Everyone knows that children are master truth-tellers. If they like something, theyโll tell you. Unfortunately, it works the other way around too โ if they donโt like something, they will also make sure to tell you. If you ever need to hear some honest words, just turn to the nearest two-year-old.
Weโve rounded up some notes from children that are absolutely hilarious. These kids were just trying to be honest, but they probably donโt realize how funny they sound.


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1. Is that a threat?
Donโt mess with a hangry kid, or they might just โput the cat toy in your pants.โ


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2. โMy mom is badโ
This little boy was mad at his mom, so he drew up this little note and left it on her nightstand while she was sleeping. Ouch.


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3. โNow dad, rememberโฆโ
Apparently this kidโs dad is very, very tired.


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4. โYou think I farted when I didnโtโ
Therefore, that makes you a very mean and bad person!


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5. The night mom and dad had ice cream for dinner
โDonโt bother giving me dinner, Iโm not hungry,โ this kid wrote, going on to say he was very sad. Ice cream for the parents, it is!


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6. โWhy did you go to the concert without me?!โ
You can lie to your kid, but they will find out!


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7. A not-so-nice note to the babysitter
โDear Valerie, get out of my life.โ Wow, no time wasted with that one.


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8. โYouโre never going to hear me talk againโ
Is that a threat or a promise?


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9. Donโt look at Facebookโฆ
Spend your time on way more important things, like adopting a dog for your child!


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10. โYou are the worst people everโ
Sounds like this note was written by a very sweet kid.


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11. โMatt Braeden is being sooo mean to meโ
Because Matt is bullying this kid, the note urges whoever is reading to please hunt down Matt and โcrush him.โ So dramatic and oh-so-funny.


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12. โI see my assassins have failedโ
Ouch.


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13. Bella is bored
And that is because Bella does not have electronics.


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14. โI wonโt love youโ
โโฆIf you make me clean my room.โ Wow, high stakes here.


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15. โMom, you got a mustacheโ
We told you, kids are brutally honest. Sometimes they tell us things we just donโt want to hear.


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16. Plot twist
This kid started writing a sorry note but then began to realize they werenโt actually sorry midway through. Gold.


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17. โLet me outsideโ
This kid is threatening to โbreak his family.โ What does that even mean?


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18. โIf I had a different mom I would punch her in the faceโ
Aw, at least they were trying to be nice.


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19. A great way to make new friends
Just kick them in the face. That should do it.


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20. Youโre good
But you are not my favorite.


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21. Sorryโฆ
For what? Because of nothinโ!


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22. A great way to make money
This kid doesnโt mean to be โhard,โ but he needs it. Cough up the money, tooth fairy.


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23. A sweet note gone sour
At first, it seems like such a sweet note. But then it just gets awful. Each and each sentence takes an increasingly darker turn and now weโre just uncomfortable.


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24. A new baby brother is niceโฆ
But itโs not as nice as a new puppy. At least, according to this child.


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25. โI love u!โ
But only sometimes! Nice, thanks for clarifying!


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26. Was this gift a bad idea?
Get a kid a squirt gun and they will definitely test it out on you.


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27. A reply
This was originally a sweet note from a mother, until her kid ruined it with nothinโ but negative vibes.


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28. The most interesting person is dad
And mom is just aโฆ regular mom.


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29. This kid probably doesnโt realize how inappropriate this note is
But it is hilarious and very inappropriate.


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30. This kid is a realist
He knows his mother is fully responsible for his survival and heโs not afraid to be blunt about it.


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31. Donโt ever cut this kidโs hair
Or there will be buckets of tears. He even drew out what they would look like.


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32. โI love you more thanโฆ Cowโ
Not sure it makes any sense, but at least the first few sentences are nice. Photos included, too!


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33. Get your hands off my cookies!
Donโt takeโฆ Especially you, Eric. This child knows you take too much!


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34. Itโs only fair
If a dog poops on your yard, you are allowed to poop on theirs. At least, thatโs what this kid believes.


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35. โThis tastes horribleโ
The child left the note on the drink in the fridge, just so that everyone in the family knows.


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36. Ambitious child
When this child grows up, they want to be a dog. Very ambitious.


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37. Will you be my girlfriend?
Ashley said no because she already has a boyfriend, however itโs not all that sad. She promised they will date once they break up, which should only be in about a month or two.


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38. โSuck it upโ
Sounds like a healthy way for a family to deal with all of their problems.


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39. A very good wish
If only it could rain tacos all the time. This kid has got the right idea.


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40. โI am a freeloaderโ
Hey, at least they are being honest. Isnโt that what this is all about?


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41. โMathโ
This kid is just being honest! Theyโre not wrong.


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42. Right idea
This kid has got the right idea: you should not hit dogs. More kids like this, please.


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43. โMy mom likes drinking wineโ
A very good observation. Not sure how his mother felt about it, though.


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44. A sweet noteโฆ
โฆTurned not-so-nice. Ouch! So meanโฆ Merry Christmas.


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45. This kid is trying to run away
But theyโre telling their parents about it, so not sure if it is the smartest plan.


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46. โIโm not talking to youโฆโ
โฆBut I still love you. Awwww.


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47. You better bring my pony this year
Or there will be consequences. Someoneโs been watching too many action movies!


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48. A simple solution
If everyone just had separate rooms, we would all get along.


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49. An unfortunate phrasing of words
This kid probably didnโt even know, but it is hilarious.


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50. Knock, knock
Weโre not sure the young kid got the joke.


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51. Not a very happy ending
Poor bear.


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52. Studentโs predicted future
This kid believes he will never get married and he seems fine about it.


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53. โI am godโ
Apparently, that is one of the things that makes this kid very special.


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54. A strange birthday note
โYou love gay people,โ it reads.


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55. Innovative
A bunch of Hโs does look like a ladder.


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56. A blob
This kid doesnโt even understand what they drew but hey, at least they are honest about it. We think itโs great!


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57. Karate
This kid promises his dad that he wonโt hurt him if he lets him take karate classes. Yes, because we are sure thatโs what his father was afraid of.


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58. Good advice
โIf the shoe fits, buy it in every color.โ


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59. โT is forโฆโ
Tights! Thanks for the much-needed correction, teacherโฆ


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60. Sometimes, just sometimes
They can learn from us. In both a sad and funny way.


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61. Torture
This mother is โtorturingโ her kid by making them write. How awful (weโre being sarcastic).


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62. Looking for your hole puncher
Which then turns into a very, very long note about her dad โlying to her faceโ! Poor Dad!
63. Thanks, mom
For the stale Cheetos that came with my lunch!


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64. Boring room
How many times can this kid tell you that the room is boring? What is he hiding?!


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65. โNever doing anything for you againโ
Perhaps the funniest part of the note though, is โP.S. Running awayโฆ Poop.โ


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66. Is this true?
If dinosaurs never went extinct, we would never have a country? This kid seems to think so.


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67. Best to-do list ever
Find a servant and then do nothing. Sounds great to us. This kidโs head is in the right place.


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68. โNever put nature aside for televisionโ
Weโre not really sure what this child is talking about, but it had to have made sense for her.


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69. Way too honest
Weโre not sure if this is funny or alarming. When the lights go out, everyoneโฆ touches each other? Of course, though: โP.S. Send money and candy!โ


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70. Important notice
โEvery toilet in the building is possessed.โ Hmmmโฆ Good looking out.


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