There are things in this world that we knew would be good together the moment we laid our eyes on them. Breakfast and eggs, peanut butter and jam, your hand and the cold side of the pillow, and more importantly — cats and the internet. And while we can all agree that the internet has given us a quick ticket to fame, our feline counterparts are not shy to claim their right to dominate the “domains”.
From catnip addiction, crashing Christmas, to even going on dates; here are 70 crack-up cat tweets the internet will never get over.
1. Follow him to learn your destiny
Something tells me this cat’s showing us the way to our fate, a sage that’ll guide us on our journey. Or maybe he’s just a cat enjoying a beam of sunlight.
2. I’d stop to take a picture too
This cat’s probably pretty annoyed, but there’s not a person in the world who wouldn’t take a picture before helping him. Dang it, why is this so funny?
At first glance, you don’t realize what’s happening in this photo. Then as your eyes adjust, the true optical marvel of it becomes real. Seriously, what are the odds?
They say cats are egomaniacal but this is taking it to a new extreme. This guy’s convinced all the Christmas celebrations are about him instead of Jesus.
Who said cats don’t know how to be compassionate? This sweet feline knew the dog was scared — and the best possible way to comfort her.
Cats don’t always bear a strong resemblance to their parents but this feline family is an exception. For four generations, they’ve made tiny clones of themselves and it’s adorable.
This is a joke about a voting booth. There’s almost no privacy and there’s barely any room to write down his choice. In reality, it’s not much different from a real voting booth.
Cats try to pretend like they’re dignified, which makes it all the more hilarious when they end up in positions like this. Would someone offer to help the poor thing?
Somehow, two cats have better dates than most of us do. Sure, they had a bit of help from their owners, but sometimes, romance just needs a push in the right direction.
10. This is the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen
I can’t decide which part of this is my favorite. Is it the fact this cat has a significant other that he goes on dates with? Or is it because he understands the elevator and knows what floor to go to?
No animal likes to be put in the cone of shame. But this cat found an unexpected silver lining in the situation. And of course, it immediately used it in the rudest way possible.
12. “I’m tired of your crap, Joe”
I never knew an animal could look this sassy. They might not speak our language, but they’re a testament to how much communication can happen without uttering a single word.
13. It’s all coming together
For animals that’ve spent their entire lives inside, going outdoors into nature for the first time can be overwhelming. Just imagine all the smells that are overpowering this poor kitty.
I think the worst part about this is the fact there’s no explanation. Why can’t I pet the kitty, huh? I’m just saying, she looks like she needs a scratch.
15. At last, the day has come
Every possible explanation for this cat’s appearance next to his mural is delightful. Is that his turf that an artist memorialized of him? Or was he becoming prophetic?
You’re never quite sure how catnip will affect your feline. They might start to run frantically around the house. But they also might do…whatever this is.
17. Best Christmas presents EVER
If you think about it, this makes perfect sense. The space under the Christmas tree was sheltered, quiet, and warm — the best possible place to have her kittens. And, of course, her babies are gifts to the world.
Sometimes, cats are just as compassionate and loving as dogs. They cuddle with you when you’re sad and make you laugh. Other times, they let you search for them for two hours while they covertly watch.
19. The coolest cats on the street
If girl groups make a comeback, someone needs to sign these stylish kitties to a record deal. After all, they have that star look. Watch out “America’s Got Talent,” here they come.
20. Now it’s the local kitty drug den
Okay, catnip doesn’t affect cats in the same way drugs do to humans. Instead, it stimulates pheromone receptors in their brain. What you’re looking at here is a cat orgy.
Say what you will, but this guy has his priorities in order. Sure, he might be in the middle of something important, but he has two hands, doesn’t he?
Growing up with a cat is an amazing experience — the two of you often become best friends and partners in mischief. Everything’s a game, even if it’s just looking out the window.
23. “I got you some lunch”
Aren’t humans so ungrateful? This cat went out of his way to find a delicious and healthy meal for his owner and they won’t even let him inside. Some people are so inconsiderate.
24. It’s a serious health issue
Cats sleep anywhere from 12 to 16 hours a day, and they never seem to have any problem doing it. Man, life as a cat sounds better and better all the time.
25. It doesn’t fix anything but it makes you happy
Cats are the kings of sleeping their problems away. Napping works pretty well for animals without a schedule or responsibilities. But for humans, that sort of plan would lead to chaos.
26. The Savior has to move
Cats don’t care who you are — if you’re sitting in their spot, they’ll make you move. Yep, that even counts if you’re Jesus Christ Himself. Now scoot over, Messiah.
27. It’s called Cat’s Hats
Don’t be silly, this cat doesn’t own the store. He’s just advertising for it. Putting a cat in the street to get people inside the store is a smart marketing strategy.
It’s always nice to have friends who support your hobbies. When his owner was looking for the perfect white background for her social media post, this kitty was happy to volunteer his pristine belly fur.
29. Her name is “Girl with Cat”
This girl must be the happiest person alive. Whenever she’s feeling sad, all she has to do is look at her cat and she instantly feels better. It’s like an automatic cure for depression.
30. Come get your freeloader
If your cat goes outside, you might find out he has a second family. This one was caught before he adopted them. It always hurts to be betrayed by your own family.
31. And Han doesn’t have a blaster
Most cats aren’t very emotionally demonstrative. So, Han Solo is a good comparison. But you know when Han said “I know,” what he really meant was “I love you, too.”
32. A mysterious femme fatale
Is it a cat with its ears stuck in a sheer curtain or an ancient oracle waiting to tell you about your fate? Would it be considered rude to scratch the oracle behind the ears?
33. “And no, I didn’t miss you”
Dogs are usually overwhelmed with excitement when their human comes home but cats are more independent. They only need you to fill the food dish, okay?
34. It’s important to stay informed
This cat decided to stay up-to-date on current events. But she’s also learning that watching the news can be depressing and worrisome. Me too, kitty, me too.
35. Share the pizza you monster
Anyone who could resist a face like this must have superhuman willpower. If this cat looked at me like this, I’d give her anything she wanted. Just take my car keys already.
36. You may live another day
It’s a bit unnerving to think your cat might be able to kill you if he wanted to. But he won’t because you provide him with food. I guess you’re safe for now.
Sure, he might only weigh a couple of ounces, but this cat needs a king-sized bed. After all, he considers himself a king and you should, too.
Come to find out, this store had a long battle with this cat over his right to walk the aisles freely. He won and now he comes and goes as he pleases while judging shoppers for their purchases.
39. That’s one patient cat
I’ve never personally met a cat that’s willing to put up with these kinds of shenanigans. Are you sure it’s a cat and not a dog in disguise?
40. Does anyone hear violin music?
Tippi the cat has a more dramatic story depicted in just three pictures than most of us can claim to have. I’m pretty sure she’s just looking at birds, but we’ll go with the soldier husband story.
This is how it begins. The cats learn how to work all the kitchen devices. Then, they evolve thumbs and replace us as the dominant species. It’s all because of this guy and his love of cold water.
42. It’s called fashion, look it up
This cat stole a shoe and now, she’s off to be fabulous. Who wants to point her in the direction of the catwalk? (Get it — catwalk?)
43. She’ll fight you for it
The look on this cat’s face clearly says: “Come and take it if you want it back.” That’s just a fact of life when you live with a kitty. You move and you lose your chair.
Cats, like children, don’t often appreciate the efforts we put into keeping them healthy. But unlike humans, felines don’t have health insurance. That means keeping them healthy is expensive.
Cats will sleep in just about anything, whether it’s comfortable or uncomfortable. In this case, a tiny, cat-sized paper bag is a perfect DIY sleeping bag for a furry camper.
46. The future of millennials
The millennial generation is faced with the reality that they might not ever retire. So, this isn’t the worst plan. It beats sitting in an office all day.
47. She’s having a moment
Humans will never quite understand all the ways that cats tick. For example, what appeals to them about sitting motionless in a tiny box for an hour straight? Maybe they’re just weird.
48. That’s where you’re wrong
Your cat sees everything you do and they judge you for it. Considering you appease them with their favorite food and toys, we’re going to say yeah, you answer to the cat.
49. He’s a wise old wizard
I don’t think this is a regular domesticated cat. It’s more likely a feral kitty of some kind. Those vivid eyes and the long, shaggy coat all give the impression of a wizard who’ll tell you about your future.
When you love someone, they cross your mind regularly. This might seem silly, but it’s easy to figure out that this person loves their cat…a lot.
Cats have an instinct for martial arts. But it only comes out when someone tries to bathe them. Have you ever tried to bathe a kitty?
How did this cat manage to lift the couch cushion and move it neatly to one side so he could sit in the spot underneath? More importantly, why on earth would he even want to?
53. This cat’s too cool for school
We don’t know the context for this photo, but I don’t think we need one. As for adding this image to an online dating profile, it’s a surefire way to get people to swipe right.
54. Mr. President, is that you?
This cat not only has the distinctive hairpiece but also the unmistakable smug expression of the current President. I just want to hear him say the word “yuge.”
55. A cat works at this newspaper
Back in the old days, the lack of thumbs kept cats from working on papers where they needed to hold pencils. But ever since typewriters were introduced, the field of journalism opened up to them.
Every parent thinks their child is the sweetest, smartest, and most adorable ever born. It seems that even applies to people who treat their cats like babies.
Let’s face it: none of us have ever looked as fly as this stylish cat. The jacket fits him perfectly. All he needs is a tiny pair of jeans and he’s ready for his cameo in Footloose.
58. I’m on my way to the hospital now
When it’s time for a bath, all bets are off and all claws are out. Cats don’t care who they hurt. They’ll do anything to avoid being lowered into that tub.
59. Oh good, I’m not the only one
Who doesn’t enjoy great hits like “Stop Begging Me for Food, You’ve Already Eaten Today”? I’m partial to the banger “Why Do You Always Barf on The Carpet Instead of the Tile?”
60. Best description of a cat ever
Somehow, this tweet nails this description perfectly. Most cats are cute, but not this one. If anything, he’s magnificent in his sheer ugliness.
Don’t spend your money on expensive assassin training for your cats. They’re born with natural killing abilities. So, there’s no reason to waste your money.
62. Just stop buying toys
Only rookies buy their cats toys and special beds. If you’ve owned a cat for any length of time, you know not to waste your money. Kitties prefer to play with trash and sleep in boxes.
63. Before you die, feed me
They say cats will eat your body after you die. I’m not sure if that’s true or not, but it would be completely in line with their personality. If you want your body recognized, make sure their food dish is full first.
Few things are more upsetting than petting your cat only to realize they’re soaking wet. Maybe they were playing in their water dish or the sink. Or perhaps they were in the toilet. You’ll never know.
Cats are focused on doing what they want to do and when they want to do it without any regard for your needs. If that means putting you off your breakfast, so be it
66. He’s off to enjoy it in private
I’m not sure why this is so funny. Maybe it was because the cat immediately recognized the bed was for him. Or perhaps he didn’t care — he was claiming it no matter what anyone else said.
67. Who the heck are you?
Pet sitting is probably strange for the animal. Suddenly, their owner’s gone and a new human is in their place. You can’t be too careful when checking them out.
It’s impressive the owner of this office has everything so organized. But this does beg the question: can this cat read? And if not, how does he know which box is his?
69. No need to get personal
It’s nice the vet included the patient in this important discussion. That way, he could stay informed of his personal health needs. It’s also good there are pictures since he can’t read.
70. You’re a wizard, kitty
I’m just going to go ahead and assume this cat has superpowers. It wields lightning in its tiny, adorable paws. And personally, I welcome my new kitty overlord.
71. Hear me out: zombie cat
There are two options here: either this family mistook someone else’s dead cat for their pet or Tom woke up and dug his way out of the grave. I’m rooting for Option #2.
Look, journalists have a duty to capture the news, even if it means making personal sacrifices. Or in this case, making sacrifices for other people.
73. *walkie talkie noise* I’m in
Of all the things that could emerge from beneath your house, a cute kitten is probably the only good option. But still, we have a couple of questions, like “How?”
Don’t you just love how we can conveniently share our cats’ disdain for us? Kinda makes you want to name the internet after them.
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