Sometimes our parents tell us little white lies to make their lives easier. And sometimes their kids grow up believing these little white lies. In some cases, Believing them for way too long.
Other times, kids come up with crazy theories on their own. It can be a miscommunication of language. Or just some weird things they thought up.
Either way, the results are hilarious. Some people online have shared these whacky things they once believed. At least they eventually figured out that these things weren’t true. Better late than never.
Check out these 70 people who shared some of the dumbest things they once believed:
This child thought that the government has a bedtime department. One that gives out infractions for not meeting the assigned bedtime. No wonder this poor kid wanted to move so bad.
I feel like this is something I would totally believe as kid. I mean the cows are the same color as chocolate milk. But then there’s the whole chocolate factor. It’s not called brown milk.
OMG, this is so damn funny. Kids are hilarious. I wonder how he got that idea.
19) The Light in the Car
Your dad definitely tells you how dangerous is it to put on the car light. And that you could get into an accident. So, how do you not believe this should be the question?
20) Car Accident Pregnancies
This is pretty wild. Imagine if it were true? That would be so dangerous.
Would you have to have an outie belly button to unscrew it? How does one unscrew a belly button? Just the phrase “your butt would fall off” is hilarious in itself.
This is why you have to be careful what you say around kids. Because they take things litearlly and can become traumatized by these things. That would be one sad demon.
This kid’s mom probably had a great time trying to bathe her. Poor kid was probably terrified to try and wash her belly button. In this case, bathtime was not lots of fun.
This kid didn’t know what feminine pads were. They probably didn’t figure out what they were until they had sex ed in school. Or until that had to wear little diapers of their own.
If this were true, you’d probably see a lot of guys tripping. Pants would have to be a lot bigger. Maybe with a special made pouch to hold all that hose.
The thought of a child not knowing the joy of jumping on the bed is just sad to me. His parents probably thought he was well behaved. When he was just actually unjustlly terrified.
57) Spaghetti Farms
Spaghetti sort of comes from a farm. Some of the stuff you need to make it grows out of the ground. Dad’s are silly.
I wonder how long this kid’s bath were. How long with it take for you to shrink half your size. How long would it take for you to completely disappear?
Damn big sister, that’s just terrifying. Poor kid was so annoyed by her she was like, “You know what, I’ma be a doll.” You have to be pretty annoyed to just give up and want to be a doll.
Parents think they’re slick telling their kids this stuff, but then they go on believing it for too long. Having unhealthy fears of squirrels. It probably worked like a charm though.
Twins are super uncommon. But there definitely isn’t a set in each family. It would be cute to think that though if you had a twin and you were super little.
70 people share some of the dumbest things they once believed when they were younger & it’s hilarious
D.G. Sciortino
05.06.20
Sometimes our parents tell us little white lies to make their lives easier. And sometimes their kids grow up believing these little white lies. In some cases, Believing them for way too long.
Other times, kids come up with crazy theories on their own. It can be a miscommunication of language. Or just some weird things they thought up.
Either way, the results are hilarious. Some people online have shared these whacky things they once believed. At least they eventually figured out that these things weren’t true. Better late than never.
Check out these 70 people who shared some of the dumbest things they once believed:
