a mobile phone mast, weโre not sure we can get on board with this answer. How could you not see that coming?!


71. A standing computer
To be fair, offices are beginning to introduce the concept of a standing desk, so we can see where this child got their information from. Unfortunately, in this case, itโs the wrong answer.


72. High vibing
Weโre pretty impressed with this childโs knowledge of the good old swinging sixties, though weโre not sure that it was quite the answer the teacher was looking for. We bet theyโd ace a History test, though!


73. Close by
Varicose?
Vari-cose?
Very close?
Ahh, weโve got it.


74. A living nightmare
This kid has just discovered his worst nightmare, and whatโs worse, thereโs nowhere to even hide. Just imagine all the cars in the fields and the cows on the roads. What a palaver!


75. Whatโs Orpheusโ wifeโs name?
โNeed I even dignify this question with an answer?โ Weโre with you on this one, kid.


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