Everyone knows that your destination is only half the journey because when you ride the subway, you know you’ve seen it all. One cannot commute to and from downtown without encountering something you wouldn’t see on ground level, and maybe that’s the reason why strange things are kept underneath the streets.
It’s either you get an uneventful ride, or you will emerge from the station scared or totally mystified. There’s no in-between. And once the door closes, you won’t know if you’re in for a crazy ride until it’s too late.
Here are 70+ bizarre things you can only see in the subway.
You don’t have to feel unsafe when you’re on the subway. Not when the Power Rangers are riding in your car. You know you’re safe when these guys are around.
When riding the subway, you’ll see things like this. People walking around with doll heads attached to them. No big deal, it’s the real heads you have to worry about.
This little baby wouldn’t stop crying on the subway. So this man decided to play violin for her. He did this for the entire subway ride.
4) How To Meet Women on the Subway
This guy is trying to meet women on the subway. So he’s reading this book. He might want to not read that book on the subway though.
Not sure if there is a person under all that straw or if its a giant doll. It really could be both. I’m stumped.
What? Oh, nothing to see here. Just a dog/fox brushing his face on the subway. Carry on!
This guy loves Pokémon. He brought his Charmander with him on the subway. These two buddies are just taking a little snooze together.
It’s one thing to see a dog on the subway. Maybe even a cat. But this girl is traveling with her raven.
Hey, stop hitting yourself? This guy isn’t really sure what he is witnessing. He’s just observing.
First of all, this bunny clown is freaking terrifying. It’s one thing to be a bunny. And it’s one thing to be a clown. But the combination just isn’t fair. It’s just too damn creepy.
11) Darth Vader vs. Batman
It’s about to go down right now. It’s Darth Vader vs. Batman. Shit just got real.
Is this prison? Nope! It’s the subway on a Monday morning. It sure does look like prison though.
This woman looks like she’s smuggling something dangerous by the look on her face. But she’s just smuggling a kitten. Look at that little face all cozy in that coat.
Just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man here. Hanging upside down. In a subway car.
This is what you get sometimes when you ride the subway. Demonic creatures. It’s exactly why some people don’t take public transporation.
This is the ultimate anti-social deterrent. What should you do when you want to be left alone on the subway? Wear a vagina over your head.
This guy decided that he wanted to bring his hamster to work with him. So, he put the hamster on a leash. Then they just hopped on the subway.
You can’t bring dogs on the subway in NYC unless they are in a carrier. So, people improvise. Here’s a dog in a bag.
Sometimes you’ll even see some worms on the subway. Like this lady. Trying to be a worm on the filthy subway floor.
Sometimes you’ll even spot a celebrity on the subway. They’re people who need to get around too after all. Here is actor Sir Ian McKellen who plays both Gandalf and Magneto.
Can’t afford a gym membership? Just workout on the subway. This guy is doing it.
A full bottle of wine just rolled out from under a subway seat. So, these two strangers popped it and shared it. These two strangers are now friends.
This woman didn’t want to leave her bunny behind. So she took her rabbit for a ride. He looks pretty content.
24) Where the Wild Things Are
The subway shouldn’t even be called the subway. It should just be called
Where the Wild Things Are. These people get it.
25) Who You Going to Call?
Did you know that the Ghostbusters ride the subway? Well, they do. The subway is filled with ghosts. So, there’s a lot of busting to do.
They say that some subways have rodents but this is crazy. It’s actually a giant Pikachu. Is he Ok? He doesn’t look OK.
Sometimes Swamp Thing gets tired of the swamp. So, he likes to get out of the swamp and hit the town. He usually takes the subway to get around.
28) An Extra Seat For the Hair
This is truly a sight to see. You basically need an extra seat to have this hair on the subway. That hair is something else.
Want it to be Gucci? Then just say it’s Gucci. Now you got Gucci.
This guy brought his car with him on the subway. So it’s a car within a car. This is blowing my mind right now.
New York City is a melting pot. There are people from all walks of life. This picture is the perfect example.
The whole superhero squad is on this subway. Bad guys don’t stand a chance on this subway. These guys mean business.
How does one react to people wearing vegetables? This lady doesn’t want to wear a hat. She is wearing lettuce on her head.
Sometimes you gotta eat on the go. But this is a full fledged meal on the subway. They even got a tablecloth.
All kinds of people ride the subway. Even centaurs. Even a centaur on stilts.
The subway is a little bizzare. Sometimes you see things you didn’t know existed. Like little boys that can grow mustaches.
Here we have a Spock sighting. Not really. It’s just a guy that looks like Spock.
Here we have a subway steampunk pimp. He looks pretty dope. That jacket is fly as hell.
You can always make friends with different kinds of people on the subway. Just like this guy. He looks like he’s having a great time.
Sometimes angels ride the subway. Like this lady here. I just thought angels smiled more.
Sometimes you just need a cheese break. This girl just happened to be on the subway when she needed a cheese break. The people around her don’t look too thrilled.
This Yeti decided he would take the subway. I love how no one else looks bothered. Like seeing a Yeti on the subway is totally normal.
Where’s Waldo? He’s on the subway. He’s not even trying to hide anymore.
Good thing this subway isn’t too crowded. Not sure how this giant rhinoman would have space. Save the rhino!
What is this the Hogwarts Express? Are these wizards? Are they heading back to Hogwarts with their owls?
Ever take a subway car with Goku from Dragon Ball Z? Well here he is. It’s the sad Goku.
This is a toy that came to life. It’s a giant green army man. He was passing out little green army men to kids.
Apparently even vegetables ride the subway. Look at this soggy tomato slice. He’s waiting to get off at his next stop.
This guy looks just like Obama. Well, Obama 20 years in the future. It’s an uncanny resemblance.
Mario Kart moved off of the track. And they moved onto the subway. Princess Peach is a lot taller in person.
This poor, poor woman. This is just so wrong. On so many levels.
This lady’s legs are crazy. They look like a pair of headphones that go knotted up in your pocket. How do her legs do that?
This guy really knows how to subway. He is going to make sure that he eats a wonderful lunch. Whether he’s on the subway or not. He came prepared.
This lady didn’t want to have to touch a subway pole. So, she brought her own. It’s a plunger.
The proof is in the paper. He’s witnessing this headline in real life. A real life subway maniac.
This Silurian woman decided to take the subway. I think she’s a character from
Dr. Who. Not sure though. Either way, this is a great costume.
Are we seeing double? Or are these two identical looking people on the subway. If not that’s a serious coincidence.
Here we have a snoozing Napoleon. He’s completely putting his guard down. He must have been really tired.
This woman needs to have her boundaries. So, she made a personal space dome. It seems to be working well.
This is a crime against pizza. But we can forgive her. Poor thing had a long night. This was at 8 a.m.
61) Anti Slumping Mechanism
This guy is super clever. He’s created an anti-slumping mechanism for Monday mornings. This lady next to him doesn’t seem convinced of his invention.
This guy might be a bit overdressed for the occasion. He sure does look fancy for a subway ride. He looks dapper af though.
It’s not uncommon at all to see subway rats. But you usually don’t see white ones. And they usually aren’t crawling on people’s necks.
I don’t know what’s better. This man’s love affair with his bird. Or his white chocolate tattoo.
This woman needed a good subway read. So, she printed out 15 pages of Facebook posts. She’s reading through all of the comments.
This is the Santa car. It’s packed like a can of sardines. Packed with Santas.
67) Princess Public Transporation
This princess must have had a fallout with her fairy godmother. That’s why she’s reduced to taking public transportation. But Cinderella will get to the ball any damn way she has to.
68) “Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z’Bang, zoom-Boing, z’nourrrwringnmmm”
If you’re not familiar with the universe of Monty Python, this may need a little explanation. These guys are dressed up as the Nights who say Ni! Never mind, the subway is a silly place!
This little girl is making sure to hold mommy’s hand while they are in the subway. She doesn’t want to get lost. So, she’s staying close to mommy.
This guy is performing quite the balancing act. He’s got two plants on his head. And that big ass plank.
71) Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop
This guy can’t stop gaming. He won’t stop gaming. Even if mom said he has to. He just relocates.
It’s Peace Cat! Spreading peace everywhere he goes. Of course Peace Cat has a fresh gold chain and some Timberlands.
Mom got a new hobby. She started to knit. She went a little crazy with it. So this is what her kids wear now.
Just like what they always say, riding the subway is like a box of chocolates. You’ll never know what you’re gonna get, and when you do, there’s nothing you can do about it. Well, maybe except ride with them until your stop. Share this with your friends and family, and listen to their bizarre subway encounters.
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