Imagine you’ve entered the toilet and rushed to wash your hands, only to have a water spout aimed at your crotch instead. There’d be a million questions as to what happened after you finally gathered the strength to leave the bathroom.

Urban planning is not an exact science and accidents happen but this is no accident, it’s design fail of epic proportions. Whoever is in charge of public drainage in this city should definitively search for a different job.

If you study hard you will pass the exam – or a quiz, well in most cases. There are always exceptions when your best is just not enough. Next time you must give 110 percent becaue a mere 100 won’t do.

If you thought this is a scene from a horror movie, you’re wrong. It’s a bizarre and disturbing clothing display design. One thing is certain: this design won’t leave anyone indifferent.

They may say it’s a duck but we think it’s a horrible mutant that could’ve only been a result of a nuclear disaster. The design is a disaster, of that there’s little doubt.

This poor platypus looks like it’s been involved in an old-school shootout. We can’t be sure whether it will survive or not.

Potential shoplifters would have such a hard time getting around this brilliantly designed device. Let’s hope no one will be tempted to steal Nexium, though. That’d be ironic.

The world would be a much better place if everyone just asked nicely. Who could ever disregard a kind reminder such as this?

If Columbus had used a compas like this one, the history of the world would have been radically different. We don’t recommend you use this compas for anything other than decoration, though.

It takes a genius to design a wheelchair access automatic door which leads to a staircase. If it was a joke… we didn’t find it funny.

Everyone knows how annoying false alarms can be. That’s why these folks came up with a simple, yet elegant solution to prevent false alarms: letting you watch as the flames slowly consume your house before they also consume you too.

Potential tresspasers will immediately get discouraged when they see an obstacle as formidable as this. Unless they simply decide to walk past the fence.

Toys should not be designed to freak out kids which is what this Winnie will most definitively do. This is probably the crappiest toy design ever.

Here’s another brilliant example of innovative toy design. Original, multi-functional, and embarassing.

Whoever thought of this design has definitively got some issues to work out. Moreover, the snowman’s face looks very creepy.

We get it that some people like fancy stair designs; they can make your home classy and modern-looking. However, this is just a perfect way to break your legs, or worse.

There’s really no way of knowing what happened here. It could be a super-complex math equation or a cryptic message someone left. Whatever the case, this is not a kind of elevator we’d want to step in.

When they designed this T-shirt they probably did not forsee women would wear it. Or it was simply meant to tell everyone that Putin has a very large… brain.

Everyone knows that a good slogan is vital for business success. This is just too good to be true, though.

A globe so small can’t possibly have all the details a larger one usually has. Who needs Europe anyway?

Keep this in mind next time you feel like you want to take a stroll on the Golden Gate Bridge. Or simply use a bike. Pedestrians are a dying breed.

All of you who still despair over how bad they look on their passport photos can now breathe a sigh of relief. Things could’ve been much worse for you, as we can see from this poor woman’s example.

It took us a bit to determine that something’s terribly wrong here. One of these girls is a centaur.

The designers of this package have forgotten what’s the proper word order in a sentence. We assume the intention behind it was to win the pizza of the month contest.

This gives us creepy vibes, like the stuff you’d usually see in horror movies. The company’s creative team has some serious thinking to do before making ads like this.

If you decide to take both, be sure to keep clean sheets nearby for the morning. You’re going to need them.

Political posters can be really annoying, especially if there’s an election around the corner. It doesn’t have to be that way, however. A poster like this will make everyone laugh out loud.

Believe it or not, this is an actual counter design. We don’t know what the people who designed it were thinking.

Colonoscopy should generally be left to professionals but you could still try to give yourself one at your own risk. Remember to wear gloves, though. Hygiene first.

It’s never too early to teach your kid how to use construction tools. Providing your insurance covers disability.

This is either a sloppy design or a stroke of genius. Would you be comfortable having those, big, glowing eyes starting at you from the rear of the bus? We wouldn’t.

We guess this is how protect the wires from overheating in Hawaii. The one obvious problem with that design is that it won’t last for too long.

Now, this is just unfortunate on so many levels. Don’t get ahead of yourself, though, it’s just sugar glaze. What else could it be?

Nobody really knows what exactly was the designer’s intention here but it ended up looking like a kind of wedding you’d usually see in horror movies. There’s a technique they teach in art schools and it’s called perspective. The designer of this card should try it out.

The people who put this sign on a mirror must have a good sense of irony. Or they’re just plain mean. Whatever the case, that’s one horrible idea.

This is a safety pin is. No pun intended.

Do you remember what’s the big idea behind measurment labels? To make it easier to measure the amount of liquid in a transparent bottle. Well, perhaps this bottle was made for people with X-ray vision.

What you’re looking at is an invention made specifically for people who got tired of their pets and decided to do something about it. Alternatively, whoever designed this leash had a quite bizarre sense of humor.

If you’re looking to get to the eleventh floor, you only need to take one floor by stairs. Laws of physics don’t necessarily apply to floor numbers arranged in alphabetical order.

Gnomes usually shouldn’t be white, unless you keep them in your backyard and they’re covered in snow. Here we have just another salty racist gnome who’s up to no good.

What on earth could’ve prompted them to put on a fence sign such as this? We’re afraid to think about it so we’ll just leave it at that.

If they had buses in the Shire they would’ve looked like exactly like this one. Now we all know how awful Gandalf must have felt inside those Hobbit holes.

Rainbows make everyone happy. Some people feel so happy they find themselves unable to control their excitement.

Nobody can beat Father Time. The aging process was in a hurry here, however.

Let’s stop for a second and imagine you’re really parched and grab the first juice you see in the market. That wouldn’t end well if you grabbed one of these bottles. This is not just bad design, but plain also a public health hazard.

Playing hide and seek with a tumor is officially a new medical technique. The stakes are pretty much summed up in the title of Game of Thrones episode. You win or you die.

The numbers don’t matter, if you want the bigger half of the pie you should get it, no matter what. Sometimes, a mere 50 percent is not enough to win.

Here’s a coloring book ideal for kids who aren’t quite willing to engage their creative side. Lord Vader would certainly approve of this coloring book.

Latches and locks are necessary to keep our homes safe from unwanted incursions. Burglars will have a field day with locks like this.

Uhm, does a diarrhea medicine really need a mascot? We all know the answer to question is no, especially if it looks like a fresh poo.

The owner of this crematorium has some serious issues to work out. Using creepy memes is no way to promote your business. It’s not just bizarre but tasteless as well.

It only makes sense if the menu was designed by a 5-year-old girl. The only thing missing here is the bunnies and unicorns.

And the award for the dumbest design of all time goes to whoever put this braile sign behind the glass. There is no excuse for this level of stupidity.

Rule number one when it comes to fire safety: use stairs. Rule number two: disregard rule number one in case the people who designed your fire stairs were imbeciles.

Soccer team designers try very hard to come up with a unique T-shirt design that will stand out from all the other teams. This design went a bit too far in that direction.

The world just got a brand new continent to replace the old Asia, and it’s called China. Or it’s just a gigantic advertisement campaign by the Chinese.

We hope they have a glass panel or two in reserve. They better make it ten, to be completely safe.

We’re sure this school produces only A students. Come to think of it, we’ll call them the Triple A Academy committed to uncovering their students… talents.

You need to take a closer look at this sign to get the idea of what it’s really about. If you don’t, you might easily get the wrong impression.

Some people love their guns so much they don’t want to go anywhere without them. Guns and mobiles, what would we do without them.

When ‘art’ becomes a ‘fart’ you know someone hasn’t been paying attention to their advertisement campaign. At least we now know why all the customers giggle as they enter the shop.

This library poster should definitively be included in the list of creepiest ads of all time. You wouldn’t want to see something like this in a dark alley.

It’s mindboggling that someone actually thought they’d attract customers with this sign. In fact, they can only achieve the exact opposite. A serious loss of appetite.

Let’s not try to make sense out of this sign because there’s no point. It doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.

If this was meant to look like a fire flame design it failed in a spectacular fashion. As it is, it seems like the car enging has diarrhea.

It’s either a massive photoshop failure or Dr. Evans is a master llusionist. In case the latter is true, Houdini just got some major competition.

Sometimes you have to be Einstein to learn how to use fridge interfaces properly. The safest course of action is to avoid touching anything.

The fox looks friendly and it’s reading a book and that’s good enough. Kids aren’t even going to notice those few small defects.

When the manufacturer has something to hide from customers they use a white font on a yellow background. It goes without saying that no one would ever bother to read it. The other possible explanation is that we’re looking at a glaring example of dumb design.

We all feel like this after the Hollidays. It’s going to pop any second now so let’s just observe a moment of silence. Poppy deserved it.