There are things in this world that we knew would be good together the moment we laid our eyes on them. Breakfast and eggs, peanut butter and jam, your hand and the cold side of the pillow, and more importantly โ cats and the internet. And while we can all agree that the internet has given us a quick ticket to fame, our feline counterparts are not shy to claim their right to dominate the โdomainsโ.
From catnip addiction, crashing Christmas, to even going on dates; here are 70 crack-up cat tweets the internet will never get over.
1. Follow him to learn your destiny
Something tells me this catโs showing us the way to our fate, a sage thatโll guide us on our journey. Or maybe heโs just a cat enjoying a beam of sunlight.
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Twitter/@Elimckenzie
2. Iโd stop to take a picture too
This catโs probably pretty annoyed, but thereโs not a person in the world who wouldnโt take a picture before helping him. Dang it, why is this so funny?
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Twitter/@dylan_smith58
3. Itโs flawless
At first glance, you donโt realize whatโs happening in this photo. Then as your eyes adjust, the true optical marvel of it becomes real. Seriously, what are the odds?
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Twitter/@StansaidAirport
4. You know why
They say cats are egomaniacal but this is taking it to a new extreme. This guyโs convinced all the Christmas celebrations are about him instead of Jesus.
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Twitter/@karina898
5. Be still my heart
Who said cats donโt know how to be compassionate? This sweet feline knew the dog was scared โ and the best possible way to comfort her.
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Twitter/@viceves
6. A family ban
Cats donโt always bear a strong resemblance to their parents but this feline family is an exception. For four generations, theyโve made tiny clones of themselves and itโs adorable.
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Twitter/@haloseok
7. Itโs a big day
This is a joke about a voting booth. Thereโs almost no privacy and thereโs barely any room to write down his choice. In reality, itโs not much different from a real voting booth.
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Twitter/@painted_eel
8. Help me
Cats try to pretend like theyโre dignified, which makes it all the more hilarious when they end up in positions like this. Would someone offer to help the poor thing?
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Twitter/@SpotTheLoon2010
9. A couple of goals
Somehow, two cats have better dates than most of us do. Sure, they had a bit of help from their owners, but sometimes, romance just needs a push in the right direction.
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Twitter/@Cyb4rGal
10. This is the most romantic thing Iโve ever seen
I canโt decide which part of this is my favorite. Is it the fact this cat has a significant other that he goes on dates with? Or is it because he understands the elevator and knows what floor to go to?
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Twitter/@SpaceCatPics
11. What a jerk
No animal likes to be put in the cone of shame. But this cat found an unexpected silver lining in the situation. And of course, it immediately used it in the rudest way possible.
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Twitter/@radtoria
12. โIโm tired of your crap, Joeโ
I never knew an animal could look this sassy. They might not speak our language, but theyโre a testament to how much communication can happen without uttering a single word.
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Twitter/@goulcher
13. Itโs all coming together
For animals thatโve spent their entire lives inside, going outdoors into nature for the first time can be overwhelming. Just imagine all the smells that are overpowering this poor kitty.
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Twitter/@willtak
14. But I WANT TO
I think the worst part about this is the fact thereโs no explanation. Why canโt I pet the kitty, huh? Iโm just saying, she looks like she needs a scratch.
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Twitter/@GMpaiella
15. At last, the day has come
Every possible explanation for this catโs appearance next to his mural is delightful. Is that his turf that an artist memorialized of him? Or was he becoming prophetic?
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Twitter/@Rattlehead81
16. Are you okay, man?
Youโre never quite sure how catnip will affect your feline. They might start to run frantically around the house. But they also might doโฆwhatever this is.
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Twitter/@DannyTanner
17. Best Christmas presents EVER
If you think about it, this makes perfect sense. The space under the Christmas tree was sheltered, quiet, and warm โ the best possible place to have her kittens. And, of course, her babies are gifts to the world.
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Twitter/@WeTheDanielle
18. He didnโt care
Sometimes, cats are just as compassionate and loving as dogs. They cuddle with you when youโre sad and make you laugh. Other times, they let you search for them for two hours while they covertly watch.
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Twitter/@ellimckenzie
19. The coolest cats on the street
If girl groups make a comeback, someone needs to sign these stylish kitties to a record deal. After all, they have that star look. Watch out โAmericaโs Got Talent,โ here they come.
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Twitter/@glvdengoddess
20. Now itโs the local kitty drug den
Okay, catnip doesnโt affect cats in the same way drugs do to humans. Instead, it stimulates pheromone receptors in their brain. What youโre looking at here is a cat orgy.
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Twitter/@TheEvilChris
21. Priorities
Say what you will, but this guy has his priorities in order. Sure, he might be in the middle of something important, but he has two hands, doesnโt he?
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Twitter/@dimakosmo
22. Partners in crime
Growing up with a cat is an amazing experience โ the two of you often become best friends and partners in mischief. Everythingโs a game, even if itโs just looking out the window.
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Twitter/@Cyb4rGal
23. โI got you some lunchโ
Arenโt humans so ungrateful? This cat went out of his way to find a delicious and healthy meal for his owner and they wonโt even let him inside. Some people are so inconsiderate.
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Twitter/@Elimckenzie
24. Itโs a serious health issue
Cats sleep anywhere from 12 to 16 hours a day, and they never seem to have any problem doing it. Man, life as a cat sounds better and better all the time.
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Twitter/@TheToddWilliams
25. It doesnโt fix anything but it makes you happy
Cats are the kings of sleeping their problems away. Napping works pretty well for animals without a schedule or responsibilities. But for humans, that sort of plan would lead to chaos.
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Twitter/@NASHterpiece
26. The Savior has to move
Cats donโt care who you are โ if youโre sitting in their spot, theyโll make you move. Yep, that even counts if youโre Jesus Christ Himself. Now scoot over, Messiah.
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Twitter/@revkatebottley
27. Itโs called Catโs Hats
Donโt be silly, this cat doesnโt own the store. Heโs just advertising for it. Putting a cat in the street to get people inside the store is a smart marketing strategy.
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Twitter/@NicCageMatch
28. Happy to help
Itโs always nice to have friends who support your hobbies. When his owner was looking for the perfect white background for her social media post, this kitty was happy to volunteer his pristine belly fur.
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Twitter/@Kenya_fuentes
29. Her name is โGirl with Catโ
This girl must be the happiest person alive. Whenever sheโs feeling sad, all she has to do is look at her cat and she instantly feels better. Itโs like an automatic cure for depression.
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Twitter/@daninantais
30. Come get your freeloader
If your cat goes outside, you might find out he has a second family. This one was caught before he adopted them. It always hurts to be betrayed by your own family.
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Twitter/@PetchaNetwork
31. And Han doesnโt have a blaster
Most cats arenโt very emotionally demonstrative. So, Han Solo is a good comparison. But you know when Han said โI know,โ what he really meant was โI love you, too.โ
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Twitter/@kendrawcandraw
32. A mysterious femme fatale
Is it a cat with its ears stuck in a sheer curtain or an ancient oracle waiting to tell you about your fate? Would it be considered rude to scratch the oracle behind the ears?
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Twitter/@skeltonpup
33. โAnd no, I didnโt miss youโ
Dogs are usually overwhelmed with excitement when their human comes home but cats are more independent. They only need you to fill the food dish, okay?
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Twitter/@Elimckenzie
34. Itโs important to stay informed
This cat decided to stay up-to-date on current events. But sheโs also learning that watching the news can be depressing and worrisome. Me too, kitty, me too.
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Twitter/@goldengateblond
35. Share the pizza you monster
Anyone who could resist a face like this must have superhuman willpower. If this cat looked at me like this, Iโd give her anything she wanted. Just take my car keys already.
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Twitter/@TheDreamGhoul
36. You may live another day
Itโs a bit unnerving to think your cat might be able to kill you if he wanted to. But he wonโt because you provide him with food. I guess youโre safe for now.
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Twitter/@lisaxy424
37. I need the whole bed
Sure, he might only weigh a couple of ounces, but this cat needs a king-sized bed. After all, he considers himself a king and you should, too.
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Twitter/@CatFoodBreath
38. Welcome to his store
Come to find out, this store had a long battle with this cat over his right to walk the aisles freely. He won and now he comes and goes as he pleases while judging shoppers for their purchases.
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Twitter/@J_Tema
39. Thatโs one patient cat
Iโve never personally met a cat thatโs willing to put up with these kinds of shenanigans. Are you sure itโs a cat and not a dog in disguise?
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Twitter/@bourgeoisalien
40. Does anyone hear violin music?
Tippi the cat has a more dramatic story depicted in just three pictures than most of us can claim to have. Iโm pretty sure sheโs just looking at birds, but weโll go with the soldier husband story.
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Twitter/@Brocklesnitch
41. Arenโt we all?
This is how it begins. The cats learn how to work all the kitchen devices. Then, they evolve thumbs and replace us as the dominant species. Itโs all because of this guy and his love of cold water.
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Twitter/@jennastoys
42. Itโs called fashion, look it up
This cat stole a shoe and now, sheโs off to be fabulous. Who wants to point her in the direction of the catwalk? (Get it โ catwalk?)
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Twitter/@judith_ism
43. Sheโll fight you for it
The look on this catโs face clearly says: โCome and take it if you want it back.โ Thatโs just a fact of life when you live with a kitty. You move and you lose your chair.
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Twitter/@rachelichelle
44. So ungrateful
Cats, like children, donโt often appreciate the efforts we put into keeping them healthy. But unlike humans, felines donโt have health insurance. That means keeping them healthy is expensive.
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Twitter/@annedonahue
45. DIY sleeping bag
Cats will sleep in just about anything, whether itโs comfortable or uncomfortable. In this case, a tiny, cat-sized paper bag is a perfect DIY sleeping bag for a furry camper.
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Twitter/@LeilaniTravels
46. The future of millennials
The millennial generation is faced with the reality that they might not ever retire. So, this isnโt the worst plan. It beats sitting in an office all day.
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Twitter/@UnimpressedWU
47. Sheโs having a moment
Humans will never quite understand all the ways that cats tick. For example, what appeals to them about sitting motionless in a tiny box for an hour straight? Maybe theyโre just weird.
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Twitter/@TheDreamGhoul
48. Thatโs where youโre wrong
Your cat sees everything you do and they judge you for it. Considering you appease them with their favorite food and toys, weโre going to say yeah, you answer to the cat.
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Twitter/@nileseguin
49. Heโs a wise old wizard
I donโt think this is a regular domesticated cat. Itโs more likely a feral kitty of some kind. Those vivid eyes and the long, shaggy coat all give the impression of a wizard whoโll tell you about your future.
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Twitter/@itispol
50. Itโs a sign of love
When you love someone, they cross your mind regularly. This might seem silly, but itโs easy to figure out that this person loves their catโฆa lot.
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Twitter/@FloPerry
51. Ugh. Lame.
Cats have an instinct for martial arts. But it only comes out when someone tries to bathe them. Have you ever tried to bathe a kitty?
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Twitter/@David8Hughes
52. Heโs too powerful
How did this cat manage to lift the couch cushion and move it neatly to one side so he could sit in the spot underneath? More importantly, why on earth would he even want to?
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Twitter/@elinmeat
53. This catโs too cool for school
We donโt know the context for this photo, but I donโt think we need one. As for adding this image to an online dating profile, itโs a surefire way to get people to swipe right.
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Twitter/@NicCageMatch
54. Mr. President, is that you?
This cat not only has the distinctive hairpiece but also the unmistakable smug expression of the current President. I just want to hear him say the word โyuge.โ
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Twitter/@Number10cat
55. A cat works at this newspaper
Back in the old days, the lack of thumbs kept cats from working on papers where they needed to hold pencils. But ever since typewriters were introduced, the field of journalism opened up to them.
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Twitter/@ErinChack
56. What a sweet baby
Every parent thinks their child is the sweetest, smartest, and most adorable ever born. It seems that even applies to people who treat their cats like babies.
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Twitter/@McJesse
57. This is amazing
Letโs face it: none of us have ever looked as fly as this stylish cat. The jacket fits him perfectly. All he needs is a tiny pair of jeans and heโs ready for his cameo in Footloose.
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Twitter/@alyssemazakian
58. Iโm on my way to the hospital now
When itโs time for a bath, all bets are off and all claws are out. Cats donโt care who they hurt. Theyโll do anything to avoid being lowered into that tub.
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Twitter/@blokevsworld
59. Oh good, Iโm not the only one
Who doesnโt enjoy great hits like โStop Begging Me for Food, Youโve Already Eaten Todayโ? Iโm partial to the banger โWhy Do You Always Barf on The Carpet Instead of the Tile?โ
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Twitter/@WilliamHPerkins
60. Best description of a cat ever
Somehow, this tweet nails this description perfectly. Most cats are cute, but not this one. If anything, heโs magnificent in his sheer ugliness.
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Twitter/@ka_waitz
61. What an ingrate
Donโt spend your money on expensive assassin training for your cats. Theyโre born with natural killing abilities. So, thereโs no reason to waste your money.
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Twitter/@Super_Cynthia
62. Just stop buying toys
Only rookies buy their cats toys and special beds. If youโve owned a cat for any length of time, you know not to waste your money. Kitties prefer to play with trash and sleep in boxes.
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Twitter/@GraceSpelman
63. Before you die, feed me
They say cats will eat your body after you die. Iโm not sure if thatโs true or not, but it would be completely in line with their personality. If you want your body recognized, make sure their food dish is full first.
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Twitter/@Elizasoul80
64. Theyโll never tell
Few things are more upsetting than petting your cat only to realize theyโre soaking wet. Maybe they were playing in their water dish or the sink. Or perhaps they were in the toilet. Youโll never know.
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Twitter/@monicahelsey
65. What a power move
Cats are focused on doing what they want to do and when they want to do it without any regard for your needs. If that means putting you off your breakfast, so be it
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Twitter/@LetMeStart
66. Heโs off to enjoy it in private
Iโm not sure why this is so funny. Maybe it was because the cat immediately recognized the bed was for him. Or perhaps he didnโt care โ he was claiming it no matter what anyone else said.
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Twitter/@BedSafely
67. Who the heck are you?
Pet sitting is probably strange for the animal. Suddenly, their ownerโs gone and a new human is in their place. You canโt be too careful when checking them out.
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Twitter/@etrnl_classic
68. Can he read?
Itโs impressive the owner of this office has everything so organized. But this does beg the question: can this cat read? And if not, how does he know which box is his?
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Twitter/@AlsBoy
69. No need to get personal
Itโs nice the vet included the patient in this important discussion. That way, he could stay informed of his personal health needs. Itโs also good there are pictures since he canโt read.
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Twitter/@carson_hudson
70. Youโre a wizard, kitty
Iโm just going to go ahead and assume this cat has superpowers. It wields lightning in its tiny, adorable paws. And personally, I welcome my new kitty overlord.
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Twitter/@roemcdermott
71. Hear me out: zombie cat
There are two options here: either this family mistook someone elseโs dead cat for their pet or Tom woke up and dug his way out of the grave. Iโm rooting for Option #2.
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Twitter/@wildwildwesnyle
72. Never miss a story
Look, journalists have a duty to capture the news, even if it means making personal sacrifices. Or in this case, making sacrifices for other people.
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Twitter/@magmidd
73. *walkie talkie noise* Iโm in
Of all the things that could emerge from beneath your house, a cute kitten is probably the only good option. But still, we have a couple of questions, like โHow?โ
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Twitter/@brenaclifton
Donโt you just love how we can conveniently share our catsโ disdain for us? Kinda makes you want to name the internet after them.
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