Everyone knows that children are master truth-tellers. If they like something, they’ll tell you. Unfortunately, it works the other way around too — if they don’t like something, they will also make sure to tell you. If you ever need to hear some honest words, just turn to the nearest two-year-old.
We’ve rounded up some notes from children that are absolutely hilarious. These kids were just trying to be honest, but they probably don’t realize how funny they sound.
Don’t mess with a hangry kid, or they might just “put the cat toy in your pants.”
This little boy was mad at his mom, so he drew up this little note and left it on her nightstand while she was sleeping. Ouch.
Apparently this kid’s dad is very, very tired.
4. “You think I farted when I didn’t”
Therefore, that makes you a very mean and bad person!
5. The night mom and dad had ice cream for dinner
“Don’t bother giving me dinner, I’m not hungry,” this kid wrote, going on to say he was very sad. Ice cream for the parents, it is!
6. “Why did you go to the concert without me?!”
You can lie to your kid, but they will find out!
7. A not-so-nice note to the babysitter
“Dear Valerie, get out of my life.” Wow, no time wasted with that one.
8. “You’re never going to hear me talk again”
Is that a threat or a promise?
9. Don’t look at Facebook…
Spend your time on way more important things, like adopting a dog for your child!
10. “You are the worst people ever”
Sounds like this note was written by a very sweet kid.
11. “Matt Braeden is being sooo mean to me”
Because Matt is bullying this kid, the note urges whoever is reading to please
hunt down Matt and “crush him.” So dramatic and oh-so-funny.
12. “I see my assassins have failed”
And that is because Bella does not have electronics.
“…If you make me clean my room.” Wow, high stakes here.
15. “Mom, you got a mustache”
We told you, kids are brutally honest. Sometimes they tell us things we just don’t want to hear.
This kid started writing a sorry note but then began to realize they weren’t actually sorry midway through. Gold.
This kid is threatening to “break his family.” What does that even mean?
18. “If I had a different mom I would punch her in the face”
Aw, at least they were trying to be nice.
19. A great way to make new friends
Just kick them in the face. That should do it.
But you are not my
favorite.
For what? Because of nothin’!
22. A great way to make money
This kid doesn’t mean to be “hard,” but he needs it. Cough up the money, tooth fairy.
23. A sweet note gone sour
At first, it seems like such a sweet note. But then it just gets awful. Each and each sentence takes an increasingly darker turn and now we’re just uncomfortable.
24. A new baby brother is nice…
But it’s not as nice as a new puppy. At least, according to this child.
But only sometimes! Nice, thanks for clarifying!
26. Was this gift a bad idea?
Get a kid a squirt gun and they will definitely test it out on you.
This was originally a sweet note from a mother, until her kid ruined it with nothin’ but negative vibes.
28. The most interesting person is dad
And mom is just a… regular mom.
29. This kid probably doesn’t realize how inappropriate this note is
But it is hilarious and very inappropriate.
30. This kid is a realist
He knows his mother is fully responsible for his survival and he’s not afraid to be blunt about it.
31. Don’t ever cut this kid’s hair
Or there will be buckets of tears. He even drew out what they would look like.
32. “I love you more than… Cow”
Not sure it makes any sense, but at least the first few sentences are nice. Photos included, too!
33. Get your hands off my cookies!
Don’t take… Especially you, Eric. This child knows you take too much!
If a dog poops on your yard, you are allowed to poop on theirs. At least, that’s what this kid believes.
35. “This tastes horrible”
The child left the note on the drink in the fridge, just so that everyone in the family knows.
When this child grows up, they want to be a dog. Very ambitious.
37. Will you be my girlfriend?
Ashley said no because she already has a boyfriend, however it’s not all that sad. She promised they will date once they break up, which should only be in about a month or two.
Sounds like a healthy way for a family to deal with all of their problems.
If only it could rain tacos all the time. This kid has got the right idea.
Hey, at least they are being honest. Isn’t that what this is all about?
This kid is just being honest! They’re not wrong.
This kid has got the right idea: you should not hit dogs. More kids like this, please.
43. “My mom likes drinking wine”
A very good observation. Not sure how his mother felt about it, though.
…Turned not-so-nice. Ouch! So mean… Merry Christmas.
45. This kid is trying to run away
But they’re telling their parents about it, so not sure if it is the smartest plan.
46. “I’m not talking to you…”
…But I still love you.
Awwww.
47. You better bring my pony this year
Or there
will be consequences. Someone’s been watching too many action movies!
If everyone just had separate rooms, we would all get along.
49. An unfortunate phrasing of words
This kid probably didn’t even know, but it is hilarious.
We’re not sure the young kid got the joke.
51. Not a very happy ending
52. Student’s predicted future
This kid believes he will never get married and he seems fine about it.
Apparently, that is one of the things that makes this kid very special.
54. A strange birthday note
“You love gay people,” it reads.
A bunch of H’s does look like a ladder.
This kid doesn’t even understand what they drew but hey, at least they are honest about it. We think it’s great!
This kid promises his dad that he won’t hurt him if he lets him take karate classes. Yes, because we are sure that’s what his father was afraid of.
“If the shoe fits, buy it in every color.”
Tights! Thanks for the much-needed correction, teacher…
60. Sometimes, just sometimes
They can learn from us. In both a sad and funny way.
This mother is “torturing” her kid by making them write. How awful (we’re being sarcastic).
62. Looking for your hole puncher
Which then turns into a very, very long note about her dad “lying to her face”! Poor Dad!
For the stale Cheetos that came with my lunch!
How many times can this kid tell you that the room is boring? What is he hiding?!
65. “Never doing anything for you again”
Perhaps the funniest part of the note though, is “P.S. Running away… Poop.”
If dinosaurs never went extinct, we would never have a country? This kid seems to think so.
Find a servant and then do nothing. Sounds great to us. This kid’s head is in the right place.
68. “Never put nature aside for television”
We’re not really sure what this child is talking about, but it had to have made sense for her.
We’re not sure if this is funny or alarming. When the lights go out, everyone… touches each other? Of course, though: “P.S. Send money and candy!”
“Every toilet in the building is possessed.” Hmmm… Good looking out.
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Everyone knows that children are master truth-tellers. If they like something, they’ll tell you. Unfortunately, it works the other way around too — if they don’t like something, they will also make sure to tell you. If you ever need to hear some honest words, just turn to the nearest two-year-old.
We’ve rounded up some notes from children that are absolutely hilarious. These kids were just trying to be honest, but they probably don’t realize how funny they sound.
