Choosing a place to live is a matter of getting a life of relative peace or jumping into a Cold War you never signed up for. Unfortunately for some, realtors will never tell you if a house is haunted, a former crime scene, or sandwiched between really obnoxious neighbors.
Ever had a moment where you wished you could just put your neighbor on mute? Because these people definitely do. Here are 70 diabolical neighbors you do not want living next door.
1. LOL
This is one of the funniest ways to find out your neighbor has been stealing your wifi! Donโt think he made it up with a beer.
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2. One Last Fight
Wow these guys had to fight even on the last day of being neighbors. Why couldnโt they ust let it go?
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3. Sounds Legit
Imagine thinking only you know where your hide-a-key is, but find out the whole neighborhood knows about it.
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4. Steal Your Trash
Seriosuly though, who would even consider stealing someone elseโs trashcan? That would be an interesting case for the police.
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5. Sad
Most of us have done something similar once or twice, but being called out about it, well thatโs quite embarrassing!
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6. Thatโs Just Rude
Well, we donโt know whoโs ruder in this case, but you certainly arenโt supposed to laugh in someoneโs face- especially when theyโre arguing with someone else.
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7. Not My Cat
Weโre wondering if this guy really thought it was the neighborโs cat or was just messing with them.
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8. Itโs Just Three Inches!
Sometimes people are too easy to annoy, like this guyโs neighbor. Yet, maybe the divorce mention could have been avoided.
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9. Meditation
When you have no intention to meditate, but your neighbor thinks it would be beneficial for you.
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10. An Eye For An Eye
Well, this guyโs rationale makes perfect sense, doesnโt it?
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11. Whose Is The Cat?
This is so funny! Looks like the cat has made both of them think itโs theirs, but she really lives a secret double life.
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12. Farts Happen
Well, it does happen to hear something you donโt want to, but why text the neighbor to let them know? As if they will hold it next time?
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13. Parking Probs
This guy was conveniently using someone elseโs parking spot and now itโs the time to pay for it, it seems.
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14. Informative
Whoever wrote this clearly doesnโt know what โto the pointโ means.
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15. Itโs Got To Happen
But, how can anyone tell you when you can fart or not? Sounds insane to us!
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16. Hilarious!
Wow, this guy needed to know whose car it was and he had to know right there and then.
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17. Good One!
Well, letโs hope that this will work and the neighbors will stop dropping their cigarette butts on the ground.
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18. Genius
This guy found an original way to tell his neighbor heโs pissed by how he parks his car!
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19. Nothing To See Here
Wow, the girl was very polite to the woman. Also, โsweetieโ? Seriously?
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20. Too Much!
Since when do neighbors have a say as to how often we can talk on the phone? Thatโs absurd!
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21. Just Wrong
Like the neighbor said โIs this a romantic comedyโ or what?!
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22. Hmmโฆ
Well, the neighbor kind of does have a point, but itโs really none of their business, right?
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23. You Have A Point
Well, unless the neighbor is a guy, then they can hang out and watch the gardener together every weekend!
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24. Rude
Aw! Letโs hope the boy improved with time. Still, the neighbor should be more understanding.
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25. So Sorry
Donโt say you werenโt warned, man! Now youโll have to deal with the consequences.
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26. On Repeat
Well, at least she gave them different options to chose from! Weโd go for Harry Potter!
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27. Uh-oh!
Well, especially during this time sneezing is barely acceptable in private- imagine how one would feel if they were sneezed on!
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28. Why?
Why do people drink and drive? Well, guess you just donโt want them to drive anywhere close to you when they do.
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29. Creepy
Who stares at someone elseโs window and counts the time theyโre taking selfies? A creep, for sure.
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30. Package Thief
They had us at โIโll bubble wrap youโ! This message is hilarious!
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31. Canโt See Why
Why would you cut down healthy trees? The neighbor is kind of right, but still, none of their business!
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32. That Escalated Quickly
Why canโt people just have a civilized conversation anymore?
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33. This Is Worse
Well, if we thought the previous conversation went wrong, then what about this one?
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34. Polite-not
To think that it all started with a โHappy Easterโ! We should have seen it coming when the neighbor didnโt return the wish.
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35. A โNoโ Would Suffice
Why do people always feel the need to teach others a lesson? Just say โnoโ and let go.
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36. Termite Truck
The guy just wanted to enjoy his sandwich, but instead he had to account for a truck that wasnโt even his!
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37. Feel For Both
But really, one wants to sleep- understandable- and the other one wants his job to be done- legit. Love the emoji anyway!
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38. Oops!
The neighbor didnโt even have the tact to stop at โIโm sorryโ. The rest was redundant, donโt you think?
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39. Ouch!
Social media can be tricky! Youโd better check your friends before posting anything about them!
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40. Extra Points For Honesty
Why would anyone lie to their family about dating a neighbor anyway? Oh, wait, just read a possible answer a little earlier!
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41. Wellโฆ
I mean, thatโs kind of bold, right? At least they could invite the neighbor to return the favor?
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42. Connect With Me
This guy wonโt get no for an answer! They know what they want and theyโre determined to get it.
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43. Guess Youโre Not
Somethingโs telling us theyโll never be cool again. Guess the neighbor could have texted about their complaints before calling the police.
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44. Sassy
She might have gone a bit too far, but really, who can mute their dog on weekends?
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45. Warning
Not sure, but maybe the girl should take the neighbor seriously. Just in caseโฆ
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46. Steer Clear
Well, maybe you should stay away from this kind of neighbors. Looks like you might get in trouble.
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47. She Triedโฆ
The woman tried to be polite and make up for her boyfriendโs stupid comment, but it didnโt last long.
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48. Uh
Really people, who told you you have the right to comment on other peopleโs bodies? Get a life, please!
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49. Sorry, I Guessโฆ
Guess the guy was just trying to be nice and compassionate, but someoneโs clearly not in the mood!
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50. Not A Dog Fan
Although itโs likely the dogs wouldnโt cause any damage, itโs still not okay to let them wander in other peopleโs properties- especially people who donโt like dogs. Donโt you think?
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51. Thatโs Mean!
Oh, no! Hope Greg didnโt see it or if he did, that he didnโt take it seriously. Poor guy!
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52. Rightโฆ
Thatโs why you should never get emotionally involved with neighbors. Things like this might come up in the future!
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53. Civilized
At last, hereโs an example of a civilized answer to a threatening text. Or was it passive aggressive?
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54. It Backfired
I mean, it is understandable that the guy wants to sleep, but the girlโs answer was good, too!
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55. Starving And Lazy
Might we add to the listโฆ stingy? Why couldnโt they order delivery?
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56. Wifeโs Property
This is what happens when you loan out your wifeโs stuff without asking. Gotta live with the consequences.
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57. Not Cool
This guy is really crossing the line here. This is not about being a bad neighbor but a stalker!
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58. Wait, What?
We bet Sarah didnโt see that coming! To be honest, neither did we.
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59. Textdoor Neighbors
Really, donโt people have anything better to do these days? Quite funny though!
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60. Unnecessary
Well, the girl didnโt have to go into details as to why she didnโt feel like babysitting the neighborโs son anymore.
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61. Not Fun
Well, thatโs kind of acceptable. Honest and straightforward.
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62. Gossip Girl
Oh, man! They have a chat where they gossip about their other neighbors? Thatโs too much!
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63. Fair Enough
Well, at least they now know a new song! Letโs see the bright side of things!
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64. Reasonable
Really, though, why would anyone want to go close to a sick person these days? You can still help from a safe distance.
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65. Mr. Waffles Ran Away
When you wanted to hear some words of compassion, but all you got was more reasons to feel bad.
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66. Get Rid Of The Trash
Well, they were both right in their own way, there was no need for the last comment.
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67. Bad Vibes
Weโre sure sheโs a nice person, but itโs not uncommon for people to want some peace and quiet at 4 in the morning!
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68. Feel For You, Man!
Aww, poor guy! He thought he had a friend next door, but he was proved wrong.
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69. Facepalm
Seriously, though? Texting your neighbor asking if theyโre on Tinder and whether they swipe left or right? Get a life people!
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70. Survived Another Day
Who wants neighbors who get themselves into trouble? Let me guessโฆ nobody!
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]You think these people should just move out or should they dish it out and pump up their sound systems to assert dominance?
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