Imagine you’ve entered the toilet and rushed to wash your hands, only to have a water spout aimed at your crotch instead. There’d be a million questions as to what happened after you finally gathered the strength to leave the bathroom.

Urban planning is not an exact science and accidents happen but this is no accident, it’s design fail of epic proportions. Whoever is in charge of public drainage in this city should definitively search for a different job.

If you study hard you will pass the exam – or a quiz, well in most cases. There are always exceptions when your best is just not enough. Next time you must give 110 percent becaue a mere 100 won’t do.

If you thought this is a scene from a horror movie, you’re wrong. It’s a bizarre and disturbing clothing display design. One thing is certain: this design won’t leave anyone indifferent.

They may say it’s a duck but we think it’s a horrible mutant that could’ve only been a result of a nuclear disaster. The design is a disaster, of that there’s little doubt.

This poor platypus looks like it’s been involved in an old-school shootout. We can’t be sure whether it will survive or not.

Potential shoplifters would have such a hard time getting around this brilliantly designed device. Let’s hope no one will be tempted to steal Nexium, though. That’d be ironic.

The world would be a much better place if everyone just asked nicely. Who could ever disregard a kind reminder such as this?

If Columbus had used a compas like this one, the history of the world would have been radically different. We don’t recommend you use this compas for anything other than decoration, though.

It takes a genius to design a wheelchair access automatic door which leads to a staircase. If it was a joke… we didn’t find it funny.

Everyone knows how annoying false alarms can be. That’s why these folks came up with a simple, yet elegant solution to prevent false alarms: letting you watch as the flames slowly consume your house before they also consume you too.

Potential tresspasers will immediately get discouraged when they see an obstacle as formidable as this. Unless they simply decide to walk past the fence.

Toys should not be designed to freak out kids which is what this Winnie will most definitively do. This is probably the crappiest toy design ever.

Here’s another brilliant example of innovative toy design. Original, multi-functional, and embarassing.

Whoever thought of this design has definitively got some issues to work out. Moreover, the snowman’s face looks very creepy.

We get it that some people like fancy stair designs; they can make your home classy and modern-looking. However, this is just a perfect way to break your legs, or worse.

There’s really no way of knowing what happened here. It could be a super-complex math equation or a cryptic message someone left. Whatever the case, this is not a kind of elevator we’d want to step in.

When they designed this T-shirt they probably did not forsee women would wear it. Or it was simply meant to tell everyone that Putin has a very large… brain.

Everyone knows that a good slogan is vital for business success. This is just too good to be true, though.

A globe so small can’t possibly have all the details a larger one usually has. Who needs Europe anyway?

Keep this in mind next time you feel like you want to take a stroll on the Golden Gate Bridge. Or simply use a bike. Pedestrians are a dying breed.

All of you who still despair over how bad they look on their passport photos can now breathe a sigh of relief. Things could’ve been much worse for you, as we can see from this poor woman’s example.

It took us a bit to determine that something’s terribly wrong here. One of these girls is a centaur.

The designers of this package have forgotten what’s the proper word order in a sentence. We assume the intention behind it was to win the pizza of the month contest.

This gives us creepy vibes, like the stuff you’d usually see in horror movies. The company’s creative team has some serious thinking to do before making ads like this.

If you decide to take both, be sure to keep clean sheets nearby for the morning. You’re going to need them.

Political posters can be really annoying, especially if there’s an election around the corner. It doesn’t have to be that way, however. A poster like this will make everyone laugh out loud.

Believe it or not, this is an actual counter design. We don’t know what the people who designed it were thinking.

Colonoscopy should generally be left to professionals but you could still try to give yourself one at your own risk. Remember to wear gloves, though. Hygiene first.

It’s never too early to teach your kid how to use construction tools. Providing your insurance covers disability.

This is either a sloppy design or a stroke of genius. Would you be comfortable having those, big, glowing eyes starting at you from the rear of the bus? We wouldn’t.

We guess this is how protect the wires from overheating in Hawaii. The one obvious problem with that design is that it won’t last for too long.

Now, this is just unfortunate on so many levels. Don’t get ahead of yourself, though, it’s just sugar glaze. What else could it be?

Nobody really knows what exactly was the designer’s intention here but it ended up looking like a kind of wedding you’d usually see in horror movies. There’s a technique they teach in art schools and it’s called perspective. The designer of this card should try it out.

The people who put this sign on a mirror must have a good sense of irony. Or they’re just plain mean. Whatever the case, that’s one horrible idea.

This is a safety pin is. No pun intended.

Do you remember what’s the big idea behind measurment labels? To make it easier to measure the amount of liquid in a transparent bottle. Well, perhaps this bottle was made for people with X-ray vision.

What you’re looking at is an invention made specifically for people who got tired of their pets and decided to do something about it. Alternatively, whoever designed this leash had a quite bizarre sense of humor.

If you’re looking to get to the eleventh floor, you only need to take one floor by stairs. Laws of physics don’t necessarily apply to floor numbers arranged in alphabetical order.

Gnomes usually shouldn’t be white, unless you keep them in your backyard and they’re covered in snow. Here we have just another salty racist gnome who’s up to no good.